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Admits to waxing her beard and liking sex. I'm gonna guess there's some wild colored hair too. And an extra 75 lbs.
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C.P.A.N. posted:Admits to waxing her beard and liking sex. Actually she is pretty hot for being in her mid-40's. Her profile indicated she was good to go for casual sex as well, which is how I found it. Anton Chigurh fucked around with this message at 09:44 on Mar 18, 2015 |
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after loving a bunch of ignorant and try hard 20 somethings and 19 year old sometimes an older lady who isn't afraid to grab your cock and give you an OTPHJ can be v. refreshing
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 09:44 |
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no one wins with a hand job though
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 10:10 |
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quote:My self-summary This is every drat girl in Melbourne. Like, its a dating site. I kind of expect you not to be trans as default and I don't see what abortion has to do with anything. i don't even know.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 10:43 |
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SaltLick posted:no one wins with a hand job though only your penor
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 11:06 |
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Anton Chigurh posted:Actually she is pretty hot for being in her mid-40's. Oh you left out the mid-40s part. Wet it up.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 11:07 |
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toggle posted:only your penor You missed the OTP part. Literally the worst sex act.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 11:11 |
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a sad handy is quite the experience though
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 11:16 |
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Facebook, OKCuties, and Tumblr have advanced white people society so much we now have long introductory sentences to establish how white and 20 something and normal we are. We have to start talking about ourselves before we even bother introducing one another. I am so loving bombastic and magnanimous as a person that my frame can barely contain all of the uniqueness and labels I require to feel validated. I have to start telling you boring bullshit about me before you can even learn my stupid name you wont remember.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 11:27 |
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Fonzarelli posted:This is every drat girl in Melbourne. Like, its a dating site. I kind of expect you not to be trans as default and I don't see what abortion has to do with anything. i don't even know. lmao if u think abortion isnt relevant to okcupid. just lmao
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unassertive boy 99 posted:Women would be dtf a lot more, way more often, if it wasn't for sexism. All dudes seem to enjoy if they got to get their gently caress on more. So it is just logical to be a feminist dude even for the worst gross selfish reasons -- but most dudes are atrocious levels of dumb and unfathomable degrees of petty that the situation is they cockblock themselves, way2go dumbos Yip yip. Turns out having a perspective that's all like ”Hell yea, get it on with whoever you like!!" helps to cultivate an attitude where more people are getting it on. Also here is a pro-tip, male goons - women gently caress dudes they think are awesome AS WELL as dudes they think are hot. If you are a little ugly and/or overweight, you still have a great shot at dating cute girls so long as you are confident and kinda charming in a way she likes. Like, they can meet you and at first be like "well he's not super hot..." but by the end of the date she is like "oh wow this guy does awesome stuff, I'd totally hook up with him!" Tho there probably isn't a lot of overlap with people who make fun of ugly people on OKC and semi-schlubby goons who are awesome enough to date good looking girls just by being rad people.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 14:47 |
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gently caress everything while drag racing to the grave imo
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 15:34 |
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toggle posted:a sad handy is quite the experience though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=betkymYDzfg
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 15:52 |
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The most private thing I’m willing to admit I'm a virgin, yes, I am a 24 year old virgin. But I'm not going to lose my virginity to just anyone, I have to be in love with the person.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 20:32 |
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I didn't know a white whale could have its own moby dick
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 21:29 |
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that fat bitch is too busy fingering herself with pocky to give love a chance
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 22:08 |
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caberham posted:I forgot the user name, but the keyword is "LIBERTY" - RON PAUL
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 23:46 |
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50-year-old woman, pretty hot for her age, big boobs, looking for guys 33-48.quote:You should message me if She just wants guys who are attractive, handsome AND good-looking. I had to shrink away from her profile like a wounded puppy with my tail between my legs.
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 00:57 |
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Doctor Schnabel posted:dont post pics of my ogre shaman Don't you mean orc
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 01:50 |
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Wootman posted:Don't you mean orc Ogres are fatter than orcs .
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 02:07 |
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Tumble posted:Tho there probably isn't a lot of overlap with people who make fun of ugly people on OKC and semi-schlubby goons who are awesome enough to date good looking girls just by being rad people.
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# ? Mar 19, 2015 02:38 |
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Somewhere in this thread, someone mentioned using tineye to check out pictures. I never did it before, but all of the sudden I started feeling sketchy about meeting someone tonight. It was a stock image. I did not really know what to write in the message so I put XXXX, Is that picture with the car you? I just saw this [links to 2 stock image sites] and I am sure you can understand I feel misled. We were going to meet in 45 minutes. I can't wait to see what happens. I've met a few girls off internet dating sites and never once have had a problem. I just had a 6th sense kick in I guess. It was probably some dude. My friend told me he went out once and it was a dude instead of a girl. The guy was like "umm, well I can blow you and I won't tell anyone" but my friend ran out like the bar was going to blow up in 5 seconds. I probably should have started using tineye after this hah I think this happens often because I think I read here about it too I guess consider this a warning post. If anything seems odd, investigate immediately. (PS I almost went anyway to get a story but this is a bar friends of mine go to all the time and I could just imagine walking in "Sally" is a dude who runs up to me right away, and like 3 of my buddies happen to be there......poo poo that would have been hilarious, bad move by me to cancel) Ribsauce fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Mar 20, 2015 |
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Now Sally is going to regret taking that modeling gig for those two stock photo sites.
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 22:22 |
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GIS is much better than tineye
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 22:23 |
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drat on GIS it has a lot more results. Most of the websites are in chinese with the stock photo. The picture is like a distance action picture, the close up of her face has no results. What would you guys have done? Send a message? No show? Gone to see what happened? I almost wish I went now. With more advance notice I would have sent a friend or two in advance to see what was going on in exchange for a beer. "Sally" has not responded.
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 22:32 |
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Oh, man, just treat it like an episode of The Americans. Send 2 dudes there in advance, to just hang out and keep an eye open behind a newspaper, and one person in a van across the street with a camera. Also, everyone wear wigs and fake mustaches.
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 22:42 |
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Report the posts and just put GIS as the reason and the mods will get rid of them
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 22:42 |
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My way is more fun.
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 22:47 |
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Afraid of your friends for an okcupid cat fishing? Come on man don't be such a pussy that poo poo is hilarious
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 23:06 |
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poo poo, I already told two people about it. I didn't want to get busted in real time. If I walked in the bar and some dude ran up to me and said he was Jen and a friend saw I'd still be getting killed for it in the retirement home anyway Sally said the first picture was fake the second was real and gave me her number. I called and it sounded like a girl, but an old one so I was like "you know what, you sent me a fake picture, I don't want to be rude, but I'm gonna have to bail. Good luck" Ribsauce fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Mar 20, 2015 |
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Ribsauce posted:drat on GIS it has a lot more results. Most of the websites are in chinese with the stock photo. The picture is like a distance action picture, the close up of her face has no results. Nothing wrong with getting your dick sucked
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 23:11 |
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Ribsauce posted:poo poo, I already told two people about it. I didn't want to get busted in real time. If I walked in the bar and some dude ran up to me and said he was Jen and a friend saw I'd still be getting killed for it in the retirement home lame
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# ? Mar 20, 2015 23:27 |
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So imagine your typical little old lady. Remove the old, and the....no, wait, you can probably hang on to the "little." I enjoy quiet activities such as reading, working jigsaw puzzles, and owning multiple cats. My most unusual talent is napping, any time, any place. In a box, with a fox, etc and so on. Seriously, though, I have narcolepsy, so I sometimes find myself lacking energy for going out in the evening. I'm a bit of a homebody because of this, so if you think staying in and snuggling with a movie on sounds better than going out, that's awesome. I will even play video games with you. I'm a huge fan of fantasy novels, jrpgs and sci-fi shows/films. I seriously have a collection of Star Wars shirts. I do enjoy going out during the day/early evening if I'm not working. I love parks, museams, botanical gardens, and exploring new areas in general.
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Ribsauce posted:poo poo, I already told two people about it. I didn't want to get busted in real time. If I walked in the bar and some dude ran up to me and said he was Jen and a friend saw I'd still be getting killed for it in the retirement home Why the gently caress are you guys so picky. was the second picture good? If so why not just gently caress and duck?
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# ? Mar 21, 2015 23:27 |
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Huge Lady Pleaser posted:So imagine your typical little old lady. Remove the old, and the....no, wait, you can probably hang on to the "little." I enjoy quiet activities such as reading, working jigsaw puzzles, and owning multiple cats. My most unusual talent is napping, any time, any place. In a box, with a fox, etc and so on. lovely
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Huge Lady Pleaser posted:So imagine your typical little old lady. Remove the old, and the....no, wait, you can probably hang on to the "little." I enjoy quiet activities such as reading, working jigsaw puzzles, and owning multiple cats. My most unusual talent is napping, any time, any place. In a box, with a fox, etc and so on. my kind of girl. for real. who doesnt love naps? plus if you get bored you can always go out and leave her propped against something warm like your bitcoin rig
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Huge Lady Pleaser posted:So imagine your typical little old lady. Remove the old, and the....no, wait, you can probably hang on to the "little." I enjoy quiet activities such as reading, working jigsaw puzzles, and owning multiple cats. My most unusual talent is napping, any time, any place. In a box, with a fox, etc and so on. would Bi anually
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quote:To make this quick and easy for everybody, if you WANT SEX then I wtf is dating without sex?
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