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atomicthumbs posted:You can eliminate steps 5-7 by using their scanned mail to steal their identities and underpay people in India to telecommute and make it seem like they never died and are simply very happy in their new apartment. Use the remaining amounts in their bank accounts to fund research on expert systems to accomplish this purpose, and eventually you will have autonomous AI collective highrise tombs pretending to be immortal and very satisfied tech bros But then you could only use each highrise tomb once. Oh, you could use their incomes as your company's revenues to build more highrise tombs Could also have these (seemingly not dead but dead) tech guys "take a sabbatical" or "spend more time with their families" and then re-use the highrise tombs.
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Optimus_Rhyme posted:Foster City is struggling with this. My friends bitch about the cost of a house there (lol 1.2 million for a two bedroom townhouse) but because the schools are so great here, and there was some undeveloped land everyone is building dense as gently caress housing (gotta get top dolla). actually, old houses are better.
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:rovio is proof that investor storytime doesn't end when you go to public markets. the numbers just get bigger At least they didn't have an IPO at the peak of their bubble (though they were really close to doing it), which would've taken the small investors along with them in the dumpster. The execs must be kicking themselves over that one, as it's unlikely to happen at all now. e: by execs I mean that one guy who owns 70% of the stock Double Bill fucked around with this message at 13:24 on Mar 21, 2015 |
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Citizen Tayne posted:actually, old houses are better. just change "unless" to "because" and it works out
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Citizen Tayne posted:actually, old houses are better. my dad's house is 215 years old and it seems pretty good
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http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/roo/4938879319.html $625/mo for a closet lmao
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Mar 21, 2015 15:27
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Female 25-30 who is at least somewhat outgoing/social and has lived with roommates before. We both have busy work weeks but always find the time to relax and chill with each other, 420 friendly is a must. We both drink occasionally but don't expect raging parties or friends over all the time- please keep your craziness at the bar. Don't ask about bringing your boyfriend over for extended stays or animals cause that aint happening either. Must be fairly clean (in the kitchen& bathroom!) and employed full-time.
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Mar 21, 2015 15:28
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FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMALE
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/roo/4938879319.html lol
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Wild EEPROM posted:But then you could only use each highrise tomb once. no, do you really think that people would notice that a five story building has five thousand apartments?
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my hobbies include doing laundry, paying taxes, and brushing my teeth
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Luigi Thirty posted:Female 25-30 who is at least somewhat outgoing/social and has lived with roommates before. We both have busy work weeks but always find the time to relax and chill with each other, 420 friendly is a must. We both drink occasionally but don't expect raging parties or friends over all the time- please keep your craziness at the bar. Don't ask about bringing your boyfriend over for extended stays or animals cause that aint happening either. Must be fairly clean (in the kitchen& bathroom!) and employed full-time. lol they just want a ghost that happens to pay rent.
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carry on then posted:my hobbies include doing laundry, paying taxes, and brushing my teeth you've been hella funny since you dumped that sadbrain gimmick
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every time I see a craigslist roommate ad it makes the rent I pay for my own place feel that much more reasonable
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Shifty Pony posted:lol they just want a ghost that happens to pay rent. and is happy to haunt a literal closet that can't fit anything more than a twin bed and a tiny dresser
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Optimus_Rhyme posted:this sounds like a PKD novel sounds like a kornbluth story http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Marching_Morons
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Boxturret posted:no, do you really think that people would notice that a five story building has five thousand apartments? just say that the majority of them are underground, a revolutionary disruptive combination of basement suites and modern apartments
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A partnership between United Nations Women and Uber to create jobs for women lasted only eight days before one side backed away from it, citing an outcry from union groups that said Uber drivers jobs are low-paying and unstable. Uber’s announcement on March 10 that it was embarking on a global partnership with UN Women — which accompanied a promise from Uber to create 1 million jobs for women by 2020 — was turned on its head this week when UN Women executive director Phumzile Mlambo-Ngcuka said they would not be working together anymore. “I want to assure that not only are we listening, we are aligned,” Mlambo-Ngcuka said on Wednesday, referring to criticisms the group faced after the Uber announcement. “And I also want to assure you that UN Women will not accept an offer to collaborate on job creation with Uber, so you can rest assured about that.”
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UN Women? More like blowjob creation, LOL
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:also his loving website has the latest item at the bottom with "infinite scrolling" this is the worst part of the whole thing
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creeps have found two new tricks for harassing and stalking women drivers through uber first, if they tell uber they left something in the driver's car, then uber gives them a phone number that forwards to the drover's uber phone, and then if the driver doesn't answer its forwarded to their personal phone number. uber claims its a temporary number that only works for a given driver for a short time, but actually it lasts forever and never expires or gets reassigned second, if they actually do leave their phone in the car, they can use find my iphone and know exactly where your car or house is, so if they don't feel like meeting you in a public place at the time and place of your choosing to have the phone returned, they can just show up at your front door at 10pm that night, drunk and belligerent.
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/roo/4938879319.html
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Mr. Apollo posted:why do they always ask for Facebook and Instagram profiles? is to make sure you don't associate with ~*~*urban youth*~*~ type people? or ultra creeps who want to gently caress their tenants OldAlias fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Mar 21, 2015 |
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Mar 21, 2015 20:51
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not tech bubble/sv but check this out lol
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Mr. Apollo posted:why do they always ask for Facebook and Instagram profiles? is to make sure you don't associate with ~*~*urban youth*~*~ type people? this can't be a real question... can it?
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"oh i don't have either of those sorry" without lyin only way to be.
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DaNzA posted:can a chinese person be racist against himself eg. a bunch of chinese highschool kids calling each other chinks to try and be cool, is that racist? this is a really complicated thing to answer it depends on whether they're just calling each other that to seem edgy &c, or whether it's a way to acknowledge being part of a marginalized group
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Smythe posted:this can't be a real question... can it? everyone in San Francisco is a terrible person when it comes to real estate.
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Smythe posted:this can't be a real question... can it?
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The Management posted:everyone in San Francisco is a terrible person
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Mr. Apollo posted:well yes and no. I was more curious about the mental gymnastics people do to try and justify asking for that without saying it's to make sure you're white/cute/not poor. it's to check for ~culture fit~
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THC posted:not tech bubble/sv but check this out lol 29th ave skytrain station is currently the best one to score crack at, conveniently
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the only people I knew who put "420 friendly" in their roommate ads were total potheads of the watched Half Baked every goddamn night variety. could be different in sf idk
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