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fleshy echidna
Apr 11, 2010
Guys going full twilight while she's going full retard.

:thejoke:

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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011
















Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009


Beast Pussy posted:

Am I missing something? Or is it funny because :siren:YOUR GIRLFRIEND:siren: is so zany?

I'm sorry about your eye problem...

aerion111
Nov 29, 2011

Prodigy of Curiosity.
Master of Jacks.
Apprentice of Masks.
And, when fighting the forces of darkness, always remember: "Armor of Darkness, Weapon of Light"

Kheldarn posted:


[Book Things]

Yeah, see, those are funny, sure.
But I'd be even more impressed if there was any evidence they were proper books, and not just covers, like select parts of the inside (most likely they are just covers, but whatever)

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


aerion111 posted:

Yeah, see, those are funny, sure.
But I'd be even more impressed if there was any evidence they were proper books, and not just covers, like select parts of the inside (most likely they are just covers, but whatever)
They look like obvious plants (TM) to me.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

aerion111 posted:

Yeah, see, those are funny, sure.
But I'd be even more impressed if there was any evidence they were proper books, and not just covers, like select parts of the inside (most likely they are just covers, but whatever)

I wrote them.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless






Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007


My favorite French teacher got suspended when some jerk blabbed about her hidden booze.

Speaking of school: an actual biology textbook.

BusterBlintz
May 30, 2012

by Ralp

Beast Pussy posted:

Am I missing something? Or is it funny because :siren:YOUR GIRLFRIEND:siren: is so zany?

fleshy echidna posted:

Guys going full twilight while she's going full retard.

:thejoke:

That's it, that's all there is.... sorry?

RFC2324 posted:

I figured she got hosed too hard.

cockeyed

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

These read like something out of a George Carlin bit, and I love them for it. Thank you for posting these.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

I have never wanted to see something more in my entire life.

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme

Beast Pussy posted:

Am I missing something? Or is it funny because :siren:YOUR GIRLFRIEND:siren: is so zany?

I thought it was funny, maybe it's the combination of the black and white and that most people try to post pictures of themselves as a couple looking all perfect

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Just Offscreen posted:

I have never wanted to see something more in my entire life.

that sign is an art piece by Christina Davis and Jen Bevin.

Probably inspired by this, though.



quote:

In 1731, the Bey of Algiers presented King Frederick I of Sweden with a lion. It was one of the first lions in Scandinavia.[2] When alive, the lion was kept in a cage near Junibacken. When the lion died, it was stuffed and mounted, but the taxidermist and the museum-keepers would have been unfamiliar with the appearance of live lions.[3] However, from the side, the setting does resemble a heraldic lion rather than a "real" lion.[4]

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Just Offscreen posted:

I have never wanted to see something more in my entire life.

I think it was supposed to be one of those terrible taxidermied animals.

Edit: beaten, so here is another one:

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
You can definitely tell the taxidermist grabbed something with a heraldic lion and used it as a reference.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



The MSJ posted:

I think it was supposed to be one of those terrible taxidermied animals.

Edit: beaten, so here is another one:


I've never wanted to own something more in my life.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Just curious. but was the answer to this? I doubt most teachers have a fuinicular.


EDIT - turns out it's fake question.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk6m4eDp9Ck

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Empirebeforethefall.jpg

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

veedubfreak posted:

Don't they almost all have a weight limit of like 300 pounds?

I know the ones we had were like 250lbs. We had to ask every guest who wanted to take one out if they were over 250lbs, if they said no we had to make them sign a waiver saying that acknowledge that they would be held responsible for any damages done to the scooter by lying about their weight.

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

How Wal-Mart stays in business

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



I wonder how long he stayed like that. Like did he do anything, or just sat like that screaming for help.

Moon Potato
May 12, 2003

Oh good. I was just thinking the other day that I hadn't seen any new poo poo taxidermy in a while. I'll take this as an excuse to poke around GIS for some.




Beast Pussy
Nov 30, 2006

You are dark inside

I don't know what humor is, please carry on.

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

bobjr posted:



I wonder how long he stayed like that. Like did he do anything, or just sat like that screaming for help.
I'm just imagining his face sloooowly sliding down the side of the shelves until he's completely on the floor.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

bobjr posted:



I wonder how long he stayed like that. Like did he do anything, or just sat like that screaming for help.

I like how, instead of trying to get up, or regain whatever shred of dignity he may have left, dude is still reaching for another carton of sweet nourishing fructose-syrup.

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

:mrgw:

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Tuxedo Ted posted:

My favorite French teacher got suspended when some jerk blabbed about her hidden booze.

Huh, my first thought on reading that was also about a female French teacher I had. I wonder if it's something about the language.

It's probably the kids.

Fair Hallion
Jul 25, 2007

:toot: :toot: :toot: :toot:

life can be tough as a centaur, here's a song about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q__URN52OWQ

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

bobjr posted:



I wonder how long he stayed like that. Like did he do anything, or just sat like that screaming for help.

Luckily somebody was close at hand to offer immediate assistance take photos for the internet.

repeating
Nov 14, 2005
fat-and-on-a-scooter is a disability.

KERNOD WEL
Oct 10, 2012


:smith:

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Those are just plastic sticker googly eyes. Amazing.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Centripetal Horse posted:

Huh, my first thought on reading that was also about a female French teacher I had. I wonder if it's something about the language.

It's probably the kids.

Or maybe Mme. Pitman was just prolific.

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Gorilla Salad posted:

Just curious. but was the answer to this? I doubt most teachers have a fuinicular.


EDIT - turns out it's fake question.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk6m4eDp9Ck

"Flag" is the first thing I thought of, but that might be :patriot: specific

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


So the leprechaun costume from that one Fashion SWAT has showed up in Japan.



VICE: Photos of St. Patrick's Day in Tokyo

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Oh Hell No posted:

So the leprechaun costume from that one Fashion SWAT has showed up in Japan.



VICE: Photos of St. Patrick's Day in Tokyo

新しい死へようこそ.

But yeah, of course Japan latched onto that loving thing.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Meaning St. Patrick's Day of course.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Oh Hell No posted:

So the leprechaun costume from that one Fashion SWAT has showed up in Japan.



VICE: Photos of St. Patrick's Day in Tokyo

It's not just Tokyo.


Taken in Pittsburgh, PA

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Centripetal Horse posted:

Huh, my first thought on reading that was also about a female French teacher I had. I wonder if it's something about the language.

It's probably the kids.

Do you remember those days where your teachers decided that it was the day to watch a movie, but didn't tell you in advance?

Its because they were still drunk from the night before.

I come from a family of teachers, I have never met anyone else outside of IT who drinks as much, and for a single night, I have never seen anyone outside of a frat drink so much.

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