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ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

Bored posted:

I'm pretty sure enzyte would sign people who ordered a bottle up for a plan without their knowledge and force anyone who wanted to cancel to go to a doctor and get a note saying that their penis was still tiny to send to them.

How the crap is that even remotely legal? Like if you cancelled they'd refuse to accept it?

edit: Oh, OK. Good for them! Glad to see the American justice system worked for once.

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The North Tower: Aug 20, 2007; You should throw it in the ocean.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

How the crap is that even remotely legal? Like if you cancelled they'd refuse to accept it?

It's not, and they got what they deserved: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enzyte#Federal_indictment_and_trial

Wikipedia posted:

The company's founder and CEO, Steve Warshak, and his mother, Harriet Warshak, were found guilty of conspiracy to commit mail fraud, bank fraud, and money laundering, and in September 2008 they were sentenced to prison and ordered to forfeit $500 million in assets.

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Skunkduster: Jul 15, 2005

Stumbled upon a goon lair today while I was out for a drive.

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# ? Mar 14, 2015 03:39

upsidedown: Dec 30, 2008

Is the Panther on the back of the barn?

# ? Mar 14, 2015 03:41

TheNothingNew: Nov 10, 2008

Does the barn cut off at the edge of the picture?

# ? Mar 14, 2015 03:46

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

More Wind Waker vs. Drunk text Messages.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 03:47

Centripetal Horse: Nov 22, 2009; Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Bored posted:

I'm pretty sure enzyte would sign people who ordered a bottle up for a plan without their knowledge and force anyone who wanted to cancel to go to a doctor and get a note saying that their penis was still tiny to send to them.

loving Bob. He really threw me off with that friendly smile.

Say Nothing posted:

More Wind Waker vs. Drunk text Messages.

I thought that said "Wind Wanker." I liked it better that way. That second panel sounds like the kind of apology I occasionally have to make.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 04:11

PittTheElder: Feb 13, 2012; Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Say Nothing posted:

More Wind Waker vs. Drunk text Messages.

These are not very funny.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 07:18

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

PittTheElder posted:

These are not very funny.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 08:27

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Say Nothing posted:

You have to be in the right mood for WW: TFLN.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 08:50

Panic! at Nabisco: Jun 6, 2007; it seemed like a good idea at the time

Rapman the Cook posted:

Would.

I was visiting my parents at Christmas and my dad had a pile of these little pamphlets at his place on the kitchen table. For some reason I found this one particularly hilarious:

(Sorry for lovely quality, I had to take the picture REALLY FAST so he didn't catch me)

A FOE OF EXTRAORDINARY POLEMICAL AGILITY

# ? Mar 14, 2015 09:06

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

Would.

I was visiting my parents at Christmas and my dad had a pile of these little pamphlets at his place on the kitchen table. For some reason I found this one particularly hilarious:

(Sorry for lovely quality, I had to take the picture REALLY FAST so he didn't catch me)

A FOE OF EXTRAORDINARY POLEMICAL AGILITY

If you want to read it, here's a copy.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 09:31

BBJoey: Oct 31, 2012

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

Would.

I was visiting my parents at Christmas and my dad had a pile of these little pamphlets at his place on the kitchen table. For some reason I found this one particularly hilarious:

(Sorry for lovely quality, I had to take the picture REALLY FAST so he didn't catch me)

A FOE OF EXTRAORDINARY POLEMICAL AGILITY

please do not be mean to ben shapiro

# ? Mar 14, 2015 09:40

SurreptitiousMuffin: Mar 21, 2010

LoonShia posted:

If you want to read it, here's a copy.

Proclick right here. This guy

BBJoey posted:

please do not be mean to ben shapiro

gets really, really angry about 'bullies' for 35 pages. I wonder why.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 10:15

Blackchamber: Jan 25, 2005

I've heard of having a wild hair up your rear end, but being up a wild hare's rear end?

No ring, I know I know.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 11:10

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

I was visiting my parents at Christmas and my dad had a pile of these little pamphlets at his place on the kitchen table. For some reason I found this one particularly hilarious:

(Sorry for lovely quality, I had to take the picture REALLY FAST so he didn't catch me)

A FOE OF EXTRAORDINARY POLEMICAL AGILITY

That just means he's good at spinning bullshit, right?

# ? Mar 14, 2015 11:13

The North Tower: Aug 20, 2007; You should throw it in the ocean.

BBJoey posted:

please do not be mean to ben shapiro

What a cool guy. :allears:

# ? Mar 14, 2015 12:03

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

The MSJ posted:

That just means he's good at spinning bullshit, right?

Perception = Reality in the eyes of most animals, so yes basically. He's likely very aware of basic theatrics and using his "clean-cut white guy" posture to look as "respectable" and intelligent as possible, and pouncing on any form of hesitation or perceived weakness--also known as being a fallible human being with an open mind and degree of humility--to assert perceived dominance due to innate strength.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 12:07

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

# ? Mar 14, 2015 12:27

Mr. Gibbycrumbles: Aug 30, 2004; Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Rapman the Cook posted:

"You know what to do with that big fat butt..."

_{wiggle wiggle wiggle}

# ? Mar 14, 2015 12:46

Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; 🪶Caw🪶

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

Would.

I was visiting my parents at Christmas and my dad had a pile of these little pamphlets at his place on the kitchen table. For some reason I found this one particularly hilarious:

(Sorry for lovely quality, I had to take the picture REALLY FAST so he didn't catch me)

A FOE OF EXTRAORDINARY POLEMICAL AGILITY

He's actually A FOE OF EXTRAORDINARILY POLEMICAL AGILITY"

:colbert:

# ? Mar 14, 2015 14:17

Kite Pride Worldwide: Apr 20, 2009

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

Would.

I was visiting my parents at Christmas and my dad had a pile of these little pamphlets at his place on the kitchen table. For some reason I found this one particularly hilarious:

(Sorry for lovely quality, I had to take the picture REALLY FAST so he didn't catch me)

A FOE OF EXTRAORDINARY POLEMICAL AGILITY

Doesn't "polemical agility" entirely mean he's a total rear end in a top hat who immediately resorts to overly harsh criticism, and nothing else?

# ? Mar 14, 2015 14:29

wayfinder: Jul 7, 2003

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

"You know what to do with that big fat butt..."

_{wiggle wiggle wiggle}

Me so loni! Me, me so loni!

# ? Mar 14, 2015 14:34

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Alabaster White posted:

Doesn't "polemical agility" entirely mean he's a total rear end in a top hat who immediately resorts to overly harsh criticism, and nothing else?

Yeah, it's not something most people would put on a cover blurb, because that's more of an insult than a compliment. But what do I know, I'm apparently a dirty pinko commie in his opinion.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 14:43

Ignite Memories: Feb 27, 2005

No, guys, he is a Foe of Extraordinarily polemical agility. That means he's against it.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 14:46

Zulily Zoetrope: Jun 1, 2011; Muldoon

LoonShia posted:

If you want to read it, here's a copy.

Pro-click right here

E: Unsurprisingly, it turns out that leftists are wrong and stupid about everything, and they use underhanded manoeuvres like calling bigots bigots and differentiating between facts and opinions.

The way to beat them is to yell "you're gonna call me a racist" before saying anything racist, since that takes away their only argument. Substitute homophobe, sexist, whatever as necessary. Once this is done, calmly point out that they are stupid and wrong with salient points like "if we recognize gay marriage, some children will be motherless," "universal health care is worse than for-profit health care, just look at the UK," or "other countries have carbon footprints also" until the leftist is thoroughly defeated.

Proof this works: One year after I totally schooled Piers Morgan on his show, he was taken off the air. Here's a bunch of excerpts from the interview, wherein I cleverly point out that using the death of children killed by poorly regulated guns to argue for improved gun regulation is totally disrespectful to said children, before he can polemically accuse me of not caring about dead children.

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500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Faux foe fo' sho'

# ? Mar 14, 2015 15:57

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

# ? Mar 14, 2015 16:27

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

# ? Mar 14, 2015 16:28

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Kajeesus posted:

Pro-click right here

E: Unsurprisingly, it turns out that leftists are wrong and stupid about everything, and they use underhanded manoeuvres like calling bigots bigots and differentiating between facts and opinions.

The way to beat them is to yell "you're gonna call me a racist" before saying anything racist, since that takes away their only argument. Substitute homophobe, sexist, whatever as necessary. Once this is done, calmly point out that they are stupid and wrong with salient points like "if we recognize gay marriage, some children will be motherless," "universal health care is worse than for-profit health care, just look at the UK," or "other countries have carbon footprints also" until the leftist is thoroughly defeated.

Proof this works: One year after I totally schooled Piers Morgan on his show, he was taken off the air. Here's a bunch of excerpts from the interview, wherein I cleverly point out that using the death of children killed by poorly regulated guns to argue for improved gun regulation is totally disrespectful to said children, before he can polemically accuse me of not caring about dead children.

Ah yes. The beloved spokesperson of the godless left, Piers Morgan. :psyduck:

# ? Mar 14, 2015 17:21

Zesty: Jan 17, 2012; The Great Twist

LoonShia posted:

If you want to read it, here's a copy.

Couple pages in. So far a lot of pure bullshit. Outsourced quotes. Few, if any, citations. Strawmen. Red Herrings. It's amazing how badly this is written.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 20:48

Armyman25: Sep 6, 2005

I got about five pages in and he references Friends and Murphy Brown.

Is this a book from the 90s? If he's currently 21 he's referencing stuff that was literally on before he was born or when he was a young child.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 20:52

Zesty: Jan 17, 2012; The Great Twist

Some quotes. :allears:

"It is the reason that the right consistently loses the
black and Hispanic vote � not because the right�s
policies are so abhorrent to blacks and Hispanics,
but because blacks and Hispanics have been told for
generations that conservatives hate them."

"You may notice
when arguing with someone on the left that every
time you begin to make a point, that leftist begins
shouting about George W. Bush. It�s like Leftist
Tourette�s Syndrome"

:ironicat:

# ? Mar 14, 2015 20:59

Shwqa: Feb 13, 2012

LoonShia posted:

If you want to read it, here's a copy.

I was trying to find a funny quote from this book. But I couldn't find anything that didn't read like "top 11 reasons why you should throw the first punch against leftist."

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:59