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Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


I wonder if that's the same half man pigeon mutant that ate Pablo's wife.

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Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
Since this is Pasqualo I'm assuming by playing Mario Kart with her heart he's making a bad pun in reference to snaking.

tlarn
Mar 1, 2013

You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.

Parts Kit posted:

Since this is Pasqualo I'm assuming by playing Mario Kart with her heart he's making a bad pun in reference to snaking.

:vince:

Cheez
Apr 29, 2013

Someone doesn't like a shitty gimmick I like?

:siren:
TIME FOR ME TO WHINE ABOUT IT!
:siren:
Or maybe it's just more direct, and he's referring to the volatile nature of a regular match of Mario Kart. One minute you're in first place and everything is looking great, and the next you're all the way in 8th and you're never getting back (or 12th, now that the new one came out)

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
With this comic I wouldn't be surprised if it was a little of column a and a little of column b really.

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

Parts Kit posted:

Since this is Pasqualo I'm assuming by playing Mario Kart with her heart he's making a bad pun in reference to snaking.

Makes sense but it most probably refers to AI rubberbanding. (aka the non player mario kart opponents are filthy filthy cheaters who have as much speed as they need to leave you behind them when they want to)

Ballz
Dec 16, 2003

it's mario time

Gob's taking a the month of April off. :smith:

Krampus Grewcock
Aug 26, 2010

Gruss vom Krampus!
gDude's gotta store up that creative orgone man. Gobspeed Gob.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Ah well, don't want him to work too hard. Much love for the gobster.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Getting Crunk up in here.

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t
Im the lone skull in the parking lot

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Literally Kermit posted:

Im the lone skull in the parking lot

Hah I was sort of thinking that when I saw it.

Lonny Donoghan
Jan 20, 2009
Pillbug
I'm sexually attracted to the snake girl

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
She's an early adolescent like the rest of the main cast, Mr. Creepy Guy.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Frykte posted:

I'm sexually attracted to the snake girl

She's not even 120, what's wrong with you?

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Wicker Man posted:

Getting Crunk up in here.



This is a good plan. Everyone in 'It Hurts' is good at plans, possibly even the best.

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Leroy Dennui posted:

She's an early adolescent like the rest of the main cast, Mr. Creepy Guy.

Hey, old enough to lay eggs in someone's brain... :pervert:

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
Pas is the worst at being evil.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

Frykte posted:

I'm sexually attracted to the snake girl

With posts like these, I don't even need to read the red text in your avatar!

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I always knew she was a softie!

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



5th panel face is hilarious

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
Gob should post a textless version so someone can get the picture as their av with the text as the words.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Elysiume posted:

Gob should post a textless version so someone can get the picture as their av with the text as the words.

That's a really good idea. It would be perfect.

Gobolatula
Nov 7, 2005

Elysiume posted:

Gob should post a textless version so someone can get the picture as their av with the text as the words.
Here you go, sir:

Lonny Donoghan
Jan 20, 2009
Pillbug

Gobolatula posted:

Here you go, sir:


:blush:

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Gobolatula posted:

Here you go, sir:

u-g-l-y-youaintgotnoalibi.png
rude

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

I think I have a new role model

and her name is Trisssh

:syoon: :swoon:

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
Thank you Gob for remembering that Medusa was actually super hot. I can't think of a more noble way to begin counteracting Hollywood's thoughtless mythical revisionism.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Renaissance Robot posted:

Thank you Gob for remembering that Medusa was actually super hot. I can't think of a more noble way to begin counteracting Hollywood's thoughtless mythical revisionism.

quote:

While descriptions of Gorgons vary across Greek literature and occur in the earliest examples of Greek literature, the term commonly refers to any of three sisters who had hair made of living, venomous snakes, as well as a horrifying visage that turned those who beheld her to stone. Traditionally, while two of the Gorgons were immortal, Stheno and Euryale, their sister Medusa was not, and she was slain by the demigod and hero Perseus

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

A later version of the story has her as being superhot. Then Poseidon raped her in one of Artemis's temples, and Artemis cursed Medusa, because obviously it was all her fault :(

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



Medusa started as the hottest, so post being cursed by Athena she ended up as the ugliest.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

I wonder if a snake-monster's notion of "sexy" is the same as a human's.

:ohdear:

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Angrymog posted:

A later version of the story has her as being superhot. Then Poseidon raped her in one of Artemis's temples, and Artemis cursed Medusa, because obviously it was all her fault :(

Cursed to never get raped again?

Also ugly or not, every dude gets hard for Medusa :v:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Even more outfits for Maddie :3:

Telarra
Oct 9, 2012

They grow up so fast. :unsmith:

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012
Stay in school.
Forever.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Trisssh's :3: face there is great and a half.

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Wicker Man posted:

Even more outfits for Maddie :3:



It figure that one of the only parts of human civilization to survive is 'Winners Don't Do Drugs'.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Command Ant posted:

It figure that one of the only parts of human civilization to survive is 'Winners Don't Do Drugs'.

With so few people surviving, the War on Drugs might actually be winnable if someone would just get Pasqualo to quit getting hammered.

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Fhate
Feb 15, 2007

"Appended to its own quotation is false" appended to its own quotation is false.
Whenever Trisssh's outfit changes, Maddie gets her old one.

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