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Genetic Toaster
Jun 5, 2011

Where did you even find this game? :allears:

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


I made the mistake of watching Torrente 3 on Netflix a while back. Now I get that Torrente is supposed to be a terrible human being and all, but the movie has two rape scenes that he takes part in that are played for laughs. It's absolutely abhorrent.

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS
I actually snarfed my milo when Matt said "PREPARE FOR EL CRASHO"

Solaris Knight
Apr 26, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT POWER RANGERS MYSTIC FORCE
I'm a little bummed out Matt said my choice in screaming punchfist fighting games was bad, but everyone else said they're good :(

TheRealestMatt
Jun 27, 2014

The Boss. The CEO. The J-Cup Lover.
No idea what you're talking about.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled

TheRealestMatt posted:

No idea what you're talking about.


He's talking about Xenoverse.

Solaris Knight
Apr 26, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT POWER RANGERS MYSTIC FORCE
Hi Matt. Sorry I'm really sensitive, but I'm a big fan of the channel and the Friendcast especially!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
A New Revelations video is up, you would think that RE protagonists would have an instinctive fear of helicopters by now with how often things go south with them.

hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

Solaris Knight posted:

I'm a little bummed out Matt said my choice in screaming punchfist fighting games was bad, but everyone else said they're good :(

It's cool man, no one is going to 100% share your taste, no matter how much you like them. gently caress, I like Blazblue, just imagine the poo poo I've gotten indirectly.

TheRealestMatt
Jun 27, 2014

The Boss. The CEO. The J-Cup Lover.

Solaris Knight posted:

Hi Matt. Sorry I'm really sensitive, but I'm a big fan of the channel and the Friendcast especially!

Dude, it's just I've played both for a few hours. Ori is gorgeous, well made, has amazing music, and interesting gameplay mechanics.

Xenoverse is a bad hunting game with the DBZ license, and is like the 23rd DBZ game released in the last 10 years.

Trying to help here.

Tupperwarez
Apr 4, 2004

"phphphphphphpht"? this is what you're going with?

you sure?

TheRealestMatt posted:

Xenoverse is a bad hunting game with the DBZ license
Now I'm imagining a subquest where you kill 10 different versions of Vegeta to make a legendary Namekian turban out of his hair.

Edit: You can only loot his hair if you headshot him with a Destructo Disk at 25% health or lower. Destructo Disk has a 10% chance to dismember. Have fun.

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

Indie platformers vs Lisencsed hunting games, truly the Ostfront of video games.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

hoobajoo posted:

It's cool man, no one is going to 100% share your taste, no matter how much you like them. gently caress, I like Blazblue, just imagine the poo poo I've gotten indirectly.

Yeah, like, Matt likes KI, I'm not gonna hate him for that. :v:

Ori looks fuckin' amazing tho. I want that game.

Charles Martel
Mar 7, 2007

"The Hero of the Age..."

The hero of all ages

TheRealestMatt posted:

Ori is gorgeous, well made, has amazing music, and interesting gameplay mechanics.

Xenoverse is a bad hunting game with the DBZ license, and is like the 23rd DBZ game released in the last 10 years.

The Bee
Nov 25, 2012

Making his way to the ring . . .
from Deep in the Jungle . . .

The Big Monkey!

Tupperwarez posted:

Now I'm imagining a subquest where you kill 10 different versions of Vegeta to make a legendary Namekian turban out of his hair.

Edit: You can only loot his hair if you headshot him with a Destructo Disk at 25% health or lower. Destructo Disk has a 10% chance to dismember. Have fun.

Honestly, you're joking, but the sad thing is Xenoverse actually has that level of RNG fuckery when at its worst. The combat's satisfying and rarely takes long, so I don't mind the grind nearly as much, but if you're ever looking for a specific drop its gonna wear heavily.

Of course, then I do so good on the mission my boss Captain Ginyu gleefuly informs me he's gonna invent a whole new pose in my honor and take me out for chocolate parfaits. That makes everything worth it.

ThisIsACoolGuy
Nov 2, 2010

Shaped like a friend

It's actually the 15th game.

XV

Xenoverse. Also it's a good game, not sure what brought Ori into it though. (I do kinda wish I could see more of it, it does look like a fun game)

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

ThisIsACoolGuy posted:

(I do kinda wish I could see more of it, it does look like a fun game)
Giant Bomb has a quick look

TheRealestMatt
Jun 27, 2014

The Boss. The CEO. The J-Cup Lover.

Dias posted:

Yeah, like, Matt likes KI, I'm not gonna hate him for that. :v:

Ori looks fuckin' amazing tho. I want that game.

Hahah. Well, see, KI is a great fighting game. DBZ has not had a great fighting game since....uh, Budokai 2? Maybe? I can't honestly remember. Listen, I'm not going to go on and on about it, but Pat, myself, Woolie, and Plague have all put time into Xenoverse (Plague especially) and everyone hates it. Sooo...yeah.

In a week where Ori, Hotline Miami, White Night, OliOli 2, and lots of great little games have come out, someone saying, "Yeah! Xenoverse!" is just...sorry, a bit weird to me.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
It's weird because there's more than a few streamers that I've been watching that don't play many hunting games that love Xenoverse :shrug:

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

The Budokai games sucked though. The whole idea that there are people that want DBZ to go back to being just another fighting game instead of a crazy flying DBZ sim baffles me.

Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008

Rodyle posted:

The Budokai games sucked though. The whole idea that there are people that want DBZ to go back to being just another fighting game instead of a crazy flying DBZ sim baffles me.

I don't think the Budokai games sucked, but I think Xenoverse is a lot more interesting/fun than they were and I hope whoever is making DBZ games in the future goes more in the Xenoverse route (which they probably will because Xenoverse is probably the most popular DBZ game in at least a decade).

TexMexFoodbaby
Sep 6, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Man didn't know we had so many DBZ fans. Do you guys prefer sean schemmel or the canadian guy that also voiced bob as Goku. Cause I won't lie I think the first guy was better in an objective sense.

Don't actually answer that.

Speaking of actually good games, I bought Distance because it's actually on sale for 13.39. And wow. That game is super on point with its genre of Survival Racing game. Every race feels like a battle against myself. Man I wish I words could do justice to the music in the game cause it's really good.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

TheRealestMatt posted:

Hahah. Well, see, KI is a great fighting game. DBZ has not had a great fighting game since....uh, Budokai 2? Maybe? I can't honestly remember. Listen, I'm not going to go on and on about it, but Pat, myself, Woolie, and Plague have all put time into Xenoverse (Plague especially) and everyone hates it. Sooo...yeah.

In a week where Ori, Hotline Miami, White Night, OliOli 2, and lots of great little games have come out, someone saying, "Yeah! Xenoverse!" is just...sorry, a bit weird to me.

I'm mostly poking fun with KI, tho I legit don't like the game. XV isn't great and it's very much a nostalgia driven buy that every so often devolves into a grind fest, but I got my fun outta the game (and dressing up my Freeza guy with an afro and stuff). It's not going in my GOTY list or anything. Is all good, man.

HGH
Dec 20, 2011
I can't believe they went back on their word and included live footage. Such lies!
Disliked, unsubsrcibed, 0/5.
Hell yes Conan the Barbarian!

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
I think the reaching into the box with a live-action segment adds that little bit of "What are we getting ourselves into?" feel to it. Great addition!

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Live-action adaptation of Backdown: The Backdowning? :getin:

Also, I'm listening to the podcast when Matt is talking about the Timesplitters and goes "you know what I really like? Alex Riley...", and I know it was just a mix up but that was probably the first time someone ever said that, hehe.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
I never knew there was a Conan cartoon show. Why did someone think Conan the Barbarian would make for a good kids cartoon? Was it the same people who thought Mortal Kombat would be a good cartoon?

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe
Oh poo poo, Torrente! It's like I'm still 12 and watching X-Play decry Torrente (one of them, maybe Torrente 1) as one of the worst video games ever made.

TriffTshngo
Mar 28, 2010

Don't get it twisted who your enemies are.

Rodyle posted:

The Budokai games sucked though. The whole idea that there are people that want DBZ to go back to being just another fighting game instead of a crazy flying DBZ sim baffles me.

The "crazy flying DBZ sim" thing hasn't been fun since the first Tenkaichi. Xenoverse is alright to dick around with an original character saving everyone from cool what-if storylines where they get ultra-hosed as opposed to the regular hosed everyone is in DBZ, but the actual fighting is unbelievably shallow and boring.

Besides, the best DBZ game is Legendary Super Warriors for Gameboy Color.

Solaris Knight
Apr 26, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT POWER RANGERS MYSTIC FORCE

TriffTshngo posted:

The "crazy flying DBZ sim" thing hasn't been fun since the first Tenkaichi. Xenoverse is alright to dick around with an original character saving everyone from cool what-if storylines where they get ultra-hosed as opposed to the regular hosed everyone is in DBZ, but the actual fighting is unbelievably shallow and boring.

Besides, the best DBZ game is Legendary Super Warriors for Gameboy Color.


I think everyone knows the best DBZ game is Buu's Fury for the GBA :colbert:

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

pulp rag posted:

I think the reaching into the box with a live-action segment adds that little bit of "What are we getting ourselves into?" feel to it. Great addition!

God damnit, that is the best. Matt, you are too kind to us :allears:

edit: reading youtube comments:

"hassanico99991 hour ago

So... why was Conan in the porn box?"



Matt?

beep by grandpa fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Mar 12, 2015

ThisIsACoolGuy
Nov 2, 2010

Shaped like a friend

10 seconds in and laughing at the intro already.

A good poster
Jan 10, 2010
Man, that Conan game really needed a Quick Play option.

TexMexFoodbaby
Sep 6, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

A good poster posted:

Man, that Conan game really needed a Quick Play option.

You know I'm willing to bet that Matt and Woolie were hedging their bets on a game about Conan; a Barbarian not having a verbose story mode spanning the ages themselves.

Then again to be honest anything more than "Conan found some dudes and has to kill them" is pushing it.

hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

FauxGateau posted:

You know I'm willing to bet that Matt and Woolie were hedging their bets on a game about Conan; a Barbarian not having a verbose story mode spanning the ages themselves.

Then again to be honest anything more than "Conan found some dudes and has to kill them" is pushing it.

Come on, sometimes Conan finds a sexy lady and has to sleep with her. And sometimes an evil wizard finds Conan, and Conan has to kill him. Sometimes both!

KaosMachina
Oct 9, 2012

There's nothing special about me.
Sega is apparently bringing a 2d platformer by Game Freak to steam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZDtDl1Zh1c
The game is called "Tembo The Badass Elephant".
This feels like a hoax and yet it's not.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


TheRealestMatt posted:

Well, see, KI is a great fighting game.

Weeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllll... New Spinal and his music and stage and such is cool as poo poo though. And at least they're doing new mechanics and stuff so I can appreciate the gently caress outta that.


Also thanks for mentioning White Night on that one podcast and the Madworld vids because that poo poo is right up my alley.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Xenoverse is undoubtedly a bad game but it's fantastic for loving around with friends and throwing increasingly ridiculous energy beams at your foes.

A bad fighting game but I can so GOTY sorry

TexMexFoodbaby
Sep 6, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Yinlock posted:

Xenoverse is undoubtedly a bad game but it's fantastic for loving around with friends and throwing increasingly ridiculous energy beams at your foes.

A bad fighting game but I can so GOTY sorry

Show me a dragon ball game (with future trunks) where you can't do that.

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Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

FauxGateau posted:

Show me a dragon ball game (with future trunks) where you can't do that.

Show me a dragonball game where my totally original character can do that while throwing ghost bombs and literally a rock :colbert:

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