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morestuff posted:Keep the Taxi Driver mohawk and open the interview by asking how many guns you get to carry. "I need to let you know before we get started, my hands are in fact registered as deadly weapons. I've killed a man."
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Literally The Worst posted:Mall security, the last refuge of those who....something. It's mall security at the rich people mall. Plenty of exercise! Plus it's always climate controlled and there's pleasant muzak playing all the time. Literally The Worst posted:"I need to let you know before we get started, my hands are in fact registered as deadly weapons. I've killed a man." "What kind of defense do I have against knife attack? I'm very concerned about blades and knife culture in general."
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Mar 19, 2015 16:54
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morestuff posted:Keep the Taxi Driver mohawk and open the interview by asking how many guns you get to carry. Hell, go all-out and try to imitate Travis' interview as much as possible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjgINxorEas
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Mar 19, 2015 17:00
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And I just got a call from a Dominos asking me to come in for an interview tonight. Everything's coming up Thrillhou
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Mar 19, 2015 17:02
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Literally The Worst posted:Mall security, the last refuge of those who....something. It's mall security at the rich people mall. So your job will be hassling black and brown folks?
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Mar 19, 2015 17:02
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FishBulb posted:So your job will be hassling black and brown folks? Ha. You think there's people darker than an albino polar bear in a snow storm at that mall.
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Mar 19, 2015 17:03
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Literally The Worst posted:Ha. You think there's people darker than an albino polar bear in a snow storm at that mall. Obviously security is doing its job. Big shoes to fill.
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Mar 19, 2015 17:06
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A mall without thousands of asians?
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According to a friend of mine who is in the know, quote:Alex Garland had also indicated that if he was going to write a Dredd 2, it would have been the Chopper story, which would have made an incredible movie. (I'm guessing he meant "The Midnight Surfer.") I just read the wiki entry on that story and it sounds amazing.
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Mar 19, 2015 17:14
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cheerfullydrab posted:Consider watching Croupier (1998) instead. Is that any good? It's shown up on Netflix for me a few times and I like Clive Owen, but it looks 90s-TV-movie as gently caress from the poster and description.
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Mar 19, 2015 17:19
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Slice Of Life: You haven't quite realized you're living in the Future when you want to pick up some books from a series that came out since I last read any of them, only to find that actual book-forms being sold are either used/beat up* or really expensive. * Related: Man, I hate buying stuff online, especially when the sellers use phrases like 'Light Amount of Wear' and poo poo.
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Mar 19, 2015 17:19
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LORD OF BUTT posted:Is that any good? It's shown up on Netflix for me a few times and I like Clive Owen, but it looks 90s-TV-movie as gently caress from the poster and description. It is, but still very good. It's very "we could only afford 3 locations".
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Mar 19, 2015 17:22
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Jesus. Two huge mixups at work today: - The parts I needed to install had been mis-shipped to a depot 120 miles from the location. - When I brought this up and they agreed that was ridiculous and got an engineer living near the depot to meet me halfway with it, upon his arrival they discovered the depot had sorted it into another dimension, and the parts are just gone. So I've sat near the phone since 7:30 and not done any work.
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Mar 19, 2015 17:34
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morestuff posted:Keep the Taxi Driver mohawk and open the interview by asking how many guns you get to carry. This is actually how I'm going to go to the Domino's interview.
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Mar 19, 2015 17:38
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Dickeye, what app do you use for reading comics? How much does that poo poo end up being? I want to read a ton of Judge Dredd but I don't want to spend $350-$450 on 23 volumes of TPBs.
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Mar 19, 2015 17:50
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Baron von Eevl posted:Dickeye, what app do you use for reading comics? How much does that poo poo end up being? I want to read a ton of Judge Dredd but I don't want to spend $350-$450 on 23 volumes of TPBs. I am also interested in this.
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Mar 19, 2015 17:53
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Literally The Worst posted:This is actually how I'm going to go to the Domino's interview. Each night when I return the delivery car to the garage, I have to clean the Mountain Dew off the back seat. Some nights, I clean off the sauce.
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Literally The Worst posted:I would actually wager that he's less articulate than me after a couple of beers. I get loving poetic when I'm drunk. I spent like twenty minutes pontificating on superhero costume design once, focusing mainly on Netflix Daredevil but also branching into the MCU in general's costumes, and I don't think I said gently caress once. It was all "Man, like, Daredevil is so much cooler without eyes because it reinforces the "blind justice" metaphor plus he looks like some kind of demon out of hell furthermore let me tell you about how Captain America's costumes draw from actual battle gear over the ages" poo poo. I did follow it up by asking the roommate if she had ever queefed though. This could actually be a decent way for you to make a bunch of Youtube money. Like not Pewdiepie money where you get filthy rich or even enough to make a living just by ranting into a camera but probably enough to have at least a bit of extra money for robo-dolls.
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Mar 19, 2015 17:55
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Coffee And Pie posted:Each night when I return the delivery car to the garage, I have to clean the Mountain Dew off the back seat. Some nights, I clean off the sauce. holy poo poo
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Baron von Eevl posted:Dickeye, what app do you use for reading comics? How much does that poo poo end up being? I want to read a ton of Judge Dredd but I don't want to spend $350-$450 on 23 volumes of TPBs. I cannot answer that question on the grounds that it might incriminate myself. Best way to read Dredd/2kAD is to get ComicZeal for three bucks and then buy the trades off 2kAD's digital store for fifteen a pop. If you want to read old issues of 2kAD, like 1970s old, that's an entirely different question.
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Mar 19, 2015 17:58
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FreudianSlippers posted:This could actually be a decent way for you to make a bunch of Youtube money. Ahahaha....no.
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Mar 19, 2015 17:59
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LORD OF BUTT posted:Is that any good? It's shown up on Netflix for me a few times and I like Clive Owen, but it looks 90s-TV-movie as gently caress from the poster and description. Yeah, it's pretty good. Worth watching.
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I recently applied for a job in a funeral home. I hope I get it because it sounds like a really depressing and spooky job.axleblaze posted:Ahahaha....no. A friend of mine makes NBA videos on youtube and he's like the 11th or 10th most popular channel in Iceland, which is to say not very popular in the grand scope, and he gets a bit of extra money from monetizing his videos. FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Mar 19, 2015 |
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Literally The Worst posted:I cannot answer that question on the grounds that it might incriminate myself. Ah, I was hoping there was a subscription service or some poo poo. Kindle editions are like $10.50 for the trades.
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FreudianSlippers posted:This could actually be a decent way for you to make a bunch of Youtube money. Noooooope. Might still be fun though. I've wanted to do some kind of comic book blog/podcast for forever but I hate writing and CPL is too busy being a buttgay to record a podcast with me. Baron von Eevl posted:Ah, I was hoping there was a subscription service or some poo poo. Kindle editions are like $10.50 for the trades. Oh no, the only time you see that is peopl like Marvel or Archie or Crunchyroll, who have a large netflix-esque library that they charge for access to. I'm a big fan of getting your poo poo striaght from 2kAD or Image though, they both offer their poo poo completely DRM free.
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Coffee And Pie posted:Each night when I return the delivery car to the garage, I have to clean the Mountain Dew off the back seat. Some nights, I clean off the sauce. 
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FreudianSlippers posted:A friend of mine makes NBA videos on youtube and he's like the 11th or 10th most popular channel in Iceland, which is to say not very popular in the grand scope, and he gets a bit of extra money from monetizing his videos. I meant that more in the sense that people would probably be more likely to give money to get Dickeye to shut up about comics.
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axleblaze posted:I meant that more in the sense that people would probably be more likely to give money to get Dickeye to shut up about comics. 
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I dunno man. Dickeye is a lot less obnoxious then Linkara, a man who rants about comics on the internet for a living.
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FreudianSlippers posted:I dunno man. Dickeye is a lot less obnoxious then Linkara, a man who rants about comics on the internet for a living. Linkara's voice makes me want to stab someone in the throat. Didn't he do those Power Rangers videos for That Guy With The Glasses? I'm p sure he's also the one behind the only toku podcast, which is why I don't listen to toku podcasts.
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Mar 19, 2015 18:12
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 This man makes 2600+ dollars per month for talking on the internet.
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Podcasters with Attitude is by a bunch of goons, not Linkara, I'm pretty sure.
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LORD OF BUTT posted:Podcasters with Attitude is by a bunch of goons, not Linkara, I'm pretty sure. PWA is a Power Rangers podcast, Low Visibility is Linkara's general toku one. FreudianSlippers posted:
If I can't make at least fifty I'll kill myself.
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Mar 19, 2015 18:22
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PWA talks about the original Sentai a lot too, not just Power Rangers.
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Mar 19, 2015 18:36
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The new season of Sunny is loving fantastic. The episode about the dude drinking himself to death is the best. "I call him Mr. Cocksucker, because he sucks so many cocks"
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I'm giving Peep Show a shot, it's very disorienting.
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Mar 19, 2015 18:57
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penismightier posted:I'm giving Peep Show a shot, it's very disorienting. The first-person stuff gets downplayed as it goes along, mostly for the better.
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The cinematography is the least uncomfortable aspect of Peep Show.
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So, smoking a bunch of crank right before an interview: good idea? I want to come off as a real go-getter, lots of energy.
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In gaming news, Konami might be bailing out videogaming or something cause not only Kojima is leaving it, but a whole bunch other people, and Love Plus game director already left.
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