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fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

Smythe posted:

what about you smythe, what state are you a licensed pe in

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eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

fart simpson posted:

what about you smythe, what state are you a licensed pe in

you need a license to be a posting engineer?

# ? Mar 11, 2015 19:18

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

eschaton posted:

you need a license to be a posting engineer?

i think it was introduced after the computer engineering test

# ? Mar 11, 2015 19:19

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

fart simpson posted:

what about you smythe, what state are you a licensed pe in

pe = pedophile/ephebeophile

# ? Mar 11, 2015 19:20

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

pointers posted:

excuse me, this is canada, the poor are aboriginal

true, and your version of Jews are the Chinese

# ? Mar 11, 2015 20:13

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

computer parts posted:

true, and your version of Jews are the Chinese

lmao just cuz you're marrying a Chinese woman doesn't mean you have to bat for their team now

# ? Mar 11, 2015 20:28

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

Citizen Tayne posted:

What state are you a licensed PE in?

lol

# ? Mar 11, 2015 21:03

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

FMguru posted:

pe = pedophile/ephebeophile

lol

# ? Mar 11, 2015 21:17

Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

I'm a structural marketing engineer

# ? Mar 11, 2015 23:06

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Beast of Bourbon posted:

I'm a structural marketing engineer

load bearing posts

# ? Mar 12, 2015 12:56

Stringent: Dec 22, 2004; image text goes here

uncurable mlady posted:

load bearing posts

# ? Mar 12, 2015 12:57

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

uncurable mlady posted:

load bearing posts

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pointers: Sep 4, 2008

cross-postin' b/c cjs is getting tori'd or soemthing idk

pointers posted:

cross-postin' b/c cjs is getting tori'd or soemthing idk

thought "ok, a little excessive"

then i got to the child coding

# ? Mar 12, 2015 18:26

Greatbacon: Apr 9, 2012; by Pragmatica

Forums Terrorist posted:

thought "ok, a little excessive"

then i got to the child coding

On top of that, three years professional experience but only graduated at most six years ago or:

"We want a prodigy coder that still has no idea what they are actually worth."

# ? Mar 12, 2015 18:33

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

isn't starting a company orthogonal to becoming a niche specialist? or is this another filter for

Greatbacon posted:

"We want a prodigy coder that still has no idea what they are actually worth."

# ? Mar 12, 2015 18:34

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

pointers posted:

cross-postin' b/c cjs is getting tori'd or soemthing idk

8. Just a nice dude

hmm.

# ? Mar 12, 2015 18:47

fritz: Jul 26, 2003

ive seen these people pop up before but i cant at all figure out what they're selling beyond some kind of rpc over json http://techcrunch.com/2015/03/12/algorithmia-launches-with-more-than-800-algorithms-on-its-marketplace/

# ? Mar 12, 2015 18:49

Forums Terrorist: Dec 8, 2011

Greatbacon posted:

On top of that, three years professional experience but only graduated at most six years ago or:

"We want a prodigy coder that still has no idea what they are actually worth."

see, i assume that's just something they put there so they can arbitrarily reject people with an excuse and they don't stick to it

otoh tech bubel lol

# ? Mar 12, 2015 18:55

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

pointers posted:

cross-postin' b/c cjs is getting tori'd or soemthing idk

i'm glad i live in a progressive country where age discrimination is illegal.

# ? Mar 12, 2015 18:58

pointers: Sep 4, 2008

As a Millennial I posted:

i'm glad i live in a progressive country where age discrimination is illegal.

the joke is it's illegal in the UK too!

# ? Mar 12, 2015 19:07

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

wait that isn't a parody?

holy poo poo burn it all down.

# ? Mar 12, 2015 19:08

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

don't you attach headshots to resumes in the UK or is that just Deutschland

# ? Mar 12, 2015 19:19

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

head shots on a resume? is that so that you can avoid hiring unattractive people?

# ? Mar 12, 2015 19:22

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Sniep posted:

head shots on a resume? is that so that you can avoid hiring unattractive people?

its cause names don't always tell you what ethnicity they are.

# ? Mar 12, 2015 19:24

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

love when a headshot on a resume. ever better is when they put their headshot and theyre measurements. :bravo:

thats my poo poo

# ? Mar 12, 2015 19:24

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

Luigi Thirty posted:

don't you attach headshots to resumes in the UK or is that just Deutschland

I know it's a thing in korea but I didn't know euros did it?

# ? Mar 12, 2015 19:24

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

Shaggar posted:

its cause names don't always tell you what ethnicity they are.

ahhhh , yeah that too - didnt even think in that direction.

# ? Mar 12, 2015 19:25

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

headshots are so two thousand and late. now we attach thirty second MagicPitches

# ? Mar 12, 2015 19:25

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Smythe posted:

love when a headshot on a resume. ever better is when they put their headshot and theyre measurements. thats my poo poo

nice

# ? Mar 12, 2015 19:25

jre: Sep 2, 2011; To the cloud ?

Shifty Pony posted:

wait that isn't a parody?

holy poo poo burn it all down.

That's all kinds of illegal

# ? Mar 12, 2015 19:27

jre: Sep 2, 2011; To the cloud ?

Luigi Thirty posted:

don't you attach headshots to resumes in the UK or is that just Deutschland

Nur Deutschland

# ? Mar 12, 2015 19:28

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

fritz posted:

ive seen these people pop up before but i cant at all figure out what they're selling beyond some kind of rpc over json http://techcrunch.com/2015/03/12/algorithmia-launches-with-more-than-800-algorithms-on-its-marketplace/

https://algorithmia.com/bounties/36

the princely sum of $100 to merely translate one language into another

# ? Mar 12, 2015 19:28

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Munkeymon posted:

https://algorithmia.com/bounties/36

the princely sum of $100 to merely translate one language into another

does google translate have an api?

# ? Mar 12, 2015 19:32

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

https://algorithmia.com/bounties/3

solve traveling salesman for free pls thx

it's only np-hard - that's like not particularly hard, right?!

# ? Mar 12, 2015 19:32

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

carry on then posted:

does google translate have an api?

pay for use but yeah https://cloud.google.com/products/calculator/

e: also you can't hit the public internet from their cluster 'yet'

Munkeymon fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Mar 12, 2015

# ? Mar 12, 2015 19:34

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

ahaha a bunch of these are just c+ps from wikipedia summaries with a link to the wiki

# ? Mar 12, 2015 19:39

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

someones trying to understand ur postings https://algorithmia.com/bounties/35

# ? Mar 12, 2015 19:40

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

pointers posted:

cross-postin' b/c cjs is getting tori'd or soemthing idk

probably posted thinking there's no such thing as bad publicity, ignoring that the companies it attracts will be loving terrible, same for candidates, but i suspect that recruiter does not care as they are terrible also

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Main Paineframe: Oct 27, 2010

pointers posted:

cross-postin' b/c cjs is getting tori'd or soemthing idk

These are the common behaviours of our ideal candidate:
...
3. Working hard and long hours often until 2am

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