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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

tomatoes are excellent on burgers if you do them right. this means yes you probably shouldn't use them out of season

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Sweet Tea posted:

tomatoes are excellent on burgers if you do them right. this means yes you probably shouldn't use them out of season

god yes.

a soggy, mealy or just plain bad tomato can completely gently caress up an entire burg.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i agree with the fat guy in that youtube about using a couple small thin slices of tomato. if you have good tomatoes that works out great but you need a barrier between the tomato and the bun obviously.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!





Local burger joint, "Bun bites Beef".
This one's called "Battlekings" (all burgers are named after hip hop/rap album titles).

Beef with teriyaki sauce, pineapple, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, ketchup.
Glorious.

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

mcbexx posted:



Local burger joint, "Bun bites Beef".
This one's called "Battlekings" (all burgers are named after hip hop/rap album titles).

Beef with teriyaki sauce, pineapple, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, ketchup.
Glorious.

Would

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

do they have a liquid swords burg cause I'm down

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I hate tomatoes.

I like ketchup, and tomato sauces, and salsas, and other tomato products... but I hate raw tomatoes.

Sliced tomato on a burger = gross.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I hate tomatoes.

I like ketchup, and tomato sauces, and salsas, and other tomato products... but I hate raw tomatoes.

Sliced tomato on a burger = gross.
I was going to say something to the contrary when I realized you're right.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

a hole-y ghost posted:

I was going to say something to the contrary when I realized you're right.

that's fine, now let the grownups talk about what they like on their burgers

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
In this great nation, and many others, the possibility space of burgers is so vast that
everyone can enjoy the burger best suited to their diet, taste, and preferences.

No burger is truly "superior" to another, as burg is in the eye of the beholder.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
that said, mc'ds sucks

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
yeah man, you only need look a box of frozen white castle sliders in the eye before burg egalitarianism starts to sound like bullshit. there may not be one ideal burg of which all other burgs are merely lesser shadows, but there are definite, real, objective gradations in burg quality

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
i dont really like a burger thats too big to get your mouth around,. if you gotta take it apart its unwieldy and not haram

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

concerned mom posted:

i dont really like a burger thats too big to get your mouth around,. if you gotta take it apart its unwieldy and not haram

not halal, you mean not halal

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Dyna Soar posted:

that said, mc'ds sucks

False.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

every blue moon or two I love having a bmac or a double cheeseburger

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
I debated getting mcdonalds, and thought better of it,


Then I debated getting Caliburger, but it's too far


And I'd go to Mos Burger, but I'll probably go there when I next go grocery shopping...


I need to find food in Hong Kong that isn't burgs.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

I debated getting mcdonalds, and thought better of it,


Then I debated getting Caliburger, but it's too far


And I'd go to Mos Burger, but I'll probably go there when I next go grocery shopping...


I need to find food in Hong Kong that isn't burgs.

Go to Burger Circus.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I hate tomatoes.

I like ketchup, and tomato sauces, and salsas, and other tomato products... but I hate raw tomatoes.

Sliced tomato on a burger = gross.

Gospel right here

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Norns posted:

Go to Burger Circus.

Go on?

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist


http://www.burgercircus.com.hk/

I went near the opening and had a good burg and a house made soda.

Was almost 2 years ago though.

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Norns posted:

http://www.burgercircus.com.hk/

I went near the opening and had a good burg and a house made soda.

Was almost 2 years ago though.

Place looks fuckin' great, I'll check it out

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Had a good burg this weekend

had an egg and red peppers and hots on it

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
ended up making a ploughman's lunch for...well...lunch today (cheese and branston pickle sandwich). it was so good I think the next time I make a burg it will be a ploughman's burg. also muenster cheese is pretty loving good.

Jamsta
Dec 16, 2006

Oh you want some too? Fuck you!

Sizone posted:

ended up making a ploughman's lunch for...well...lunch today (cheese and branston pickle sandwich). it was so good I think the next time I make a burg it will be a ploughman's burg. also muenster cheese is pretty loving good.

Like the sound of this. Post pics when you build said burg

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

that burger circus burg looks real nice

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzT5yE2-Yj8

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
I really like tomatoes

Cant say I put them on my burgers though

Some tomato and onion and some vinegar/oil and salt/pepper is a nice basic side salad

Some might through cuke in there as well but I usually dont

protip: let the onion/tomato sit in a bowl for a day soaking in the vinegar and oil :getin:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I grow tomatoes in my garden and if I get a particularly nice one I have, in the past, cut a slice of it as thick as the burger I'm making, then topped it only with red onion and a little salt and pepper and declaired the burg 'fin' right there and have a 'mato burger.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im never drinkin' again but ill never stop burgin'

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

numberoneposter posted:

im never drinkin' again but ill never stop burgin'

theyll both kill ya

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I like a thin burger fried in maple sausage grease put between blueberry pancakes and an egg cooked in a mason jar top. holy gently caress so good

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

LeoMarr posted:

I like a thin burger fried in maple sausage grease put between blueberry pancakes and an egg cooked in a mason jar top. holy gently caress so good

The gently caress kinda hobo cooking is this?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

uh that should be a breakfast sausage patty.
NOT a burg.

Much like I am from Wisconsin, and we have brat patties. Brat patties can be better than some burgs, but I don't bring that poo poo into the burg thread, friend. Because they aren't burgers.
Many places use the brat patties as additional patties on original burgers, but I'm not a huge fan of that so I never brought it up. THATS WHY.

Sorry kinda got derailed there.

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



i like chopped raw onion on my burgers

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Manslaughter posted:

i like chopped raw onion on my burgers

Onion is a quality topping.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
raw red onion rings

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Walla Walla Sweets are pretty dope.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

I like what I'm seeing here. Keep it up.

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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I'm otw to this place

http://www.zimmsburgerstache.com/menu.html

Really leaning toward that Zimm Burg. Wife is going with the mushroom Swiss.

I'll keep you updated.

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