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Aug 9, 2012


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Oct 30, 2009

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Best in the world

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

That look...


in his eyes, even.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

oldpainless posted:

Best in the world

at what exactly

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u
The skinnyfattest in the world

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Punk has dropped a lot of mass since leaving the WWE. And not just in baseball sized balls of puss.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Is there a number to his weight now?

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Roman Reigns posted:

Is there a number to his weight now?

he's been doing his sparring at ~170 against other welterweights so probably around there or like 180-190 + a cut

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
Look at his stupid nipples and handsome face

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Punk is cool af, I love him.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

NienNunb posted:

Punk is cool af, I love him.

why

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

DannoMack posted:

Look at his stupid nipples and handsome face

He'll only have one of those after his first fight.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Gonzo McFee posted:

He'll only have one of those after his first fight.

titty twisters are illegal in the cage

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012


Let's talk about it on my meme podcast Yuiry

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

NienNunb posted:

Let's talk about it on my meme podcast Yuiry

youve been saying this to me/at me for months now and i still have no idea what it means tbh

seems like a simple question, why is cm punk cool to you as a man/cage-fighter

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

He's a great talker, he had great matches when he was a wrestler, without him paving the way for indy wrestlers in WWE It's debatable if a bunch of wrestlers would have even gotten a look in, NXT in it's current form might not even be a thing, he's a legit funny guy, his wife is amazing and he put the shits up WWE so much that they're pursuing a bunch of stupid legal cases vindictively that they'll probably lose.

So why not?

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
CM Punk always looks very tired.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Gonzo McFee posted:

He's a great talker, he had great matches when he was a wrestler, without him paving the way for indy wrestlers in WWE It's debatable if a bunch of wrestlers would have even gotten a look in, NXT in it's current form might not even be a thing, he's a legit funny guy, his wife is amazing and he put the shits up WWE so much that they're pursuing a bunch of stupid legal cases vindictively that they'll probably lose.

So why not?

I guess I'm at a loss how any of those things except for the talking bits translate over to mma or him as a person

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Yuriy posted:

I guess I'm at a loss how any of those things except for the talking bits translate over to mma or him as a person

He has engendered goodwill with his fan base that isn't a difficult thing to understand.

He will create more goodwill when he fights anyone halfway decent and gets obliterated.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Yuriy posted:

I guess I'm at a loss how any of those things except for the talking bits translate over to mma or him as a person

In MMA he's in over his head and going to die. I've come to terms with that.

But outside of that he's pretty cool. I know you don't like him but that's been true since he was a wrestler.

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
he's an annoying douche who says things like "I swear to God my life should be a sitcom"

DannoMack fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Aug 20, 2016

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Gonzo McFee posted:

In MMA he's in over his head and going to die. I've come to terms with that.

But outside of that he's pretty cool. I know you don't like him but that's been true since he was a wrestler.

yea, that's true

i don't like him as a wrestler or a person because from the WHAT DO MY KNUCKLES SAY and his attitude he seems like kind of a bitch and i think that while he's had some okay matches, he's sloppy and held to a lower standard because he fills that role of the anti-WWE guy that people could rally behind

ill acknowledge that he could cut a promo and that he was good with heyman/the pipebomb but thats entirely in a wrestling bubble and now that hes left it, i no longer have any reason to like the dude at all

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Yuriy posted:

I guess I'm at a loss how any of those things except for the talking bits translate over to mma or him as a person

Yes, because personality plays no part in why we like MMA fighters.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Yes, because personality plays no part in why we like MMA fighters.

yea but generally the people with strong personalities (chael, conor, nick diaz) tend to at least have fought before and done something cool/funny

even a guy who is a relative newcomer to the UFC like amirkhani or w/e the finnish dude was called coupled a good personality with an awesome flying knee knock out

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
They should have him fight nick diaz to find out whether weed is cool or not

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Byolante posted:

They should have him fight nick diaz to find out whether weed is cool or not

i 100% agree because seeing nick break him in the cage mentally and physically would be the single funniest thing ive seen in mma

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

fat. imagine if he drank

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


lol the huge bags under his eyes are back, also looks to be sucking in that skinnyfat gut

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Yuriy posted:

i 100% agree because seeing nick break him in the cage mentally and physically would be the single funniest thing ive seen in mma

Seeing him crumble to a million body shots would be cool as gently caress.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Seeing him crumble to a million body shots would be cool as gently caress.

i just wanna see how he handles the non-stop poo poo that pours out of nick's mouth as he accuses him of making bitch noises and stockton slaps his dumb face

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Anderson Silva had to dope himself to the gills to prepare for that what is that straight edge guy going to do?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Y'all MMA guys are weird as gently caress.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Gonzo McFee posted:

Y'all MMA guys are weird as gently caress.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Are there any actual booked fights for CM Punk yet

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

bradzilla posted:

Are there any actual booked fights for CM Punk yet

No, they won't even talk about opponents until summer.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

I like Punk because he's a good wrestler and a cool guy and is pretty cute imo and he pisses off MMA fans.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
He does?

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Last I checked (which admittedly was when he first announced that he would be fighting) there were dudes who were pissed off that he was signed above lesser known dudes who are better. But I don't keep up with MMA at all so I'll relent if I'm way off.

Does Don Frye still fight?

Uncle Kitchener
Nov 18, 2009

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Byolante posted:

They should have him fight nick diaz to find out whether weed is cool or not

then feed him to jones and see if coke is better than pepsi or not

Gonzo McFee posted:

Y'all MMA guys are weird as gently caress.

and it only gets better now put me in a triangle

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Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

NienNunb posted:


Does Don Frye still fight?

He fights and loses to the bottle every day.

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