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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

KKKLIP ART posted:

couldn't this be like any college student, especially any college football fan?

Maybe for like one day a week (Saturday). The rest of the time I was busy writing magnum opus 70 page papers about game theory for a dude named Berejekian who would give me C's

I think if you're a legit alcoholic college drums you out or sends you off to a community college.

HOTLANTA MAN fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Mar 23, 2015

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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Thoguh posted:

ISU hasn't won 8 games in two season.

How do you get out of the bed every morning?

I'm familiar with the symptoms of Fan of a Bad Team Disease. Many of my family members were infected by the Pirates and I work with a lot of Redskins fans.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Maybe for like one day a week (Saturday). The rest of the time I was busy writing magnum opus 70 page papers about game theory for a dude named Berejekian who would give me C's

I think if you're a legit alcoholic college drums you out or sends you off to a community college.

If you can get to the point where you can legally buy alcohol you're usually past the worst of college.

Speaking of which, there's half a bottle in my fridge I need to finish.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

KKKLIP ART posted:

couldn't this be like any college student, especially any college football fan?

He got a DUI and almost killed his girlfriend. Little bit extreme for a college student, par for course when you have to live in Ames :shrug:

TEAMCATLAB REMOVED HIS AMES VIDEO WHY

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches
Former Nebraska (and Iowa before that) DL coach Rick Kaczenski was arrested Saturday night for third degree domestic assault and is still in jail awaiting arraignment today.

AFAIK he hasn't gotten a new gig yet

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Top Hats Monthly posted:

TEAMCATLAB REMOVED HIS AMES VIDEO WHY

As long as there's always this. I should save it in case it gets pulled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO-QTJer3vU

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Sash! posted:

How do you get out of the bed every morning?

I'm familiar with the symptoms of Fan of a Bad Team Disease. Many of my family members were infected by the Pirates and I work with a lot of Redskins fans.

Rooting for a lovely football team is almost easier. After watching ISU's good basketball team fuckup and it ruining my day, I never really have to care what ISU football does because they suck and always will suck. Some years, other teams will outsuck them enough that we make a bowl game, which makes things interesting though.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
Clemson's spring game is April 11, gonna drive up and go watch per usual. I've been searching the news feeds to see if they've decided if Watson will participate or not, I really kind of hope he doesn't considering his ACL surgery... :\

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
So who's going to schedule Kwansei Gakuen first? My bet's on Marshall or Clanga.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Boo, hiss

quote:

COLLEGE PARK, Md. -- President Barack Obama is coming out against compensation for college athletes.

He says it would lead to bidding wars and "ruin the sense of college sports."

VDay
Jul 2, 2003

I'm Pacman Jones!
Obamaaaaaaaaaaaaa :argh:


e: For real though, the "bidding war" counter-argument against player compensation is the dumbest loving strawman.

Regnevelc
Jan 12, 2003

I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

VDay posted:



e: For real though, the "bidding war" counter-argument against player compensation is the dumbest loving strawman.

I don't agree with that.

Granted there would need to be all sorts of stipulation involved with paying players, but there are schools who will be able out-spend other schools and would.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


The NCAA is probably a pretty formidable lobbying force. As are the conferences and their universities.

VDay
Jul 2, 2003

I'm Pacman Jones!

Regnevelc posted:

Granted there would need to be all sorts of stipulation involved with paying players, but there are schools who will be able out-spend other schools and would.

Spoiler alert: schools already out-spend other schools. The idea that Alabama or Florida or Texas or Oregon don't have a huge, arguably insurmountable advantage over most of the Div 1 schools is laughable. Look at the list of the last 30 or 40 national champions and tell me how much of an equal playing field college football is. The idea that paying players a reasonable amount would create some kind of horrible dystopian future where the same 10 teams win everything is a joke because that already happens. The overwhelming majority of the top high school athletes already go almost exclusively to powerhouse programs. Programs like Alabama or Texas or Florida wouldn't need to buy players because those players already want to go there due to the advantages those programs already provide. The idea that poor little Southeastern Wyoming State A&M wouldn't be able to compete with Alabama if players were paid is a bad argument because it implies that the smaller school totally has a chance with Alabama in today's environment.

And just to be clear because this also gets brought up a lot: no one is actually arguing for some kind of open market bidding system where schools are allowed to offer high school kids hundreds of thousands of dollars to come to them. If anything, being able to offer the same reasonable amount to a potential player would give those smaller schools that everyone's concerned about a better shot at landing them. But, again, a top-ranked kid coming out of high school has no reason to go anywhere but a top-tier program so the idea that mid and bottom-tier programs would completely miss out on those 4 and 5 star recruits that they already don't get isn't a good argument for not paying players.

There are plenty of concerns and things that would have to be carefully planned out if players ever got compensated. But some kind of made-up nightmare scenario based on something that no one is suggesting is not a valid argument to stop the entire process from even starting.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

VDay posted:

Obamaaaaaaaaaaaaa :argh:


e: For real though, the "bidding war" counter-argument against player compensation is the dumbest loving strawman.

No it isn't. The richest programs get the best players and run the rest out of league. Then the entire establishment collapses because nobody likes rooting for the Washington Generals.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Can't wait for Texas to pay every college player a million dollars and then lose every game because they gave college kids a million dollars so now every day is spring break

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Deteriorata posted:

No it isn't. The richest programs get the best players and run the rest out of league

A truly dramatic change

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

Deteriorata posted:

No it isn't. The richest programs get the best players and run the rest out of league. Then the entire establishment collapses because nobody likes rooting for the Washington Generals.

You could come up with max payment amounts to keep bidding down, but I fail to see how it makes the issue of haves and have nots any worse than it is now in the climate of unlimited budgets for facilities/athlete dorms, etc.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
If players are paid we're never going to be able to get any good players because they'll all go to Ohio State

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

Detroit_Dogg posted:

If players are paid we're never going to be able to get any good players because they'll all go to Ohio State

Why? Roster size, scholarship limits and time to making it into starting rotations won't change just because players are now payed.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Neil Armbong posted:

You could come up with max payment amounts to keep bidding down, but I fail to see how it makes the issue of haves and have nots any worse than it is now in the climate of unlimited budgets for facilities/athlete dorms, etc.

The issue of haves and have nots used to be a whole lot worse than it is now. I'm in favor of solutions that reduce that imbalance even further, and oppose those that exacerbate it.

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

Deteriorata posted:

The issue of haves and have nots used to be a whole lot worse than it is now. I'm in favor of solutions that reduce that imbalance even further, and oppose those that exacerbate it.

You'd pretty much have to remove all commercialism from the sport. Don't think any AD or broadcaster in the country is going to let that happen on their watch.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
I'm just worried that if we start treating players like human beings it will make it hard for the smaller schools to succeed.

VDay
Jul 2, 2003

I'm Pacman Jones!

Deteriorata posted:

The issue of haves and have nots used to be a whole lot worse than it is now. I'm in favor of solutions that reduce that imbalance even further, and oppose those that exacerbate it.

Then by all means feel free to actually explain how player compensation would exacerbate the have/have nots problem, because all I ever see is "Teams would buy players it would be unfair", which completely ignores both the reality of college football as it is today and the possibility of there being easy solutions (like scholarship limits that already exist).

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Right now we're all on an even playing field, if you start trying to be decent to 18 year old kids it'll throw the system all out of whack and the bigger programs will run rampant over the nation

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
I imagine any scenario where the NCAA accepts paying players it would have a standardized pay for all players in a division, maybe with some adjustments for differing costs of living. There's no way they'd let the Alabamas and Texases pay players whatever they wanted.

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.
I think the more legitimate concern is that we're already spending a bunch of money on athletics, why are we actively debating injecting more money into the system without any provable benefit? Why are were attempting a course that will inject more inequality? I definitely think we need to tip the scales back towards the athletes in terms of fairness, re: looser transfer rules and more security in a scholarship. I am not sure adding additional money to the system solves anything.

I think if we set reasonable limits for what a stipend is and maybe chain to cost of living expenses, you can assure some measure of equity. And maybe the answer is that we do need to split the divisions again. If you can't afford to pay the stipend, you don't get to play in the highest league. Like you already have a large majority of programs that are basically huge money pits already, do you think they can really afford to throw a whole bunch more money in their money pits?

Pakled posted:

I imagine any scenario where the NCAA accepts paying players it would have a standardized pay for all players in a division, maybe with some adjustments for differing costs of living. There's no way they'd let the Alabamas and Texases pay players whatever they wanted.

Except for the fact that these rules are essentially going to be written by those schools.

BI NOW GAY LATER fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Mar 23, 2015

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Guys can you imagine a world in which Auburn pays players, or maybe their parents, or even specifically their father

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Raku posted:

Guys can you imagine a world in which Auburn pays players, or maybe their parents, or even specifically their father

The difference would be it would be sanctioned, compared to all the dirty under the table poo poo that goes on at basically every school now.

VDay
Jul 2, 2003

I'm Pacman Jones!

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

I think the more legitimate concern is that we're already spending a bunch of money on athletics, why are we actively debating injecting more money into the system without any provable benefit?
Players being able to live comfortable lives while they're in college in exchange for the countless hours they spend bringing in millions of dollars to their school seems like a pretty decent benefit.

quote:

Why are were attempting a course that will inject more inequality?
Because it won't actually inject more inequality? Again, the idea that some schools will just magically profit from this while others are kept down is a made-up problem.

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

The difference would be it would be sanctioned, compared to all the dirty under the table poo poo that goes on at basically every school now.
Which would subsequently make all the aforementioned dirty under the table poo poo less effective and potentially help limit it, good point!

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
I could see the result of the O'Bannon and other cases the formation of a licensing dept that pays all players an equal percentage, either yearly or as part of a trust upon graduation.

That would solve the problem of an uneven playing field as well as prevent that money from coming out of school budgets (where even the full cost of attendance is controversial). Though I think cost of attendance is a necessity.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
Just do a simple salary cap and then see how it changes recruiting. No bonuses or counting against multiple years or whatever.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

JesustheDarkLord posted:

Just do a simple salary cap and then see how it changes recruiting. No bonuses or counting against multiple years or whatever.

Oregon seyz: Come play here for 5k, receive 50k/year in a trust to be paid when you leave the school. Oregon gets 200 people on roster, Phil Knight handles trusts.

You have to keep the scholarship limit in effect, that's an absolute.

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Is it far enough into the offseason that I can rematch last season's games and pine for what could have been or do I need to wait till after our spring game before I get that desperate?

C2C - 2.0
May 14, 2006

Dubs In The Key Of Life


Lipstick Apathy
One thing that's imminent if the NCAA allows a play-the-player model: Stealing-food-from-the-cafeteria arrests go down, DUI's/soliciting arrests go up.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

I'm just glad there aren't any bidding wars for top players because that would lead to an auction block atmosphere, maybe even a sort of cycle that several pay sites would chronicle and speculate on

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

KKKLIP ART posted:

Is it far enough into the offseason that I can rematch last season's games and pine for what could have been or do I need to wait till after our spring game before I get that desperate?

The midpoint between UGA's last game of 2014 and their first game of 2015 is May 4th. That seems an appropriate time.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Fraternities become agencies

Which would make those really racist things they chant/write/do somehow more awkward

limeincoke
Jul 3, 2005

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
Jesus. College players get free tuition, free housing, free food, access to the best fitness equipment on earth, athlete only faculties (lounge areas, Ipads in lockers, etc...)all the pussy they can handle, priceless networking opportunities (if you're a former athlete and can't get a job straight out of college simply because of your ex-athlete status u dumb) and the opportunity to play on national TV every week. And, depending on the school and their own motivation level, they don't even actually have to do the whole "student" part.

I guess that seems like more than fair compensation to me? I don't know.

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C2C - 2.0
May 14, 2006

Dubs In The Key Of Life


Lipstick Apathy

limeincoke posted:

Jesus. College players get free tuition, free housing, free food, access to the best fitness equipment on earth, athlete only faculties (lounge areas, Ipads in lockers, etc...)all the pussy they can handle, priceless networking opportunities (if you're a former athlete and can't get a job straight out of college simply because of your ex-athlete status u dumb) and the opportunity to play on national TV every week. And, depending on the school and their own motivation level, they don't even actually have to do the whole "student" part.

I guess that seems like more than fair compensation to me? I don't know.

On the face of it, this is the typical argument against paying players. However, there is a significant time investment that comes along with all of that; you can't really put a price on it or understand the devotion required to maintain student-athlete status.

Also, the universities rake in millions yearly via sports, yet the players are often put in situations due to NCAA rules that leave them without the ability to sometimes even cover, financially, their basic needs.

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