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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

prefect posted:

what's the budget for a big-name video game these days?

(Reuters) - Activision Blizzard Inc intends to spend $500 million developing and promoting "Destiny," potentially breaking industry records as it seeks to build the sci-fi role-playing videogame into its next multibillion-dollar franchise.

CEO Bobby Kotick revealed the number, which dwarfs Hollywood spending on some of its biggest firms, during the Milken conference in Los Angeles last week. A company spokesperson said on Monday the number was accurate but also included marketing, packaging, infrastructure support, royalties and other costs.

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oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

someone remind me to get famous off a game then release a kickstarter in 10 years to pander to nerds and start rolling in the cash

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

theflyingexecutive posted:

that's zachary weiner for you

oh god, you just made me aware that this is his project :negative:

now i don't know what to think

Thesoro
Dec 6, 2005

YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE
i can see paying $0.75 for one of those at archie mcphee's as a stupid trivia prize but ordering those for $6 apiece online should trigger some kind of existential crisis

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

theflyingexecutive posted:

that's z. weiner for you
please don't I'm triggered by Dr. Ruth.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

theflyingexecutive posted:

that's zachary weiner for you

we know the weinersmiths from grad school, they're nice

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
and i'm all for taking money from people who make bad decisions

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/neptune-suite-your-computing-life-now-seamless

Prices start at $200 to pre-order and $550 at shipping to get a "smartwatch" with "acessories"

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

a watch that is "only" 1.4 inches thick, this list is clearly not going to happen:

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Pinterest Mom posted:

(Reuters) - Activision Blizzard Inc intends to spend $500 million developing and promoting "Destiny," potentially breaking industry records as it seeks to build the sci-fi role-playing videogame into its next multibillion-dollar franchise.

CEO Bobby Kotick revealed the number, which dwarfs Hollywood spending on some of its biggest firms, during the Milken conference in Los Angeles last week. A company spokesperson said on Monday the number was accurate but also included marketing, packaging, infrastructure support, royalties and other costs.

That's for a decade of games and marketing.

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
1.4in thick still won't help you hit 1000 mAh

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

hopefully you can crush their dreams personally

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
lol i hadn't clicked on the link, was assuming some watch-like industrial design instead of '1.4" thick around the entire diameter of the wrist'

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

hahahaha flexible funding

Thesoro
Dec 6, 2005

YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE
there's a guy who donated $100 to that for absolutely no return, not even a promise of a lovely watch that will never exist

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Thesoro posted:

there's a guy who donated $100 to that for absolutely no return, not even a promise of a lovely watch that will never exist

usually that'll be one of the founders

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

MrMoo posted:

a watch that is "only" 1.4 inches thick, this list is clearly not going to happen:



"Hey Bob, what features should it have?"

"Um...all of them?"

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Migishu posted:

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/neptune-suite-your-computing-life-now-seamless

Prices start at $200 to pre-order and $550 at shipping to get a "smartwatch" with "acessories"

834k

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
how likely is it that the thing constantly touching ur wrist will get really loving hot from beaming netflix to the tv dongle while i simultaneously have a phone conversation and surf the web on my tablet?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

its extremely unlikely because it will never exist

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

a 2.4" screen on a watch with a 1.98" 50.292mm diagonal.

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer
I'm the watch with 80211ad, a wireless standard designed to not work through walls

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
only 6 antennas to tune lol

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

MrMoo posted:

a watch that is "only" 1.4 inches thick, this list is clearly not going to happen:



they've already had an indiegogo project for the watch itself, and then they went back to the well for more money without shipping anything

now they want to develop six new devices, simultaneously, to work with the device they haven't designed or shipped yet

and the feature lists are just magic. 802.11ad gear barely exists in the wild. literally never seen a device. now you're going to launch seven devices equipped with this magic pixie dust?

quadpus
May 15, 2004

aaag sheets


:eyepop: they have how on board!

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

i like how

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
[budweiser frogs voice]

i


like


how

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

and the feature lists are just magic. 802.11ad gear barely exists in the wild. literally never seen a device. now you're going to launch seven devices equipped with this magic pixie dust?

sw people are used to promising ridiculous poo poo and delivering a half baked algo that fakes a good chunk of it

this approach doesn't fly with hw

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

This looks like it should be here:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

JawnV6 posted:

sw people are used to promising ridiculous poo poo and delivering a half baked algo that fakes a good chunk of it

this approach doesn't fly with how

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

i feel this is in the wrong place but I agree w/it's point

creatine
Jan 27, 2012




daft punk railroad posted:

[budweiser frogs voice]

i


like


how

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

uncurable mlady posted:

i feel this is in the wrong place but I agree w/it's point

i'm sure there are lots of terrible omens for kickstarter projects

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

DiabloStarCraft posted:

In other dumb kickstarter news I like smbc but this is super dumb - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/weiner/the-gentlemans-single-use-monocle

i found a picture of the people building it

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK fucked around with this message at 13:16 on Mar 19, 2015

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
i agree, my website should be a visionary

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

MrMoo posted:

This looks like it should be here:



she doesn't even have a loving hologram on her chest!!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Sham bam bamina! posted:

i agree, my website should be a visionary

tbh i think its a bit of a waste of a visionary to use it as a website

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

daft punk railroad posted:

[budweiser frogs voice]

i


like


how

i forgot what the frogs were but igi now :)

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anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
latest star citizen update

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