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Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010


does that mean that it can also pop like a balloon
a balloon full of poo

:poosnype:


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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Broken Machine posted:

does that mean that it can also pop like a balloon
a balloon full of poo

:poosnype:




didn't you see the documentary se7en?

it can and it will if you don't put down those spaghetti-o's fat boy

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

it means never ever hold a fart in unless you want a baggy stretched out colon with as much elasticity as an old sock.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

posting intensifies

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
lol if you don't post from the toilet

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

NoneMoreNegative posted:

it means never ever hold a fart in unless you want a baggy stretched out colon with as much elasticity as an old sock.

Muscles get stronger the more you use them.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
i have a buddy who says he poops with his knees way up in the air and swears by it

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
what why

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

graph posted:

i have a buddy who says he poops with his knees way up in the air and swears by it

Being_tall_and_using_badly_designed_toilets.txt

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Being_tall_and_using_badly_designed_toilets.txt

no hes like 5'5"

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

graph posted:

i have a buddy who says he poops with his knees way up in the air and swears by it

Feels good man.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

graph posted:

no hes like 5'5"

Ok then he should just kill himself because he's a manlet

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
i only poop facing the toilet tank with my feet flat up against the wall and my arms wrapped around under the tank, facing sideways with the side of my face on the top of the tank.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
the "ac slater"

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
a few jobs back we had an artist on staff who did not really have a filter, but sort of did. we'd be standing there talking about what we did that weekend and he'd be going along with it and then be like "oh yeah, you ever poo poo AC slater style? just backwards? dropping big loving deuces right in the shitter but backwards? man it's the only way i do that"

and we'd all walk away and he'd be like "what? what? what'd i do wrong, we were just bullshitting right?"

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xD3NpSTlOk

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
a girl i know has a good story about "skybombing" from high school. apparently this is a thing where you climb up the bathroom divider and hang your rear end over into an adjacent stall and poo poo into the toilet so it splashes real big, then everyone laughs. apparently this is what kids do growing up in dallas.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
look out here come my skypoops lol

PS. Love the cabin
Dec 30, 2011
Bee Lincoln

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Ok then he should just kill himself because he's a manlet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5obLmJ4O9E

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

kwinkles posted:

a girl i know has a good story about "skybombing" from high school. apparently this is a thing where you climb up the bathroom divider and hang your rear end over into an adjacent stall and poo poo into the toilet so it splashes real big, then everyone laughs. apparently this is what kids do growing up in dallas.

what like this?

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

kwinkles posted:

i only poop facing the toilet tank with my feet flat up against the wall and my arms wrapped around under the tank, facing sideways with the side of my face on the top of the tank.

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

this reminds me that i want to play riot simulator at some point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHi-29TovHo

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

kwinkles posted:

a girl i know has a good story about "skybombing" from high school. apparently this is a thing where you climb up the bathroom divider and hang your rear end over into an adjacent stall and poo poo into the toilet so it splashes real big, then everyone laughs. apparently this is what kids do growing up in dallas.

lol

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:


help i dont know a good way to share videos from tumblr

link to mp4 https://www.tumblr.com/video_file/112914564570/tumblr_nf851ylX7l1rt7mhq

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
i have always wanted to try it but never had the guts.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

moonshine is...... posted:

Wait, is this running somewhere?

'"'closed beta'"' for right now

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

want something like this. but not tattoo, wow


http://imgur.com/gallery/n3FQE

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Captain Pike
Jul 29, 2003


I just want to say that you did a very nice font-matching job. :ssj:

Captain Pike
Jul 29, 2003

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

want something like this. but not tattoo, wow


http://imgur.com/gallery/n3FQE

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Captain Pike posted:

I just want to say that you did a very nice font-matching job. :ssj:

:agreed:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

wanna see one where the car flips over and crashes

PS. Love the cabin
Dec 30, 2011
Bee Lincoln

YEAAAAHHHHH! ART!

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Beast of Bourbon posted:

a few jobs back we had an artist on staff who did not really have a filter, but sort of did. we'd be standing there talking about what we did that weekend and he'd be going along with it and then be like "oh yeah, you ever poo poo AC slater style? just backwards? dropping big loving deuces right in the shitter but backwards? man it's the only way i do that"

and we'd all walk away and he'd be like "what? what? what'd i do wrong, we were just bullshitting right?"

he should feel bad for not knowing that it's called the riker maneuver

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


rally is the best

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