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ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

thespaceinvader posted:

It's possible this is apocryphal, but I gather that in the Vietnam war, when troops were being extracted from jungles, they would use explosives to clear the jungle for the Hueys.

If the LZ they cleared was not quite big enough, the Huey would clear the LZ by itself, using its main rotor. Not full trees, I don't think, but I definitely heard that it would do light vegetation and branches.

Did you hear this from an uncle who was totally in the special forces but can't tell you anything about what he did there because state secrets man.

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

thespaceinvader posted:

It's possible this is apocryphal, but I gather that in the Vietnam war, when troops were being extracted from jungles, they would use explosives to clear the jungle for the Hueys.

If the LZ they cleared was not quite big enough, the Huey would clear the LZ by itself, using its main rotor. Not full trees, I don't think, but I definitely heard that it would do light vegetation and branches.

I, too, remember the plot point from a not-so-great book.

It was one of the Jack Reacher books if anyone is curious.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

whats going on in this gif

HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

whats going on in this gif

I think it's from that YouTube channel that does the fake instructional videos that used to be funny but are now just OMG SO RANDOM.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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thespaceinvader posted:

It's possible this is apocryphal, but I gather that in the Vietnam war, when troops were being extracted from jungles, they would use explosives to clear the jungle for the Hueys.

If the LZ they cleared was not quite big enough, the Huey would clear the LZ by itself, using its main rotor. Not full trees, I don't think, but I definitely heard that it would do light vegetation and branches.

Well yes, but this would literally shorten the blades of the chopper and if they hit anything big then the blades could be seriously hosed.. Chopper blades are designed to be lightweight and flexible so they can fly and this doesn't make them very good for chopping things. It was generally not good practice but some pilots would do it in order to medivac guys because they felt the risk was worth it.

Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?
I remember on ER after Romano lost his arm, the helicopter pilot was not willing to take off because he couldn't tell if there was any damage to the helicopter.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Atticus_1354 posted:

It was generally not good practice but some pilots would do it in order to medivac guys because they felt the risk was worth it.
I saw a chopper pilot tell this story in some documentary and the sort of greenery he was talking about was bamboo. They also explained how this wasn't really supposed or expected to work even once, but they got to two or three flights before the chopper was completely hosed anyway.

e: Yeah that vvvvv

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Factor Mystic
Mar 20, 2006

Baby's First Post-Apocalyptic Fiction

thespaceinvader posted:

It's possible this is apocryphal, but I gather that in the Vietnam war, when troops were being extracted from jungles, they would use explosives to clear the jungle for the Hueys.

If the LZ they cleared was not quite big enough, the Huey would clear the LZ by itself, using its main rotor. Not full trees, I don't think, but I definitely heard that it would do light vegetation and branches.


ryonguy posted:

Did you hear this from an uncle who was totally in the special forces but can't tell you anything about what he did there because state secrets man.


Pesticide20 posted:

I, too, remember the plot point from a not-so-great book.

It was one of the Jack Reacher books if anyone is curious.

Well also something like that happened in real life: http://www.airspacemag.com/daily-planet/helicopter-missions-vietnam-firefight-179939835/?no-ist

quote:

When they got to the coordinates, they realized there was no landing zone; tall bamboo covered the area where they were meant to set down. Baca and Liss decided that the lack of a landing zone wouldn’t slow them down: they decided to use the Huey’s rotor blades to slice through the bamboo canopy. “We were a lawnmower, basically,” recalls Baca. Fully aware that damage to the underside of the rotor blade could cripple their helicopter, the two carved out a landing zone and set down. They picked up six casualties and headed back to camp.

I saw a documentary that interviewed all these dudes. Pretty amazing.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Factor Mystic posted:

I saw a documentary that interviewed all these dudes. Pretty amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mE5stttVSI

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
The book "Chickenhawk" by Bob Mason is a good read for anybody interested in helicopters or the Vietnam war.

quote:

The heavy, thudding noise of the main rotors - the characteristic wop-wop-wop sound - was caused by their huge size, 48 feet from tip to tip, and a 21-inch chord (width). With ballast weights at each blade tip, the whirling rotor system had tremendous inertia. The IP demonstrated this inertia with a trick that only a Huey could do. On the ground at normal rotor speed (330 rpm) he cut the power, picked the machine up to a four-foot hover, turned completely around, and set it back on the ground. Incredible! Any other helicopter would just sit there, not rising an inch, while the rotors slowed down. These big metal blades with the weights in the tips would serve me well in Vietnam. Their strength and inertia allowed them to chop small tree branches with ease.

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Sky King told me later that he didn't believe we were going to make it. The clearing was a tight circle cut out of a stand of saplings, and the grunts had put too many wounded on board for us to hover. To top it off, we were under continuous fire.

What I did was considered reckless. The solution was automatic. The ship lost rpm at a one-foot hover, I could not leave anyone behind - because men were dying - and we were surrounded by fifteen-foot bushes and saplings. But we were on a hill. My instincts told me that if I could get through the barrier, the ship could dive down the side of the hill and we could fly. So, while Sky King advised me that we would have to drop at least one man, I shook my head and headed for the thinnest section of the vegetable wall. Luckily, the rotors are so high above the ground that they had to cut only the thinner tops of the saplings. Our nose forced through the branches and leaves, the skids tugged on clinging things, and the rotors exploded into the stuff. It sounded like we were crashing. Men screamed in the back of the ship. But even as we struggled through the trees and leaves and bushes, the ground dropped beneath us. The rotors cleared the tops, and we dragged the fuselage through the list of the foliage. We burst out of the thicket in a swirl of debris - a turbine-powered brush cutter. I sailed down the side of the hill, picked up some airspeed, and then climbed out. Sky King said, "I don't loving believe it!"

quote:

I hit the turn fast, banked hard over, and as we slipped toward the ground, I saw that I was going to hit some stuff anyway. The main rotor smashed some dead branches, sounding like machine-gun fire. I flared for the landing and we were down.

"Great. Now how are you going to get out?" said Sky King.

I didn't answer, because I didn't know how I was going to get out. The grunts grabbed the wounded man. He was unconscious, his fatigue blouse sopping with his blood. At that point I noticed the cameraman standing back filming the whole thing.. The grunts were prone beside him, laying out cover fire to ward the jungle. When I saw him aim the camera toward the cockpit, I sat a little straighter, and thought cool thoughts, in case those, too, might somehow be recorded. The crew chief called that we were ready, and the cameraman jumped on board.

In fact, there was no acceptable way to get out. There was not enough room to accelerate and bank back out through the slot. Some of the high branches hung over our rotor disk. By the book, we were trapped.

But I had seen rotor blades stand up to incredible stress before, so I decided to take the brute-force option. I picked up to the hover, turned the tail until it matched a slot in the overhanging branches, and then pulled the pitch. We climbed straight up twenty feet before the rotors smashed into cane-thick branches at nearly every point of their circle. It sounded like the rotors were being smashed to pieces. Seconds later we cleared the treetops and I nosed over, accelerating to ward the airstrip five miles away.

"Someday you're going to hit a branch that's just a little too big," Sky King said after a long quiet.
"What then?" I asked.
"Then your ship's going to come apart, and you're going to kill yourself and everybody around you."
"Now that's frightening," I said. "I think maybe I oughta quit this job and go home."

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
http://i.imgur.com/UhCpIoJ.gifv

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

"License to kill...yourself."

Yup, watching the whole thing now. Thanks!

edit: also worth it for American Jeremy Clarkson

Grey Fox has a new favorite as of 22:12 on Mar 20, 2015

Grass Effect
Aug 10, 2014

HBomb posted:

I think it's from that YouTube channel that does the fake instructional videos that used to be funny but are now just OMG SO RANDOM.

He still never wears pants, so he has that going for him.
His downfall probably stemmed from being affiliated with Filthy Frank.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

uwaeve posted:

A helicopter cannot do this without accelerating forward:
http://youtu.be/u0N4nuBY2a4

gently caress! How does anyone look at the latter and not think the former? Did they look at it and decide gently caress it that looks retardedda bitchtits we're now relocating this franchise to the Tom'n'Jerry universe, cause that's the Rob Liefeld of cinema right there. gently caress me right in the colostomy hole no wonder we're getting stupider by the generation feeding ourselves that poo poo.

On the other hand

Azhais posted:

http://i.imgur.com/UhCpIoJ.gifv MOMMYYYY! Mommy look what I found look what I found look what I found!!!!!!!!! Love you mommy :haw:
this puts me right out of my pout :)

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Fire Storm posted:

I remember on ER after Romano lost his arm, the helicopter pilot was not willing to take off because he couldn't tell if there was any damage to the helicopter.



That guy was a dick, and teenage me was glad when it happened :colbert:

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

Factor Mystic posted:

Well also something like that happened in real life: http://www.airspacemag.com/daily-planet/helicopter-missions-vietnam-firefight-179939835/?no-ist


I saw a documentary that interviewed all these dudes. Pretty amazing.

Whelp I'm wrong, cool stuff.

Karate Bastard posted:

gently caress! How does anyone look at the latter and not think the former? Did they look at it and decide gently caress it that looks retardedda bitchtits we're now relocating this franchise to the Tom'n'Jerry universe, cause that's the Rob Liefeld of cinema right there. gently caress me right in the colostomy hole no wonder we're getting stupider by the generation feeding ourselves that poo poo.

Goldeneye was the only good DaltonBrosnan-era Bond, imho. However, that may be rose colored glasses as it was the first Bond I saw in theaters.

Goddamn it...

ryonguy has a new favorite as of 01:02 on Mar 23, 2015

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

ryonguy posted:

Whelp I'm wrong, cool stuff.


Goldeneye was the only good Dalton-era Bond, imho. However, that may be rose colored glasses as it was the first Bond I saw in theaters.

:ssh: That was Pierce Brosnan.

boscoman
May 14, 2004

Eats like a meal...

Oh, man. I was expecting "WASTED" to come up on the screen at the end :(

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

ryonguy posted:

Whelp I'm wrong, cool stuff.


Goldeneye was the only good Dalton-era Bond, imho. However, that may be rose colored glasses as it was the first Bond I saw in theaters.

Dalton was only in Living Daylights and License to Kill, neither of which were all that great. Fun fact though, he was actually approached to play Bond in On Her Majesty's Secret Service almost 20 years earlier.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

stubblyhead posted:

Dalton was only in Living Daylights and License to Kill, neither of which were all that great.

Still better than most of Moore's run.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

whats going on in this gif

HBomb posted:

I think it's from that YouTube channel that does the fake instructional videos that used to be funny but are now just OMG SO RANDOM.


It's the Youtube Channel HowToBasic

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Still better than most of Moore's run.

None of them have anything on Lazenby

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Azhais posted:

None of them have anything on Lazenby

Because none of them featured James Bond getting married.

s03e23 @ 42:00 -- The Castle Of Fu-Manchu


-You fly, I'll buy.

-Solid, Jackson

-Oh bite me, it's fun.

Jobbo_Fett has a new favorite as of 12:35 on May 3, 2015

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT

Kinda surprised nobody went "Deal with it" on that gif.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
s04e02 @ 1:30:00 -- The Giant Gila Monster

Jobbo_Fett has a new favorite as of 12:36 on May 3, 2015

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I want those 3 minutes of my life back.

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT
Death to american imperialists!

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!
That last shot of him getting shot in the head is pretty loving funny.

edit: Not talking about that cat gif, but maybe someone shot at it too, I don't know.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

"Uh-oh...:catstare:"

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

enigmahfc posted:

That last shot of him getting shot in the head is pretty loving funny.

edit: Not talking about that cat gif, but maybe someone shot at it too, I don't know.

Maybe he shouldn't have taken battle strategy from a 6yos birthday card, then.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Related to Bond chat: does anybody have the clip from Diamonds are Forever where Connery shows off his master spy skills by making out with himself?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Fate... accepted.

Karnegal
Dec 24, 2005

Is it... safe?

Mierenneuker posted:

I want those 3 minutes of my life back.

Yeah I should have just taken this to heart and not bothered watching it.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

thespaceinvader posted:

It's possible this is apocryphal, but I gather that in the Vietnam war, when troops were being extracted from jungles, they would use explosives to clear the jungle for the Hueys.

If the LZ they cleared was not quite big enough, the Huey would clear the LZ by itself, using its main rotor. Not full trees, I don't think, but I definitely heard that it would do light vegetation and branches.

Light vegetation is one thing. Actual trees gets you this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW5Dxizy4ZE

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Karnegal posted:

Yeah I should have just taken this to heart and not bothered watching it.

It made me laugh when the black guy showed up. Drawing black people is hard.

e:



He looks like a loving golem.

Decrepus has a new favorite as of 22:36 on Mar 21, 2015

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Decrepus posted:

It made me laugh when the black guy showed up. Drawing black people is hard.

e:



He looks like a loving golem.

So does the white guy, by looking at it, I think that if the white guy were drawn bald he'd look exactly like the black guy.

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Rincewinds posted:

Death to american imperialists!

What kind of PMC hires random guys with no military training?

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