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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

That's what happens when you confuse "Hound Dog" with "hot dog".

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Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Sperglord Actual posted:

I had Biesty's castle and man o' war books, too.

Dude sure loved to draw people in the act of parking a deuce. :iiam:

The castle and man o' war books were awesome too because they had those cool "Where's Waldo" things with the spy and the stowaway.

The Star Wars take on those books were pretty awesome as well.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Indonesian aerobatics team fox-fours during LIMA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8iXSA2uB0I

All four crew survived.

Hubis
May 18, 2003

Boy, I wish we had one of those doomsday machines...


"Stabulum non securum" ~ "A not untroubled brothel"

Red Crown
Oct 20, 2008

Pretend my finger's a knife.

Hubis posted:



"Stabulum non securum" ~ "A not untroubled brothel"

I met an Iraqi general who flew those once. He had exactly zero charisma.

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

Random question; how much detection range would an early 1960s Soviet radar have against a B-52 sized target at extremely low level (~50m AGL)?

INTJ Mastermind
Dec 30, 2004

It's a radial!

LostCosmonaut posted:

Random question; how much detection range would an early 1960s Soviet radar have against a B-52 sized target at extremely low level (~50m AGL)?

Did they even have pulse-Doppler look-down / shoot-down radars at that time?

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

INTJ Mastermind posted:

Did they even have pulse-Doppler look-down / shoot-down radars at that time?

I don't think the Soviets did (afaik the set on the XF-108/YF-12 was one of the first American ones). So, I guess I was asking how much range the Soviet equivalent of DEW would have.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

LostCosmonaut posted:

I don't think the Soviets did (afaik the set on the XF-108/YF-12 was one of the first American ones). So, I guess I was asking how much range the Soviet equivalent of DEW would have.

That's a straight mathematical calculation, since it's generally limited by line-of-sight due to the curvature of the earth.

LOS range is 4.12 * (sqrt(radar height) + sqrt(target height)). So if your EW antenna is, say, 10m high, it gives you about 92 km at which you could detect an aircraft flying at 50m.

Beyond that it gets a lot more complicated. Normally your EW radars are going to be placed out at the edge of your defended territory, so you should have more warning than that for the actual strategic targets. Your enemy can attack the EW sites themselves, but that obviously tips you off that something is going on. I don't know where the Soviets had their EW sites, but I'd assume they had them set up to provide more than a 5 minute warning against incoming bombers. Then you're getting into command and control communication links, integrated air defense plans, and lots of other factors that make things fuzzy.

e: originally had the equation for feet/miles, fixed to use metric units.

Wingnut Ninja fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Mar 17, 2015

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Wingnut Ninja posted:

I don't know where the Soviets had their EW sites, but I'd assume they had them set up to provide more than a 5 minute warning against incoming bombers.

Depends. On their western border, stretching into the Warsaw Pact nations, yes. Same goes for the Baltics, and same goes for their southern borders with Turkey and Iran (for the most part). However, when you get further east as well as into the Arctic it gets a lot sparser...the "back door" into Siberia was left open for a very long time, and I don't think it ever really got closed. That's one of the reasons why they developed long range interceptors with powerful radars...the other would be to help provide a mobile capability in the vast interior of the country that was basically a radar dead zone.

Of course their air defense systems were a little less capable against Cessna-sized targets.

\/ We commissioned a study (I should probably put "study" in scare quotes but it was really a thing that Air Staff did) about putting nukes on an A-10. Someone less lazy than me can provide a link to it, one of the "defense" bloggers did a piece on it a month or two ago \/

iyaayas01 fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Mar 17, 2015

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
So how much money did the USAF spend on trying to fit nukes on Cessna 172's?

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Also, remember that when you say 1960s you're talking about the decade when the very first long range EW radars worthy of the name were starting to be widely fielded. When you say "low level," every other assumption goes out the window: digital signal processing was in its infancy.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

NightGyr posted:

I still have this book. I kept it when I gave away my other kid books cause this one is going to my kids.

I made a tank cake based on that cutaway for cub scouts. No one wanted to eat a t-34 with olive drab icing until they saw it was all chocolate inside.

You are the best man.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Dead Reckoning posted:

Also, remember that when you say 1960s you're talking about the decade when the very first long range EW radars worthy of the name were starting to be widely fielded. When you say "low level," every other assumption goes out the window: digital signal processing was in its infancy.

I doubt there was a fighter radar on the planet until...probably APG-63 that could pick something out at 50 feet AGL unless it was also under 10,000 (where fighters don't want to be, because they run out of fuel REAL fast). There's a lot of clutter. If you've got everything opened up (which given the lack of quality processing, you probably would) you're seeing loving trees. Cars. Trains. Flocks of birds. Maybe moisture in the air.

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

All right, thanks for the replies, y'all. Much appreciated.

(For reference, me and a couple other people were trying to figure out whether the Soviets would have had any capability to intercept an operational version of Pluto).

Helter Skelter
Feb 10, 2004

BEARD OF HAVOC

LostCosmonaut posted:

(For reference, me and a couple other people were trying to figure out whether the Soviets would have had any capability to intercept an operational version of Pluto).
When it comes to unshielded nuclear ramjets flying at mach 3+ and making GBS threads thermonuclear death all over the place, the question rapidly shifts from whether you have something that can see it to whether you have anything that could catch it.

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


Helter Skelter posted:

When it comes to unshielded nuclear ramjets flying at mach 3+ and making GBS threads thermonuclear death all over the place, the question rapidly shifts from whether you have something that can see it to whether you have anything that could catch it.

Like, some cranes with nets on them. Preferably in some place you wouldn't mind something like that crashing.

Also, unshielded reactors are going to be puking all kinds of wonderful noise all across the EM band, so it's less a matter of knowing it's coming to pinpointing the place to drive your gigantic butterfly net.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Helter Skelter posted:

When it comes to unshielded nuclear ramjets flying at mach 3+ and making GBS threads thermonuclear death all over the place, the question rapidly shifts from whether you have something that can see it to whether you have anything that could catch it.

Pretty much this. In the 1960s, no way - the only system I can think of that would do it in the 70s would be Spartan, but that was a US system and it was operational for a very short period of time. No clue if the Soviets had anything comparable.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



The closest soviet would be the rubber shoe? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ABM-1_Galosh
Question being if it could depress enough for pluto. The Gazelle didn't come alive till well in the 80's.

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003

Shooting Blanks posted:

Pretty much this. In the 1960s, no way - the only system I can think of that would do it in the 70s would be Spartan, but that was a US system and it was operational for a very short period of time. No clue if the Soviets had anything comparable.

You don't shoot down low-level missiles with a 60s/70s ABM system.

And yes the Soviets had something comparable, hell they're still operating it - albeit heavily upgraded.

e: :downs: did NOT see your post ThisIsJohnWayne

Default Settings
May 29, 2001

Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe
If you want to know more about the technicalities of Soviet SAM systems, there's always the freeware SAM-Simulator:

https://sites.google.com/site/samsimulator1972/home

It's one of those simulators that is more work than fun to "play", but you gain an in-depth knowledge of analog radar systems you can be loving sure to never have a real-world use for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2ymWrOmeDg

AlexanderCA
Jul 21, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Default Settings posted:

It's one of those simulators that is more work than fun to "play", but you gain an in-depth knowledge of analog radar systems you can be loving sure to never have a real-world use for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2ymWrOmeDg

There's some russian separatists who likely wished they had played this.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

iyaayas01 posted:

Depends. On their western border, stretching into the Warsaw Pact nations, yes. Same goes for the Baltics, and same goes for their southern borders with Turkey and Iran (for the most part). However, when you get further east as well as into the Arctic it gets a lot sparser...the "back door" into Siberia was left open for a very long time, and I don't think it ever really got closed. That's one of the reasons why they developed long range interceptors with powerful radars...the other would be to help provide a mobile capability in the vast interior of the country that was basically a radar dead zone.

Of course their air defense systems were a little less capable against Cessna-sized targets.

\/ We commissioned a study (I should probably put "study" in scare quotes but it was really a thing that Air Staff did) about putting nukes on an A-10. Someone less lazy than me can provide a link to it, one of the "defense" bloggers did a piece on it a month or two ago \/

This one?

https://medium.com/war-is-boring/the-a-10-might-have-become-a-nuclear-strike-plane-8f065b09afe0

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Putting nuclear bombs on an A-10 is an idiotic idea.

Resurrect the Genie.

Helter Skelter
Feb 10, 2004

BEARD OF HAVOC

poo poo, they strapped bazookas to small aircraft in WW2, you could probably fit a whole load of Davy Crocketts on an A-10.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

LostCosmonaut posted:

All right, thanks for the replies, y'all. Much appreciated.

(For reference, me and a couple other people were trying to figure out whether the Soviets would have had any capability to intercept an operational version of Pluto).

I'd be interested to know what they were planning to do for an autopilot. We were flying Firebees in the 60s, but those weren't exactly zipping around at very low altitude.

That said, the Pluto probably would have been as vulnerable to flak as any other aircraft, although it would have entered and exited engagement range relatively quickly.

Red Crown
Oct 20, 2008

Pretend my finger's a knife.
I'm guessing that from head on, even the AA-2 would have been able to lock on to it. Unless the Pluto was programmed with waypoints, it'd be possible to extrapolate a likely target and intercept point.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Dead Reckoning posted:

I'd be interested to know what they were planning to do for an autopilot. We were flying Firebees in the 60s, but those weren't exactly zipping around at very low altitude.

That said, the Pluto probably would have been as vulnerable to flak as any other aircraft, although it would have entered and exited engagement range relatively quickly.

It was supposed to have a TERCOM system to enable it to hit multiple waypoints and multiple targets (remember, it was supposed to carry multiple nuclear bombs in addition to the whole unshielded nuclear reactor + kamikazeeing into the final target thing).

Whether or not you think the US defense establishment could've developed a viable TERCOM system for a supersonic+ low altitude intercontinental cruise missile in the late '50s/early '60s is a different question.

Frozen Horse
Aug 6, 2007
Just a humble wandering street philosopher.

Dead Reckoning posted:

That said, the Pluto probably would have been as vulnerable to flak as any other aircraft, although it would have entered and exited engagement range relatively quickly.

Also, there is the question of how fast can you traverse and elevate the gun.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

iyaayas01 posted:

Whether or not you think the US defense establishment could've developed a viable TERCOM system for a supersonic+ low altitude intercontinental cruise missile in the late '50s/early '60s is a different question.

They probably could have, it just would have run on superheated hydrofluoric acid and liquefied kittens or something.

Red Crown
Oct 20, 2008

Pretend my finger's a knife.
Cool videos on the Su-34, including plenty of in flight footage in later parts. Note the recent addition of the wingtip self protection jammers - I think it really pulls the look together.

Turkson
Mar 30, 2011

iyaayas01 posted:

It was supposed to have a TERCOM system to enable it to hit multiple waypoints and multiple targets (remember, it was supposed to carry multiple nuclear bombs in addition to the whole unshielded nuclear reactor + kamikazeeing into the final target thing).

Whether or not you think the US defense establishment could've developed a viable TERCOM system for a supersonic+ low altitude intercontinental cruise missile in the late '50s/early '60s is a different question.

Please tell me that TERCOM stands for Terror Command and that this was an actual thing in the 50s.

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Turkson posted:

Please tell me that TERCOM stands for Terror Command and that this was an actual thing in the 50s.

TERrain COntour Matching, actually.

ETA: First deployed in the late 50's, so it might be useful on PLUTO, but I suspect it'd be hindered by the lack of accurate RADAR contour maps of the Soviet Union.

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BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Red Crown posted:

Cool videos on the Su-34, including plenty of in flight footage in later parts. Note the recent addition of the wingtip self protection jammers - I think it really pulls the look together.

I loved the point about the APU in the tail and how it was designed that way 'for the comfort of the pilots.'

"Unlike previous plane, Su-34 was design in mind with happiness of pilots. In Su-24, plane give pilots occasional shock of electricity to manhood that was not serious enough for killing but was very painful. Was design feature to make men more alert. We omit shock on Su-34 and everyone much more happy. Except Dmitri, who is sexual deviant."

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Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

You know what would be a really great idea? Giving Israel B-52s and MOPs, so they can bomb Iran! - Dick Cheney, John Bolton and Joe Lieberman

Thief
Jan 28, 2011

:420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420:

This is one of the best airplane related pictures I've ever seen. Apparently taken from an A-20?

Red Crown
Oct 20, 2008

Pretend my finger's a knife.

Nebakenezzer posted:

You know what would be a really great idea? Giving Israel B-52s and MOPs, so they can bomb Iran! - Dick Cheney, John Bolton and Joe Lieberman

Let's give nuclear armed Israel strategic bombers capable of delivering nuclear weapons to Tehran without refueling.

Signed,

Your friends at LockMart, Boeing, and the American Enterprise Institute

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
An idea so terrible I'm amazed it doesn't have Paul Wolfowitz's signature on it.

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid

Nebakenezzer posted:

You know what would be a really great idea? Giving Israel B-52s and MOPs, so they can bomb Iran! - Dick Cheney, John Bolton and Joe Lieberman

None of their names are on that article. They're just on the board of the organization that the men who wrote it work for. But don't let that get in the way of your narrative.

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BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Mortabis posted:

None of their names are on that article. They're just on the board of the organization that the men who wrote it work for. But don't let that get in the way of your narrative.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/03/14/1370746/-B-52s-for-Israel-Oy-vey

Major Kong wrote on this. He mentions JINSA's traditional backers, but the only legitimate politician who's put his name to this stupid idea lately is Tom "Iran Letter" Cotton. He focuses far more on how the idea's dumb as poo poo on the grounds that B-52s wouldn't make it anywhere near Iranian airspace without escorts and jamming out the rear end.

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