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Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

blue squares posted:

His years of smashing fragile packages on his USPS delivery route came in handy

Nice.

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Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

blue squares posted:

His years of smashing fragile packages on his USPS delivery route came in handy
Having worked for several paracel companies, this is very very true. The more "Fragile" and "This Side Up" crap you have on a box the more likely it will be smashed beyond all recognition. Sorters don't read anything on a box other than the destination address. Everything else might as well be in Chinese for all they care.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I wish they'd pick tribes other ways than just random like that. Make a draft or have a couple people who are similar physically compete so they would be split up.

Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.


Rodney is a true Masshole. I love it.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Max what are you doing

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
The editors are really relishing in a Max boot if it happens, which is great

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Max you've seen every Survivor but you want to be the only male on the tribe? Uh...

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Yeah Will can't swim OR be a skinny girl

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Max has too much of a boner for Making Big Moves

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

That is the Grossest Lizard in the World

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Haha Max is toast.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

The editors are loving this whole thing with Max.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Jenn is fuckin awesome

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Shirin is paranoid and skittish.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Two references to One World in one season is too much for one contestant

Unmerciful
Sep 14, 2008

Whoa I thought they weren't allowed to talk about previous seasons on camera - am I forgetting other times they've done that

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

People on this season hate talkers

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
"Max and Shirin are so annoying when they talk to us"
"Why do Max and Shirin go off and talk to each other?? That's so annoying!!"

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




There's talking, and there's talking too much.

Max wants to impart how much he knows about Survivor and nobody gives a poo poo.

Shirin uhhhh... I don't know what her goal is but it's Not Good.

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

gently caress you Max

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
You've pissed Jeff off.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Probst was not amused.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




WHAT A FUCKIN DORK

Unmerciful
Sep 14, 2008

TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

gently caress you Max

Seriously what a loving tool - praying he goes home.

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


Get the gently caress off my television, Max, you are not witty.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
I'm seriously :laffo: right now.

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

See you, Max.

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Nothing Max did bothered me until that little idol fakeout, but yeah, that's enough of him.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :byewhore:

You were so annoying Max.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I think Jeff would have voted Max out for that if he had the power.

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
So there goes his credibility.

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

I'm so happy. I'm in love with the idea of a guy who claims to know enough about Survivor he teaches a class be so utterly poo poo at the game.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

So Rodney is pretty much just in the closet, right? It's why he hates women and is such a stereotypical bro.

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe

DurosKlav posted:

I'm so happy. I'm in love with the idea of a guy who claims to know enough about Survivor he teaches a class be so utterly poo poo at the game.

Those who can do, those who cant, teach.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

DurosKlav posted:

I'm so happy. I'm in love with the idea of a guy who claims to know enough about Survivor he teaches a class be so utterly poo poo at the game.
Yeah, I don't get why RHAP has been sucking this guy's dick for years.
He pretty much did everything wrong out there and he's the so-called "expert" study of the game?

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe
They finally found a way to shut Shirin up.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Robnoxious posted:

Yeah, I don't get why RHAP has been sucking this guy's dick for years.
He pretty much did everything wrong out there and he's the so-called "expert" study of the game?

Watching a show after editing and being in it is probably very different. I have no doubt Max is an excellent armchair quarterback. But being in the game and reacting to all the stress of it, that's something else.

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe

Robnoxious posted:

Yeah, I don't get why RHAP has been sucking this guy's dick for years.

Because both Max and Rob C can't stop talking about Survivor.

MildShow
Jan 4, 2012

I think Max's problem was that he wanted to be on Survivor to play the game of Survivor, not to actually win it. He cared more about big moves and being a character than what it took to stay in the game.

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mancalamania
Oct 23, 2008
It was satisfying to see Max go down like that, but I'm still going to miss him. There's a lot of unpleasant personalities this season and even if he and Shirin are terrible at the social game, they're at least having a fun time out there.

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