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Trampolines are horrible, I watched a friend snap his ankle in half when I was about 10.
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Trampolines are basically the human child's version of a bug zapper.
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Mar 18, 2015 19:32
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I prb almost broke my spine at least 3 times on my friends trampoline from when we were 10 until i was about 20. They are dangerous as gently caress and the most fun ever until you're way too big but still have you and 3 buddies jumping on it.
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Mar 18, 2015 19:39
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The first time you do a backflip on a trampoline is a pretty magical moment. Not like your first BJ magical, but pretty cool.
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Mar 18, 2015 22:04
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Bryce Petty apparently had a stellar pro day, 77 throws, 69 completions, 5 drops. Really hope he lands somewhere he can do well, sucked watching Washington eat RG3 alive.
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Mar 18, 2015 22:11
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KKKLIP ART posted:The first time you do a backflip on a trampoline is a pretty magical moment. Not like your first BJ magical, but pretty cool. My first BJ sucked because she had never given one before and it was like she was playing a game of flappy bird with her mouth
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Mar 18, 2015 23:47
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KKKLIP ART posted:The first time you do a backflip on a trampoline is a pretty magical moment. Not like your first BJ magical, but pretty cool. I did in fact enjoy giving my first bj a lot so this checks out.
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Mar 19, 2015 00:20
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lmao
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Mar 19, 2015 00:21
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Spiritus Nox posted:Bryce Petty apparently had a stellar pro day, 77 throws, 69 completions, 5 drops. Really hope he lands somewhere he can do well, sucked watching Washington eat RG3 alive. Too bad Ariens drafted Thomas last year, I like Petty a lot.
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Mar 19, 2015 00:21
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vyst posted:My first BJ sucked because she had never given one before and it was like she was playing a game of flappy bird with her mouth Same here. Sheesh.
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Mar 19, 2015 00:40
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Regnevelc posted:Too bad Ariens drafted Thomas last year, I like Petty a lot. Shouldn't stop him if he's sitting around in the 4th or something.
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Mar 19, 2015 03:25
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vyst posted:My first BJ sucked because she had never given one before and it was like she was playing a game of flappy bird with her mouth I'm gonna use my "break glass in case of emergency" photo to redirect this brewing my-fist-BJ derail.  Oh poo poo guys, look at all those undeserving beers that get a lot of sales. I bet you all have strong opinions on what local craft beer that you drink every game day should be selling in the Top 20. PostNouveau fucked around with this message at 09:39 on Mar 19, 2015 |
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Mar 19, 2015 09:36
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The chart is pretty unsurprising, but I love the image of someone going "Beer? Pft, I'm a malt liquor man" and pulling out a Bud Lite Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.
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Mar 19, 2015 10:07
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I don't know why you went through all the trouble of uploading and posting pics when all you have to do is remind the thread that Texas isn't the South. Texas isn't the South. Have a wonderful day.
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Mar 19, 2015 10:40
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vyst posted:My first BJ sucked because she had never given one before and it was like she was playing a game of flappy bird with her mouth My first sexual experience was a handjob so bad I thought she was going to rip my dick off so I had to finish myself off. Also Budweiser in any form tastes like goat piss and should never be consumed. Boom, double derail motherfuckers. HOTLANTA MAN fucked around with this message at 10:55 on Mar 19, 2015 |
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Mar 19, 2015 10:51
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At least goons talking about their sexual experiences is guaranteed to be a short derail.
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Mar 19, 2015 12:09
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Carl Pelini's hire at Youngstown State has been made official. He's coaching D-line.
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Mar 19, 2015 13:29
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Jeremor posted:Spurrier said our quarterbacks were doing good, Connor Mitch was throwing it around well. Said our WR's dropped a few but were coming along. Defensive staff says they're all working well together and focusing on creating a pass rush. We'll be fine. Even with a historically horrific defensive performance and Dylan Thompson's inability to learn that you are actually allowed to throw the ball away and not take sacks for huge losses, this team almost went 11-2 AGAIN. The Mizzou, Tennessee, and Kentucky losses were all bewildering choke jobs. Thompson and the defense completely folded and threw away 2 score leads. The Auburn game was back and forth until the end on Auburn's turf. Texas A&M and Clemson were the only 2 legit beat-downs. I think 11-2 is our ceiling and 9-4 is our floor this season. Guess I'm an optomist. Also from some folks who witnessed practice first-hand, Hoke is a breath of fresh air - actually technically teaching defenders, running things in slow motion and breaking down their technique, then running things full speed. Also rubbing of on Deke and Ward, who allegedly actually look fired up.
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Mar 19, 2015 13:31
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That Works posted:At least goons talking about their sexual experiences is guaranteed to be a short derail. Straight goons maybe 
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Mar 19, 2015 13:43
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PostNouveau posted:I'm gonna use my "break glass in case of emergency" photo to redirect this brewing my-fist-BJ derail. We basically had two beers at my frat house when i was at UF. Bud Light and Natty Light so that chart does not surprise me.
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Mar 19, 2015 13:43
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The Notorious ZSB posted:Shouldn't stop him if he's sitting around in the 4th or something. Maybe, but he loved Thomas.
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Mar 19, 2015 13:59
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PostNouveau posted:I'm gonna use my "break glass in case of emergency" photo to redirect this brewing my-fist-BJ derail. Can you find a list of the 20 most popular anything in America that isn't made up of horrible things? I bet the 20 most popular TV shows are all shows on CBS and 3/4 of them are probably about people in the Navy solving mysteries.
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Mar 19, 2015 14:14
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Chris Christie posted:We'll be fine. Even with a historically horrific defensive performance and Dylan Thompson's inability to learn that you are actually allowed to throw the ball away and not take sacks for huge losses, this team almost went 11-2 AGAIN. The Mizzou, Tennessee, and Kentucky losses were all bewildering choke jobs. Thompson and the defense completely folded and threw away 2 score leads. The Auburn game was back and forth until the end on Auburn's turf. Texas A&M and Clemson were the only 2 legit beat-downs. Yeahhhh, I was joking about how worthless spring practice is and a little bit about how literally everything Ward said last spring was proven completely false. Truth is I'm an optimist too, I think all older gamecock fans are because you have to be to still come out and watch mediocrity for 20 years. I think Mitch will surprise people. Our receivers are my biggest concern on offense, because I think our running game will still be dynamic enough. I like that they hired Travelle Warton as an OL "quality" coach, whatever the hell that is, because he was a great player. Think Hoke is actually going to be a good hire. Most encouraging thing I heard was that coaches were jumping on players when they screwed up, and telling them to get the hell up and run to the ball instead of walk off. I have this feeling that everybody is real pissed at how last year ended up and they're not going to let it happen again.
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Mar 19, 2015 14:18
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I can't believe the most popular beers are cheap-moderately priced, light beers that can be easily consumed in large quantities, with national distribution.
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Mar 19, 2015 14:25
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KKKLIP ART posted:The first time you do a backflip on a trampoline is a pretty magical moment. Not like your first BJ magical, but pretty cool. What if your first bj is on a trampoline? Also, here's a bright-eyed, bushy tailed Dabo Swinney back when he was a WR coach.  
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Mar 19, 2015 14:59
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Groucho Marxist posted:I can't believe the most popular beers are cheap-moderately priced, light beers that can be easily consumed in large quantities, with national distribution. Yeah pretty much this. I would be interested if there was a way to judge this by actual preference rather than "popular" which I assume means most bought. My roommates and I in college would all buy better stuff for ourselves if we were just drinking on the weekend but when we wanted a lot or were throwing a party we obviously bought stuff on that list because it's just not economic not to. It did lead to us putting all the beers we've had in tiers though and then ranking them within those three tiers. It was a fun night of drunken arguing about beers from dreadful to great. I always wish I could drink cheap beer and just be ok with it.
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Mar 19, 2015 15:28
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Natty Boh, best Natty.
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Mar 19, 2015 16:01
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Spacemonkey57 posted:Can you find a list of the 20 most popular anything in America that isn't made up of horrible things? I bet the 20 most popular TV shows are all shows on CBS and 3/4 of them are probably about people in the Navy solving mysteries. Pretty much this.
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Mar 19, 2015 16:05
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Yuengling is good and this post is about football, because football is also good.
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Mar 19, 2015 16:19
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PostNouveau posted:I'm gonna use my "break glass in case of emergency" photo to redirect this brewing my-fist-BJ derail. Bud Ice 
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Mar 19, 2015 16:22
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No coors original. That study can go gently caress itself.
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Mar 19, 2015 16:33
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Most beer is good.
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Mar 19, 2015 16:37
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MourningView posted:Most beer is good. much like football; agreedo
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Mar 19, 2015 16:51
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Scarf posted:No coors original. That study can go gently caress itself. The Banquet beer is crisp and delicious when you have it in the rockies where they tapped it. Also Yuengling being so popular when you can't get it west of the Mississippi is interesting.
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Mar 19, 2015 16:52
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The Notorious ZSB posted:The Banquet beer is crisp and delicious when you have it in the rockies where they tapped it. Its mainly because its the only one on the list that isn't a lager. Everything else is a slightly different variant on the same minimal flavor. Yuengling at least tastes quite different from everything else on that list, so its literally the #1 alternative to lagers.
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Mar 19, 2015 16:55
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The Notorious ZSB posted:Also Yuengling being so popular when you can't get it west of the Mississippi is interesting. Or in Mississippi, which makes me sad.
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Mar 19, 2015 16:58
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The Notorious ZSB posted:The Banquet beer is crisp and delicious when you have it in the rockies where they tapped it. Having drank Coors in a variety of states including Colorado, and at the Coors brewery itself in Golden... It tastes the same.
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Mar 19, 2015 17:00
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swickles posted:Its mainly because its the only one on the list that isn't a lager. Everything else is a slightly different variant on the same minimal flavor. Yuengling at least tastes quite different from everything else on that list, so its literally the #1 alternative to lagers. What? It most definitely is a Lager. It's a classic example of an American Pale Lager just like Bud is.
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Mar 19, 2015 17:04
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The Notorious ZSB posted:The Banquet beer is crisp and delicious when you have it in the rockies where they tapped it. I don't think you could even get it in Ohio until a couple years ago.
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Jeremor posted:Yeahhhh, I was joking about how worthless spring practice is and a little bit about how literally everything Ward said last spring was proven completely false. Truth is I'm an optimist too, I think all older gamecock fans are because you have to be to still come out and watch mediocrity for 20 years. I don't disagree with some of the points y'all have made, but what's giving me pause is our schedule. We've got a neutral site game against UNC, and our away games are rough (at A&M, at Mizzou, at Tennessee, at Georgia). We're also hosting LSU and UCF, the latter of which we all know is not a slam dunk cupcake, even post-Bortles. It's gonna be a lot to ask with a new quarterback and new defensive scheme to go 11-2/9-4 against that. I'm painfully aware of how close we were to double-digit wins last season, but that was also a different (easier) schedule and there's been enough turnover on the roster and coaching staff that I don't think you can extrapolate too much from 2014.
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