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Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Robot Randy posted:

Looks like cumjar 2.0 has all the kinks worked out

It was a cum vase. Get it right jeez.

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Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007


syscall girl posted:

¿Por qué, Senor Manos?

Not actually knowing Spanish, but being familiar with stupid internet/SA bullshit made the translation of "Senor Manos" immediately obvious, which lead me to realize "Manos: Hands of Fate" is actually "Hands: Hands of Fate"

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Oxyclean posted:

Not actually knowing Spanish, but being familiar with stupid internet/SA bullshit made the translation of "Senor Manos" immediately obvious, which lead me to realize "Manos: Hands of Fate" is actually "Hands: Hands of Fate"

The more you learn about that movie the worse it gets.

super size soft serve
Aug 28, 2011

You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.

The book's in French.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Oxyclean posted:

Not actually knowing Spanish, but being familiar with stupid internet/SA bullshit made the translation of "Senor Manos" immediately obvious, which lead me to realize "Manos: Hands of Fate" is actually "Hands: Hands of Fate"

Did it also cause you to realize that "mano a mano" means hand to hand and not man to man? Because people getting that wrong will annoy you for the rest of your life.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Haruharuharuko posted:

What!? It looked at me funny!

:lol::vince::lol:

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Ok, what's the reference?

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

Len posted:

It was a cum vase. Get it right jeez.

nope

:nms: http://i.imgur.com/PBvPsqI.png

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



Oh god...I was talking about the goon cum vase that was most likely stdh. I didn't know there was a cum jar.

:negative:

Edit: Got a huge vase with some fake plants in it from a girl I worked with, it became my official "cumvase". There was about 2 inches worth in there by the time I moved out. Saved a lot on buying paper towels though, which was my previous disposal method.

And yes, I left it there. In a closet.

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

Len posted:

Edit: Got a huge vase with some fake plants in it from a girl I worked with, it became my official "cumvase". There was about 2 inches worth in there by the time I moved out. Saved a lot on buying paper towels though, which was my previous disposal method.

And yes, I left it there. In a closet.

....:stare:

Do you not have working plumbing in whatever god forsaken place you live?

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Shwqa posted:

....:stare:

Do you not have working plumbing in whatever god forsaken place you live?

After :gonk:ing at his post for several minutes and beginning to type a horrified response I have convinced myself that

Len posted:

Edit: Got a huge vase with some fake plants in it from a girl I worked with, it became my official "cumvase". There was about 2 inches worth in there by the time I moved out. Saved a lot on buying paper towels though, which was my previous disposal method.

And yes, I left it there. In a closet.

isn't Len, but rather Len describing

Len posted:

the goon cum vase that was most likely stdh.

I will continue to tell myself this for my sanity.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Shwqa posted:

....:stare:

Do you not have working plumbing in whatever god forsaken place you live?

Hey don't ask me. That came out of a bachelor thread in PYF. The guy have a custom red avatar with that quote for a hot minute.

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

Len posted:

Hey don't ask me. That came out of a bachelor thread in PYF. The guy have a custom red avatar with that quote for a hot minute.

Ah I thought you were admitting to being the owner of the fabled cumvase.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Shwqa posted:

Ah I thought you were admitting to being the owner of the fabled cumvase.

Oh god no. I googled "something awful cum vase" and found the quote reposted off site.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Quote tags are very helpful, nay, essential, in situations such as these.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Data Graham posted:

Quote tags are very helpful, nay, essential, in situations such as these.

I'd assumed that mentioning a goon had a cum vase and then a block of text would have been clear. I forgot goons and reading don't go together well.

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

Len posted:

I'd assumed that mentioning a goon had a cum vase and then a block of text would have been clear. I forgot goons and reading don't go together well.

I'm glad we can both admit this is entirely your fault.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
loving derails.




Now find the cat.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Found it. Black and white cat. Left side in the middle.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Say Nothing posted:

loving derails.




Now find the cat.



Your turn:

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Found the fox.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

OH MY GOD HE'S SO FAT :3:

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Dewgy posted:

OH MY GOD HE'S SO FAT :3:

He's a liger. Ligers are loving gargantuan.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Len posted:

It was a cum vase. Get it right jeez.

There was also a cum (shoe)box and a cum pony jar that was accidentally boiled on a radiator. Don't Google either of them if you want to sleep at night.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Wind Waker Vs. Drunk Text Messages.




















Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Say Nothing posted:

Wind Waker Vs. Drunk Text Messages.


This was one of my absolute favourite Tumblrs, but it hasn't updated in a year :(

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Say Nothing posted:

Wind Waker Vs. Drunk Text Messages.





My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Say Nothing posted:



Now find the cat.
Who throws away a perfectly good cat? :catstare:

AceInkySlut
Mar 17, 2014

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


2010s hunks.jpg

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Aziz Ansari wearing the traditional garb of his people.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
Now find his Cadillac Hovercraft.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LLb8EBU9nQ

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Centripetal Horse posted:

He's a liger. Ligers are loving gargantuan.



cat big.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


"I totally loved Chris Pratt when he was chubby (cause he was still funny as poo poo cause he's Chris Pratt)"

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
In shape Chris Pratt is a national disaster

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

That tracksuit loving owns and I want one.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

I want so hard for this to be real that I don't dare investigate...

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Choco1980 posted:

I want so hard for this to be real that I don't dare investigate...

It's not.

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