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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Shaggar posted:

lol what a joke of a sport.

i saw mario lemieux do something very similar (more impressive, actually, because it involved "picking up" the puck and taking a few steps) once

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Shaggar posted:

lol what a joke of a sport.
all "sports" outside of track & field/original greek olympics and immediate derivatives (archery) are jokes and their participants are not athletes in any meaningful sense

which is not to say i care about track & field/original greek olympics but still

sports shaggaring at shaggar mmm boy thursday morning motherfuckers

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Kenny Logins posted:

all "sports" outside of track & field/original greek olympics and immediate derivatives (archery) are jokes and their participants are not athletes in any meaningful sense

which is not to say i care about track & field/original greek olympics but still

sports shaggaring at shaggar mmm boy thursday morning motherfuckers

shaggar in the pics thread
tori in cjs
here i am
stuck in the middle with you

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

prefect posted:

i saw mario lemieux do something very similar (more impressive, actually, because it involved "picking up" the puck and taking a few steps) once

hockey players are constantly trying that poo poo but defensemen can actually defend in hockey and also the goal isn't 10 miles wide so the goalie is a thing. when you see players effectively pulling that stuff off its usually cause they're really goddamned good (but also sometimes the defense just sucks)

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Shaggar posted:

hockey players are constantly trying that poo poo but defensemen can actually defend in hockey and also the goal isn't 10 miles wide so the goalie is a thing. when you see players effectively pulling that stuff off its usually cause they're really goddamned good (but also sometimes the defense just sucks)

i have a theory that hockey is the same as soccer, just in a smaller area and with more equipment. the rules have a lot of similarities

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
its a similar game, but hockey is faster and more physical. theres a lot more that can go into playmaking in hockey and since it has to happen so quickly its far more entertaining.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

prefect posted:

i have a theory that hockey is the same as soccer, just in a smaller area and with more equipment. the rules have a lot of similarities
hockey and soccer are both like whose line is it anyway, where everything is made up and the points don't matter

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Kenny Logins posted:

hockey and soccer are both like whose line is it anyway, where everything is made up and the points don't matter

and there's only one black guy :haw:

(okay, that's really hockey-only)

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

prefect posted:

and there's only one black guy :haw:

(okay, that's really hockey-only)

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/feb/19/police-complaint-victim-of-racist-chelsea-fans-souleymane-paris

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

prefect posted:

and there's only one black guy :haw:

(okay, that's really hockey-only)
woodhouse burning down the 'pos this morning

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILGrNzloMSU

wargames
Mar 16, 2008

official yospos cat censor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Kenny Logins posted:

hockey and soccer are both like whose line is it anyway, where everything is made up and the points don't matter

i prefer cricket, there's a lot of yelling and throwing things and the score seems to be at best tangentially related to whatever's happening out on the pitch

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
i will probably never not like the "you look for your car but you're all turned around" at about 0:27

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TG0cnXL3BQ

Chorrax
May 11, 2007

:wotwot:
All sports are pretty great. I like to watch them on TV to distract me from the meaninglessness of It All.

Chorrax
May 11, 2007

:wotwot:
Baseball is my favorite because there are like 2500 games to watch as I sit on a couch, not thinking about how inconsequential my existence is.

Chorrax
May 11, 2007

:wotwot:
#NoLivesMatter

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Chorrax posted:

All sports are pretty great. I like to know they are on TV to remind me of the meaninglessness of It All.

Chorrax
May 11, 2007

:wotwot:
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Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast



well if the onion endorses it, sure... xanax here i come

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

prefect fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Mar 12, 2015

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
RIP pterry :(

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
hahah, yeah, new york city, right guys

sweats, eyes dart nervously around, hoping there are no follow up questions

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012


im not anything in this; nothing particularly resonates with me

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Glorgnole posted:

im not anything in this; nothing particularly resonates with me

im the meatsea

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

drat

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

Can't say I ever read a Pratchett, I am no true yosposter

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Linguica posted:

Can't say I ever read a Pratchett, I am no true yosposter

i was late coming to pratchett, but once i got started, i plowed through piles of books as fast as i could. the first couple, he hadn't quite hit his stride, but there's a long string of amazingly funny, insightful, charming, et cetera stories. great stuff, really

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Linguica posted:

Can't say I ever read a Pratchett, I am no true yosposter
i'm saving pratchett for prison

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Kenny Logins posted:

i'm saving pratchett for prison

its always good to plan ahead

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


:lol:

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Liver Disaster posted:

its always good to plan ahead

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007



this is the future we were promised

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

this is the future we were promised
https://twitter.com/moochava/status/354986725388468224

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

this is the future we were promised

the future is qt

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer
person is using a smartphone, computer related.

http://i.imgur.com/SqcfrRg.gifv

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