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The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

ugh, that guy's writing style is so bad that I couldn't make it through more than a few paragraphs

# ? Mar 16, 2015 01:23

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# ? May 21, 2024 14:03

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

The Management posted:

ugh, that guy's writing style is so bad that I couldn't make it through more than a few paragraphs

Who's afraid of the Apple Watch?
By Daniel Eran Dilger

yeah dildo is somebody you should not ever read

# ? Mar 16, 2015 02:02

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

Who's Afraid Of The Apple Watch? The Answer May Shock You

(but seriously it's only morons)

# ? Mar 16, 2015 02:10

A Pinball Wizard: Mar 23, 2005; I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands; College Slice

im afraid of the apple watch

# ? Mar 16, 2015 02:33

Celexi: Nov 25, 2006; Slava Ukraini!

i am afraid of getting it as a gift and then feeling guilt of selling it

# ? Mar 16, 2015 02:42

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

I'm afraid one day I will want one and if I do get one I will be going against everthing I believe in - which is mainly hoping cremnob rots in a gutter outside a mcdonalds and his corpse is found with like 4 or 5 cheeseburgers in his pants as if he shat his pants but he poos hamburgers

# ? Mar 16, 2015 04:12

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

get a moto 360 and spend the remaining 400 bucks on massages or whatever

# ? Mar 16, 2015 04:14

Wild EEPROM: Jul 29, 2011; oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

just don't buy an smartwatch that's the solution because smartwatches are dumb

# ? Mar 16, 2015 04:16

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

do any of the smartwatches have sensors on the metal underside of them?

# ? Mar 16, 2015 04:18

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

it would be really cool if your watch could be like "hey dave, i notice we are in mcdonalds at the minute, you are sweating prefously and have a heartbeat of 160bpm - id suggest you put down the burger and go for a jog"

# ? Mar 16, 2015 04:23

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Valeyard posted:

do any of the smartwatches have sensors on the metal underside of them?

the apple watch has the sensors i think but idk

# ? Mar 16, 2015 04:28

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

echinopsis posted:

hoping cremnob rots in a gutter outside a mcdonalds and his corpse is found with like 4 or 5 cheeseburgers in his pants as if he shat his pants but he poos hamburgers

same

# ? Mar 16, 2015 04:36

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

Valeyard posted:

it would be really cool if your watch could be like "hey dave, i notice we are in mcdonalds at the minute, you are sweating prefously and have a heartbeat of 160bpm - id suggest you put down the burger and go for a jog"

im afraid i cant pay for another burger dave

# ? Mar 16, 2015 05:17

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

quote:

Facebook's Voluntary Surveillance Initiative.

owns (it's not wrong, either)

# ? Mar 16, 2015 05:18

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Virion posted:

im afraid i cant pay for another burger dave

siri open the pod bay double doors

# ? Mar 16, 2015 06:49

Celexi: Nov 25, 2006; Slava Ukraini!

in other news google is changing android's application design yet again starting with youtube:

# ? Mar 16, 2015 07:56

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Celexi posted:

in other news google is changing android's application design yet again starting with youtube:

someone please shoot all the graphic designers at google

or at least the people who decide when things get redesigned

# ? Mar 16, 2015 07:57

MeruFM: Jul 27, 2010

they're just trying to get rid of all the olds

# ? Mar 16, 2015 08:00

pseudorandom name: May 6, 2007

that looks like the same style they've been rolling out across all their apps

# ? Mar 16, 2015 08:01

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

MeruFM posted:

they're just trying to get rid of all the olds

that explains YouTube Kids

# ? Mar 16, 2015 08:22

Progressive JPEG: Feb 19, 2003

Celexi posted:

in other news google is changing android's application design yet again starting with youtube:

im the highlighted icon to launch tinder

# ? Mar 16, 2015 09:32

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

Celexi posted:

in other news google is changing android's application design yet again starting with youtube:

im the 1/3 of the screen used up by menu + nav bars

# ? Mar 16, 2015 13:28

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Last Chance posted:

im the 1/3 of the screen used up by menu + nav bars

the huge loving nav bar that is always black and never matches anything is one of the things I hate most about the way android looks. the worst part is it can be semi transparent (or used to be able to) but like no app does that poo poo, not even the google ones. at least they color the top bar now (sometimes)

# ? Mar 16, 2015 14:31

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Blue Train posted:

the huge loving nav bar that is always black and never matches anything is one of the things I hate most about the way android looks. the worst part is it can be semi transparent (or used to be able to) but like no app does that poo poo, not even the google ones. at least they color the top bar now (sometimes)

when you use an app in fullscreen, like watching a video, the navbar dissapears

# ? Mar 16, 2015 15:21

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Eric Schmidt needs to shut the gently caress up.

http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2015/03/16/thoughts-on-gender-equality-in-tech-interrupted/?mod=WSJBlog

quote:

Google Executive Chairman Eric Schmidt had a lot to say Monday about the lack of racial and gender diversity in the technology industry.

In fact, Schmidt had so much to say that he often interrupted and spoke over his co-panelist, Megan Smith, the U.S.�s chief technology officer and a former Google executive. The two appeared on a panel at the South by Southwest conference in Austin, Tex.

At one point, Schmidt opined on which of two questions Smith should respond to. Later, he interjected mid-sentence with thoughts on Raspberry Pi, a small computer popular with digital tinkerers that Smith was promoting.

Toward the end of the session, one woman in the audience asked the two to address how personality biases in men and women affect workplace dynamics. She noted that Schmidt repeatedly talked over his former colleague � prompting applause from a full exhibit hall.

the person who called him out? Judith Williams, manager of Global Diversity and Talent Programs and head of the Unconscious Bias project at google

# ? Mar 17, 2015 01:03

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

duTrieux. posted:

Austin, Tex.

that saved a lot of time thanks

# ? Mar 17, 2015 01:05

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

duTrieux. posted:

manager of Global Diversity and Talent Programs and head of the Unconscious Bias project at google

not for much longer

# ? Mar 17, 2015 01:14

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

duTrieux. posted:

Eric Schmidt needs to shut the gently caress up.

http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2015/03/16/thoughts-on-gender-equality-in-tech-interrupted/?mod=WSJBlog

the person who called him out? Judith Williams, manager of Global Diversity and Talent Programs and head of the Unconscious Bias project at google

lol

# ? Mar 17, 2015 01:17

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

duTrieux. posted:

Eric Schmidt needs to shut the gently caress up.

http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2015/03/16/thoughts-on-gender-equality-in-tech-interrupted/?mod=WSJBlog

the person who called him out? Judith Williams, manager of Global Diversity and Talent Programs and head of the Unconscious Bias project at google

# ? Mar 17, 2015 01:21

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

willing to bet you could go to any eric schmidt video of him having a discussion/talk and find him talking over people irrespective of gender

# ? Mar 17, 2015 01:23

Scott Forstall: Aug 16, 2003; MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

duTrieux. posted:

Eric Schmidt needs to shut the gently caress up.

http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2015/03/16/thoughts-on-gender-equality-in-tech-interrupted/?mod=WSJBlog

the person who called him out? Judith Williams, manager of Global Diversity and Talent Programs and head of the Unconscious Bias project at google

I love a post with a good twist ending
holy moly

# ? Mar 17, 2015 01:24

Juul-Whip: Mar 10, 2008

duTrieux. posted:

Eric Schmidt needs to shut the gently caress up.

No he needs to keep talking and hopefully important people will eventually wise up that he is a colossal idiot and probably the most uncool human being on earth

# ? Mar 17, 2015 01:25

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

you so desperately want people to think of him as less cool than you

# ? Mar 17, 2015 02:09

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

echinopsis posted:

you so desperately want people to think of him as less cool than you

Wow someone's got their finger on the pulse of this topic!

# ? Mar 17, 2015 02:11

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Mar 17, 2015 02:12

Juul-Whip: Mar 10, 2008

he's like if you took bill gates and removed any trace of compassion and humility

schmidts idea of a philanthropic work is to put wifi in a blimp so poors can use google

# ? Mar 17, 2015 02:21

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

THC posted:

he's like if you took bill gates and removed any trace of compassion and humility

schmidts idea of a philanthropic work is to put wifi in a blimp so poors can use google

they can use google maps to find closer water sources!!!

# ? Mar 17, 2015 02:26