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DJExile posted:That is a loving crime. I would 100% watch people doing triple flip spin things at 7AM on a saturday on BTN. Trampoline is so much more baller than water polo or golf.
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DJExile posted:That is a loving crime. I would 100% watch people doing triple flip spin things at 7AM on a saturday on BTN. I'd appreciate Big Ten trampoline in the middle of the night when I get home from things. It'd be great. I'd watch it. It could be the Big Ten's water polo. I also want a MICHIGAN: TRAMPOLINE CHAMPS '69 retro-style t-shirt.
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Iowa invented the trampoline; you're welcome, y'all.
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All of our titles are real, posers 
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MourningView posted:Iowa invented the trampoline; you're welcome, y'all. Move over Penn State, it looks like we have a new champion of child endangerment.
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Mar 17, 2015 16:43
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Someone invented the trampoline? I just figured they always existed, like chairs or doors or the wheel
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kittenmittons posted:Move over Penn State, it looks like we have a new champion of child endangerment. pansy rear end who puts a net around his trampoline spotted.
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Everyone knows that equestrian is the only sport that matters.
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MourningView posted:pansy rear end who puts a net around his trampoline spotted. Pansy rear end who was never allowed to have a trampoline would be more accurate.
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I really want to get this trampoline thing going, it'd be a natural rivalry between Michigan and Iowa. Plus, you could do both men's and women's trampoline, making it Title IX compliant.
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Speaking of sports that our school of choice wins titles in, I'm making my annual attempt to get other people to care about college wrestling. Ya'll should go check out the NCAA Wrestling Championships thread over in the punchsport pagoda so I don't get lonely in there.
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I used to go to summer camp in the Cheaha mountains of Alabama. They had nice rectangular trampolines built into the ground there. I used to love jumping on them & thought they were awesome until a camp-mate had his calf torn open on one of the springs and I got to see what calf muscles look like in real life. Yep.
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kittenmittons posted:Move over Penn State, it looks like we have a new champion of child endangerment. A rhythmic jumping noise.
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Thoguh posted:Speaking of sports that our school of choice wins titles in, I'm making my annual attempt to get other people to care about college wrestling. Ya'll should go check out the NCAA Wrestling Championships thread over in the punchsport pagoda so I don't get lonely in there. You're going to lose to the school that gave us noted boring mma fighters Tyron Woodley and Ben Askren
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C2C - 2.0 posted:I used to go to summer camp in the Cheaha mountains of Alabama. They had nice rectangular trampolines built into the ground there. I used to love jumping on them & thought they were awesome until a camp-mate had his calf torn open on one of the springs and I got to see what calf muscles look like in real life. Yep. Another example of how the Big Ten is gonna dominate the SEC in competitive trampoline/slamball.
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Groucho Marxist posted:You're going to lose to the school that gave us noted boring mma fighters Tyron Woodley and Ben Askren A distinct possibility.
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Thoguh posted:Speaking of sports that our school of choice wins titles in check your verb tense there, loser
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AsInHowe posted:Another example of how the Big Ten is gonna dominate the SEC in competitive trampoline/slamball. I miss you summer saturday morning ESPN2 slamball 
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I played trampoline dodge ball on Friday and would love to have it be a college sport.
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MourningView posted:pansy rear end who puts a net around his trampoline spotted. Watch AFV for ten minutes to find out why a trampoline puts you on the fast-track to medical bankruptcy.
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LeeMajors posted:Watch AFV for ten minutes to find out why a trampoline puts you on the fast-track to medical bankruptcy. This is the thinking of a uncoordinated coward. I will allow nets around it only if they are used to stage elaborate cage matches with your friends that eventually involve doing the Macho Man Elbow on one of them from the top.
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MourningView posted:This is the thinking of a uncoordinated coward. I love trampolines. The only time they spook me is in those SkyZone places where you can land half on a hard surface, half on the trampoline. Mostly because that guy had a gnarly open tib-fib fracture during that show about the trampoline basketball league (slamball, maybe?).
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I recently went into a Sam's Club as an adult for the first time recently and I was shocked at how cheap a trampoline isLeeMajors posted:I love trampolines. The only time they spook me is in those SkyZone places where you can land half on a hard surface, half on the trampoline. Mostly because that guy had a gnarly open tib-fib fracture during that show about the trampoline basketball league (slamball, maybe?). It is slamball which much like Icarus flew too close to the sun
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Didn't TNN (now Spike) used to show Slamball and a monster truck show back-to-back? Maybe even with roller derby and ECW? I swear they had a block of insane sports programming for a while there when they rebranded from country music.
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Pakled posted:NCAA Slamball I basically need this combined with AND1 somehow.
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Ehud posted:how we supposed to play ourselves http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=05h49R4QX9U
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If you had a trampoline and didn't let Hulkamania run wild on your friends you were doing childhood wrong. Somewhere there exists video of me and a few of my cousins elaborately wrestling on our various neighborhood trampolines.
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The scary part of trampolines wasn't falling off them, but rather it was getting your fingers snapped off in the springs if they got stuck in there, which is why someone invented the really lame elastic trampoline which only gave you like half the bounce of a good ol' fashioned one.
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KKKLIP ART posted:If you had a trampoline and didn't let Hulkamania run wild on your friends you were doing childhood wrong. Somewhere there exists video of me and a few of my cousins elaborately wrestling on our various neighborhood trampolines. We'd would just go up to the hay loft, which was probably more dangerous because one side was a 20 or 30 foot drop into a tractor or something.
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If anyone's not doing anything, the NCAA's appeal of the O'Bannon case is going on right now. You can watch it live at: http://www.ca9.uscourts.gov/media/view_video.php?pk_vid=0000007373 Or if you don't want to watch some CSPAN-level arguing, you can follow https://twitter.com/JonSolomonCBS on twitter, he's live-tweeting the bigger/more important points.
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If we're talking about National Title Winning Teams You've Never Heard Of, let me just submit to you the majesty of Baylor Equestrian. Bears on Horses, bitch.
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Denver University has 29 national championships.
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Spiritus Nox posted:If we're talking about National Title Winning Teams You've Never Heard Of, let me just submit to you the majesty of Baylor Equestrian. Bears on Horses, bitch. I'd be pretty intimidated. 
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Emron posted:All of our titles are real, posers The sports that the claimed titles fall under are real, yes.
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Jeremor posted:Everyone knows that equestrian is the only sport that matters. Beating you assholes in equestrian is like 90 percent as good as beating you at football.
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Are you saying Piggly Wiggly isn't a real thing?
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3 football players for Morgan State were stabbed in a fight at a dining hall today. Yep.
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The best part about owning a trampoline was double bouncing your friends and then giving them a little shove so that their momentum carried them off the trampoline entirely while they frantically tried to fight the laws of physics. Also covering them with dishwashing detergent and aiming a sprinkler at them while you bounce. Also also that one stupid friend that jumped off the roof onto the trampoline and ended up with broken bones.
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NippleFloss posted:Also covering them with dishwashing detergent and aiming a sprinkler at them while you bounce. Also also that one stupid friend that jumped off the roof onto the trampoline and ended up with broken bones. A family friend visiting us for the summer was doing this and fractured his pelvic bone. We all laughed at him and said quit being a baby when he was crying. Then we picked him up and moved him inside and poo poo-talked him some more. Good times.
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