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Pffft who buys a cargo-oriented vehicle for the cargo space. Checkmate scionailures.
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The xb drives like a shopping trolley with an outboard motor attached to the front wheels and a length of string for steering. The rio drives like a decent car. Crap visibility though.
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Mar 23, 2015 19:06
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Slavvy posted:Hahahahahahaha.  Octopus Magic posted:I really want to know what went on here, you can just feel the frosted tips and hear the darude. Noooooo..  I actually really like Sandstorm. 88h88 posted:I genuinely wonder what happens at places that design/manufacture bodykits to end up creating and selling something that looks like that. None of that kits lines work with the car at all... I present to you.. THE ABFLUG SUPRA! 
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Mar 23, 2015 19:30
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Slavvy posted:.. Crap visibility though. That's one of those "important things"
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Mar 23, 2015 19:38
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veedubfreak posted:All i keep thinking is that her jacket and pants are ruined after laying down on an asphalt parking lot. something something... take off her pants and jacket 
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Mar 23, 2015 20:08
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They'd look better crumpled at the end of my driveway 
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Mar 23, 2015 20:09
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Octopus Magic posted:
That pose and the general appearance of the car looks like the rice knocked her out cold and she's just starting to regain consciousness. I don't know what it means about me that everyone else read sexual availability where I read domestic abuse.
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Mar 23, 2015 20:19
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Seat Safety Switch posted:That pose and the general appearance of the car looks like the rice knocked her out cold and she's just starting to regain consciousness. That's the impression I got too. It made me think of Seth Green's line from the Italian Job remake, "a stereo so loud it blows women's clothes off." Except this car wasn't quite powerful enough to do that, it just knocked her on her rear end. She should probably get checked for a concussion.
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Mar 23, 2015 20:21
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I think it's because those pants look like something that you would just wear to a regular office job, instead of something more provocative, and yet the context clearly calls for the latter, so it looks like the guy parked the car in a strip mall, went into the insurance agent/law office and dragged the receptionist out.
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Mar 23, 2015 20:50
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The gap below the intercooler and the center air intake is really bothering me also. Her outfit is as much of a disaster as the car is.
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Mar 23, 2015 21:38
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Mooseykins posted:
And yet as a design, that's far more coherent ans thusly less terrible despite it being pretty ugly. Who was that British design house around in the Max Power era that made ugly bag of poo poo kits for chavmobile Saxos and such?
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Mar 23, 2015 21:56
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I like the ABFlug MRS more than the actual MRS:
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Mar 23, 2015 22:00
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If you could somehow wedge the stock lights back into that it'd be a great looking car.
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Mar 23, 2015 22:02
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88h88 posted:If you could somehow wedge the stock lights back into that it'd be a great looking car. Nah.
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Mar 23, 2015 22:03
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You guys are making me want to buy an mrs and parts bin a complete body kit from completely separate designs.
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Mar 23, 2015 22:16
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Cakefool posted:You guys are making me want to buy an mrs and parts bin a complete body kit from completely separate designs. Speaking of thia, have the kit car guys discovered the MRS? It is so much less fire prone than the fiero.
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Mar 23, 2015 22:44
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1st time a 959 will be here http://www.carthrottle.com/post/someone-just-flipped-their-precious-porsche-959/
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Mar 23, 2015 22:50
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I love all the butthurt comments about how stupid the driver was for wrecking. As if that wouldn't be the same outcome they'd all have if they drove the car instead of their mother's computer.
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Mar 23, 2015 22:54
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To contribute to the xB chat, my gf just bought one and loves it. It has the power and sounds of a Geo Tracker, but seems much more solid and gets great gas milage. MS6 to a xB would be quite a difference. It's a responsible car decision is what I'm saying, so do with that what you will.
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Mar 23, 2015 22:59
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Baller Witness Bro posted:I love all the butthurt comments about how stupid the driver was for wrecking. As if that wouldn't be the same outcome they'd all have if they drove the car instead of their mother's computer. Depends on how fast he was really driving in the rain. I drive like a grandma on public roads in the rain for this reason.
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Mar 23, 2015 23:01
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nm posted:1st time a 959 will be here Do the people on Car Throttle know English, or do they just communicate in memes?
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Mar 23, 2015 23:27
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Mooseykins posted:I present to you.. Ok, at this point I have to assume Japanese tuners are just trolling everyone with their fake-German names. I mean, RWB is just a Google translate massacre, but Abflug, when used in a car racing context, is a high-speed crash. They chose that on purpose. They must have.
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Mar 23, 2015 23:33
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nm posted:Speaking of thia, have the kit car guys discovered the MRS? It is so much less fire prone than the fiero.
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Mar 23, 2015 23:33
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Mar 24, 2015 00:05
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88h88 posted:Who was that British design house around in the Max Power era that made ugly bag of poo poo kits for chavmobile Saxos and such?    
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Mar 24, 2015 01:01
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Oh and... if we're posting terrible supras... 
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Mar 24, 2015 01:04
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No brake lights or turn signals?
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Mar 24, 2015 01:05
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Biscuit Joiner posted:No brake lights or turn signals? Flames shoot out the the mufflers to indicate turns.
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Mar 24, 2015 01:19
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Does coming out from dinner to see someone parked in front of you like this count as terrible car stuff?:
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Mar 24, 2015 01:26
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Yes. Though if there isn't a mark, meh.
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Mar 24, 2015 01:26
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PCOS Bill posted:Yes. Though if there isn't a mark, meh. I'm trapped right now because the car behind me is too close as well, so we'll see!
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Mar 24, 2015 01:27
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Darko posted:I'm trapped right now because the car behind me is too close as well, so we'll see! Two assholes at once, gotta love it.
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Mar 24, 2015 01:29
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Reason number 1 why powershift will never buy a car new. Nobody gives a poo poo about things that aren't theirs. I've been in my truck twice when somebody doored it hard. both times it hit the running boards so there was no damage to my vehicle. The one the dude appologized when i came out to check for damage. the other one the lady just walked away like it didn't happen. that was against diamond plate running boards that hosed up the edge of her door, and she just didn't care. I would love to pull the rub rails off my cars to clean up the look, but they're basically mandatory if you park anywhere near other people. People are horrible, terrible pieces of poo poo who don't think twice about doing $500 damage towards somebody else's pristine new car.
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Mar 24, 2015 01:35
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Itzena posted:You're going to have to be a little more specific on that one.  Thinking about it a little more I wanted to say Dimma but it appears they mostly pissed about with 205s. I did find this bullshit though.  
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Mar 24, 2015 01:40
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Oh god, I'm not sure how to feel about the fact that I recognize and remember both of those from years ago 
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Mar 24, 2015 01:50
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It's got the graceful tail of an orca, but the intercooler acts like the strainer of a baleen whale. I bet if you cut that thing open, more license plates would spill out E: the exhaust note sounds vaguely like "killlllllll meeeeee"
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Powershift posted:R And if you are lucky enough to catch them and call them out on it, they will more likely than not roll their eyes and give you the "it's ONLY a CAR!" excuse. That's the point where I black out and am no longer responsible for my actions.
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Mar 24, 2015 07:50
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Several years ago I was walking up to my car, just in time to see someone in a brand new BMW slam their door into my car. They shrugged and said "sorry" when I said  and pointed at the dent, then they walked off. I have no idea how their door got so many ding while I was getting in my car, or how the edge of my door wound up losing quite a bit of paint that day. loving vandals did it, and they felt pretty  about it.
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I may or may not have done something similar. It may have involved a screwdriver and a very deep gouge in their paintwork.
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