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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I see this and think that someone was on the back of his motorcycle and they had an accident and the guy's face slammed into his shoulder so hard that it left an image imprint.

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jess
May 26, 2005

you fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I see this and think that someone was on the back of his motorcycle and they had an accident and the guy's face slammed into his shoulder so hard that it left an image imprint.

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!
So here's a dude:



The guy was a neo-nazi and he got away from that scene and wanted to get rid of the tattoos so he could get a job to provide for his family. There's a documentary about the removal process thing called Erasing Hate. Like this dude was pretty badass but he was wincing and whimpering through the removal. That must hurt like hell.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Pingiivi posted:

So here's a dude:



The guy was a neo-nazi and he got away from that scene and wanted to get rid of the tattoos so he could get a job to provide for his family. There's a documentary about the removal process thing called Erasing Hate. Like this dude was pretty badass but he was wincing and whimpering through the removal. That must hurt like hell.

I just tracked down and watched that. First, :stonk: Second, it is really gripping.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
If you can tell what this is, you're a lot better than me.




It's supposed to be the Cat's Eye Nebula.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

hyperhazard posted:

If you can tell what this is, you're a lot better than me.




It's supposed to be the Cat's Eye Nebula.



Wow. I thought it was a crescent. Like Pillsbury's version of a croissant.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
My first guess was Screw Attack.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
I thought it was Thanos.

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.
To me, it looked like a conga line of muscular dudes hugging each other.

And since we're talking Rorschach tattoos...

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


It's MEANT to be scaled that way.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

:wtf:?

Is that a fish or a lizard or scratch paper with a tattooist's doodles?

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

:wtf:?

Is that a fish or a lizard or scratch paper with a tattooist's doodles?

I think it's the start of a fish, without a face and the fins (dorsal fin on the right, tail at the top) yet. Guy started on the detail before even finishing the outline.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
You're right. It took me a while, but now I finally see it.



I'm guessing it's supposed to be a koi?

E: Holy gently caress, I thought that was a woman until I saw the beard on the right side of the face. It's a dude with a greasy ponytail and some sort of hat...

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

hyperhazard posted:

You're right. It took me a while, but now I finally see it.



I'm guessing it's supposed to be a koi?

E: Holy gently caress, I thought that was a woman until I saw the beard on the right side of the face. It's a dude with a greasy ponytail and some sort of hat...

I don't know, it still looks like the guy tattooed his own back with part of a weather map from National Weather Service.

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

hyperhazard posted:

You're right. It took me a while, but now I finally see it.



I'm guessing it's supposed to be a koi?

E: Holy gently caress, I thought that was a woman until I saw the beard on the right side of the face. It's a dude with a greasy ponytail and some sort of hat...

Wonder what kind of hat that is???

Magnus Praeda
Jul 18, 2003
The largess in the land.

Maggie Fletcher posted:

Wonder what kind of hat that is???

Looks like some kind of cowboy hat.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Nice juice box in the BG. Speaking of which:

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

aidoru
Oct 24, 2010

Lots of food tattoos.

Giga Pet giveaway
Jun 28, 2008

You're Not Welcome?

[howls between pbr burps]

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

PaleInkedBoy posted:


[howls between pbr burps]

The only thing wrong with this tattoo is the fact that the wolf(?) stops at the neck.

Well, that, and it's executed like poo poo. I like it, anyway, minus the disembodied head.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Centripetal Horse posted:

The only thing wrong with this tattoo is the fact that the wolf(?) stops at the neck.

Well, that, and it's executed like poo poo. I like it, anyway, minus the disembodied head.

I think it's supposed to be a T-shirt under the flannel. Like the Kurt Cobain look.

But it really does look like a floating head.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I thought it was a person wearing a wolf mask.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

jess
May 26, 2005

you fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

All :nws: :

http://i.imgur.com/lCeuLne.png
http://i.imgur.com/9F3s86T.png
http://i.imgur.com/ACm8huC.png
http://i.imgur.com/2mhLYUl.png
http://i.imgur.com/8Q081FN.png
http://i.imgur.com/B1v2iCb.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/unlhwv4.png
http://i.imgur.com/Yrz0Ao8.png
http://i.imgur.com/WsWnGlb.png
http://i.imgur.com/cUMG7Lx.png

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

At least he has a comb to keep his back hair in check.


Does a scalp tattoo hurt as much as I'm imagining it would ?

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004

Istari posted:

At least he has a comb to keep his back hair in check.


Does a scalp tattoo hurt as much as I'm imagining it would ?

I sat next to a guy getting it done at a shop and he said it wasn't that bad. A couple other people I know who have it done have told me the same. It's supposed to be really odd feeling though.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Seriously? It took me 5 seconds to Google this:


Would it have been so hard to use that for a stencil? Or at least a reference? This kind of reminds me of an old thread where people got their parents to draw Simpsons characters from memory.

light_urple
Sep 26, 2002

Meow!

ToastFaceKillah posted:



This says it's Barbie, but I think it's one of those Chinese knock offs.

Awful tattoo, but it is supposed to be original Barbie...

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ToastFaceKillah
Dec 25, 2010

every day could be your last
in the jungle

light_urple posted:

Awful tattoo, but it is supposed to be original Barbie...



I was being facetious.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

:nws: for really shitily drawn nudity
http://i.imgur.com/2wj9R27.jpg

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Yeah, pretty sure breasts don't work that way.


Contribution.

Gaggins
Nov 20, 2007


Is her titty a lipstick

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Say Nothing posted:

Yeah, pretty sure breasts don't work that way.


I can't even find the breasts ?

e: Oh.
Found it.
I was confused by the shoulder.
(I'm still confused by the shoulder.)

Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.

Say Nothing posted:

Contribution.



Big Nabokov fan, I guess.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day
Here's some proof that even if you go to the best shop in the area (Philly) and choose an amazing artist you probably still shouldn't get an all-text tattoo.



Took me a solid 5 minutes to figure out "past", even seeing it in context.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

fullroundaction posted:

Here's some proof that even if you go to the best shop in the area (Philly) and choose an amazing artist you probably still shouldn't get an all-text tattoo.



Took me a solid 5 minutes to figure out "past", even seeing it in context.

The P is what fucks it up the worst. I had trouble figuring out where the A started because I kept confusing its start for the straight line on the curvature of the P, if that makes any sense.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Cosima posted:

The P is what fucks it up the worst. I had trouble figuring out where the A started because I kept confusing its start for the straight line on the curvature of the P, if that makes any sense.

I still can't find the S. All I can see is PAhT.

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neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

hyperhazard posted:

I still can't find the S. All I can see is PAhT.

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