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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Pat Tillman can't melt steel beams He can't do anything.
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Master Bateman posted:He can't do anything. 
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Mar 17, 2015 18:09
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Master Bateman posted:He can't do anything. That's why his fireteam wasted him.
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Mar 17, 2015 19:06
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:That's why his fireteam wasted him. Dude got lit up for being in the wrong place, which was a pretty common thing in his previous job too
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Mar 17, 2015 19:16
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Professor Bling posted:Dude got lit up for being in the wrong place, which was a pretty common thing in his previous job too 
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Mar 17, 2015 19:20
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Mar 17, 2015 20:28
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Booblord Zagats posted:You know you're a loving spaz when GiP feels the need to defend grover over your dumb poo poo Stole my post.
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Mar 17, 2015 20:30
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Fart Sandwiches posted:he's dead jim like todt dead or dead to me like I am dead to my mother dead. Please elaborate TIA.
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Mar 17, 2015 22:08
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Whipped Buttcheeks posted:like todt dead or dead to me like I am dead to my mother dead. Please elaborate TIA. I dunno I'm just parroting what other people said. If someone knows his real name post it and then search that name + mobile, AL and that should turn something up. Also I like your username.
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Mar 18, 2015 01:34
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Pat Tillman can't melt steel beams I went to Basic with him. He was kind of a dick.
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Mar 18, 2015 02:42
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bulletsponge13 posted:I went to Basic with him. He was kind of a dick. That seems to be the consensus from people who actually worked with the guy. "Great at PT, dog poo poo at life"
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Mar 18, 2015 17:02
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Booblord Zagats posted:That seems to be the consensus from people who actually worked with the guy. "Great at PT, dog poo poo at life" I imagine having an unending stream of sunshine blown up your rear end would do that to you.
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Mar 18, 2015 18:10
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bulletsponge13 posted:I went to Basic with him. He was kind of a dick. Wasn't he constantly bragging about his football career and poo poo
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Mar 18, 2015 19:57
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LeoMarr posted:Wasn't he constantly bragging about his football career and poo poo Idiots in Basic brag about all kinds of stuff. The only difference in this case is that he actually did turn down a million-dollar pro football contract to enlist. Eugene V. Dubstep fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Mar 18, 2015 |
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Mar 18, 2015 20:08
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at the date posted:Idiots in Basic brag about all kinds of stuff. The only difference in this case is that he actually did turn down a million-dollar pro football contract to enlist. and look where that got him
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Mar 18, 2015 20:22
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Professor Bling posted:and look where that got him I didn't say it was a good decision.
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Mar 18, 2015 20:35
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at the date posted:Idiots in Basic brag about all kinds of stuff. The only difference in this case is that he actually did turn down a million-dollar pro football contract to enlist. Well, that's what you get when you enlist with a degree.
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Mar 18, 2015 20:48
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MEDS CURE SCHIZOS posted:Well, that's what you get when you enlist.
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Mar 18, 2015 22:41
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MEDS CURE SCHIZOS posted:Well, that's what you deserve when you enlist
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Mar 18, 2015 23:19
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It is us who is the idiots
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Mar 19, 2015 02:40
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I turned down a million dollar football contract to be enfantry
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Mar 19, 2015 03:21
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I turned down not being in the military for being in the military.
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Mar 19, 2015 03:24
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Aranan posted:I turned down not being in the military for being in the military. that's the real tragedy here
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Mar 19, 2015 03:31
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Aranan posted:I turned down not being in the military for being in the military. You poor dumb bastard. I turned down being in the military by joining the reserves  I even got to go on some boat rides 
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Mar 19, 2015 03:39
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I'm seriously considering turning down becoming a civilian for joining the Reserves or the Guard gently caress
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Mar 19, 2015 04:16
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iyaayas01 posted:I'm seriously considering turning down becoming a civilian for joining the Reserves or the Guard hard loving core man
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Mar 19, 2015 04:33
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iyaayas01 posted:I'm seriously considering turning down becoming a civilian for joining the Reserves or the Guard you belong in this thread
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Mar 19, 2015 04:58
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iyaayas01 posted:I'm seriously considering turning down becoming a civilian for joining the Reserves or the Guard yup, def living up to that username
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Mar 19, 2015 05:03
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iyaayas01 posted:I'm seriously considering turning down becoming a civilian for joining the Reserves or the Guard Bradley Morris' first suggestion for me was to work for an elevator company in NYC for 70k. You, me, HDI should go fix elevators or whatever the gently caress an elevator company does.
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Mar 19, 2015 05:07
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Godholio posted:Bradley Morris' first suggestion for me was to work for an elevator company in NYC for 70k. Isn't 70k in NYC just below the poverty line? Unless you want to live in Jersey, where you'd be in the 1%.
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Mar 19, 2015 05:12
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Professor Bling posted:yup, def living up to that username lol post of the week at least Godholio posted:Bradley Morris' first suggestion for me was to work for an elevator company in NYC for 70k. I'm down
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Mar 19, 2015 05:15
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Lazy Reservist posted:Isn't 70k in NYC just below the poverty line?
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Mar 19, 2015 05:26
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Im on TDY in Tokyo doing thangs, livin the life. On my Airmen Mafia group on Messenger I am given daily reports of how our shop back home is blowing up with colossal stupidity every day because all the sane people are gone TDY and all the micromanagers are running the show. Today's example NCO: Hey airman can you take that boxed up Rhino trailer that's in the corner out of the way and build the trailer in the middle of everything? Bro: Well yea I can but our Rhinos aren't here and we don't use them, the Rhinos we use are already out at the range. NCO: Na that's gay, build dem trailers. *Trailers get built* Bro: we built the trailers NCO: cool...wait a minute the Rhinos aren't here Bro: ... NCO: ok well take those trailer apart and put them in a storage configuration so we can put them away Bro: *massive internal screaming and physical pain, brain hemorraging* NCO: *to self* I'm such a good leader, I'm probably going to make Master Sergeant this year I read this all on my phone while I eat my $45 comped breakfast and then go out and tour downtown Tokyo and chill most of the day. I am having the best week ever. Tokyo ownz bonez
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Mar 19, 2015 06:11
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Godholio posted:Bradley Morris' first suggestion for me was to work for an elevator company in NYC for 70k. Otis?
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Mar 19, 2015 06:12
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No, but I can't remember what it was. It's in my email, but 
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Mar 19, 2015 06:58
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terrez posted:Im on TDY in Tokyo doing thangs, livin the life. On my Airmen Mafia group on Messenger I am given daily reports of how our shop back home is blowing up with colossal stupidity every day because all the sane people are gone TDY and all the micromanagers are running the show. I don't know what the gently caress a Rhino is so it's not funny.
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Mar 19, 2015 10:58
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Wasabi the J posted:I don't know what the gently caress a Rhino is so it's not funny. 
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Mar 19, 2015 11:37
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Wasabi the J posted:I don't know what the gently caress a Rhino is so it's not funny. Angry dependapotomus
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Mar 19, 2015 14:52
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LeoMarr posted:I turned down a million dollar football contract to be enfantry Thats not entirely true. He turned down an almost league minimum contract iirc.
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Wasabi the J posted:I don't know what the gently caress a Rhino is so it's not funny. 
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