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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Shaggar posted:

idk who that is

dumb arse

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Dubstep Jesus
Jun 27, 2012

by exmarx

Nintendo Kid posted:

they're also from every classic rock station ever + some "alternative" music stations

maybe if the dj were playin' some of those bands made up of harmonix employees that end up the bonus tracks i'd buy it

but it's still stupid as hell to look that up while at a bar lol

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
"I'm amazed by how sensitively people responded to some of the privacy issues,"

Google explains why and how Glass failed

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

prefect posted:

"I'm amazed by how sensitively people responded to some of the privacy issues,"

Google explains why and how Glass failed

let's play a game called Sociopath or Autist

A. Sociopath
B. Autist
C. Trick question, both

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

let's play a game called Sociopath or Autist

A. Sociopath
B. Autist
C. Trick question, both

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



also

quote:

Google's "Director of Moonshots" Astro Teller

shoot this guy into the moon

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

let's play a game called Sociopath or Autist

A. Sociopath
B. Autist
C. Trick question, both

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

Snapchat A Titty posted:

also


shoot this guy into the moon

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

let's play a game called Sociopath or Autist

A. Sociopath
B. Autist
C. Trains

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

let's play a game called Sociopath or Autist

A. Sociopath
B. Autist
C. Trick question, both

this game isn't very fun :(

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Thinking about it, there's also D. Intentionally malicious

sociopaths afaik dont give a poo poo as long as they come out on top. you gotta be a step above that to gain actual pleasure from causing suffering or some poo poo?

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Mar 22, 2015

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



kevin i am not getting pleasure from [unicode unknown] signs or whatever those are :(

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

PleasureKevin posted:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

I currently am experiencing pleasure, Kevin :tipshat:

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Thinking about it, there's also D. Intentionally malicious

sociopaths afaik dont give a poo poo as long as they come out on top. you gotta be a step above that to gain actual pleasure from causing suffering or some poo poo?

sociopathy aka anti-social personality disorder

they are hugely aggressive and enjoy manipulating people

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene
sociopaths are not cool, calculating motherfuckers like in the movies. they're friendly as hell, slick as oiled poo poo, and have really poor impulse control

charlie sheen not magneto

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
Bernie Madoff

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Notorious b.s.d. posted:

sociopaths are not cool, calculating motherfuckers like in the movies. they're friendly as hell, slick as oiled poo poo, and have really poor impulse control

charlie sheen not magneto

the guest without a goal

kinda?

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

Wheany posted:

holy loving poo poo, whose dumb idea was it to autoplay suggested videos on youtube, goddamn.

idk it's almost like they've got someone else with autoplay videos claiming massive numbers in video plays

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

ultramiraculous posted:

idk it's almost like they've got someone else with autoplay videos claiming massive numbers in video plays

who

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

hitler

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

its youtube so that was a given

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

my guesses are
netfix, for being a service that plays "next" videos automatically
vine, for looping the same short clip over and over and listing ridiculous numbers for number of plays
facebook, for autoplaying their own videos and apparently having had more videos uploaded to it than youtube lately.

but the only thing that really fits the new thing is netflix. i don't think facebook plays other videos automatically, just ones posted by your friends that you scroll by.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Wheany posted:

my guesses are
netfix, for being a service that plays "next" videos automatically
vine, for looping the same short clip over and over and listing ridiculous numbers for number of plays
facebook, for autoplaying their own videos and apparently having had more videos uploaded to it than youtube lately.

but the only thing that really fits the new thing is netflix. i don't think facebook plays other videos automatically, just ones posted by your friends that you scroll by.
netflix curates ordered lists
does anyone care about vine numbers that aren't shares
lol if you enable plugins on *.facebook.com

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Celexi posted:

in other news google is changing android's application design yet again starting with youtube:



what alphabet is this

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

p sure its thai

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
i was reading an article about electric cars and it brought up the fact that google was building their own driverless thing



how could i forget that this is a thing that exists and that google thinks people want

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Beeftweeter posted:

i was reading an article about electric cars and it brought up the fact that google was building their own driverless thing



how could i forget that this is a thing that exists and that google thinks people want

google has never planned to sell the prototype car, among other things it fails required crash protection poo poo pretty hard so it couldn't be sold in mass production

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I see google self driving cars all the time in mountain view. they are all Lexus RX hybrids.

these google-designed joke vehicles are not allowed on public roads

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

self-driving cars: for when you're too poor for a driver service, but too class-anxious to take the bus

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
loving a coworker is almost the worst idea in the world

a close second to the holocaust

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Nintendo Kid posted:

google has never planned to sell the prototype car, among other things it fails required crash protection poo poo pretty hard so it couldn't be sold in mass production

its still hilarious. i remember news outlets sending out alerts like "google to reveal car!!!" "google car coming to you soon!!!!"

and then they showed this loving thing lol

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

Blue Train posted:

p sure its thai

it's thai, i remember looking it up when that was posted

the show is apparently a soap-opera parody. or not quite a parody but just intentionally over the top? i don't know, man

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

PleasureKevin posted:

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did this even work

i tried it in mac chrome and it didn't crash

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Mar 22, 2015

crusader_complex
Jun 4, 2012
~beepbeep~ here comes a huge somethingorother

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here

poty posted:

loving a coworker is almost the worst idea in the world

a close second to the holocaust

what if you can just fire them after you're done loving them?

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Stringent posted:

what if you can just fire them after you're done loving them?

you hope you have good lawyers

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

what if she's your boss?

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

theflyingexecutive posted:

what if she's your boss?

hell yeah I'm getting a raise

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anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

The Management posted:

hell yeah I'm getting a raise
:mmmhmm:

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