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Grimble
Jul 7, 2002

He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.

Syncopated posted:

The dwarf autist scored at a penalty!?!?

Padding his stats with a penalty, shameful stuff.

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
No shame in using the same tricks as your enemies imo

Pichichi Messi ftw

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Neymar aint playing so well. He's no Benzema but he needs to match Big Lou's form

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Messi with a real goal now

32 goals for the best player in the world

wilbur.walsh
Jan 3, 2008

Whoaaaat?
Messi goal! Bet Cristiano is crying at home!

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Cronalodo is probably so confused. Doesn't get how Messi could have 2 goals with only one penalty opportunity

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Big pressure on Madrid. If they poo poo the bed tomorrow they could hypothetically win both Classicos and still lose the league

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

BWV posted:

Big pressure on Madrid. If they poo poo the bed tomorrow they could hypothetically win both Classicos and still lose the league

This happened to Barça a few years ago.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

BWV posted:

Cronalodo is probably so confused. Doesn't get how Messi could have 2 goals with only one penalty opportunity

Bahahaha

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Morata is looking dangerous, wouldn't want to have to face him next week. Good thing Real decided he's not good enough for them.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


gif of Messi's sweet run yesterday:

http://gfycat.com/PersonalNastyBluejay

Cant wait for Ronaldo and co to bottle it and lose the league today

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Lladre posted:

Bahahaha

Did that really make you laugh this much

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



BWV posted:

gif of Messi's sweet run yesterday:

http://gfycat.com/PersonalNastyBluejay

Cant wait for Ronaldo and co to bottle it and lose the league today

Someone edit this so that the ball has a big Euro sign and the Eibar players are Spanish tax men, tia.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Drogadon posted:

Someone edit this so that the ball has a big Euro sign and the Eibar players are Spanish tax men, tia.

That doesn't work because the tax men eventually stopped el hijo del narco

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

in non-contender news, big carlos bacca has already scored twice on elche. i love the lad

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

tbp posted:

Did that really make you laugh this much

It did. I was pretty high though.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Ronaldo first misses an easy goal and now kicks it right into the wall. Obviously Messi is back in his head.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Bale should really see a dermatologist about the decoloration on his face, it makes him look even more like a chimp.

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

Goddamn that play. Real Good.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


The big two of Benzema and Bale doing everything

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

Mmmh, BBC.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
https://vine.co/v/OVmrbnWwrDQ

Ronaldo's reaction after Bale scores :lol

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


another game another goalless day for ronaldo

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Please don't post your fantasies here.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


At what point do the fascists start realizing Ronaldo's past his prime and Bale is the real heart of the team? IMO they should sell Ronaldo while his good looks are still able to distract from his poor play and try to get an actual productive player who can give Bale better service.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

BWV posted:

better service.

:catstare:

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

BWV posted:

At what point do the fascists start realizing Ronaldo's past his prime and Bale is the real heart of the team? IMO they should sell Ronaldo while his good looks are still able to distract from his poor play and try to get an actual productive player who can give Bale better service.

This but unironically

Ronaldo's selfishness and pettiness is a detriment to their team

Sell him while you'll still get money for him

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Hes coming home.

Pedro De Heredia
May 30, 2006
I really can't believe how horrible Ronaldo's been since the end of the year.

Joopjan
Nov 5, 2009

Pedro De Heredia posted:

I really can't believe how horrible Ronaldo's been since the end of the year.

Irina knew

Total Confusion
Oct 9, 2004

Joopjan posted:

Irina knew

All she knew was that he was being cool and good looking with a bunch of other hot women who weren't her.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Ronaldo, despite being able to get any hot women in the world, is obviously heartbroken about losing Irina, showing that he is a caring, thoughtful guy with real emotions instead of an autistic tax fraud like Messi.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Actually Messi has a wife and kid unlike Cristiano who has to get his PR agency to hire him women and a laboratory baby.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Messi only has a wife and kid for tax reasons.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Irina has a man's body. Makes you think.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Messi married the only girl who ever talked to him when he was 6

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Ronaldo broke up with Irina as a way to show his support to democracy against the Russian aggression. Messi, on the other hand, evades taxes and married his cousin.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Antonella is hot as hell so its hard to blame him

Brighterday
Jun 25, 2005

Pedro De Heredia posted:

I really can't believe how horrible Ronaldo's been since the end of the year.

This happens every year, does well in the months leading up to the ballon d'or, then becomes crappy again. Shouldn't be playing in a team sport, anti-christ of football imo

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Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

*posts Ronaldo being confused by his feelings about a man's boner jpg*

Ronalds time is up, Suarez is now the main man in La Liga

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