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don't talk about genderfluids here, I don't need to know what kind of gender fluids you have
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My body creates semen. Not sure if it is functioning semen though.
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Mar 16, 2015 17:24
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A shame you'll never get a chance to find out.
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Mar 16, 2015 17:45
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InequalityGodzilla posted:A shame you'll never get a chance to find out. 
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Mar 16, 2015 17:56
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Nah it isn't. I hate kids. edit 
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Mar 16, 2015 18:13
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Wiggles Von Huggins posted:Nah it isn't. I hate kids. Gross.
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syscall girl posted:Ah yes. The beloved spokesperson of the godless left, Piers Morgan. Piers Morgan is so hated in the UK that even die-hard Marxists will defend Jeremy Clarkson, who is pretty much a caricature of the right-wing, by saying "at least he punched Piers Morgan".
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My Lovely Horse posted:I was in London last year and saw Unknown Pleasures shirts everywhere in the tourist areas. Especially around Camden Lock Market - the streets are lined with stalls, every third is a shirt stall, and every one of those had them, usually between Heisenberg and Keep Calm. It was baffling. I was gonna pick one up when I spotted the first stall, by the third or fourth I thought, what's the point. Man, I mean you going to be a depressed mopey teen, you could do a hell of a lot worse than joy division. I graduated high school in 96 and I was a huge joy division nut, clearly a decade or two after they were a thing. I guess they are much easier to get into these day, with so many live shows up on YouTube.
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Mar 16, 2015 22:54
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It's from the movie Alien.
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Mar 17, 2015 00:11
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bort posted:So I'm casually browsing /r/sharking and weird f*cking post...
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Mar 17, 2015 01:16
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Anime sure is weird. 
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Mar 17, 2015 06:50
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Choo-Choo! All aboard the diabetes express!
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Mar 17, 2015 08:29
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 Ring present.
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My first thought was "maybe that person keeps a really small friend list" then I saw the number of likes.
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Mar 17, 2015 13:36
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Say Nothing posted:
The ring is on the wrong side.
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Mar 17, 2015 14:12
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Meatwave posted:Choo-Choo! All aboard the diabetes express! Look at the 2nd meat wagon driver's leg. It has to weigh 50 pounds all by itself.
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Boinks posted:The ring is on the wrong side. 
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Mar 17, 2015 14:25
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Meatwave posted:Choo-Choo! All aboard the diabetes express! Those loving things. When the batteries die the people just get up and walk away. The gokarts will not move unless someone is sitting on them or the front is lifted. So the underpaid workers have to drag the fuckers to the front of the store and plug them in with a sign that says "out of service charging" which gets removed by the idiot customers and the process repeats itself.
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Mar 17, 2015 14:56
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Len posted:Those loving things. When the batteries die the people just get up and walk away. The gokarts will not move unless someone is sitting on them or the front is lifted. So the underpaid workers have to drag the fuckers to the front of the store and plug them in with a sign that says "out of service charging" which gets removed by the idiot customers and the process repeats itself. I had to drag one all the way from the other side of the shopping plaza one time when I was working at a grocery store
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Len posted:Those loving things. When the batteries die the people just get up and walk away. The gokarts will not move unless someone is sitting on them or the front is lifted. So the underpaid workers have to drag the fuckers to the front of the store and plug them in with a sign that says "out of service charging" which gets removed by the idiot customers and the process repeats itself. Don't they almost all have a weight limit of like 300 pounds?
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veedubfreak posted:Don't they almost all have a weight limit of like 300 pounds? If so, somebody deeply misunderstood the requirement.
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Data Graham posted:If so, somebody deeply misunderstood the requirement. They're supposed to be for people on crutches or old people. not 400+ pound fat asses that are just too lazy to walk. When I took my cruise last year, there was a guy that had to be at the bare minimum 500 pounds, he had this industrial sized rascall scooter. I don't understand how he got through the doors to the state rooms.
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Data Graham posted:If so, somebody deeply misunderstood the requirement. They probably had a wonderfully innocent view of the people who would use them. Little old ladies with bad hips, average folk with sports injuries, maybe a veteran who is missing a leg, that sort of disability.
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Yeah, maybe in 1993 when these things were in their infancy. By this point you'd think the Walmarts and other industrial clients of the world would be outright specifying lardassmobiles with carefully laid out performance minimums. (E: Because they sure as hell aren't gonna last forever.)
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kannonfodder posted:They probably had a wonderfully innocent view of the people who would use them. Little old ladies with bad hips, average folk with sports injuries, maybe a veteran who is missing a leg, that sort of disability. After I had an accident that had me using a walker, I used one of those carts, and even with my walker propped up in front of me you wouldn't believe the nasty looks I got from the heavy people using theirs.
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Mar 17, 2015 19:23
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kannonfodder posted:maybe a veteran who is missing a leg
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Mar 17, 2015 19:28
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TinTower posted:Piers Morgan is so hated in the UK that even die-hard Marxists will defend Jeremy Clarkson, who is pretty much a caricature of the right-wing, by saying "at least he punched Piers Morgan". I know I was happy Piers 'Morgan' Moron emigrated to the US.
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Mar 17, 2015 20:05
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They should just make every person that comes into Wal Mart grab a scooter by default
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Mar 17, 2015 20:56
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I want to travel to USA and just cruise around the stores on the fat scooters. It's been my dream for as long as I've known those things existed.
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Mar 17, 2015 21:06
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SnowblindFatal posted:I want to travel to USA and just cruise around the stores on the fat scooters. It's been my dream for as long as I've known those things existed. I used one in a grocery store after I broke my leg. It was slow, cumbersome, uncomfortable, and embarrassing. There are better dreams to have.
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Mar 17, 2015 21:12
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AnimalChin posted:I used one in a grocery store after I broke my leg. It was slow, cumbersome, uncomfortable, and embarrassing. obv an American
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Mar 17, 2015 21:17
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AnimalChin posted:There are better dreams to have. None that are so easy to make come true.
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Mar 17, 2015 21:38
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SnowblindFatal posted:I want to travel to USA and just cruise around the stores on the fat scooters. It's been my dream for as long as I've known those things existed. You really want to borrow a real one, not a store one. The real ones have a top speed of 5-6 kph. The store ones only go like 2 kph. Dream big.
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Mar 17, 2015 23:38
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Angela Christine posted:You really want to borrow a real one, not a store one. The real ones have a top speed of 5-6 kph. The store ones only go like 2 kph. Dream big. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy5rkw4SeP4
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AnimalChin posted:There are better dreams to have. Yes there is... driving one of those scooters around DISNEY WORLD. 
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Mar 18, 2015 00:13
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Am I missing something? Or is it funny because  YOUR GIRLFRIEND is so zany?
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Beast Pussy posted:Am I missing something? Or is it funny because I figured she got hosed too hard.
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