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CHiRAL
Mar 29, 2010

Anus.
Like there's anyone more fun and important than Samara :colbert:

Flying Vacuum and Raised by Wolves.

Also Adopt a stray. Doesn't matter what, just pick it off the street and raise it.

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Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN
Lamp!

And

Lamp!

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

Deadmeat5150 posted:

Lamp!

And

Lamp!

Guys seriously we can have a genie, what the gently caress are you doing not voting for this.

Rats Tossbag
Jan 16, 2014

Lizard Wizard posted:

Guys seriously we can have a genie, what the gently caress are you doing not voting for this.

Well I'm convinced. Lamp it up.

Also, Stone Hearted because Samara don't need no emotional poo poo.

EzEight
Jan 21, 2014
Lamp

Jetsetter We've had the travel abroad goal since the beginning of this LP and I really want to see Kung Fu Samara.

I love Genghis and Quincey episodes, this is a good alternative to watching school. I hope you can include the new family you created as we haven't been seeing much of them.

LifeofaGuardian
Oct 26, 2013

Every part of every human being-even their ugly sides-is beautiful. There is no limit to beauty.
I'm going to nth the Magic Lamp. Genies are awesome.
Also, if you get the magic lamp, attempt to befriend and free the genie.

Nekomimi-Maiden
Feb 27, 2011

I'm here to help you.
Rule number one, don't get me killed.
I love Lamp.

And yes, befriend and free any genie we may get, because nothing can possibly go wrong.

Sketchie
Nov 14, 2012

EzEight posted:

Lamp

Jetsetter We've had the travel abroad goal since the beginning of this LP and I really want to see Kung Fu Samara.

I love Genghis and Quincey episodes, this is a good alternative to watching school. I hope you can include the new family you created as we haven't been seeing much of them.
Especially Sunbeams.

I am just dying to know why he's on a dating site and looking for males.

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

Flying Vacuum and Hover Bed seem like good options to me.

Indiiea
Sep 26, 2013
A lamp sounds good since I don't have a particular opinion for the lifetime rewards, .

Have Quincey go on a date with Sunbeams. How and why it ends up happening is up to you.

dancingbears
May 10, 2011

You're an idiot,
so start acting
like one.

Lamp and meditative sleep trance seem like great options!

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

All you gotta do is to rub that Lamp.

grandalt
Feb 26, 2013

I didn't fight through two wars to rule
I fought for the future of the world

And the right to have hot tea whenever I wanted
No bills ever and Inappropriate But In a Good Way. This way Samara will get so much money!

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
Jetsetter and prepared traveler.

Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
Lamp and No Bills

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Lamp and Trance Sleep


gently caress sleeping.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Trance Sleep and Iron Bladder.

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem
Raised by Wolves and Cloudinator.

This LP is still great. I laughed at the awakening of Vampire Quincey.

Thunderclan
Dec 24, 2013
Inappropriate But In a Good Way and Professional Slacker. They seem like very Samara choices to me.

Rats Tossbag
Jan 16, 2014

Indiiea posted:

Have Quincey go on a date with Sunbeams. How and why it ends up happening is up to you.

I agree. Sunbeams must become a part of this LP.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I'll go with the crowd. Lamp. Bonus points if we end up with a blue-skinned wise-cracking genie.


I would also like to request that Samara try to grow some kind of plant at some point. Surely hilarity would ensue, or at least some plasma fruits for the vamps to eat.

Blackray Jack
Apr 7, 2007
Murderology AND Murderonomy!
Voting lamp.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Lamp and Haggler

Because I love Lamp and Samara is a cheepskate.

Ojjeorago
Sep 21, 2008

I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...
Gary’s Answer
I love lamp.

Stephen9001
Oct 28, 2013

Whizbang posted:

I love lamp.

whoa, when I saw you're avatar I was like "did Neruz change the size the text of his avatar for some reason?" then I saw it was a different person. If you don't mind me asking, where did you get that avatar?

In order to not be off topic No Bills Ever in order to give Samara easy(er) living!

I can have moments of... eccentricity and sometimes be quite curious about things. Please forgive me if I do something foolish or rude.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


Body Sculptor, because Samara just won't stay rotund and it's absolutely silly.

Meditative Trance Sleep, 'cause sleep is boring and doing less of it is always a good thing.

ChaosArgate
Oct 10, 2012

Why does everyone think I'm going to get in trouble?

Stephen9001 posted:

whoa, when I saw you're avatar I was like "did Neruz change the size the text of his avatar for some reason?" then I saw it was a different person. If you don't mind me asking, where did you get that avatar?

In order to not be off topic No Bills Ever in order to give Samara easy(er) living!

It came from the old Wonderful 101 LP. After the final main update, a bunch of guys requested GIFs of a bunch of poses from the episode and a lot of people like me obliged them. :v:

For voting, let's go lamp.

Vertigo Ambrosia
May 26, 2004
Heretic, please.
I just found this thread and wanted to say that this LP is amazing. It seems like all of Samara's unluckiness just got transferred to Quincey when she left for college; he's my favorite vampire/werewolf patsy :)

LifeofaGuardian
Oct 26, 2013

Every part of every human being-even their ugly sides-is beautiful. There is no limit to beauty.
Theta, could it be that you have made a few mistakes while doing this lp? Every time you mention the town you live in, you call it Lunar Lakes, but the EA-sims I've seen so far seem to be residents in Moonlight Falls.

Theta Zero
Dec 22, 2014

I've seen it.

LifeofaGuardian posted:

Theta, could it be that you have made a few mistakes while doing this lp? Every time you mention the town you live in, you call it Lunar Lakes, but the EA-sims I've seen so far seem to be residents in Moonlight Falls.

Whoops.

Oh well, I'll just keep calling it Lunar Falls.

GrandpaAhab
Sep 15, 2011

Oh no, not again.
Cloudinator 9000 and Lamp
There's enough for both, so Samara can make Quincy into Charlie Brown and show him how much cooler than him she is.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

competitive eater and lamp

Theta Zero
Dec 22, 2014

I've seen it.
College: Week 7



Oddly enough, despite practically everyone and their grandmother voting for this thing, this little guy actually almost lost the raffle.



So...what is this? It's like a teapot or something, right?

Why did we spend all those points on this thing?



Great. It's defective, too. It pours out gas instead of liquid.



Oh, just fantastic, another liability.



Sorry, but do we LOOK like we want to deal with the likes of you?



We have to deal with giant piles of putrid clothing that look bigger with camera tricks...



...An entire cafeteria of rotten food and swarms of flies...and another juice box for some reason...



...And, well, it just...boggles the mind how much we need to put up with already.

We have enough trouble with vampire people, and robo people, and hairy people and...uh, just people in general.

The last thing we need is some Blue Man Group reject running around making things worse.



We don't know who you are, how'd you get here, and what's up with your freakish skin condition, so you can just take your sequin-covered--



Huh. Wow, she's fast.

Whatever. We got enough freeloaders to deal with.

Granted it's just Brenda the robot, but that's still one squatter too many.



Speaking of which, what do you think she's doing right about now?







To do

☐ Travel abroad
☐ Tragic clown to the face
☐ Adopt a magical unicorn
☐ Blame it on Quincey
☐ Time travel
☐ Become an official criminal
☐ Become a licensed everything
☐ Give something to Quincey that may or may not explode
☐ Never let Clayton escape
Christmas in July Snowflake Day in Summer
☐ Introduce Quincey to Brenda
☐ Get a post-graduation makeover
☐ Defile all science
☐ Try forming a band
☐ Act smart while blogging
☐ Make the blog to end all blogs
☐ Cook something fancy
☐ But don't share
☐ Wear a dumb pair of glasses
☐ Buy some electronic doodads
☐ Make a game room in the basement
☐ Draw portraits of everybody
☐ Get hyped
☐ Blow up the naked guy
☐ Stop the freak show
☐ Let Quincey have the Sunbeams experience
☐ Rub that lamp



Way ahead of you, to do list.



MONDAY

...Man, we're running out of space to spray paint on our dorm.

Good thing there's always an...alternative. Let's head there now.



This semester, we're going to kick back and work on our communications degree. This'll be an easy A.



By the way, that stupid teapot wasn't the only thing Samara got from that raffle. The other things that won are "professional slacker" so Samara can...well, do what she normally does at work but not get in trouble for it, "jetsetter" so when we finally go on vacation, we get a free discount, and "no bills ever," so we don't have to pay the whopping three bucks a week for our crappy little shack.



Oh, and a magical flying vacuum cleaner.



Not gonna lie, I was a little skeptical about this thing, but this sucker's fast.

How fast?



Pretty fast.



Ha ha!



Suck it, science!

That'll teach you to not explode when we...uh, explode you.



In our free time, we'll be working on getting our blog to a 5 star rating. And then probably sell the thing because we don't really like any of our followers. At least not as much as we like money.



So there's going to be a lot of off-screen blogging from now on.

Also we switched to the bling skin for our phone. Mainly because Samara's been ignoring her rebel reputation so they revoked that other phone skin.

Anyways, we got a heap of money to spend. Let's buy some electronic doohickeys.







Like this gravitron...thing.

Looks pretty safe.







...Mostly.

Uh, so do we just sit here? This isn't very--



Woah, hello!



Okay...this is...new.



Hey, this is actually pretty fun once you get the hang of it!

Look at how fast we're spinning! Cool huh?

But this is just low gear. Now let's switch it to high speed!



Now for mach speed!



This is great! Why didn't we buy one of these sooner?



Say what you want about that Isaac Newton guy, he knew what he was doing when he invented gravity.



Ow.



Ow.



Ow.







Ouch.



Okay...let's...let's just head to class.



Heh heh. Wow, can't believe they managed to get a fifth one there.



Wait, how long have we been playing on our phone?

Normally these classes start within one hour of each other, don't they?



Wow, really? Our second class doesn't start until 4PM, that's six whole hours from now!

Man, are communications degrees easy or what?

...But what are we going to do with our free time?



AHH!



Aha! Free candy bar!

Free, sweet, nougaty goodness...

Oh violence, is there anything you can't do?



Mmm. Why do they even put wrappers on these things? They taste terrible.



Aaahhh. Thanks, Mr. Candy Machine.



But now we're thirsty. Don't take it personally, but we gotta pay a visit to your friend Ms. Soda Vendor.



Come on...this has to be a joke!



How do they expect you to do this!?



What's the point of making a giant soda can if it's too heavy for anybody to even lift!?

...

Wait a second.



It's just shaped like a soda can.



Those filthy liars!



Ahh...



This tastes like crap.

But at least we're not thirsty anymore. Or hungry, for that matter.

$5 a soda is just ridiculous.



But we managed to get a discount after we payed in some high grade explosives.



TUESDAY



Today, we're going to hunt down that naked guy and explode him. It's gonna be great!

After class, of course. We're nothing if not diligent scholars.



Wait, wha--



Come on! Nobody's even here, how did you people manage to set the stove on fire!?



Pfft. Whatever. We bought a fire alarm for a reason.



The reason being that we can just let this kitchen burn and let it be the fire department's problem.

That naked guy is probably running around campus somewhere, so let's start with the most popular area for students: the student union building!



Um...something seems off about this building...



...Sure.

Just...Sure. Why not?



Okay so...



...Where's our nudist friend? He doesn't seem to be here.

Maybe he's just streaking somewhere outside.



Hey, you guys seen a really buff naked dude?



...

Y'know, 'cause we wanna make him explode.

...



...

Is that a no?

Actually, you know what? Just forget it. We've got better things to do than to track down some screeching, streaking simpleton.



WEDNESDAY

WHY THE HELL DOES IT SNOW HERE SO MUCH!?



Weatherman, explain yourself!







That's...



...That's not right...

...

Let's just...cook something fancy.



A little bit of...this stuff...and...



...A pinch of this...yellow thing...

Let's just spread this...



...All over the cutting board. Or something.



Alright, look. Samara barely knows how to use a microwave. The fanciest meal she can make is just weiners.



Besides, the college kitchen area is hardly equipped to make just macaroni and cheese without being caught on fire.

Well...that and also it can't make macaroni and cheese because it caught on fire.



There. Hot dogs.



Oh yeah, I almost forgot that hot dogs are Samara's favorite food.



Whenever she eats them, her mood will improve more than usual, and she'll generally always find them delicious.



We're stuffed, but there's still an entire plate of hot dogs left...



We can't just let our dormmates just eat all of these hot dogs we prepared.

They broke the stove again. Starvation is their punishment.



So instead, we'll just dispose of these hot dogs.



The dishwasher says it eliminates caked-on stains. Time to stress-test that statement.



Was this counter always this moldy?

...We probably shouldn't have prepared those hot dogs on this counter. Or use the relish we spilled on it anyways.

Probably both. Actually, definitely both.



THURSDAY







Since it's lecture day and we'll probably get thrown out again anyways, we instead opted to stay home and play around with this neato radio equipment.



Hello and welcome to SMR radio!

Our lineup of topics for today are "has hell frozen over or is it really still snowing here," "are explosions an art form," and we'll finish up with "his credit card information and 10 other facts Quincey Fulletch doesn't want YOU to know!"

But before we get to that, we have a guest interviewee in the studio!



So, miss interviewee, tell us your name.



Ha!



Just kidding! Nobody cares.



So, the topics we'll be discussing with you are, "who do you think you're fooling with those drawn-on eyebrows," "why do you dress like a frumpy grape soda bottle," and lastly "did you really think people will believe that bad dye-job?"



Go on ahead.

...



...

...Of course, you can choose to discuss the topics in any order.



Hey! Where are you going!?

You can run, but you can't hide...



FROM THE TRUTH!



FRIDAY



Stupid contractual obligations...



Okay you--

Hey, weren't you fatter last time around?



...Whatever. You had us really confused last time around. But then we've been thinking about it.

Blue skin, exotic clothing, coming out of a teapot...thing...



You're like...a magical wizard, or something. Right?

So we've been thinking, you owe us some magical wizardry for freeing you from that teapot.

We scratch your back, you scratch ours, right? What can you bring to the table?



A multiple choice menu, huh? Magic sure is streamlined these days.

Let's just throw another raffle for which wish we'll pick.



Well, after wishing for more wishes.

That sounds like a sensible choice, right?

Let's go for that. Give us more wishes, magic person!







You clap to use your magic power stuff?

Dunno why we were expecting you to start wiggling your nose--



You...you okay?



Reeeaaally starting to weird us out here.







OH GOD!



WHY DOES THIS HURT SO MUCH!?



Augh, what the hell!?

If you can't grant our wish for more wishes, you can just say it!

But nooo, you think you gotta torture us to teach us a lesson, right? Well there's--



Oh. Well...um...



Th-thank you.

Thank you, miss...miss...



Miss...Wizard.



Yes! Thank you, Miss Wizard.

So...it's safe to assume we can just keep making two wishes and then wishing for more wishes for the third one right?







...Well...that wasn't a "no."



...

Oh right, our final's today.



Huh. Usually that takes much longer.

This communications stuff is easy peasy. We got this in the bag.



...Huh!?



W-what!?



A B!?

No!



NOOO!!!

☐ Travel abroad
☐ Tragic clown to the face
☐ Adopt a magical unicorn
☐ Blame it on Quincey
☐ Time travel
☐ Become an official criminal
☐ Become a licensed everything
☐ Give something to Quincey that may or may not explode
☐ Never let Clayton escape
Christmas in July Snowflake Day in Summer
☐ Introduce Quincey to Brenda
☐ Get a post-graduation makeover
☑ Defile all science
☐ Try forming a band
☑ Act smart while blogging
☐ Make the blog to end all blogs
☑ Cook something fancy
☑ But don't share
☑ Wear a dumb pair of glasses
☑ Buy some electronic doodads
☐ Make a game room in the basement
☐ Draw portraits of everybody
☑ Get hyped
☐ Blow up the naked guy
☐ Stop the freak show
☐ Let Quincey have the Sunbeams experience
☑ Rub that lamp

Theta Zero fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Mar 28, 2015

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Noooo, she's an academic failure. How could you?

Make friends with the genie, you ain't never had a friend like her.

MarquiseMindfang
Jan 6, 2013

vriska (vriska)
A B sounds like a job for the genie, to me.

Or explosions.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

MarquiseMindfang posted:

A B sounds like a job for the genie, to me.

Or explosions.

Can we do both?

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


I'm not sure if you really should, because it sounds kind of unethical, but let's wish for world peace!

EclecticTastes
Sep 17, 2012

"Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything after it. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped."
Can you wish for love for someone else? Quincey deserves to be happy, until Samara gets home and gets to re-ruin his life. It's much funnier that way!

Pyroi
Aug 17, 2013

gay elf noises
Free the genie, then make her romance Quincey.

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GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Have you lot been drinking lead paint, or are you all just high?

Fortune is where it's at. Samara will never want for money again, and that's good. Freed from the shackles of economic drudgery, she will be able to pursue anything her simulated heart desires (or whatever this thread desires for her). With enough money, she could purchase a king's ransom worth of gifts and bribe her way into the hearts of the entire town!

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