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I want a sexuTablet. or a suckYou one.
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Bonzo posted:I want a sexuTablet. or a suckYou one. good news! 
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Bonzo posted:http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/blackberry-releases-new-porsche-design-p-9983-graphite-1.2996720 quote:People who buy the phone will get a special PIN for their phone starting with 2AAXXXXX, which designates them a Porsche Design user. i honestly cant believe someone at blackberry thinks that bbm pins are remotely relevant any more.
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Mar 16, 2015 22:46
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Bonzo posted:http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/blackberry-releases-new-porsche-design-p-9983-graphite-1.2996720 steel chassis in tyool 2015 they can't even afford the R&D for aluminum  does Porsche even use steel in their cars anymore 
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Mar 17, 2015 07:05
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if you don't have a bbm pin you'll die a lonely nerd virgin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdYWEEXuGHQ
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shyduck posted:if you don't have a bbm pin you'll die a lonely nerd virgin ... 
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Mar 18, 2015 01:31
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but if you do have a bbm pin then that means you own a blackberry so…
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Mar 18, 2015 01:46
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so at least you'll have lost your anal virginity
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BlackBerry’s new Passport is eye-catching. Women call it “sexy.” Men say it’s “cool.” And once they use it, iPhone owners apologetically concede that they “only have an iPhone.”
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OldAlias posted:BlackBerry’s new Passport is eye-catching. Women call it “sexy.” Men say it’s “cool.” And once they use it, iPhone owners apologetically concede that they “only have an iPhone.” if you believe hard enough tinkerbell will live again
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Mar 18, 2015 02:32
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OldAlias posted:BlackBerry’s new Passport is eye-catching. Women call it “sexy.” Men say it’s “cool.” And once they use it, iPhone owners apologetically concede that they “only have an iPhone.” please don't post crackberry fanfic articles
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Mar 18, 2015 02:34
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OldAlias posted:BlackBerry’s new Passport is eye-catching. Women call it “sexy.” Men say it’s “cool.” And once they use it, iPhone owners apologetically concede that they “only have an iPhone.” Tools not Toys. :crosses arms in suit: I'm the type of guy who doesn't like being told what to do. :raises single dreamworks eyebrow: Introducing the new Blackberry Passport. Do more.
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Mar 18, 2015 04:12
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I have a coworker who unironically says tools not toys when belittling everyone else's iPhones
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Mar 18, 2015 04:14
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graph posted:Tools not Toys. :crosses arms in suit: I'm the type of guy who doesn't like being told what to do. :raises single dreamworks eyebrow: Introducing the new Blackberry Passport. Do more.
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Mar 18, 2015 04:15
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peak conservative canadianity achieved
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tools not toys :uses the zero apps available:
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Mar 18, 2015 05:33
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shyduck posted:tools not toys :uses the zero apps available: they're just distractions, you'd know this if you had a real job
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Mar 18, 2015 05:58
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shyduck posted:tools not toys :uses the zero apps available: *hammers in nail with blackberry*
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graph posted:Tools not Toys. :crosses arms in suit: I'm the type of guy who doesn't like being told what to do. :raises single dreamworks eyebrow: Introducing the new Blackberry Passport. Do more. Keep Moving.
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Mar 18, 2015 06:28
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Mister Macys posted:Keep Moving.
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Mar 18, 2015 07:24
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Thinking about upgrading my flipphone to a Blackberry Passport, can I install Android on it? I'm not interested in using the Blackberry OS. Thanks in advance.
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Mar 18, 2015 07:57
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yeah, sure. definitely get one.
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Mar 18, 2015 08:30
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graph posted:Tools not Toys. :crosses arms in suit: I'm the type of guy who doesn't like being told what to do. :raises single dreamworks eyebrow: Introducing the new Blackberry Passport. Do more. I Should Of Waited.
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i know a couple of people who got a passport through work. they returned them after a week or so because they said that they were too difficult to type on. http://www.valuewalk.com/2015/03/blackberry-sales-nowhere-close-morgan/ quote:BlackBerry Ltd Passport, Classic Sales Weak: Morgan Stanley
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Mar 18, 2015 13:35
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8,000 units? that's basically a rounding error.
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Mar 18, 2015 14:16
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Scott Forstall posted:lol at watching a widescreen movie on the cheese phone perfect aspect ratio for imax movies tho
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Mar 18, 2015 14:18
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shyduck posted:if you don't have a bbm pin you'll die a lonely nerd virgin lmaaaao
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The Management posted:8,000 units? that's basically a rounding error. that and you factor in that most of those were probably bought by current or ex blackberry staff. At least in Waterloo, no one pays full price for a device. If they work there, they buy it at the employee discount or have a friend do it if they work somewhere else. One guy on my team bought one and it is the oddest looking this ever.
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Mar 18, 2015 15:07
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8,000 units reminds me of the famous rumor that the Kin sold exactly 503 units
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Nagato posted:8,000 units reminds me of the famous rumor that the Kin sold exactly 503 units unfortunately, that rumour was false there were at least 8,810 users of the kin Facebook app 
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though i guess you can imagine 8300 kins were given away to microsoft employees/beta testers and 500 were sold
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which reminds me of the kin user testing videos http://www.wired.com/2012/11/unreleased-internal-microsoft-videos-show-why-kin-crashed-and-burned/ quote:In this first video, testers are giving open-ended, overall feedback in their own words. It’s not good. As one product tester notes, “It’s frustrating, I can imagine my daughter would give this back very quickly.” http://www.wired.com/2012/11/exclusive-additional-microsoft-kin-usability-testing-videos-reveal-deeply-flawed-device/
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roz ho making her employees assemble at 3am twice so she could call on a kin from the top of kilimanjaro
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graph posted:roz ho making her employees assemble at 3am twice so she could call on a kin from the top of kilimanjaro lmao i didnt remember this quote:The ultimate expression of her clueless pomposity was than during the heat of the development battle, when the project was struggling mightily with technical and personnel problems, she took three weeks off to hike to the top of mount Kilimanjaro. And while going on vacation at that time was poor timing for a leader of a troubled project, she made it 1000 times worse by calling attention to it. She wanted a Pink prototype to be given to her so she could call the team from the top of the mountain. The drat thing was so unstable at the time and the team had to get on a conference call at midnight to hear her call in. The call never came through and we were supposed to get on the call the next night because she wasn't at the top yet or something. The call didn't come through again and we were told she couldn't get a signal.
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MORE CURLY FRIES posted:lmao i didnt remember this or the time she nuked a chunk of the azure infrastructure with no backups
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Mr. Apollo posted:i know a couple of people who got a passport through work. they returned them after a week or so because they said that they were too difficult to type on. spinning round and round in a toilet does not constitute a "turnaround"
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The BlackBerry Passport hasn’t felt awkward or oversized. In fact, I’d be more prone to describe the Passport as ‘sexy.’ I recall tweeting that I needed a new pair of black Christian Louboutins to complement my new gadget. The only interference I’ve noted is from having long fingernails. I usually keep my nails short, but as they’ve grown out, I’ve had to be more deliberate when using the keyboard. Other than that, it isn’t too big or masculine e. https://www.facebook.com/pages/SEXY-Blackberry-Users-18/350031595009612 OldAlias fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Mar 18, 2015 |
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I'm fairly certain that blackberry only exists now as a way to transfer value from the shareholders to the creditors (who chose the CEO). they are only pretending to be working on products to avoid lawsuits. hey blackula, do an investigative report on this
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want to short bbry but there's still a chance some other company will buy them for a stupid amount of money
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qirex posted:want to short bbry but there's still a chance some other company will buy them for a stupid amount of money don't short a company when it's already low, the time to short was when it was at $80 and it was obvious it would all crumble
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