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ol qwerty bastard: Dec 13, 2005; If you want something done, do it yourself!

StarkingBarfish posted:

Cooling down the magnets, ~2 months until we start colliding again.

you ever wish that we could build a collider in deep space somewhere so you'd never have to worry about it getting too warm

also you could make it really big

i wrote a short story about a "circum-lunar"collider when i was in high school but that was perhaps unfeasably large

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duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

ol qwerty bastard posted:

you ever wish that we could build a collider in deep space somewhere so you'd never have to worry about it getting too warm

also you could make it really big

i wrote a short story about a "circum-lunar"collider when i was in high school but that was perhaps unfeasably large

iir space isn't cold enough.

# ? Mar 15, 2015 02:35

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

duTrieux. posted:

is there a protocol for accidentally opening a hole to hell (or a hell-type dimension)?

this is a serious question.

# ? Mar 15, 2015 02:37

Cnidaria: Apr 10, 2009; It's all politics, Mike.

i cant wait for the hardons to start colliding again

# ? Mar 15, 2015 02:37

ol qwerty bastard: Dec 13, 2005; If you want something done, do it yourself!

god drat i love science

but i mean like is it easier with a ~30 degree temperature differential rather than a ~300 degree one

although the earth has the advantage of working like a honking big heat sink

# ? Mar 15, 2015 02:38

PS. Love the cabin: Dec 30, 2011; Bee Lincoln

Cnidaria posted:

i cant wait for the hardons to start colliding again

txt me and well do it tonight

# ? Mar 15, 2015 02:38

the bsd boys: Aug 8, 2011; Can't post for 371 days!

ol qwerty bastard posted:

you ever wish that we could build a collider in deep space somewhere so you'd never have to worry about it getting too warm

also you could make it really big

i wrote a short story about a "circum-lunar"collider when i was in high school but that was perhaps unfeasably large

it's really hard to get rid of heat in space, since there's no air you can only ditch it by radiation

# ? Mar 15, 2015 02:43

Fanged Lawn Wormy: Jan 4, 2008; SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

use the heat to make power

# ? Mar 15, 2015 02:49

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

that's not how it works

# ? Mar 15, 2015 02:50

Fanged Lawn Wormy: Jan 4, 2008; SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

so make it work that way???? duh

# ? Mar 15, 2015 02:51

pram: Jun 10, 2001

ol qwerty bastard posted:

i wrote a short story about a "circum-lunar"collider when i was in high school but that was perhaps unfeasably large

much like my dick bazinga

# ? Mar 15, 2015 02:56

StarkingBarfish: Jun 25, 2006; Novus Ordo Seclorum

wesley snypes posted:

it's really hard to get rid of heat in space, since there's no air you can only ditch it by radiation

This.

duTrieux. posted:

is there a protocol for accidentally opening a hole to hell (or a hell-type dimension)?

this is a serious question.

http://lsag.web.cern.ch/lsag/LSAG-Report.pdf

Chance of opening a hole to hell is zero, so there's no protocol for handling it. The actual safety system for the LHC is nuts though. If the beam becomes unstable for any reason, it needs to be gotten rid of quickly.

The beam holds ~350 megajoules at nominal fill and that will wreck your poo poo if it goes somewhere it shouldn't. The solution is a 7m long segmented carbon cylinder of 70cm diameter, contained in a steel cylinder, comprising the dump core. This is water cooled, and surrounded by about 750 tonnes of concrete and iron shielding.

When any of the several thousand redundant safety interlocks and sensors around the ring trips, the beam is kicked out onto the dump. Even then it would burn a nice hole through the core if nothing else was done: It has to be defocussed first and is drawn across the face of the core in an 'e' shape to dissipate the heat evenly. This is what it looks like as it gets to the dump:

# ? Mar 15, 2015 02:58

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

pram posted:

much like my dick bazinga

you have a dick bazinga? might want to talk to your doctor about that

# ? Mar 15, 2015 02:58

Golden-i: Sep 18, 2006; One big, stumpy family

StarkingBarfish posted:

This.

http://lsag.web.cern.ch/lsag/LSAG-Report.pdf

Chance of opening a hole to hell is zero, so there's no protocol for handling it. The actual safety system for the LHC is nuts though. If the beam becomes unstable for any reason, it needs to be gotten rid of quickly.

The beam holds ~350 megajoules at nominal fill and that will wreck your poo poo if it goes somewhere it shouldn't. The solution is a 7m long segmented carbon cylinder of 70cm diameter, contained in a steel cylinder, comprising the dump core. This is water cooled, and surrounded by about 750 tonnes of concrete and iron shielding.

When any of the several thousand redundant safety interlocks and sensors around the ring trips, the beam is kicked out onto the dump. Even then it would burn a nice hole through the core if nothing else was done: It has to be defocussed first and is drawn across the face of the core in an 'e' shape to dissipate the heat evenly. This is what it looks like as it gets to the dump:

This poo poo is awesome. Please post more.

# ? Mar 15, 2015 03:02

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

StarkingBarfish posted:

This.

http://lsag.web.cern.ch/lsag/LSAG-Report.pdf

Chance of opening a hole to hell is zero, so there's no protocol for handling it. The actual safety system for the LHC is nuts though. If the beam becomes unstable for any reason, it needs to be gotten rid of quickly.

The beam holds ~350 megajoules at nominal fill and that will wreck your poo poo if it goes somewhere it shouldn't. The solution is a 7m long segmented carbon cylinder of 70cm diameter, contained in a steel cylinder, comprising the dump core. This is water cooled, and surrounded by about 750 tonnes of concrete and iron shielding.

When any of the several thousand redundant safety interlocks and sensors around the ring trips, the beam is kicked out onto the dump. Even then it would burn a nice hole through the core if nothing else was done: It has to be defocussed first and is drawn across the face of the core in an 'e' shape to dissipate the heat evenly. This is what it looks like as it gets to the dump:

wa wa wee wa wa

# ? Mar 15, 2015 03:04

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

StarkingBarfish posted:

This.

http://lsag.web.cern.ch/lsag/LSAG-Report.pdf

Chance of opening a hole to hell is zero, so there's no protocol for handling it. The actual safety system for the LHC is nuts though. If the beam becomes unstable for any reason, it needs to be gotten rid of quickly.

The beam holds ~350 megajoules at nominal fill and that will wreck your poo poo if it goes somewhere it shouldn't. The solution is a 7m long segmented carbon cylinder of 70cm diameter, contained in a steel cylinder, comprising the dump core. This is water cooled, and surrounded by about 750 tonnes of concrete and iron shielding.

When any of the several thousand redundant safety interlocks and sensors around the ring trips, the beam is kicked out onto the dump. Even then it would burn a nice hole through the core if nothing else was done: It has to be defocussed first and is drawn across the face of the core in an 'e' shape to dissipate the heat evenly. This is what it looks like as it gets to the dump:

so when does the corridor designed to allow you guys to direct the energy beam straight at the kremlin get finished

# ? Mar 15, 2015 03:07

PS. Love the cabin: Dec 30, 2011; Bee Lincoln

hold on, here comes my

# ? Mar 15, 2015 03:11

big scary monsters: Sep 2, 2011; -~Ｓｋｕｌｌｗａｖｅ~-

StarkingBarfish posted:

how many experiments get ruined and how much time and money does it cost if that switch gets flipped when it shouldn't?

# ? Mar 15, 2015 03:17

Necc0: Jun 30, 2005; by exmarx; Broken Cake

StarkingBarfish posted:

This.

http://lsag.web.cern.ch/lsag/LSAG-Report.pdf

Chance of opening a hole to hell is zero, so there's no protocol for handling it. The actual safety system for the LHC is nuts though. If the beam becomes unstable for any reason, it needs to be gotten rid of quickly.

The beam holds ~350 megajoules at nominal fill and that will wreck your poo poo if it goes somewhere it shouldn't. The solution is a 7m long segmented carbon cylinder of 70cm diameter, contained in a steel cylinder, comprising the dump core. This is water cooled, and surrounded by about 750 tonnes of concrete and iron shielding.

When any of the several thousand redundant safety interlocks and sensors around the ring trips, the beam is kicked out onto the dump. Even then it would burn a nice hole through the core if nothing else was done: It has to be defocussed first and is drawn across the face of the core in an 'e' shape to dissipate the heat evenly. This is what it looks like as it gets to the dump:

all i can hear in my head when reading this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAqnrpDwaCM

# ? Mar 15, 2015 03:30

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

# ? Mar 15, 2015 03:42

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

ol qwerty bastard posted:

you ever wish that we could build a collider in deep space somewhere so you'd never have to worry about it getting too warm

also you could make it really big

i wrote a short story about a "circum-lunar"collider when i was in high school but that was perhaps unfeasably large

lisa is never gonna happen lol

e: also if u know how circular colliders work u know u cant just ay " put it in space for big" u still gota build a ring

# ? Mar 15, 2015 03:59

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

StarkingBarfish posted:

This.

http://lsag.web.cern.ch/lsag/LSAG-Report.pdf

Chance of opening a hole to hell is zero, so there's no protocol for handling it. The actual safety system for the LHC is nuts though. If the beam becomes unstable for any reason, it needs to be gotten rid of quickly.

The beam holds ~350 megajoules at nominal fill and that will wreck your poo poo if it goes somewhere it shouldn't. The solution is a 7m long segmented carbon cylinder of 70cm diameter, contained in a steel cylinder, comprising the dump core. This is water cooled, and surrounded by about 750 tonnes of concrete and iron shielding.

When any of the several thousand redundant safety interlocks and sensors around the ring trips, the beam is kicked out onto the dump. Even then it would burn a nice hole through the core if nothing else was done: It has to be defocussed first and is drawn across the face of the core in an 'e' shape to dissipate the heat evenly. This is what it looks like as it gets to the dump:

never
stop
posting

# ? Mar 15, 2015 04:00

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3NO6n_Qa8k

# ? Mar 15, 2015 04:02

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

i knew the guy wh o wrote the white paper about LHC making black holes and it was basically fifty pages trying to convince crackpots cause those of us not stupid knew it wouldn't happen

beam dumps more like my posting though

# ? Mar 15, 2015 04:02

jetz0r: May 10, 2003; Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.

duTrieux. posted:

is there a protocol for accidentally opening a hole to hell (or a hell-type dimension)?

this is a serious question.

breach the helium cooling the accelerator, suffocate all the hellspawn in the tunnels.

Moist von Lipwig posted:

never
stop
posting

# ? Mar 15, 2015 04:09

the bsd boys: Aug 8, 2011; Can't post for 371 days!

i've asked before, but forgotten: which lab do you work at? and what's your next experiment?

# ? Mar 15, 2015 04:13

Tangra: May 1, 2008; Rrrreligion?

It's the catnip of the purrrrrrrrletariat

Mad about your ?

# ? Mar 15, 2015 04:20

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

wesley snypes posted:

i've asked before, but forgotten: which lab do you work at? and what's your next experiment?

he works at the eschaton and is going to immanentize it

# ? Mar 15, 2015 04:21

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

StarkingBarfish posted:

This.

http://lsag.web.cern.ch/lsag/LSAG-Report.pdf

Chance of opening a hole to hell is zero, so there's no protocol for handling it. The actual safety system for the LHC is nuts though. If the beam becomes unstable for any reason, it needs to be gotten rid of quickly.

The beam holds ~350 megajoules at nominal fill and that will wreck your poo poo if it goes somewhere it shouldn't. The solution is a 7m long segmented carbon cylinder of 70cm diameter, contained in a steel cylinder, comprising the dump core. This is water cooled, and surrounded by about 750 tonnes of concrete and iron shielding.

When any of the several thousand redundant safety interlocks and sensors around the ring trips, the beam is kicked out onto the dump. Even then it would burn a nice hole through the core if nothing else was done: It has to be defocussed first and is drawn across the face of the core in an 'e' shape to dissipate the heat evenly. This is what it looks like as it gets to the dump:

c00l

# ? Mar 15, 2015 04:23

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

I like the warning sign they use at CERN to signify that helium leaks are possible in an area

# ? Mar 15, 2015 04:24

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

StarkingBarfish posted:

excuse me I'm going to have to see your beam permit

# ? Mar 15, 2015 04:24

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Silver Alicorn posted:

I like the warning sign they use at CERN to signify that helium leaks are possible in an area

what the gently caress is that supposed to signify, a dude getting drowsy?

# ? Mar 15, 2015 04:37

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Yodzilla posted:

what the gently caress is that supposed to signify, a dude getting drowsy?

a physicist suck he own dick

# ? Mar 15, 2015 04:38

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

I think it's supposed to be along the lines of "helium makes you fall unconscious so if you see a guy slumped over get out now"

but of course it looks more like