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Time Cowboy
Nov 4, 2007

But Tarzan... The strangest thing has happened! I'm as bare... as the day I was born!

Why?

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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Because I live in a country where a chicken can now cross the road without having its motives questioned.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Is that Phil Collins?

e: vvv I'm just glad I'm not the only one whose brain immediately started hearing that drum beat.

Dewgy has a new favorite as of 04:08 on Mar 17, 2015

RyuujinBlueZ
Oct 9, 2007

WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Is this how the meme thread tells me Phil Collins died?

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

RyuujinBlueZ posted:

Is this how the meme thread tells me Phil Collins died?

Well, I remember when the meme thread wasn't a replacement for obituaries.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

Dewgy posted:

Is that Phil Collins?

I honestly read it as those lyrics at first glance :psyduck:

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Dec 28, 2007

Kiss this and hang


Dewgy posted:

Is that Phil Collins?

e: vvv I'm just glad I'm not the only one whose brain immediately started hearing that drum beat.

RyuujinBlueZ posted:

Is this how the meme thread tells me Phil Collins died?

fullroundaction posted:

I honestly read it as those lyrics at first glance :psyduck:

Of all the tangents, digressions, and misattributions in this thread...this is the first one where I've said "God, you guys are such dorks."

Roar
Jul 7, 2007

I got 30 points!

I GOT 30 POINTS!
It's too early for this poo poo don't play with my heart like that you asshats

that man is a legend

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

In an old NMD thread from nearly 10 loving years ago about describing musicians/bands concisely they had a nice summary of Phil Collins (paraphrased)--

"Phil Collins is what happens is when a genius is let down by the public school system and gets lazy."

I actually don't hate the guy, but yeah that seems to sum it up.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
peter gabriel would beat him in a fight and you all know it

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

peter gabriel would beat him in a fight and you all know it

Big time

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time


:golf clap:

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

fullroundaction posted:

I honestly read it as those lyrics at first glance :psyduck:

I don't have musical taste, so I thought of that Silversun Pickups song.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

That's my favorite PG song. :allears:

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

(Here comes the flood of peter Gabriel puns)

In your eyes, would he use a sledgehammer? I mean, he'd obviously start digging in the dirt for Collins' grave, up on Solsbury Hill. I grieve to think that anyone thinks Collins could win - Collins could climb up a tree with a nuclear rifle, and Gabriel would win just by shaking the tree.

...that's all. :v:

:regd08:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Haha no I didn't catch any of that :)

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

Kugyou no Tenshi posted:

(Here comes the flood of peter Gabriel puns)

In your eyes, would he use a sledgehammer? I mean, he'd obviously start digging in the dirt for Collins' grave, up on Solsbury Hill. I grieve to think that anyone thinks Collins could win - Collins could climb up a tree with a nuclear rifle, and Gabriel would win just by shaking the tree.

...that's all. :v:

:regd08:

Actually, if he's facing the sun, that means Gabriel worked it out right, and Collins won't see him or his gun.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Kugyou no Tenshi posted:

(Here comes the flood of peter Gabriel puns)

In your eyes, would he use a sledgehammer? I mean, he'd obviously start digging in the dirt for Collins' grave, up on Solsbury Hill. I grieve to think that anyone thinks Collins could win - Collins could climb up a tree with a nuclear rifle, and Gabriel would win just by shaking the tree.

...that's all. :v:

:regd08:

Peter Gabriel vs. Phil Collins? Peter would shock that monkey.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

It's so bizaar that you're making such a biko deal out of this

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

We shouldn't let this jabroni stop us. Don't give up, guys!

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

If looks could kill...

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

CobiWann posted:

If looks could kill...

You would be an Uzi. Shotgun, bang.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

1redflag posted:

You would be an Uzi. Shotgun, bang.

Your red flag. How does it hang?

FadedReality
Sep 5, 2007

Okurrrr?


about Bill Colins.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

CobiWann posted:

Your red flag. How does it hang?

Straight up

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

1redflag posted:

Straight up

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Anyone here heard of the cuck meme? Asking for a friend.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Ask your friends girl

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Ask your friends girl

Ask your girl's friends

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Peter Gabriel vs. Phil Collins?

Surprise winner:

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

Kheldarn posted:

Peter Gabriel vs. Phil Collins?

Surprise winner:


I used to rock climb with a guy who sparred with Chuck Norris multiple times. It's been years since I've seen him, so I don't remember which specific martial art it was. His main impression of sparring with Chuck Norris was "He was extremely sweaty all the time"

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
thanks mr sweatal

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Kugyou no Tenshi posted:

(Here comes the flood of peter Gabriel puns)

In your eyes, would he use a sledgehammer? I mean, he'd obviously start digging in the dirt for Collins' grave, up on Solsbury Hill. I grieve to think that anyone thinks Collins could win - Collins could climb up a tree with a nuclear rifle, and Gabriel would win just by shaking the tree.

...that's all. :v:

:regd08:

Sounds like you ran out of steam.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Intel&Sebastian posted:

thanks mr sweatal

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

blunt for century posted:

I used to rock climb with a guy who sparred with Chuck Norris multiple times. It's been years since I've seen him, so I don't remember which specific martial art it was. His main impression of sparring with Chuck Norris was "He was extremely sweaty all the time"

Chuck Norris jokes are by far my least favorite meme to originate around these parts.

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pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

mind the walrus posted:

Chuck Norris jokes are by far my least favorite meme to originate around these parts.

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