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good horse
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:35 |
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# ? May 20, 2024 10:09 |
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Chris Knight posted:watching my tv
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:35 |
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it's always funny when people assume they can go up to animals and just pet them. and then they ignore blatant body language like who the gently caress doesn't know that having its ears laid back is a sign of anger in pretty much every loving species "domesticated" doesn't imply "friendly"
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:43 |
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ol qwerty bastard posted:it's always funny when people assume they can go up to animals and just pet them. and then they ignore blatant body language like who the gently caress doesn't know that having its ears laid back is a sign of anger in pretty much every loving species
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:46 |
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regular show best show
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:48 |
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Kenny Logins posted:a horse with its ears pinned back being a humongous red flag is like day 1 farm wisdom number of days bike man spent on a farm: 0
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:02 |
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immediately after he started a blog about banning all horses from farms because they're dangerous and only he should have the right to be there.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:04 |
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Kenny Logins posted:a horse with its ears pinned back being a humongous red flag is like day 1 farm wisdom cats do the same thing and dogs
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:05 |
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I can 100% believe that a large portion of people who grew up without animals do not know that kind of stuff. Same as you and I probably don't know a shitload of stuff about herbs and so on, or about vulture gestures, or salt mine etiquette, etc.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:14 |
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wayfinder posted:I can 100% believe that a large portion of people who grew up without animals do not know that kind of stuff. Same as you and I probably don't know a shitload of stuff about herbs and so on, or about vulture gestures, or salt mine etiquette, etc. iawtp it makes me sad when i meet people who are afraid of dogs in general, though
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wayfinder posted:I can 100% believe that a large portion of people who grew up without animals do not know that kind of stuff. Same as you and I probably don't know a shitload of stuff about herbs and so on, or about vulture gestures, or salt mine etiquette, etc. nah, that dude just thinks nothing he does is ever wrong so theres no way the horse would hurt him.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:16 |
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wayfinder posted:salt mine etiquette, etc. wow look at this guy never been to a salt mine. the most important thing is to clear the slide as quickly as possible so as not to hold up the people behind you
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:19 |
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fair enough though i'd also wager that if there was any sort of person to talk to on the premises that said day 1 farm wisdom would be the first thing they say even in pre-hyper-litigious days but especially since same as the salt mine foreman, if present, wouldn't let you in without telling you a thing or two horses are very bitey and kicky and have been for thousands of years
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:20 |
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Shaggar posted:nah, that dude just thinks nothing he does is ever wrong so theres no way the horse would hurt him.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:20 |
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Kenny Logins posted:fair enough though i'd also wager that if there was any sort of person to talk to on the premises that said day 1 farm wisdom would be the first thing they say somebody post that hilarious series of quotes about horses from the fyad guy. wulgus, maybe? (the new forum search is good, but i guess it doesn't go back to the last time i asked for this stuff )
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:22 |
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big scary monsters posted:wow look at this guy never been to a salt mine. I crossed national borders underground in a salt mine when you were merely a jar of yoghurt in the supermarket
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:23 |
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big scary monsters posted:wow look at this guy never been to a salt mine. the most important thing is to clear the slide as quickly as possible so as not to hold up the people behind you i thought the #1 rule was "always bet on goku"
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:23 |
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wayfinder posted:excuse me? i still think it's funny the way britishers say "yogurt". they pronounce it like "yog-hurt" instead of "yo-gurt"
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:24 |
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I had a friend in high school who kept horses. One of them took fright at its own shadow and broke two legs trying to get away. horses are easily frightened and frighteningly stupid
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:26 |
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wayfinder posted:excuse me? here me basically
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:27 |
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prefect posted:somebody post that hilarious series of quotes about horses from the fyad guy. wulgus, maybe? wesley snypes posted:I had a friend in high school who kept horses. One of them took fright at its own shadow and broke two legs trying to get away. horses are easily frightened and frighteningly stupid pyf has its occasional uses Ruddha posted: I don't know about anyone else, but I know for a fact that horses are stupider than poo poo and WILL kill themselves if you don't take an absurd amount of precautions and adorn them in the right silly accessories so that they don't scare themselves and fall over dead, and even then at best you can reduce the chances that they will do that, but they're still absolutely going to. Women who are obsessed with horses are just as bad as ones who are obsessed with anything else, but it may be dumber because it's a placeholder for animalistic male sexuality; however, in reality, it doesn't hold up because dominant male sexual energy is incompatible with horse personality and tendencies because, again, they're absolutely going to kill themselves by accident, whereas studs and straight power tops are highly unlikely to catch their reflection in a mirror then break their leg and get eaten by a mountain lioness Ruddha posted: Of course, if you don't nail little metal rings onto them, they'll split open, and then they'll die. Ruddha posted: I personally guarantee you a dog will never in this life hear a bee then have a heart attack out of fear, dying Ruddha posted: Babies grow up and that's okay, it's like, sometimes a great meal is worth a lot of prep, for example. Horses only get more likely to die from a stupid reason as they get older. Oh poor ol' Freckles, thought of ants and died Ruddha posted: That's understandable, but in the scheme of things it's a fairly low chance. With horses, there is no such thing as a natural death at any point in existence: they've strictly only died from stupid poo poo. Saw water and passed away Aleph Null posted: My dad had a horse fall in a hole and almost die. They had to use a truck wench to get her out. She was too weak to walk so they tied ropes between two trees to hold her up. It took days of them hand feeding her before she could stand or walk on her own. Less than a month later, she fell in the same hole and died. Baronjutter posted: As someone who grew up with a couple friends into horses and loving dressage I can say that if anything you are being way too easy going on them. Its like their survival strategy is to break their legs or kill them selves at the slightest sign of danger, or a noise, or a change in humidity. My friends barn had to install a big fence because they were next to a turkey farm and despite the horses seeing these birds every single loving day, any time you'd ride past them most of the horses would briefly flip out and hurt them selves or throw their rider when the turkeys came into view. You could literally ride in a loop for an hour and every single time the horse would "scare" at the turkeys. Maybe wilder horses are smarter but dressage horses are more fragile and stupid than a baby that just learned to crawl. They will jump onto fences and cut them selves in half, they will get stuck between buildings, they will randomly for no reason at all break their legs. If there is a way to kill or hurt them selves they will find it. And people drop 50k or more on these idiots.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:32 |
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wayfinder posted:here me basically you'll get yours, von raitenau
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:33 |
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Kenny Logins posted:pyf has its occasional uses pretty much all domesticated horses are inbred worse than purebred dogs
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:42 |
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I want a collie
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:52 |
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Kenny Logins posted:pyf has its occasional uses rofl
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 16:07 |
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Valeyard posted:I want a collie working dogs are usually fine since they actually have to function outside of show rooms
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 16:08 |
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are horses really that dumb lol
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 16:09 |
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cyalater rocketlords https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AxAYFSsMrw&t=1120s e: if time is being stupid go to 18:40
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 16:13 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:working dogs are usually fine since they actually have to function outside of show rooms I'm just worried about the time to give it proper exercise, I don't want it sitting around bored Also if you don't believe horses are dumb as poo poo then look up "cribbing" Its work safe
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 16:14 |
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pram posted:are horses really that dumb lol yes
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 16:22 |
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horses don't really 'need' shoes, but without them, there's a nonzero chance that they will stand in a patch dampened by their own piss long and often enough to start their hooves rotting
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 16:24 |
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 16:40 |
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pram posted:are horses really that dumb lol yes I worked in a stable that did pony rides when I was a teenager. this was horses used to strange people and kids, and of Scandinavian working horse breeds so they didn't have the stupid bred into them like dressage horses. none of the horses died or even had an accident while I was there, but still extremely stupid animals. in the wild horses live on plains where it works run like hell straight ahead for a long while if something scary or slightly unfamiliar appears. tame horses spook easily and do the same thing and run straight into trees, rocks and holes in the ground.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 16:45 |
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it's the same with deer, their main strategy is as follows: if there is a noise, do a 180 and run as fast as you can until you can't run any more
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 16:47 |
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Kenny Logins posted:pyf has its occasional uses this is both amazing and 100% true wesley snypes posted:it's the same with deer, their main strategy is as follows: if there is a noise, do a 180 and run as fast as you can until you can't run any more i remember when everyone was like 'oh deer are cute!' then i moved to the mountains and found that image is entirely false they are actually tall rats but less domesticated (than wild rats)
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 17:03 |
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my horse is really nice and usually calm but on the other hand there was the incident where she suddenly jumped and threw me into a wall, giving me a concussion or the incident where i was riding her and she tried for some reason to sit down like a dog, and flipped over backwards on top of me or okay yeah horses are pretty stupid. i do like them though
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 17:04 |
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Liver Disaster posted:i remember when everyone was like 'oh deer are cute!' then i moved to the mountains and found that image is entirely false they are actually tall rats but less domesticated (than wild rats) rats are pretty smart
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 17:05 |
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prefect posted:rats are pretty smart in comparison to hampsters
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 17:07 |
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ol qwerty bastard posted:my horse ok captain bougie
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 17:12 |
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didnt they recently discover that the black plague was actually carried around by like guinea pigs or something, not rats rats got an entirely undeserved bad rap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72KsjWUCUJQ
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