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Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Such is life in Russian thread

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I love that Putin's Ukrainian adversary is slav Willy Wonka

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
Norlisk is for pussies.

Welcome to Pyramiden



Google Street View

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




That's pretty cool, you can follow the Google snowmobiles around through the empty town and out into the mountains.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Snowy posted:

That's pretty cool, you can follow the Google snowmobiles around through the empty town and out into the mountains.

I got lost in the snow and froze to death.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dadm7XR8QrI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C_7FuJVG0c

potato fall from the sky and almost reach ground, but explode in air

such is life

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Younger brother has 8 leg but still get more action than me.

Such is life.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

a hole-y ghost posted:

I love that Putin's Ukrainian adversary is slav Willy Wonka

But he doesn't look anything like Johnny Depp?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Nebelwerfer posted:

welcum twenty pages ago

Nobody remembers 20 pages ago.

And Russian monster wrestlers will devour us all.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

A Handed Missus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dadm7XR8QrI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C_7FuJVG0c

potato fall from the sky and almost reach ground, but explode in air

such is life

Now all Urals smell like baked potato. But there is no potato.


There is never potato.

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

A Handed Missus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dadm7XR8QrI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C_7FuJVG0c

potato fall from the sky and almost reach ground, but explode in air

such is life

NTBT is imperialist propaganda. Such is life.

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
Forty six pages and I don't think anybody has mentioned the Russian Banana yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngz16Awpl5Y&feature=youtu.be&t=41s

naem
May 29, 2011


Nebelwerfer
Jul 25, 2008

He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Say Nothing posted:

Nobody remembers 20 pages ago.

not everone is attention disordered spaz

but on serious side its the neanderthal gene that makes such potatoey wressling men



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B71JiDLV1KU

Truly a people's car, very communal

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

In the Street View this abandoned town seems to be in a better condition than most populated Russian towns. Now let me work on a little theory how to rapidly increase property values and development throughout the country...

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




i will start buying train simulator dlcs for preplanning

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Nebelwerfer posted:

not everone is attention disordered spaz

but on serious side its the neanderthal gene that makes such potatoey wressling men



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B71JiDLV1KU

Truly a people's car, very communal

Nice carpet.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Nebelwerfer posted:

not everone is attention disordered spaz

but on serious side its the neanderthal gene that makes such potatoey wressling men



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B71JiDLV1KU

Truly a people's car, very communal
you can get a lada car for a lidle effort

Nebelwerfer
Jul 25, 2008

He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

a hole-y ghost posted:

you can get a lada car for a lidle effort

Lost car key? Sergei need to borrow car but door not open? No worry, with this one trick that make militsiya mad you will never be stopped for good fun motor aktion!

Nebelwerfer fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Mar 23, 2015

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008


Get out of here Stalker.

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003



sic semper putinis, 4rd rome, etc

Nebelwerfer
Jul 25, 2008

He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Pivotal Lever posted:



sic semper putinis, 4rd rome, etc

welcum to literally three pages ago

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



this thread is great since it helps me simmer down after reading the China thread and wishing death upon their terrible culture

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Nebelwerfer
Jul 25, 2008

He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Gulagman to the rescue

Nebelwerfer
Jul 25, 2008

He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.


teknik

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

it may have been posted in the last russia thread but does anyone have the link to the wiki page with the chart about plane crashes?

I think Russia had like an absurd amount durig the 70s and 80s

Yermaw Zahoor
Feb 24, 2009

For a moment, I thought this was a hand pumped harmonica or something

Kerr0r
Mar 18, 2015

EATIN SHRIMP posted:

it may have been posted in the last russia thread but does anyone have the link to the wiki page with the chart about plane crashes?

I think Russia had like an absurd amount durig the 70s and 80s

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_accidents_and_incidents_involving_commercial_aircraft

ctrl+f "aeroflot"

35 matches

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Somebody told me about an aeroflot flight in the mid 90s from Moscow to Kiev on a small bus-like propeller plane, the guys in the cockpit used cheap walkie talkies to communicate with the tower, because the radio was broken.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Nebelwerfer
Jul 25, 2008

He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

allahu ackbar

Iymarra
Oct 4, 2010




Survived AGDQ 2018 Awful Games block!
Grimey Drawer

Nebelwerfer posted:

allahu ackbar

Nice av/quote combo.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
If nobody catches the backbast with his face, there's no takbir.

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
Russia has perfected the humanitarian supply delivery system

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011


http://webm.land/media/BtWb.webm

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

well ok then

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VoltairePunk
Dec 26, 2012

I have become Umlaut, destroyer of words


:ussr: Uncle Lennon would be proud. :ussr:

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