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Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
I would rather someone voted for the Democrats than any of the majors. If it split the conservative vote that would be a bonus too. Australians have notoriously short memories and a deep commitment to nostalgia so forgetting/forgiving the GST and still applauding 'keeping the bastards honest' isn't entirely inconsistent.

Apropo of Q&A on Monday (And I'm no sort of an economist what-so-ever)

Cartoon posted:

I'm not sure I could dumb down economics enough to have a meaningful conversation with Hockey.

There has to come a point where all the dumb becomes unignorable even for rusted on conservatives. So far this last week or so:

We've got The C Pyne flying (into the mountain) circus of the Higher Education reform bill.
NTATA*'s St Patrick's Day smack down from the Irish PM no less.
The Hockey 'Ekomnogix is my middle name' super for housing faux pas.

And just today:

Julie Bishop - http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/breakfast/julie-bishop-on-islamic-extremism/6327980

First she claims that Australia will be involved for a generation then denies that this means a military involvement even as we deploy troops :psyduck: then

quote:

I would discourage anybody from going overseas and taking part in this conflict. They are putting their own lives at risk and are only adding to the suffering and the misery of the people of Syria and Iraq. That's why our defence personell are training and assisting the Iraqi army so the Iraqi government can have control of its own country and this is a soveriegn country that is under attack by ISIL.
The total lack of awareness of the inherent contradiction is breath taking.

The numbers here are so small. For our leaders to be claiming it is an existential threat is bizarre. How many Australians were involved in the IRA and UDF? I'd bet it is/was way more. Why wasn't this an existential threat?

Then the "OH MY GOD THEY"LL KIDNAP US!!" tax law exemptions.. Nobody can take this seriously and yet LNP mouth piece after mouth piece is stepping up to spruik it.

Meanwhile in NSW it's pretty apparent that Rupes is worried Labor might get up.

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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



markgreyam posted:

link removed due to national security concerns


CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nice to see they're letting someone's grandma come up with attack puns

markgreyam
Mar 10, 2008

Talk to the mittens.

*digitally altered image



JIHADIS FILL ATHEIST VOID



something something catholic void filled by something something

Graic Gabtar
Dec 19, 2014

squat my posts

Anidav posted:

I wouldn't mind the Dems resurging. Anti GST this time, I hope.
Democrats. Proof that as soon as a micro-party starts making decisions people turn on you in a heart beat.

thatfatkid
Feb 20, 2011

by Azathoth

katlington posted:

"If yall youse knew how rich the big end of town was yall youse would start choppin necks, im just sayin" -josh "skidmark" fryndenburg

Come on mate learn to speak proper strayan.

Graic Gabtar
Dec 19, 2014

squat my posts
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-18/car-explodes-after-lightning-strike-in-canberra/6328422

quote:

Car hit by lightning above gas leak explodes in Canberra

Don't get excited though. Doesn't look like a BMW.

thatfatkid
Feb 20, 2011

by Azathoth

Graic Gabtar posted:

Democrats. Proof that as soon as a micro-party starts making decisions people turn on you in a heart beat.

1. They weren't a "micro-party" they held the balance of power in the Senate.
2. They were rejected because they went against their main selling point of "keeping the bastards honest".

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die



I don't get it.

1. "Bans Uranium Mining" - a good thing.

2. "Pledges more Wind Farms" - a good thing that also creates jobs.

3. "Calls Koala Summit" - protecting native species is a bad thing now?

:psyduck:

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

An ALP leader could save children from a burning orphanage and they'd get front-page coverage in the Murdoch press trying to tell you how bad they are.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ALP LEAVES ORPHANS OUT IN THE COLD

kingcom
Jun 23, 2012

ALP KIDNAPPING YOUR CHILD'S FUTURE.

markgreyam
Mar 10, 2008

Talk to the mittens.

Endman posted:

I don't get it.

It's a corporate stooge thing, you wouldn't understand.

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008
Perhaps if making public knowledge of wealth disparity is feared to inspire widespread kidnapping of executives, the problem is not in fact with the reporting but the wealth disparity.

:shrug:

Nibbles!
Jun 26, 2008

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

make australia great again as well please

thatfatkid posted:

1. They weren't a "micro-party" they held the balance of power in the Senate.
2. They were rejected because they went against their main selling point of "keeping the bastards honest".

It was the GST that did them in, both internally and externally. They were the only other major party warm to it, and campaigned on "no GST in food", which many people probably took as "no GST". The party split when they supported it an the public blamed the for it.

Although remember how the GST was going to eliminate stamp duty? Good times.

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Gough Suppressant posted:

Perhaps if making public knowledge of wealth disparity is feared to inspire widespread kidnapping of executives, the problem is not in fact with the reporting but the wealth disparity.

:shrug:

Come on muyb, that just makes WAY too much sense. How can you run with that as a narrative?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Wait, are you saying that Gina Rhinehart is RICH?

V for Vegas
Sep 1, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER
code:
Rank	Name	                Net Worth Age Origin of Wealth
	#1	Gina Rinehart	$11.7 B	61	mining
	#2	Harry Triguboff	$5.6 B	82	property
	#3	Frank Lowy	$5 B	84	shopping malls
	#4	James Packer	$4.7 B	47	casinos
	#5	Ivan Glasenberg	$4.4 B	58	mining
	#6	John Gandel	$3.6 B	80	shopping malls
	#7	Anthony Pratt	$3.5 B	54	manufacturing
	#8	Kerr Neilson	$3 B	65	investment
	#9	Lindsay Fox	$2.9 B	77	transport
	#10	Andrew Forrest	$2.1 B	53	mining
	#11	David Hains	$2.1 B	84	finance
	#12	Fiona Geminder	$2.1 B	50	packaging
	#13	Heloise Waislitz	$2 B	52	packaging
	#14	Leslie Wilson	$2 B	73	retail
	#15	Michael Hintze	$1.9 B	61	investment
	#16	Stanley Perron	$1.6 B	92	property, retail
	#17	David Teoh	$1.6 B	58	telecommunications
	#18	Gerry Harvey	$1.3 B	75	retail
	#19	Maurice Alter	$1.2 B	89	real estate
	#19	Robert Ell	$1.2 B	70	property
	#21	Lang Walker	$1.2 B	69	property
	#22	Alan Rydge	$1.2 B	62	entertainment
	#23	Kerry Stokes	$1.2 B	74	media, mining
	#24	Len Ainsworth	$1.2 B	91	betting machines
	#25	Mike Cannon-Brookes	$1.1 B	35	business software
	#25	Scott Farquhar	$1.1 B	35	software
	#27	John Van Lieshout	$1 B	69	real estate
	#28	Paul Salteri	$1 B	67	industrial services
	#29	Jack Cowin	$1 B	72	fast food
	#30	Solomon Lew	$980 M	69	retail
	#31	Angela Bennett	$970 M	70	mining
	#32	Raymond Barro	$960 M	53	construction
	#33	Morry Fraid	$950 M	63	retail
	#34	Robert Oatley	$910 M	86	wine
	#35	Robert Ingham	$900 M	83	agribusiness
	#36	John Kahlbetzer	$830 M	84	agribusiness
	#37	Paul Little	$820 M	67	logistics, property
	#38	Brett Blundy	$770 M	55	retail
	#39	Tony Perich	$750 M	74	agriculture
	#40	Maha Sinnathamby	$740 M	75	real estate
	#41	Bruce Gordon	$720 M	86	media
	#42	Sam Tarascio	$710 M	70	real estate
	#43	Greg Poche	$680 M	73	logistics
	#44	Ralph Sarich	$660 M	76	real estate
	#45	Richard Smith	$650 M	74	food distribution
	#46	Con Makris	$640 M	68	real estate
	#47	Chris Morris	$630 M	67	software, hospitality
	#48	Bruce Mathieson	$610 M	71	hotels
	#49	Graham Turner	$575 M	65	travel industry
	#50	Geoff Harris	$550 M	63	travel industry

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm Greg Poche

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Lotta tall poppy syndrome going on in here smh

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

behead all tall poppies

Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip

SynthOrange posted:

Wait, are you saying that Gina Rhinehart is RICH?

wow, I've got some kidnapping to do

markgreyam
Mar 10, 2008

Talk to the mittens.
you're going to need a bigger boat

V for Vegas posted:

[code]
Rank Name Net Worth Age Origin of Wealth


Hmm I pressed X on my controller to find myself in the leaderboard and a message came up "Int64 overflow error" any ideas???

markgreyam fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Mar 18, 2015

Pickled Tink
Apr 28, 2012

Have you heard about First Dog? It's a very good comic I just love.

Also, wear your bike helmets kids. I copped several blows to the head but my helmet left me totally unscathed.



Finally you should check out First Dog as it's a good comic I like it very much.
Fun Shoe
Ultra-rich people are utterly insufferable, what with demanding special treatment, Thatcherism, $2 wages for workers, removal of penalty rates, higher taxes on poors, and shitloads of welfare and tax concessions. Anyone who kidnaps one as matters stand would require the patience of a saint and professional trauma counselling to keep from killing them in under 24 hours. Frankly, they should welcome anything that entices people to trade them back alive for money.

Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip
as a criminal poor the only thing holding back my base urges to kidnap and eat the rich is not knowing how many millions of dollars I could extort

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005

V for Vegas posted:

[code]
Rank Name Net Worth Age Origin of Wealth

Disappointed that "mummy/daddy" is not an origin category.

Murodese
Mar 6, 2007

Think you've got what it takes?
We're looking for fine Men & Women to help Protect the Australian Way of Life.

Become part of the Legend. Defence Jobs.

katlington posted:

Lotta tall poppy syndrome going on in here smh

Some of it's justified, ie. Andrew Forrest of FMG, worth $2.1b yet his company has never paid a cent of corporate tax

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

Makes you wonder why he's so concerned about welfare reform if he's not paying for it anyway.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Helping the poors get rich like he did; nothing but hard work and gumption.

Murodese
Mar 6, 2007

Think you've got what it takes?
We're looking for fine Men & Women to help Protect the Australian Way of Life.

Become part of the Legend. Defence Jobs.
Yeah, I dunno. He's in a position to do so, I guess.

He has a pretty good PR team, every 5 years or so he'll toss $10m to a university or something for engineering scholarships. Has a horrible reputation in industry though, he's known for continually bankrupting smaller contractors by refusing to pay them.

markgreyam
Mar 10, 2008

Talk to the mittens.
A good old-fashioned kidnapping should set him straight

Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip
Dude on the train with iron crosses and 88 tattooed on his hand.

The shire line is a true hell

wow he has 14 on the other one jesus

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Seagull posted:

Dude on the train with iron crosses and 88 tattooed on his hand.

The shire line is a true hell

wow he has 14 on the other one jesus

Hope you remind him to kill him are self.

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


Gough Suppressant posted:

Perhaps if making public knowledge of wealth disparity is feared to inspire widespread kidnapping of executives, the problem is not in fact with the reporting but the wealth disparity.

:shrug:

Why would you fix longstanding issues of social inequality when you can just shoot the messenger and claim the unruly plebs were threatening to eat you?

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Gough Suppressant posted:

1)It is in the minds of most people the single most defining act of the Australian Democrats. You can't try to resurrect the name of a party and trade on don chipp's catchphrases for some easy notoriety without also being linked to that.

The same 'most people' that many in this thread have painted as abysmally stupid, terribly ill-informed, or both. The same 'most people' who voted 'for Abbott', thus creating the mess we have now. The same 'most people' who forgot all about WorkChoices because they were distracted by the slow implosion of the federal ALP. Based on that, do you think 'most people' really remember or care about ONE loving SENATOR brown-nosing up to Howard 20 years ago? Sure, marginally smarter folk like yourself can point at us and loudly bray "I REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID LAST CYCLE" because you're so completely secure in the knowledge that our one fuckup somehow disqualifies all future AD members and senators from ever doing anything useful again.

quote:

Nope, the party claimed it had well above the threshold for registration, the AEC reckoned you were lying and what do you know, turns out you were.

Citation needed.

quote:

If you are claiming this incarnation to be a fresh face and has no institutional memory of those things then it sure as gently caress has no connection to any of the far more distant virtues you're laying claim to.

I never said that. It's the same party, but with fresh faces making fresh policies. If you want a Dems MP or Senator to wind back Howard's GST, there's no reason why we wouldn't at least consider it.

thatfatkid posted:

ScreamingLlama please address this i'm genuinely interested, as right now when i think of the Dems i picture a socially-liberal Liberal party and the GST.

Hard for me to say, given that I've never protest voted. If you're going to vote, vote mindfully instead of just giving Joe Candidate the political equivalent of a pity gently caress. If you're determined to hate the Demmies because of something that happened when I was ten, not much I can do about it.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Murodese posted:

Some of it's justified, ie. Andrew Forrest of FMG, worth $2.1b yet his company has never paid a cent of corporate tax

How does this even happen? forget all the obvious 'loop hole' poo poo, like how do you have that much money, that you have that much is also public information, yet the tax dept is just like 'welp!' and nothing happens?

FFS I get told to repay the $400 I 'over claimed' yet this guys tax payments could probably build a loving space ship and they just dont even loving try.

thatfatkid
Feb 20, 2011

by Azathoth
So you're advocating for a party but refuse to detail why anyone should vote for them other than "WE'RE BACK!!1!", k gotcha.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Murodese posted:

Some of it's justified, ie. Andrew Forrest of FMG, worth $2.1b yet his company has never paid a cent of corporate tax

All of it's justified. Eat the rich.

Les Affaires
Nov 15, 2004

I think there's a couple of provisions in Australian tax law that would reduce their initial tax burden while they were getting the project underway.

The other thing is that as far as i remember FMG was significantly debt driven, whereas a lot of other mining companies were more heavily driven by equity. Debt is tax deductible, so even if they made substantial billions in revenue, if it all went out the door as costs then yeah they could quite possibly never have to pay tax on it.

The question about who owns the debt and whether they pay tax on the interest they receive is another question entirely. Twiggy might be worth billions on paper, but his income from FMG might not be that much.

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Kegslayer
Jul 23, 2007

Laserface posted:

How does this even happen? forget all the obvious 'loop hole' poo poo, like how do you have that much money, that you have that much is also public information, yet the tax dept is just like 'welp!' and nothing happens?

FFS I get told to repay the $400 I 'over claimed' yet this guys tax payments could probably build a loving space ship and they just dont even loving try.

Its because the cost of compliance and taking him to court is probably higher than what they can recoup assuming they win at all. They have a limited budget and so they go for the easy wins.

Its the same for most regulatory agencies. At the bank where I'm working at now, APRA just calls us in advance to tell us that they're going to be coming down at this date to look at this particular item and to make sure we have everything ready.

Going after the big end of town means saying goodbye to those sweet sweet consulting gigs and directorships when you leave public service.

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