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Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

1stGear posted:

I prefer the latter explanation and I really hope there's a two and two and his wife is tech-savvy enough to put them together and start asking some uncomfortable questions of Crowder.

"Steven, why have you searched Mia Khalifa 5 times a day for the last 3 months?"

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Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
"Islamophobes want to bang Muslims" is the new "Homophobes are all gay"

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Shbobdb posted:

"Islamophobes want to bang Muslims" is the new "Homophobes are all gay"

I was thinking more Crowder searching for whatever vaguely Muslim outrageous thing the blogosphere is flogging that week while also searching for hot singles in his area, with Google innocently putting them together.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

What a whiny bitch



I'm sure when Crowder gets aroused during sex, he yells "frick!" because he's too goody two shoes to say "gently caress!"

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Shbobdb posted:

"Islamophobes want to bang Muslims" is the new "Homophobes are all gay"

"The lady doth protest too much" hasn't been around for 400+ years for no reason. It's not a strict policy but it's not a myth either.

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

Star Man posted:

I'm sure when Crowder gets aroused during sex, he yells "frick!" because he's too goody two shoes to say "gently caress!"

no way, I bet he's into really weird poo poo. Classic self loathing behaviour.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

1stGear posted:

I prefer the latter explanation and I really hope there's a two and two and his wife is tech-savvy enough to put them together and start asking some uncomfortable questions of Crowder.


How do we know it isn't his wife doing the searching?

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Cross post from the Daily Show thread (where people are commenting on how upsetting it was that Stewart gave a pass to the senators by bizarrely equating it to one time under Bush when Hilary had a diplomatic meeting with Assad)

Y-Hat posted:

As bad as Democrats can be, what Republicans did was actually honest-to-God treason. There is no two sides to this, Republicans are traitors.

http://reverbpress.com/politics/47-republicans-treason-logan-act/

Sure it probably won't hold up in court since there's probably enough weasel room for Republicans to Ollie North their way out. More interesting though is that the WhiteHouse.gov petition has surpassed the 100,000 signatures required for an official response.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pe...eement/NKQnpJS9

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Madmarker posted:

Yeah, you are quite wrong there. The Roman Catholic church still maintains the Rite of Exorcism. However there are rules that must be followed before a Priest is allowed to perform an exorcism. The most notable of which is that the subject who is to have the presence of a Demon/Satan exorcised must undergo psychiatric and medical evaluation to rule out the possibility of mental illness or disease.

So basically there are psychiatrists who are willing to say that someone is possessed by the devil?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Madmarker posted:

Yeah, you are quite wrong there. The Roman Catholic church still maintains the Rite of Exorcism. However there are rules that must be followed before a Priest is allowed to perform an exorcism. The most notable of which is that the subject who is to have the presence of a Demon/Satan exorcised must undergo psychiatric and medical evaluation to rule out the possibility of mental illness or disease. Further the Priest has to be directly authorized by a Bishop in order to perform the ritual. So there is a lot of ecclesiastic red tape to deal with. So no, exorcism isn't common, but it is something that is still done in the Catholic church.

The problem being their are rules for exorcism? Oh wait, the actual problem is that they still practice exorcism in the year 2015.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

peter banana posted:

no way, I bet he's into really weird poo poo. Classic self loathing behaviour.

I'm sure he has to beg for sex.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Hazo posted:

More interesting though is that the WhiteHouse.gov petition has surpassed the 100,000 signatures required for an official response.

This I want to see.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Yup, he claims he is at Planet Fitness



Can I hope a woman is open carrying in the locker room

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

CommieGIR posted:

The problem being their are rules for exorcism? Oh wait, the actual problem is that they still practice exorcism in the year 2015.

eh it can get a pass as alternative medicine

humans are weird and hugely influenced by the perception of being doctored as much as any actual tangible medical procedure

Madmarker
Jan 7, 2007

CommieGIR posted:

The problem being their are rules for exorcism? Oh wait, the actual problem is that they still practice exorcism in the year 2015.

Hey I am not defending the Catholic church, just refuting the assertion that Catholics no longer have exorcism. My theology classes back in college cured me of any lingering defects of religious faith I had.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Takoluka posted:

This I want to see.

161,000 right now

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Maybe it's just me but the idea of a Catholic exorcist looking at protestant exorcists and being unhappy with the lack of rigor in their process makes me laugh a lot.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

CommieGIR posted:

The problem being their are rules for exorcism? Oh wait, the actual problem is that they still practice exorcism in the year 2015.

I'm not sure that in practice exorcisms are ever actually authorized these days. From a quick google the most recent official exorcism to get any publicity was back in the 70's.

Though it does seem that the Catholics updated their exorcism manual in the late 90's, so not that long ago there was enough going on that they felt they needed to update the manual.

Hieronymous Alloy fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Mar 11, 2015

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

I'm not sure that in practice exorcisms are ever actually authorized these days. From a quick google the most recent official exorcism to get any publicity was back in the 70's.

Well, that is at least reassuring.

Popular Thug Drink posted:

eh it can get a pass as alternative medicine

humans are weird and hugely influenced by the perception of being doctored as much as any actual tangible medical procedure

As if we don't have enough troubles with alternative medicine already.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

CommieGIR posted:

As if we don't have enough troubles with alternative medicine already.

it's not really trouble. people are irrational creatures and we can't fix that

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Yup, he claims he is at Planet Fitness



Can I hope a woman is open carrying in the locker room
How does he expect this to work out for him? Either his "professional" disguise doesn't raise any alarms and to his disappointment the women in the locker room leave him be, or he rolls in looking like a cheap drag queen and causing a scene/borderline sexually harassing women which makes him look like (even more of) a massive rear end in a top hat.

Regardless, he'll just report/edit it in a way that makes him look good despite what actually happens ("They were all clearly uncomfortable and looking at me weird, I swear!"). Not like you can drag a camera into a locker room so who's going to be able to prove him wrong?

I sort of wish somebody had warned Planet Fitness so they could put out a corporate email to catch him and make him leave. "We know why you're here and we don't welcome bigoted stunts where married men try to sneak into women's locker rooms. Get out."

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

161,000 right now

:munch:

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Hazo posted:

How does he expect this to work out for him? Either his "professional" disguise doesn't raise any alarms and to his disappointment the women in the locker room leave him be, or he rolls in looking like a cheap drag queen and causing a scene/borderline sexually harassing women which makes him look like (even more of) a massive rear end in a top hat.

Regardless, he'll just report/edit it in a way that makes him look good despite what actually happens ("They were all clearly uncomfortable and looking at me weird, I swear!"). Not like you can drag a camera into a locker room so who's going to be able to prove him wrong?

I sort of wish somebody had warned Planet Fitness so they could put out a corporate email to catch him and make him leave. "We know why you're here and we don't welcome bigoted stunts where married men try to sneak into women's locker rooms. Get out."

:munch:
He's probably looking to get kicked out and banned so he can bitch about favoritism towards protection of trans rights some more, maybe try and sue since the viewership and money is drying up.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

site posted:

He's probably looking to get kicked out and banned so he can bitch about favoritism towards protection of trans rights some more, maybe try and sue since the viewership and money is drying up.

it's great because unless he's a purposeful rear end in a top hat it should all go smoothly and then he'll reach his end goal of dressing up like a woman and hanging around in the woman's locker room being creepy

ironically creepy, of course

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
"in order to show you, my loyal audience, what these pervert degenerates actually do, i've gone cruising at a gay bar and brought a man back to my house, for sex"

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



site posted:

He's probably looking to get kicked out and banned so he can bitch about favoritism towards protection of trans rights some more, maybe try and sue since the viewership and money is drying up.
But... but it's a private company! :qq:

I wonder how long til we hear about it. Should take at least a little while to get his made-up story straight and doctor/edit any footage or photos he got, right?

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006
I don't even understand how you could make up a story that makes this seem like a good idea.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

161,000 right now

"We don't prosecute sitting senators for treason. The End."

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

PerniciousKnid posted:

I don't even understand how you could make up a story that makes this seem like a good idea.

that's the advantage of being a right wing shock jock with a little cult following, the actual standard of content is real low so you can shovel out any old garbage so long as you season it to taste

i mean people looking for bespoke slander against transpersons aren't exactly picky

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

PerniciousKnid posted:

I don't even understand how you could make up a story that makes this seem like a good idea.

The best outcome would be if they really do just toss him out for being a pervert. He gets embarassed, his argument falls apart, and PF demonstrates that it's actually pretty easy to tell the difference between actual transgendered people and ironic right wing perverts.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



edit :laffo::laffo::laffo:

PerniciousKnid posted:

I don't even understand how you could make up a story that makes this seem like a good idea.

Hazo posted:

"They were all clearly uncomfortable and looking at me weird, I swear!"
It's cowardly and untrue but Crowder is a nitwit who isn't known for his courage or integrity. He might even spin it into concern-trolling for women's rights ("Planet Fitness doesn't prevent these women from being harassed!" *is the only one harassing them*) which would be amazing because of what a misogynist shithead he is.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

uhhhhhhhhhh :eyepop:

Plexiwatt
Sep 6, 2002

by exmarx

Popular Thug Drink posted:

"in order to show you, my loyal audience, what these pervert degenerates actually do, i've gone cruising at a gay bar and brought a man back to my house, for sex"

The self-fulfilling fallacy at work.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Looks as good as some actual transgender people I've seen in person. :shrug:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

I sure hope they don't discriminate.

Edible Hat
Jul 23, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
What would he prefer that MTF transgender do? Would he prefer that they use the men's room? Never leave their home? Receive a bullet to the head?

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

I wonder what the in-laws think of this guy.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

jesus what a dick head.


site posted:

He's probably looking to get kicked out and banned so he can bitch about favoritism towards protection of trans rights some more, maybe try and sue since the viewership and money is drying up.

My guess is he will try to go into the womans room, probably harass them, then get punched since he is obviously a dude and not trans. I am hoping he gets maced. either way he will probably take off his wig and gurgle to the poor employees upfront about how he is brave patriot christian and that he was trying to prove trans people are Satan. the employees will tell him to get the gently caress out. which he will. then he will get in his car while crying and look up his favorite site (Hijab Hussies) and wank it in the parking lot while cursing the evil liberals.

Honestly they will probaly just tell him to gently caress off.

ClothHat
Mar 2, 2005

ASK ME ABOUT MY LOVE OF THE LUMPEN-GOBLITARIAT
protip: trust no links I post

Intel&Sebastian posted:

The best outcome would be if they really do just toss him out for being a pervert. He gets embarassed, his argument falls apart, and PF demonstrates that it's actually pretty easy to tell the difference between actual transgendered people and ironic right wing perverts.

The best outcome is if he runs into an unrelated group of bigots that mistake him for an actual trans person and assault him causing Crowder to have an epiphany about why this kind of poo poo is a bad idea.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Or, even better possibility, a pro-LGBT rights lifter gets pissed at him and gives him a flat nose.

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Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Edible Hat posted:

What would he prefer that MTF transgender do? Would he prefer that they use the men's room?

People always say this like it's a problem, wouldn't anyone with a penis want to use a urinal? It's just faster and more efficient.

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