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Calamity Brain
Jan 27, 2011

California Dreamin'


I watched this whole video, it's awesome.

edit: Polanski chat, Chinatown is goddamn incredible. It's not as good as this video right here where the lizard eats a lot of fruit but it's still good.

Calamity Brain fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Mar 18, 2015

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FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

it's his best one, I'd say. although I really wanna rewatch The Tenant.

I definitely think it's his best, but it also has been forever since I've seen that one.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
It's weird but I honestly don't think I enjoy any of his other films quite as much as Macbeth. It's so gloriously bleak.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Mechafunkzilla posted:

It's weird but I honestly don't think I enjoy any of his other films quite as much as Macbeth. It's so gloriously bleak.

not that weird, Macbeth is killer.

what I think is weird is that Chinatown didn't make much of an impression on me at all.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Chinatown has so much reputation. How can it live up to that? Its pretty impossible.

Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.
Chinatown better on rewatch.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Beyond sane knolls posted:

Chinatown better on rewatch.

yeah I definitely owe it one, it's been 10 years at this point probably.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
I've set a land speed record for going straight into depression. It's only day two without a job and I've already stopped bathing and eating. USA America #1.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~
Repulsion and Rosemary's Baby are both incredible, and I really need to rewatch Chinatown one of these days because I remember liking that one a lot.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Literally The Worst posted:

I've set a land speed record for going straight into depression. It's only day two without a job and I've already stopped bathing and eating. USA America #1.

maybe this'll cheer you up because I can't stop laughing about it:

my girlfriend's been out of town for about a week. the other night she called me to frantically explain a nightmare she had where I had a horrible life-threatening disease, and the only cure was to transplant my brain into Brian Posehn's body.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
Cul-de-Sac is wicked cool and probs my favorite Polanski film I've seen outta Repulsion, Rosemary's Baby, The Pianist, and Chinatown.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

maybe this'll cheer you up because I can't stop laughing about it:

my girlfriend's been out of town for about a week. the other night she called me to frantically explain a nightmare she had where I had a horrible life-threatening disease, and the only cure was to transplant my brain into Brian Posehn's body.

A fate worse than death

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
Roman Polanski's early, sweaty period was the best,.

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

video game chat:

a couple weeks ago i went to a casino on a cocktail of acid and speed and played Tekken 5 a lot. then i saw ZZ Top play a cover of a '90s rap song about selling crack to a drunk connecticut casino audience. i bet on a horse race and felt bad about it. casinos are weird, vile, depressing places.

How accurate is Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas in regards to bumming around casinos while tripping?

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Can we just talk about game of thrones and the dogs in it

Also this show is mad incest-y

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Literally The Worst posted:

Can we just talk about game of thrones and the dogs in it
The dogs they used in season 1 were so horrible to work with that they replaced them with rotoscoped half-cgi giant wolves in the seasons after it.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

TrixRabbi posted:

How accurate is Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas in regards to bumming around casinos while tripping?

well what I was thinking of was less that movie and more the ending of Casino when De Niro's all like "now they've turned it into fuckin' Disneyland."

I never felt a strong way about casinos before but as soon as I walked through the slot machine area for the first time I was like "wow, I absolutely understand the anti-casino argument now"

Uncle Boogeyman fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Mar 18, 2015

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

GonSmithe posted:

The dogs they used in season 1 were so horrible to work with that they replaced them with rotoscoped half-cgi giant wolves in the seasons after it.

Such good dogs though

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Literally The Worst posted:

I would kill myself just for something to do at that point

Don't even try to pretend that basically living a FIDLAR song doesn't appeal to you.

I mean sure if you were sleeping outside or at best couch surfing there would be no place to put giant japanimation robot dolls but you could do drugs instead. Probably cheaper.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

TrixRabbi posted:

How accurate is Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas in regards to bumming around casinos while tripping?

In my experience Vegas has changed too much to really compare it, maybe the old strip? MGM and the loving pyramid thing and stuff are just too clean and loud.

But I never handled hallucinogens very well.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Let's open a new casino town. Let's turn North Dakota into a casino town. The whole state, casinos everywhere. Nothing else in that loving state.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Literally The Worst posted:

Let's open a new casino town. Let's turn North Dakota into a casino town. The whole state, casinos everywhere. Nothing else in that loving state.

Can you get Ric Flair to endorse it like the state lottery?

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

FishBulb posted:

Can you get Ric Flair to endorse it like the state lottery?

For twenty bucks and a bottle of vodka I could get Ric Flair to endorse the ritual slaughter of newborns.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Since Polanski has been brought up I am contractually obligated to remind people that have not watched Venus in Fur to watch Venus in Fur. Watch Venus in fur.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




You should also listen to Venus in Fur.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

I never felt a strong way about casinos before but as soon as I walked through the slot machine area for the first time I was like "wow, I absolutely understand the anti-casino argument now"

I spent five years as a partner in a communication and PR firm that had a local casino as its biggest client and I ran the account, doing marketing and advertising. I used to be an occasional blackjack player until I spent years knowing the inner workings of casinos and just how truly insidious they are, and now I can't bring myself to set foot in them.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

On Venus wearing furs.

Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.
My co-workers and I got very drunk at work last night because it was inexplicably dead for a bar on st paddy's day, and I tried to fall asleep in one of the booths in the back. Which would have been bad because if no one noticed I was there, I would currently be locked in my bar, hungover with bad phone service and a giant metal shutter blocking me from the outside world. The moral of the story is that there's a little SCH in all of us.

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy
On a serious note, goon self-flagellation is like my least favorite part of goon culture so on second thought I'm not gonna let the "no haha we're awful people" jokes slide. Y'all fuckers are by and large decent people at the very least. I don't watch Polanski or Allen movies but it's preposterous to act like that poo poo's a disqualifying criterion or whatever.

I know this post is taking poo poo way too seriously but I mean it and I don't give a gently caress. I don't think I've ever really had a conversation on CineD where Iegit felt like the other person was taking a morally reprehensible position, outside of drive-by trolls I guess, and do you big dumb idiots understand how rare that it for a loving Internet forum.

So yeah you guys are alright by me, even if Ken repeatedly hurts my feelings by not appreciating Linkin Park and Jaden Smith.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Beyond sane knolls posted:

My co-workers and I got very drunk at work last night because it was inexplicably dead for a bar on st paddy's day, and I tried to fall asleep in one of the booths in the back. Which would have been bad because if no one noticed I was there, I would currently be locked in my bar, hungover with bad phone service and a giant metal shutter blocking me from the outside world. The moral of the story is that there's a little SCH in all of us.

Yeah we went to this little place by where the roommate works last night and it was surprisingly empty. I realized that Bud is the beer I hate the least, though. That was fun.

Jenny Angel posted:

On a serious note, goon self-flagellation is like my least favorite part of goon culture so on second thought I'm not gonna let the "no haha we're awful people" jokes slide. Y'all fuckers are by and large decent people at the very least. I don't watch Polanski or Allen movies but it's preposterous to act like that poo poo's a disqualifying criterion or whatever.

I know this post is taking poo poo way too seriously but I mean it and I don't give a gently caress. I don't think I've ever really had a conversation on CineD where Iegit felt like the other person was taking a morally reprehensible position, outside of drive-by trolls I guess, and do you big dumb idiots understand how rare that it for a loving Internet forum.

So yeah you guys are alright by me, even if Ken repeatedly hurts my feelings by not appreciating Linkin Park and Jaden Smith.

I am actually a bad person though.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

Timby posted:

I spent five years as a partner in a communication and PR firm that had a local casino as its biggest client and I ran the account, doing marketing and advertising. I used to be an occasional blackjack player until I spent years knowing the inner workings of casinos and just how truly insidious they are, and now I can't bring myself to set foot in them.

I've only been to a Casino once to go see NIN (Mohegan Sun) and I found the whole thing just pretty depressing. I think the thing that really got to me is while I was wandering around I saw a sign pointing to an Arcade, and I went there and literally all the games in the arcade were ticket games of some kind. And not even the ones that have skill involved. It was all just various prize machines and games of chance. Like it was pretty much an area designed so you could drop your kid's off and they could also gamble to the extent that they were legally allowed to. They weren't willing to have a machine in their Casino that wasn't all about getting it to pay out.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
I'm actually the worst kind of person because I act like I have convictions and stuff but when I'm presented with even the slightest resistance to them I buckle and make up excuses for it later. Don't go kidding yourself Jenny!

axleblaze posted:

I've only been to a Casino once to go see NIN (Mohegan Sun) and I found the whole thing just pretty depressing. I think the thing that really got to me is while I was wandering around I saw a sign pointing to an Arcade, and I went there and literally all the games in the arcade were ticket games of some kind. And not even the ones that have skill involved. It was all just various prize machines and games of chance. Like it was pretty much an area designed so you could drop your kid's off and they could also gamble to the extent that they were legally allowed to. They weren't willing to have a machine in their Casino that wasn't all about getting it to pay out.

Unrelated but for years and years there was a sign for an arcade next to this gas station my mom would always go to to get gas and every time she got gas I would twerpily be like "mom can I go to that arcade?" And she would freak out and say no and I never understood why. So one time I asked my dad and he said sure but they wouldn't let me in because I was like 14 and I tried to tell them that I just wanted to play Mortal Kombat 3 or whatever and I learned that more things are called arcades than just video game places.

FishBulb fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Mar 18, 2015

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Literally The Worst posted:

I am actually a bad person though.

You're not a bad dude, just a drunk jackwagon with a Mohawk.

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy

Literally The Worst posted:

I am actually a bad person though.

Disagree

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

mr. stefan posted:

You're not a bad dude, just a drunk jackwagon with a Mohawk.

I'm sober as hell right now.


Girls don't know poo poo.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

axleblaze posted:

I've only been to a Casino once to go see NIN (Mohegan Sun) and I found the whole thing just pretty depressing. I think the thing that really got to me is while I was wandering around I saw a sign pointing to an Arcade, and I went there and literally all the games in the arcade were ticket games of some kind. And not even the ones that have skill involved. It was all just various prize machines and games of chance. Like it was pretty much an area designed so you could drop your kid's off and they could also gamble to the extent that they were legally allowed to. They weren't willing to have a machine in their Casino that wasn't all about getting it to pay out.

That's why I hate Las Vegas and if I'm ever traveling west and need a connecting flight, I try to do it somewhere else. You step off a plane in McCarran International Airport and the first thing you see in the terminal is a half-dozen slot machines. You haven't been in the area for 30 seconds and they're already trying to take your money.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
I won 50 bucks on those slots once man

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Walking through a casino while sober is like getting a contact high for major depression.

Vertigo Ambrosia
May 26, 2004
Heretic, please.

axleblaze posted:

Since Polanski has been brought up I am contractually obligated to remind people that have not watched Venus in Fur to watch Venus in Fur. Watch Venus in fur.

I wanted to be interested in Venus in Fur (even though I've only seen two Polanski movies and I was lukewarm on Rosemary's Baby), but Polanski doing a movie with such strong sexual elements where the main actress is his wife and the actor looks a lot like him really turned me off. I can usually separate horrible human beings from their work, but not for that film.

Skwirl posted:

Yeah, everything he's written about that job sounds loving heinous and beyond the pale for even the most bogus corporate poo poo. I'd have to assume he's being paid a thousand dollars a night to usher that sex party from Eyes Wide Shut for it to be worth it.

It's actual decent hourly pay for a customer service job, and I really need the money so I don't literally drain my mother's bank account dry. Beggars can't be choosers, unfortunately, so I have to follow through on this for as long as I can put up with it and the constant anxiety it is causing me. :sigh:

Though this all might be moot because I am already way too concerned whether the pants I bought for this job are going to arrive in the next 45 minutes or if I'll have to run out and buy some ones that they might not like. In theory 'black straight slacks with pockets and belt loops' seems simple, but womens' pants suck and usually are missing one or both of those things]. Also I'm kinda fat so that never helps with shopping, especially since skinny pants are super in forever. I'm probably being more pedantic than I need to about it, but these are people who included 'no french cuffs' and 'pleats are ok for pants but we'd rather not' in their powerpoint and there's a lineup for uniform inspection at the beginning of the shift so I can't predict how anal they'll actually be in practice.

I should really get on watching Eyes Wide Shut though; I really like Kubrick.

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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Guys lets talk about television shows. Let's imagine I did a hypothetical bizarro television day on Dickstream. What kind of poo poo would you people want to see

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