Bicyclops posted:I liked Castle Crashers, the tedious beat-em-up TMNT clone with cartoon poop jokes for 4 players which went overpriced once it hit steam. maybe it was always overpriced, i dunno, I had a roommate who bought it for his x box. I would like more games like that, though, where you ram buttons and level up with friends. Castle Crashers isn't exactly a good beat-em-up but the online 4-player co-op and unlockable characters go a long way.
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Lurdiak posted:Castle Crashers isn't exactly a good beat-em-up but the online 4-player co-op and unlockable characters go a long way. The unlockable characters only differences were in magic and half the time the spells were poo poo.
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Mar 10, 2015 17:39
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Bicyclops posted:I liked Castle Crashers, the tedious beat-em-up TMNT clone with cartoon poop jokes for 4 players which went overpriced once it hit steam. maybe it was always overpriced, i dunno, I had a roommate who bought it for his x box. I would like more games like that, though, where you ram buttons and level up with friends. I remember my friend and I being all excited to fill up all those weapon slots with hilarious items, too bad like 99% of them have lovely worthless stats. there are like a handful of swords actually worth a drat. also pick electric guy, always pick electric guy
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Mar 10, 2015 18:10
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Just play Guardian Heroes the rerelease on modern consoles is really good Too bad its not on Steam
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Eye of Widesauron posted:I was looking for an FAU post to quote and this is the first one i found.
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Mar 10, 2015 19:00
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CJacobs posted:Whenever I see Bayonetta all I can think about is Hideki Kamiya trying as hard as he can not to jerk off to her but failing miserably, and then talking about blocking people on twitter or something. wikipedia posted:She was additionally given glasses at Kamiya's insistence, intended to differentiate her from other female characters as well as give her a "sense of mystery and intelligence", though Shimazaki attributed it to possibly his preference for women with glasses.
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Mar 10, 2015 19:15
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lol
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Golden Goat posted:The unlockable characters only differences were in magic and half the time the spells were poo poo. I know, but it still feels neat to unlock characters in a game. It's one of the greatest joys in life. e:  Bayo being some kind of sex symbol is really alien to me. I mean yeah she strip teases and all that stuff but she looks like a cross between Janine from ghostbusters and a mutant giraffe. Lurdiak fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Mar 10, 2015 |
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Mar 10, 2015 19:36
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i wish people would get over her height. there was a perfectly normal reason for itwiki again posted:She was given longer legs and arms to make her more appealing as an action-game character, countering what Shimazaki felt was a trend of female characters in such games having short and thin limbs. Her limbs and the rest of her design were appealing to Kamiya, and development proceeded on the character's attire.
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Mar 10, 2015 20:04
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Excels posted:I remember my friend and I being all excited to fill up all those weapon slots with hilarious items, too bad like 99% of them have lovely worthless stats. there are like a handful of swords actually worth a drat. also pick electric guy, always pick electric guy Yeah, that's kind of the problem, is eventually you get bored because none of the unlockable things re actually any good and it's extremely tedious to unlock them. Rare drops are a thing I would like for them to largely phase out of video games, because most of the time it's the most boring gate to cool stuff.
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Mar 10, 2015 20:09
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that said we played through the whole game like 20 times, but that may have only been because of the boomerang level up glitch
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Mar 10, 2015 20:14
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Bicyclops posted:Yeah, that's kind of the problem, is eventually you get bored because none of the unlockable things re actually any good and it's extremely tedious to unlock them.  Borderlands and diablo-likes would be actually enjoyable if the legendary, cool looking weapons and armor with useful or neat effects were every drop. Instead of having to manage your inventory of a million useless pointy sticks.
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Mar 10, 2015 20:47
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Nasgate posted:
Cheat engine and Borderlands 2 can make this happen
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Mar 10, 2015 21:01
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That's been bugging me in Path of Exile, it's fun and you've got a lot of build options but actually getting the currency to get good stuff is a pain.
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Nasgate posted:
Yup. As much as I love Borderlands and have played it, I've never EVER found a pearlescent weapon. What the hell 
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Mar 10, 2015 22:57
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the boss of the latest chapter of the new RE is really dumb mechanics-wise, moreso than usual, and has a tiny, tiny head.
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A Spider Covets posted:the boss of the latest chapter of the new RE is really dumb mechanics-wise, moreso than usual, and has a tiny, tiny head.
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Nasgate posted:
I'd like a game where you can merge crappy weapons to randomly generate a less crappy one, and then merge those into better stuff and so 100 poo poo-covered sticks could be combined into something radical with a really rare drop rate. Instead you can sell the crappy weapons to fund repairs for your one actually good one. :/
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Mar 11, 2015 06:51
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Lurdiak posted:I'd like a game where you can merge crappy weapons to randomly generate a less crappy one, and then merge those into better stuff and so 100 poo poo-covered sticks could be combined into something radical with a really rare drop rate. Dota 2 Also Diablo with transmutation I believe
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Mar 11, 2015 07:29
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Lurdiak posted:I'd like a game where you can merge crappy weapons to randomly generate a less crappy one, and then merge those into better stuff and so 100 poo poo-covered sticks could be combined into something radical with a really rare drop rate. Two Worlds.
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JebanyPedal posted:Two Worlds. Which is just $1 on Steam right now, I think.
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Mar 11, 2015 09:09
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If they're going to make stuff where you have to grind out enemies to get it, the least they could do is make it a guaranteed drop after killing so many of a certain enemy type.
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Wamdoodle posted:Which is just $1 on Steam right now, I think. yep i bought it and it has an option that says male body on character creation, but i couldn't figure out if there was an option to be a woman? I don't wanna be a dude
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Mar 11, 2015 14:27
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Well of course you don't. Men have to spend all day toiling in the feminism mines, filling their carts with social justice.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Well of course you don't. Men have to spend all day toiling in the feminism mines, filling their carts with social justice. sounds gay
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Mar 11, 2015 14:32
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A Spider Covets posted:sounds gay
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A Spider Covets posted:sounds gay this legitimately made me laugh out loud
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Phantasium posted:If they're going to make stuff where you have to grind out enemies to get it, the least they could do is make it a guaranteed drop after killing so many of a certain enemy type. Yah, p. much. Even "kill 100 of this thing" is better than "1/255 of this thing will drop what actually matters."
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Mar 11, 2015 19:16
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This is a pretty ownage week for video games. Cities: Skylines, Hotline Miami 2, and Ori and the Blind Forest are all out now for PC. Codename: Steam comes out for 3DS on Friday. 
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Mar 11, 2015 20:25
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Also if you're a fan of really bad, overpriced and buggy as gently caress games, Battlefield Hardline is here. For an extra $50 you can get access to the entire game, spread out over the next year
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Mar 11, 2015 22:04
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i dont think codename steam is going to be very good unfortunately
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Mar 11, 2015 22:07
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Did you play the demo? I downloaded it but I haven't tried it yet, I just assume being made by the Fire Emblem team means it's going to be good.
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Mar 11, 2015 22:09
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Adam Bowen posted:Also if you're a fan of really bad, overpriced and buggy as gently caress games, Battlefield Hardline is here. For an extra $50 you can get access to the entire game, spread out over the next year i actually bought this, rip premium also
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Mar 11, 2015 22:13
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Adam Bowen posted:Did you play the demo? I downloaded it but I haven't tried it yet, I just assume being made by the Fire Emblem team means it's going to be good. i didnt try it yet it just looks really slow and kind of bland like they didnt really use the setting to its fullest potential. hopefully it turns out good though
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Mar 11, 2015 22:15
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if you actually play the demo its just not very fun. it feels like a bad copy of vc. really ugly in motion too
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Mar 11, 2015 22:40
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Bicyclops posted:Yah, p. much. Even "kill 100 of this thing" is better than "1/255 of this thing will drop what actually matters." This is a big part of why I'm playing less games these days. Abysmal drop rates, long grinds, and the like. Who has the time to be treated like this in their leisure time? I just want a video game that is cool with me only playing it sometimes, and I still get to have fun with it.
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the codename steam demo was aggressively bad. every aspect of how it controlled irritated me. also steampunk is dumb. i was excited for this dumb game and the demo made me feel like a fool.
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Mar 11, 2015 23:42
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i liked the demo so im gonna buy it
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Mar 11, 2015 23:54
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I just picked up Survivalist on Steam and played for a few hours, its interesting in conception but kind of boring - does it pick up after you've spent some time playing?
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codename steam has like minute + long enemy turns that can't be sped up
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