Meowbot posted:

IT was an evening of absolute pure poison I didnt realize how bad it would be I hosed up in my own head - every neuro transmiter that i have in my head was hosed up for doing what I did and I am a bad person for it now and for worse off now It was awful. Awful.

first a little back story - I am pretty broeke right now due to extranenous circumstances of all things so whatevers who doesnt need to know about that anyways. It is just a part that comes into play in the story. so she keeps hitting me up and askin if I wan meet up with her. I'm LIke ok wthats whatever I will do that because I am Sad and fuckin lonely lol (ok medical issues) and I had to go th e doctors 3 times that day 3 times on pain killers drivin around the city like a banshee off the coast gently caress it. like a barrel i just rolled with it .

We kept on talkin in the emails becuz I wasnt about to give some random on craigslist my phone number well I have already done it like 6 - 8 times but this was a different story. She had a lot of things I didnt like about her and I was as wallowin my loss of complete human recognition of what I Find atrraction besides the fact I thought she was gros and it was like one post here made me feel like a huge putz so I was like WHatever! At this point I have no choice... I dont want to hurt the deliceate balance of nature to go on a mission from a god to get sexual appetite satisfied by a devilish fiend of a random on Craigslist ... yea that was ogin to happen maybe Maybe things would unleash me in my realm of sadness. This WAS NOT TO BE THE CASE.

after my 3 doctors it was like 5 PM and I had another thing brewing with some "reaL other girl on raigslist but yea that didnt fuckin work out either and what a mess of a day this whole day was. It started bad and ended bad. I dont want to get into categories but it was pretty much the feeling I almost died hangin out with the other girl later on that night my life was in joepardy. Anyways back to my "date with the sweet 19 year old on Craigslist"...

SHe gives he address and I go to the GPS while I am in the tub and while looking at he GPS in the tub I realize that it is real far. We're talking almost to the ... wait a second, Did she just say ... *googles the address agin* ... thinks in brain. Oh, that is the GHETTO. STRAIGHT UP GHETTO. The proejcts if you will. Not good for a scrawywny white guy with glasse sand a thirst for knowledge. I decide to drive there an yways but I tell myself im not dressing nice im just wearin a coat this girl is prob going to waste my time. Sure enough. I drive to the "projects" no air quotes there my friend it was the projects. What mystryeries will I delve into this night I think sitting in my car -- perhaps my first time to befriend a black woman as a female companion of the night and who knows ... this could m ake my life chagnge shes nice goes to college right ...

Ok! Every thing in my head at the time was tellli ng me just to leave I had a feelin it might be some dudes tryin to rob me at htis point. I picteured me opening the door and getting told to drop em and take my car keys. Where I was at the ghetto ... in Las Vegas nevada... Ugh not whaere a wanted to be. Anyhoo, I pull up the hhouse and sure enough there she is looking like a slimer out of the ghost busters movie as she bounded over to the car destroyin every gentle flower God put onto theis Earth as she crushed the daidises and slogged her way to my car.

I did not like what I saw. This iwas a lie. THe pictures I posted earlier - cat fished or whateve rthe saying was online. LADY was wearing a pink bandana, black "dress" that was just a mis shapen piece of cloth draped over her horrible frame. I wanted to escape both in my car away from her forever and in my brain fro the visions of her as she logedged her way into my 2 door sports car (a ToyotoT Scion). It turned out that we were stufkc with one another until we had eaten our meal of choice tonight was CHinese and when she came into the car I questioned if this ways even the same person in the dim light of the ghetto moon ..

I tell her my name ad she ssays I already know your name. I ask her about her schoool but because of that being the "saving grace " of this potentional love to be blossomed nope never going to happen I would rather eate car battery than do this evre again I try not to blurt out. She then tells me her college careers have consisted of exactly jack fuckin poo poo and she has nt even stated beecuz it starts in a few mont hths . anyways haha.. Oh yeah that was a good one lady. You are going to college for culinary >< and my cat doesnt eat my arm pits out of my t- shirts rear end hole.

I am hungry so whatevers I ll just go get something good to eat and have some one oto go with me. It will be a w in win I dont just sit at home and reheeat left overs or make a cereal and realize there is no milk because I drank all of it as chocolate milk . Its a delicate situation to decide if this is better than crushing oloneliness and desperation is reararing it svery ugly head and she reared her ugly head too annd got all close to me trying to walk and grab my hands and I was like oh thats ok... I dont like to touch hands I smiled at her . lmao She said wow you have nicce hands and im like yea they are ... hands y o check it out we are here the Chinese place I ws talking about! Anyways, we go in and you know when those records stop with the needle that was the sound I heard when now that the public eyee was cast upon her grotesque image I looked like a huge moron to be hanging out with this. thing no offense lady but you were real gross.

O k she was like you arent as tall as you said online. I said yes i am ad she said no ur not ... i was like ok, shes like "Maybe im not as tall as I think I am either then? That makes me wo nder mabe I am wrong. " no sorry becuz that would be courteous and she had about as much Class as a kindergarten in a small town. a real small town lol. So, it turns out we go in and she is just like why are you so shy ? why dont you like to talk to people becuz online I said I was looking for friends and dont real know anyone and would just like to meet eo clcool folks and she was like I will be ur new friend ... We sit down and they got like 300 things on the me nu and she goes I kn owh at I want ... POT STICKS . Yea just an orders of loving pot stickers. Like they got some real good food and this i s what sh ewants .... pot stickes and im like ok that is ... do you ave any money

Of course not . She does "forget my wallet at home "oldest trick in the book lady... I tell her thats ok im just gonna .... be ok with that. She then starts ramlibng on about going to the wall and she has never been to the Strip . .. or any Casino besides thes ones up in the North. SHe LIVES LIKE 1 MILE ASWAY FROM THE LAS VEGAS STrip!!!!! The Ghetto is RIGHT THERE gently caress how can you live here ur whole life and NOT have visited that egod drat thing. Her conversation prety much sucks, asks about my jo b and I tell her ya bla blah software computers tecnology nd she goes "guess ur smart then?" yea, lady I do smart things that you dont get. Its a rough one trying to explain this to her and I want to just kind of lay down in the cement and drown at this point. Im trying not to be makin any look at her because im about to eat and if I eat and look at her I might not be able to mantain the appetite ot was that bad.

We then start about what life we want to lead ... what is a good one in terms of wherew eare we going in our lives . She wants to be a sex therapist. Oh god odamit the lady already put down my curry in front of me and I am eating it when she tells me this and I have had a few pot st ickers and I am thinking of her sloshing around like one of those things oyou bounce off of in to the water at the lake and I am trying to enoy my dinner here lady lets not offend my delicate sensibilities I am appalaed she wantes to Tell any living human being her horrible secret. "I like the topic" she slides towards me. I sa Y it was good to do what you do and ejnjoy what you are doing and I t elleh er that I would liek to be a psychiatrist one day listneing to people is good fun for me and I enjoy it. She has no idea wht ap sychiatristr does and asks me a few questions of inmpenetrable anger - " oh you sounds like you got to smart to do that she says". Yeah look at this curry this is real good I would like some of your orange chicken. Oh yeah she got pot stickers and orange chicken and a soda and just didnt give a gently caress that I had no l ess than her body weight of money in my bank acocunt and this shits would cost a cool 50 american dololars.

She was real boring. She would talk about how her frien d she showed him how to be social and go into pulbic and she was trying to ask me ho wI didnt like to be in public and then she would just stir her shits with her straw. The who le time the loving drink was being strired and clanink claink of the ice in the glass of hers. I didnt like it and the other peoples at the others tables awere all like staring at her with dagers of eyes going "why is this girl doing that". I think it was a gesture of me towards of some sort of Playfulness but it was wretched. This homonuclus had wasted enough of my time as the check arrived I was pretty proud of that except I now had to pay for her. She paid for me in laughter as I sat t ther ethinking ohow funny this whole thing was as I cracked open my fo rtune cookie I nearly doubled over in laufgther.

This was the hightlight of the night. Reading this. Yes, do niot give in to weak sexual deserives for this DISGUSTING hot mess of a boring boroad you are better than that. Oh man, sorry lady you need to clean up yoru act and not smack your lips and talk a ll obnoxiously and stir your drink im 32 years old i've seen things you people wouldnt believe but no attack ships on foire ( a bladeurnner reference)/ It was pretty much amazing because it was like OK you are better than that and so true, my reason was from the getgo im going to get robbed or killed on craigslist and this girl was bottom of the barel.

My fortune cooke said

"do not let your instrincts run right over reason"

later that night I was eating another sandwich and took this picture



SO when we left the restaurant i was still laghing i had to pay a hefty peenny for all this but hey she even said I could take the left over appertites, thx girl not like I paid for them you imcbecile. It was a funny thought .. that fortune cookie, it was telling me something, stop doing this idiot, stop trying the craigslist. Today I made like 15 posts I got a few hits but yeah this is not the prefered method of delivery for women to men dating. but as soon as I mention most things about me on Eharmony girls match girls okcupid girls oany grils they pretty much stop wrresponding I think the wifi is broken in a lot of places of the city becuz if O stop hearing from them its like they are never able to talk to me agin. Its their loss most of the time but sometimes I feel lonely you kno? This is not good I have other stories I met a nother girl and well there was also the "body masage" girl who claims to like a lot of frozen treats at the hotel but it s just a code word for sexual deviancy Well, thats going to be another story im still telling this one. The girl form the ghetto I took back to her house and while we were outside in my car she reached over and grabbed my hands and said there is soem things you tell about a person in their hnads and I said yeah I can tell you i got to take my m eddicine that I had forggoten if ididnt take it I would have a problem. a a big one and I had no more painkillers at the time but I do apologize and im sorry its a long story if it makes no sense.

She took my hands and kept touching them and grabbed over at them and I was like welp lets go and she was like lets talk. Talk about what ? Talk about how I might have a sterious medical problem if I do not drive away and go to my house to take them? She said she miust go to the bathroom is that code for "Wait in the car" or ... drive away? We get to the house and she says "I o gt ot pee so bad" ad im like Ok. We park and she gives me a look like she wants me to wait but I feel like right now is my time to show her how fast my car is and I drive away creating a cloud like in those old cartoons and if it was what I could imagine as funny it would say "Peace" in giant smoke like letters as she watched my tires burn rubberes the likes of never have seen. I drove away the ghetto and had that sandwich I took the picture of earlier and took the picture of the fortune cookie on top of it. We never talked again although the next day she did email me "Hey " perhaps trying to re-established a communication layer of some sort... perhaps but not today my friedn, we will meet again in osme distance but not this one. whew that was a long one

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no they will not posted:

pentyne posted:

I'm assuming the context is the gamergate meltdowns.

pentyne posted:

I'm assuming the context is the gamergate meltdowns.

death .cab for qt posted:

Context: Meowbot can't spell or heed red flags when going on Craigslist dates


If you just scrolled past that brick wall of text then scroll the gently caress back up and read it, it's the best post in any forum so far this year

landy. posted:

Why is dick cheese banned and her abusive alcoholic husband gets to stay? Should we be keeping terrible people in SA?

A Buttery Pastry posted:

SA is not a women's shelter.

spooky girlfriend posted:

He didn't break any forum rules. Banning is nothing compared to the merciless trolling mookface will get if he ever tries to start posting regularly again, look at Windows 98. I don't think he is as dumb or attention-crazed as Windows 98, so mookface will probably never post under that account again.

Cliff Racer posted:

For what, what rules did he break?

Beekeeping and You posted:

Apparently they banned the woman complaining about the wife beating before the guy who beat and abandoned his loving wife lmao

TetsuoTW posted:

Yeah but this is also the same forum that once banned a rape victim for outing her rapist because "drama".

Cliff Racer posted:

There's been a long time rule against being a pedophile.

If you want to ban for being a drunk who doesn't talk to his kids then I want to ban for hardcore drug use. Or, you know, we could ban for neither because as it stands the only two crimes that we currently ban for are murder and having child pornography. Whatever it is that mookface did isn't even in the same ballpark.

TetsuoTW posted:

Yeah but this is also the same forum that once banned a rape victim for outing her rapist because "drama".

Volkerball posted:

tf is still around shitpostin

quote:

BAN 03/16/15 06:33am moose face Deadbeat dad! Ralp Ralp

Neddy Seagoon posted:

They've balanced it out now.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

They've balanced it out now.

Beekeeping and You posted:

well now she can pay 10 dollars if she really wants to remind him of his children whenever he talks about world of warcraft

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

this is "balance" in the Anakin Skywalker "bring balance to the force" sense that while true from an autistic perspective, in reality it means horrifying injustice, oppression , moisture farming and dozens of dismembered children

Beekeeping and You posted:

Apparently they banned the woman complaining about the wife beating before the guy who beat and abandoned his loving wife lmao

Phlegmish posted:

Moose face should have just denied it and proclaimed himself to be the victim of a troll. Now his ex has managed to destroy his posting career. It seems he is not just a deadbeat dad but also dumb.

The MSJ posted:

A Jezebel commenter mentioned that her 12-year-old sister has a nemesis/boyfriend named "Coopah", described as being a "special snowflake".

flakeloaf posted:

Hoopah! Hoopah!

Dean of Swing posted:

LET ME BLOG ABOUT FUCKABLE BEES IN PEACE

Sakarja posted:

Really? I thought it was Victor.

Also, you can't quote Eripsa's marble economics without including Cefte's response.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

she was literally banned for being beaten by her husband

KoRMaK posted:

No she wasn't. As far as we know the claims dick cheese were making were bullshit. Unless I missed like a police report or something.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Bullwinkle's responses basically confirmed them.

InterFaced posted:

The most unbelievable thing about The Wizzard of Oz is that Dorothy wanted to go back to Kansas.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

A woman was banned for being violently and repeatedly beaten by her husband, who is funny in Gbs.

KoRMaK posted:

No she wasn't. As far as we know the claims dick cheese were making were bullshit. Unless I missed like a police report or something.

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

I dunno maybe the mod could have said "I don't know anything about this so both of you take a time out."