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BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Escalator poles makes it impossible to get wheelchairs on escalators, and that's kind of annoying and stupid.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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BonHair posted:

Escalator poles makes it impossible to get wheelchairs on escalators, and that's kind of annoying and stupid.

Why would you put a wheelchair on an escalator?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Angela Christine posted:

Why would you put a wheelchair on an escalator?

Why wouldn't you? Looks fun!

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Angela Christine posted:

Why would you put a wheelchair on an escalator?

To get up or down without lifting? There are places without elevators. You do need a non-electrical wheelchair and someone to hold it, but it's kind of really smart.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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BonHair posted:

To get up or down without lifting?

But then you'd lose all your gains.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Backweb posted:

It also has the unintended effect of forcing people to choose a side to stand on rather than taking up the middle so others can walk up/down around them. We need more escalator poles.

In my experience people just move back to the middle once they get past the pole :shrug:

Van Dis
Jun 19, 2004


Really the only way this could be better is if that's a rejection letter

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Van Dis posted:



Really the only way this could be better is if that's a rejection letter

Is Lunchbox Rodriguez related to Cabinet Sanchez?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Dewgy posted:

Is Lunchbox Rodriguez related to Cabinet Sanchez?

Meeting his new roommate: TROY POWELL, CHECKING IN :pervert:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding

Can you get truck nuts for your keys, too?

Edit: apparently you can.

Also, check out the frequently bought together.

Mayostard has a new favorite as of 02:03 on Mar 25, 2015

pwnyXpress
Mar 28, 2007

Goodpancakes posted:

Something I noticed is that in the picture Denver is misspelled? Is it Deinver or Demver? I dunno there is an extra line in there

I always read it as Demver.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Mayostard posted:

Can you get truck nuts for your keys, too?

Edit: apparently you can.

Also, check out the frequently bought together.

The reviews are something to behold

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Van Dis posted:



Really the only way this could be better is if that's a rejection letter
It's from a psychology and behavior studies collage, maybe they're testing her?

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Knormal posted:

It's from a psychology and behavior studies collage, maybe they're testing her?

But she's not a white male? How will that help understand humanity as a whole?

I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.
Saw this on my local news feed and it struck me as pretty metal.

Warheart525
Jun 22, 2008

Ab-so-lutely!

I Am Crake posted:

Saw this on my local news feed and it struck me as pretty metal.



Needs more gun turrets and concrete armor :killdozer:

OK Some Butt Stuff
Jun 9, 2002

BonHair posted:

But she's not a white male? How will that help understand humanity as a whole?

:drat:

HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Note that's here in the UK where brown road signs are tourist attractions. Somewhere there's one that points to a secret nuclear bunker :v:

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Cakefool posted:

Note that's here in the UK where brown road signs are tourist attractions. Somewhere there's one that points to a secret nuclear bunker :v:

I never get tired of this

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

I never get tired of this



Someone is a fan of Sheep In The Big City.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless






Fart Jockey
Aug 13, 2010

These are never funny

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Fart Jockey posted:

These are never funny

Pack it in, guys, the Humor Police are here.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

Fart Jockey posted:

These are never funny

:lol:
:laffo:
:lol:

Funniest picture of the whole thread right here. PM me your PayPal and I'll send you :10bux: for being so gosh darn funny, you funny man you.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Fart Jockey posted:

These are never funny

You would know.

Faux Mulder
Aug 1, 2014

just gonna do whatever I want to do, all the time

seriously though they are total poo poo that only an idiot would laugh at and isn't there already a thread for macros

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!

Faux Mulder posted:

seriously though they are total poo poo that only an idiot would laugh at and isn't there already a thread for macros

They are awful, unfunny, stdh.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Yeah, I'd actually rather see bitching about those pictures than those pictures. Please, it's terrible. Stop.

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme

DavidAlltheTime posted:

They are awful, unfunny, stdh.



I love that picture and that owl.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
Texts from the Sea are like, the only time TFLN actually is funny. The base concept is just a bunch of wacky, 'random' non-sequitirs that clearly didn't happen, but putting them with consistent characters in a cartoony artstyle alleviates enough of that to be kind of funny.

For content, a quick sample from one of my favorite Tumblrs, Bad Real Estate Photos. All actual pictures people use to try to sell a house or apartment.



Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Fart Jockey posted:

These are never funny

....

I'm never posting again.




































Aaaannnddd I'm back!































bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
I like em v:shobon:v

Faux Mulder
Aug 1, 2014

just gonna do whatever I want to do, all the time

Say Nothing posted:

....

I'm never posting again.

Aaaannnddd I'm back!

ok cool pick this particular comedy hill to die on but luckily for everybody else they're image macros so they pretty inarguably belong in the meme thread

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

My scroll finger is really tired now.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Shifty Nipples posted:

My scroll finger is really tired now.

Build up some strength browse the meme thread.

Avulsion
Feb 12, 2006
I never knew what hit me

Shifty Nipples posted:

My scroll finger is really tired now.

Map Page Down to a mouse button.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Pictures are good, text is less good, ergo Say Nothing is better than griping.

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Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Shifty Nipples posted:

My scroll finger is really tired now.

Gosh, you sure live a troubled life.

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