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Crushinator is not crushing at nearly a rate with which I am comfortable
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quote:TOR -- E. Windros Jr is injured and needs to be evaluated. Return is unknown.
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God dammit I'm up to FOUR career assists. What's going on here?
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ThinkTank posted:God dammit I'm up to FOUR career assists. What's going on here? Shots that hit a teammate or, god forbid, they selfishly deflect?
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Hockles posted:All-Star Break 2019 Update Moving on up. 
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2019 All-Star Game Results Scoring Summary 2nd Period 12:54 - (East) A. Ovechkin (P. O'Bourke, S. Stamkos) 3rd Period 9:57 - (West) T. Seguin (J. Gaudreau) Overtime 3:10 - (East) A. Ekblad (A. Ovechkin, S. Stamkos) Penalty Summary 1st Period 3:36 -- (East) A. Eklbad -- Tripping (Minor) 16:54 - (East) R. Nash -- Holding the Stick (Minor) 2nd Period 0:57 -- (West) P. Kane -- Slashing (Minor) 10:11 - (East) P. O'Bourke -- High Sticking (Minor) 3rd Period 1:35 -- (East) S. Crosby -- Slashing (Minor) 11:16 - (West) D. Doughty -- High Sticking (Minor) 3 Stars of the Game 1) (East) Felix Orphansbane (29 saves, .967 SV%, 0.95 GAA) 2) (West) Pekka Rinne (31 saves, .939 SV%, 1.90 GAA) 3) (East) Alexander Ovechkin (1 goal, 1 assist, +2)  
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Hand Knit posted:eh heh heh heh For the second year ago, the sim is true to life. Concussions for all! The PIM dream isn't dead. Windros Jr would have flirted with 300PIM if not for HOT BRAIN
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Seeing how this will be the last update with me as career goon points leader (barring some sort of horrific, career-ending head injury to Fred Lemur the next time he comes to Winnipeg) I would just like to make it publically known that I am, in fact, the career leader in goon points.
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17 points in 40 games at the All-star break. I'll take it! 
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End of 2018-19 Regular Season Update Notable Stats Lemur finished 4th in Points ThinkTank lead the league in Goals; Lemur is 2nd O'Bourke finished 5th in +/- O'Bourke lead the league in PIM; Picklechips finished 5th Orphansbane lead the league in Wins, GAA and SV% Athanatos lead the AHL in Points; O'Leary is 4th Athanatos finished 5th in Goals in the AHL Athanatos lead the AHL in assists; O'Leary is 4th Windros Jr finished 3rd in PIM in the AHL (Maggio of LEM finished with 352) Pepperdick finished 2nd in Wins, 3rd in GAA, and 5th in SV% in the AHL Transaction News 2/2/19 -- CBJ -- assigned R. Peters to Springfield (AHL) 2/5/19 -- NSH -- assigned Zip to Milwaukee (AHL) 2/24/19 -- CHI -- assigned RC Cola to Rockford (AHL) 1/29/19 -- DET gets: 2 prospects 1/29/19 -- WSH gets: Justin Abdelkader 2/5/19 -- DAL gets: 2020 2nd Round Pick, a prospect 2/5/19 -- PIT gets: Alex Goligoski 2/21/19 -- FLA gets: Alexander Edler 2/21/19 -- VAN gets: 2019 3rd Round Pick, a prospect 3/5/19 -- ANA gets: 2 prospects 3/5/19 -- LAK gets: James Wisniewski 3/5/19 -- MIN gets: C. Buttworth 3/5/19 -- VAN gets: 2019 2nd Round Pick 3/5/19 -- LAK -- assigned B. Bitdiddle to Manchester (AHL) 4/2/19 -- VAN -- recalled M. O'Leary from Utica (AHL) Injury Report EDM -- Yokozuna is out with a Fractured Collarbone. Expected return is 4/19/19 VAN -- J. Helar is out with a Fractured Jaw. Expected return is 4/22/19 MIL -- Zip is out with a Torn Groin. Expected return is 6/2/19   Comments Buttworth is free! Also, first goon trade! ThinkTank is a monster. Also wins the Richard Orphansbane should win the Vezina again, as well as the Jennings Ryan Suter lead the league in hits... let's see if he wins the Masterton, as per my theory. O'Bourke should win the Calder and maybe the Norris, considering he is the first D-Man with 40+ goals since 1986, and the 4th ever. I'm still not entirely sure how the game decides the Selke, but if it is takeaways, McDavid should run away with that http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats
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bottom of the division after winning the cup lol
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Does this game lock in Columbus to the dumpster? Throw me a loving bone. Next season I will demand a trade.
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Jets at 100pts, dang, call me up coach (after winning the Calder Cup for St. John's)
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Im silently becoming the mike gartner of this sim. Not spectacular, but effective.
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Kilza posted:e: What were Van Schubert's stats, Hockles? Just curious. 38gp -- 2.18 -- 21-8-4-1 -- .931 SV%
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Top Hats Monthly posted:Does this game lock in Columbus to the dumpster? Throw me a loving bone. Next season I will demand a trade. We were competing for the playoffs and then they inexplicably sent me down. Playoffs missed. Silliness.
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Hockles posted:38gp -- 2.18 -- 21-8-4-1 -- .931 SV% Oh drat. Certainly gives me more of an idea how good I've been (as in: not that good).
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Oh dear, President's Trophy  e: Hahaha, the circle of life is complete, we sent Goose back to the Penguins 
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Felix is going to win the Calder again too. Seriously, how did "angry" translate to "uber goalie"? Not that I am complaining. Felix is number 1, after all.
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Well, there is no fighting/discipline stat for goalies, so I just cranked up everyone's aggressiveness (which I think just means how far out of the net they come to play the angles). 
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CDX posted:Canucks trade Edler so they can call me up sounds like the nucks, yes
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By the powers of Lanny's moustache, thinktank was close.
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Hockles posted:1/29/19 -- DET gets: 2 prospects I don't care what the gently caress happens for the rest of this sim, nothing can top this for me
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Dandy Kaiser posted:I don't care what the gently caress happens for the rest of this sim, nothing can top this for me It didn't technically meet my requirements for "Star player trade" but it was so stupid that I had to include it. I'm glad somebody enjoyed it. e: at this point, all the prospects are game generated, so instead of listing them out, that is how I will show the trades
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Let's see how Roddy and Edmonton did this year! I know plus/minus is dumb but I still hate seeing -23 this season.
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Can't even keep my PIMs up. Fancy Stats is disappointing big time here.
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11 goals in half a season at 10 mins a game... not too bad
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As someone who played nhl 95 and nothing since, how/why does the game generate those insane 60 goals 3 assist stats for many times? Is it just that it's a bad shoddy EA simulation or is there some deeper 'real' reason?
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Porrima posted:As someone who played nhl 95 and nothing since, how/why does the game generate those insane 60 goals 3 assist stats for many times? It's because Think Tank is a horrible selfish person who would not pass the puck if his life depended on it.
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Stickarts posted:By the powers of Lanny's moustache, thinktank was close. He's only twenty, he's got at least another 15 years of selfishly trying to break that record.
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ThinkTank posted:He's only twenty, he's got at least another 15 years of selfishly trying to break that record. If I point you to this handy laminated graph I tote around with me you'll see that actually most hockey players may as well be culled and turned into soap after their age 22 year.
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Stickarts posted:If I point you to this handy laminated graph I tote around with me you'll see that actually most hockey players may as well be culled and turned into soap after their age 22 year. ThinkTank posted:If we're ever teammates I'm going to fight you mid-game.
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