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Picked an episode at random and the beginning of the childfree hardcore episode just sounds perfect. Tiff Dynamite does a great reading and then it suddenly bursts into We Eat Your Children. There may be more amusing stingers but that one is one of the best-crafted.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:I loved both of them equally, and I seriously considered including both of them in my top ten favorite episodes. On the other hand, it might just have been the contrast in quality after the weird pointlessness of the Luscious one. That was kind of the point of why I made the doc, it was all so loving bafflingly pointless I still don't understand it. I'm sorry you didn't like it, for what it's worth. 
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If it makes you feel better, I really liked the Luscious episode.
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Fanzay posted:That was kind of the point of why I made the doc, it was all so loving bafflingly pointless I still don't understand it. I'm sorry you didn't like it, for what it's worth.
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I'm just curious about this, not a big deal and I love the podcast, but does anyone else find it weird that the final leg involves a choice? Like presumably it's the best material, why are they only reading one of the two? Or is it not the best? Maybe the themes are too similar (though the brief summary doesn't usually suggest this)? VVV I get that, it's the "end of the show" part that seems weird. pangstrom fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Mar 16, 2015 |
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Mar 16, 2015 14:35
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pangstrom posted:I'm just curious about this, not a big deal and I love the podcast, but does anyone else find it weird that the final leg involves a choice? Like presumably it's the best material, why are they only reading one of the two? Or is it not the best? Maybe the themes are too similar (though the brief summary doesn't usually suggest this)? They make a fun little game out of basically cutting content for time.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Oh, I might have to give it another listen then. It just felt really anticlimactic to see the hentai element played up like that and not get an hour of tentacles and waifus and pinku bento, especially since they went out of their way to skip the actual tentacle part for some reason. I guess that the second part of the episode's description makes more sense now; I just wish that the first hadn't set me up for something that ended up not actually being there. IDK man, bringing up tentacles and all that in hentai is like going up to your friends and going, "HEY GUYS I just heard this great joke! OK... so, why did the chicken cross the road?  "It's the most overplayed and expected thing ever, so really hard to get anything really funny from.
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It's true the hentai episode basically had nothing to do with hentai, but that's probably a net benefit. If you need tentacles, there's always the mpreg one.
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Mar 16, 2015 16:57
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Just listened to the Kitchin episode. The gently caress was that at the end? 
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Mar 16, 2015 21:20
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Klavarskribo posted:Here's my take on cuddle party, if you're wondering why I find the idea so creepy. The whole idea of cuddling is that it's something you do with a person you love, or at least have some sort of connection to. We feel comfortable in a cuddling situation because it's with someone who we trust and feel safe with. Cuddle Parties (TM) take the physical act of cuddling and separate it it from the context where it usually happens, basically going "Screw only cuddling with people you like, we're going to teach that being touchy-feely with strangers is exactly the same!". Imagine if people did this with sex. "Hey, I understand you only like to sleep with people you love. Well, I'm the Officially Certified Person who's here to teach you to tolerate being touched by everyone you meet!" I agree with all of this except that I do actually refer to pissing that way on the reg
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Focacciasaurus_Rex posted:Just listened to the Kitchin episode. The most beautiful work of art ever to grace your speakers.
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pangstrom posted:I'm just curious about this, not a big deal and I love the podcast, but does anyone else find it weird that the final leg involves a choice? Like presumably it's the best material, why are they only reading one of the two? Or is it not the best? Maybe the themes are too similar (though the brief summary doesn't usually suggest this)? I miss when the choice would be fake, when it was between a boring one and a really interesting one. It's always disappointing when the readers pick differently than me.
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prius sex prius sex prius sex
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I'd give you a choice, but I know you'd just choose "da story of da sexy woo-man."
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Aw man, I was really hoping they read "Don't choose this, Jimmyfranks".
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Chwoka posted:I miss when the choice would be fake, when it was between a boring one and a really interesting one. It's always disappointing when the readers pick differently than me. The fake choices are always fun, like Vacation vs. Mario Sing-along To-Go Dolly Parton and Willie Nelson, but my favorite choice is still "Hey Boots, how do you spell 'mining?' Is it 'minning' or 'mineing'?"
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You want an episode where the readers insist that it must be sexual, these people just have to be masturbating!, go back and listen to the Mythbusters fans episode. There was so much 'Is funny code for sexy?' going on in that one. Anyway, I missed the favorite reader talk, but am I the only one who thinks Frank West is just really on-point a lot of the time? He even managed to make that... thing... at F Plus Live kinda funny.
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Frank West is the man, but his voice is now typecast in my mind as Patrick82
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Who's got the sexiest voice in the room? Ooh, Frank West!
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Chwoka posted:It's always disappointing when the readers pick differently than me.
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PubicMice posted:You want an episode where the readers insist that it must be sexual, these people just have to be masturbating!, go back and listen to the Mythbusters fans episode. There was so much 'Is funny code for sexy?' going on in that one.
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I find it Strangly funny.
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All the Frank West talk got me to search for him on the site, ended up listening to his reading at F-Plus Live 3  i just cant
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Invisible Ted posted:All the Frank West talk got me to search for him on the site, ended up listening to his reading at F-Plus Live 3 GO BRETT
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Invisible Ted posted:All the Frank West talk got me to search for him on the site, ended up listening to his reading at F-Plus Live 3 I want to emphasize the 'kinda'. In a  kind of way.
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Invisible Ted posted:All the Frank West talk got me to search for him on the site, ended up listening to his reading at F-Plus Live 3 Marathoned F-Plus live 3 at work the last few days and man the matrix porn dog murder insanity was one hell of a way to spice up a work day I tell you what.
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Invisible Ted posted:All the Frank West talk got me to search for him on the site, ended up listening to his reading at F-Plus Live 3 USA! USA! USA! USA!
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This episode never stops being funny, and the articles about it in the real world keep getting better. http://www.techspot.com/news/60071-mars-one-finalist-breaks-silence-claims-organization-total.html
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I got rejected from MarsOne because they said they don't need any posters or postcards made up for Martian improv shows just yet.
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Those loving dorks will have to mail their letters to their home improv groups on stock letter printing paper and they're gonna feel like idiots.
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kalensc posted:This episode never stops being funny, and the articles about it in the real world keep getting better. Not even 2:30 in to the episode, Lemon jokes that they're all going to Mars, then corrects himself by saying, "well, those who donate the correct amount are going to Mars." He was talking about the Indiegogo, but he was right about this too.
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Well, I revisited the Luscious episode, and I realize now that it's really a successor to the DailyStrength one, which has always been one of my favorites. Boots's "support group" comment in that awful list at the end has a new layer of meaning now. Oh, and speaking of that list, the first Desire Number 3 really deserved a complete reading: darkhentai94 posted:Desire number 3. A lot of people will be weirded out on this one, but we all have our weird desires. Anyway, I've always wanted some random girl (Who is cute.) To be one of those stocker kind of girls and stock me. Then, one day, just ask me on a date. We are in a bar, eating and drinking. Then, I leave to go do something. While I'm gone, she puts something in my drink that's make me dizzy and unable to fight off any threat (Leaving out the part that I may get mugged.) Anyway, she supports me to a hotel and rents us a room for two nights. She opens the door to the room and I stagger in, barely able to stand up. She closes the door and my vision becomes disoreinted, so she locks the door and pushes me down gently on the bed and straddles me. I ask, "Wha-what's going on?" She kisses me and whispers in my ear ever so gently "You're finally all mine for the next two days." She rips my shirt of and starts running her fingers down my body. I grab her hands and say "D-d-don't. P-please s-s-stop." She grabs my wrists, pins my hands to bed, and says "There is no use to even try resisting me. You are at my complete mercy, so tonight, that makes you my little sex slave. Just sit back and enjoy the pleasure you are about to recive." In my mind, I'm thinking that this is my bad, and try to summon the will and strength to fight her off. But, my lust says "Dude, what the poo poo are you thinking??? This is what you have always wanted." So, my rational side and lust begin to battle which one should be in control at the current moment in hand. Anyway, by this time, she is licking my upper body and licking my nerps, which causes me to moan softly every now again. She whispers once again in my ear "You were figthing me earlier, but now you are moaning ever so quitely. Are you telling me that you want me to continue?" She looks down at my facial expression, only to her great satisfaction to see me drooling and says "I'll take that as a yes." She continues suckling and licking my upper body until I get hard. She smiles slyfully and says "What is that poking my shorts? Do you have something in your pocket that is long and able to poke me in my private area?" (And yes, she is wearing short shorts. The kind you can rip off.) She takes off my pants and my dick flops out and she says "Yes. You are finally ready for me." She licks my hard, erect cock ever so slowly, which cause me to moan loudly and gets harder. She smiles slyfully and puts it in her mouth and deepthroats me, which causes me to almost pass out from her most intriguing technique. After a few minutes, she stops and whispers "Now, on to the main course." She rips a little hole in her short shorts, revealing her very wet vajaja and takes my cock. She says, "There's no turning back now." She puts my cock in her and moans loudly. She shivers and looks like a crazy chick (Which I love.) And screams "THIS COCK IS EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR FOR A VERY LONG TIME!!!!!" She starts loving me and bouncing on my cock. I try to push her off me, but each bounce drains a huge amount of energy out of me. And just minutes later, she completely drains me of my will and energy and start enjoying myself. She looks at me with an evil look and says "That's right, my little slut. Succumb to desire and continue to let me have my way with you. And, if you continue being such a good little boy, I'll give you as much plesure as you desrie until your mental state breaks and you are begging me to screw you every night." She continues having her way with me until we both are just covered in bodily fluids, and I finally pass out. The next day, I am not feeling good and call my boss in as sick. Then, just as it's turing dark, she comes back and repeats the same proccess as yesterday, but with a much stronger drug.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Well, I revisited the Luscious episode, and I realize now that it's really a successor to the DailyStrength one, which has always been one of my favorites. Boots's "support group" comment in that awful list at the end has a new layer of meaning now. I'm really disappointed that this didn't turn out to be a fantasy about a girl moving boxes in a warehouse.
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All the fetish and weird dream docs have kinda blurred together for me, what's the ep title for this Luscious reading?
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It's the recent hentai one. http://thefpl.us/episode/167
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While I really enjoy the bumper-less intros, I'd like to offer a humble reminder that the opening bumper from "I've Also Got an Idea for a Reboot of Young Guns" is absolutely amazing.
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