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Too bad being a horrible person and committing sex crimes isn't a college sport... All-time champ Penn State frat Kappa Delta Rho posts photos of nude, sleeping/passed-out/incapacitated women to a facebook page. http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/17/us/penn-state-frat-suspension/index.html
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Scarf posted:Too bad being a horrible person and committing sex crimes isn't a college sport... All-time champ Penn State frat Kappa Delta Rho posts photos of nude, sleeping/passed-out/incapacitated women to a facebook page. what does this have to do with football
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Mar 18, 2015 02:48
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I want to flick the ear of the guy quoted in that article for being so outraged that one unrelated incident didn't stop another unrelated incident from happening.
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Mar 18, 2015 02:48
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Take away Franklin's wins.
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Mar 18, 2015 02:50
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Trampoline derail has led to a lot of funny posts.
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Mar 18, 2015 02:58
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Trampoline derail is at least fun. Completely unrelated sexual assault derail leads to either The Worst Discussion or just a bunch of people going "ayup, rape sure is bad" and patting themselves on the back for it. There is literally no good reason for it, other than to be smug about calling something everyone agrees is bad bad or using it in a gross rear end way to score some sort of weird football rivalry points (hi, AsInHowe). So take that poo poo to GBS or D&D or ADTRW or literally anywhere that is not a thread I read and have to moderate.
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Mar 18, 2015 03:14
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Seriously I thought, like, Ancient Rome invented trampolines
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Mar 18, 2015 03:52
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I broke my ankle on a trampoline when I was 10 ...I jumped off the roof onto the trampoline.
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Mar 18, 2015 04:07
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let's get some Varsity Aggro Crag, it'd be the far-and-away best championship trophy
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Alabama hires Charlie Weis http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2015/03/alabama_adds_football_staff_me.html pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Mar 18, 2015 |
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Mar 18, 2015 04:38
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Alouicious posted:let's get some Varsity Aggro Crag, it'd be the far-and-away best championship trophy It would have to be 500 feet tall and blast actual metal shards instead of glitter. The piece of the Crag contains a radioactive source. Look, if we're barreling towards a dystopia nightmare society, we might as well get the appropriate type of sports like Running Man, Rollerball, that baseball-football-roller derby from that one music video, and the Transcontinental Road Race. Sash! fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Mar 18, 2015 |
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Mar 18, 2015 05:33
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pillsburysoldier posted:Alabama hires Charlie Weis 
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rebel1608 posted:Yeah that clip made me laugh uncontrollably the best part is that he gave that speech after tech won the game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZaOFTp5_C8
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Mar 18, 2015 08:27
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wheez the roux posted:the best part is that he gave that speech after tech won the game Also he mentions the Texas A&M game in that clip, and it was after that game that he talked about fat little girlfriends https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4veYug5pFo Basically Mike Leach owns
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Mar 18, 2015 08:42
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Trambopoline https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oKC_ICe6pk
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Mar 18, 2015 12:00
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I actually enrolled in one of those blow-off classes in college. Taught by like a semi-retired 70 year old man who told lots of good stories and all, and not holding anything against him because he was legitimately awesome, but it was 50/50 whether i actually went to class or slept in a beanbag in the library and I still got an A. Final was "open-everything" and to this day it's the reason that Tyler Wilson knows I exist and owes me a favor.
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Mar 18, 2015 12:57
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wait, why the hell was Tyler Wilson enrolled in an African American Studies class
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Mar 18, 2015 12:58
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CraigK posted:wait, why the hell was Tyler Wilson enrolled in an African American Studies class Why would anyone have to ask this question? Do you think that African American studies are only important to African Americans?
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CraigK posted:wait, why the hell was Tyler Wilson enrolled in an African American Studies class Because it was an easy A, guy. It's your story, how did you not realize this?
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Mar 18, 2015 14:26
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Oh, right Like i said, I learned a lot from it, but yeah, I still only showed up like 70% of the classes and got an A
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Mar 18, 2015 14:31
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Yeah African American Studies courses are usually easy regardless because they're trying to attract more students (and because the athletic department can't strong-arm the physics department into making their classes easier). Any Bama fans remember all the speculation that Blake Sims wasn't smart enough to really run the offense without help (it was actually Lane changing the plays from the sideline after the defense got set up)? Cuz Saban just came out and said that they're dumbing it down for Coker and the other 6 foot 5 white guys.
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Mar 18, 2015 14:40
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Disregard.
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Mar 18, 2015 15:12
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CraigK posted:I actually enrolled in one of those blow-off classes in college. Taught by like a semi-retired 70 year old man who told lots of good stories and all, and not holding anything against him because he was legitimately awesome, but it was 50/50 whether i actually went to class or slept in a beanbag in the library and I still got an A. Final was "open-everything" and to this day it's the reason that Tyler Wilson knows I exist and owes me a favor. Did you give him the scantron? e: Wait that was Mallett, nevermind.
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Mar 18, 2015 15:23
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computer parts posted:The sports that the claimed titles fall under are real, yes. I will not stand for you sullying the good name of The Football Almanac national title.
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Mar 18, 2015 15:31
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Daryl Gtoss is out at Syracuse AD following the NCAA hammer dropping on them. 
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One of my old co-workers hates Justin Tucker. She had a class with him and after football season was over and he knew he was going to the draft, he came into the final, turned in a blank paper a few minutes after it started along with a pile of cash and told the teacher and everyone in the room to be cool and split it up. They did and she hated him for being such a dick.
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Mar 18, 2015 15:34
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Neil Armbong posted:One of my old co-workers hates Justin Tucker. She had a class with him and after football season was over and he knew he was going to the draft, he came into the final, turned in a blank paper a few minutes after it started along with a pile of cash and told the teacher and everyone in the room to be cool and split it up. They did and she hated him for being such a dick. She clearly doesn't know how to be cool
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Neil Armbong posted:One of my old co-workers hates Justin Tucker. She had a class with him and after football season was over and he knew he was going to the draft, he came into the final, turned in a blank paper a few minutes after it started along with a pile of cash and told the teacher and everyone in the room to be cool and split it up. They did and she hated him for being such a dick. That's actually kind of baller. Especially because you are getting the cash some bagman gave out. As long as its not like some exams in college where once someone leaves no one else can start the exam, meaning if a guy is a minute or two late they fail.
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As loath as I am to move us away from trampoline chat, UGA had their first spring practice yesterday and here is the general impression: Offense: Keith Marshall dropped a few pounds and everyone seems to think he looks to be in great shape. That would be pretty great, I feel bad that he just couldn't really get it together since his knee exploded at Neyland stadium. Quarterback situation is unchanged, Ramsey, Park, and Bauta are (allegedly) all good in their own rights. They shifted a few guys into the center position to replace Andrews, Houston and Long seemed to be taking most of the first team reps but a lot of people think that Isaiah Wynn will probably take the spot because he is pretty great and would have a long time in the position if he took it now in his freshman season. Justin Scott-Wesley also appeared to be pretty much back in form, dropped a few pounds and actually able to run around since his knee injury. He and Malcom Mitchell could have pretty huge years, but maybe not too huge with a first year starter QB. Defense: The biggest area of strength is probably at OLB based off of our practice report. We return Jordan Jenkins and Lorenzo Carter who are pretty great athletes and can make plays, but the word is that the whole group is hyped up. It seems that the big focus is speed this year, can't complain with that. The ILB situation is a bit more interesting, we have a UAB transfer, Jake Ganus, who lots of people seem to be super keen on. I hope we can slot him and he pays off in big ways, considering the shitstorm that was the UAB shuttering. So yeah lets talk spring practice so we can argue about who our world-beaters are since it is essentially meaningless.
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Spurrier said our quarterbacks were doing good, Connor Mitch was throwing it around well. Said our WR's dropped a few but were coming along. Defensive staff says they're all working well together and focusing on creating a pass rush. My translation: Connor Mitch will be benched by the second game after throwing 5 interceptions. Receivers are going to be useless. The coaches all hate each other and resentment will permeate the entire team. Losing season ahead.
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Sab0921 posted:I broke my ankle on a trampoline when I was 10 We had a giant innertube that came off a tractor tire and I'm amazed I didn't end up with anything worse than stitches from that thing. All the bouncing of a trampoline but with the added fun of it being apt to randomly become unstable and flip over at any time. Thoguh fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Mar 18, 2015 |
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We tried to make a raft out of one of those tractor tubes and a tarp, but it immediately sank in the pond and we got in trouble for losing the tube. Being a kid in the country was fun.
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Tennessee announced a Home and Home with Pitt for 2021-22. I can't believe we're that close to the 2020's e: I'll be 40 when that happens 
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Mar 18, 2015 18:05
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MindlessHavok posted:Tennessee announced a Home and Home with Pitt for 2021-22. I can't believe we're that close to the 2020's I considered suicide much more pre-40 than I have post-40. It ain't bad at all.
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Notre Dame has hired Jeff Quinn as an "offensive analyst". He's the former Buffalo head coach and was with Brian Kelly back at Cincinnati and Central Mich.
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Sash! posted:It would have to be 500 feet tall and blast actual metal shards instead of glitter. In the future only the privileged few will have access to the thorium that powers our society and in order to earn the right they must prove their merit through feats of daring, climbing, and sweet dunks on trampolines. Raku posted:Yeah African American Studies courses are usually easy regardless because they're trying to attract more students (and because the athletic department can't strong-arm the physics department into making their classes easier). I think I remember that Lane Kiffin runs a really complex offense. Or maybe that's Schotty the lesser.
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Declan MacManus posted:In the future only the privileged few will have access to the thorium that powers our society and in order to earn the right they must prove their merit through feats of daring, climbing, and sweet dunks on trampolines. As a Rams fan I can say that it was definitely not Brian Schottenheimer.
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Declan MacManus posted:In the future only the privileged few will have access to the thorium that powers our society and in order to earn the right they must prove their merit through feats of daring, climbing, and sweet dunks on trampolines. He does, but a big part of it is rather than setting up a play real quick and running it before the defense adjusts, he waits for the defense to adjust, then changes the play to counter it. Basically the offense was getting set much faster than they were last year, the problem was getting adjusted after the second play call. We got much better at it after the Arkansas game, but there were serious problems before that--especially in hostile environments, without headsets like the NFL has. Ole Miss and Arkansas were the absolute worst because our only experienced center (who normally coordinates the line) went down, so Blake was frantically trying to set up the whole offense twice before each snap. Thankfully the backup center improved quickly and Blake obviously got the hang of it, but simplifying the process is definitely something I'm glad Kiffin is focused on.
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Declan MacManus posted:I think I remember that Lane Kiffin runs a really complex offense. Or maybe that's Schotty the lesser. Schotty definitely does, as noted Kiffin has scaled his way back out of necessity as he's started pushing the tempo more.
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