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surc
Aug 17, 2004

I *gasp* heard there was *wheeeze* Darkseid sitting on people's couches being posted, I got here as fast as I could.




















(Assorted sources, uncertain on most of them. The carpool comics are webcomics from http://plasticfarm.com/)

surc fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Mar 23, 2015

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Lurdiak posted:

That's 3 out of 7 JLA members who are confirmed pedophiles.

Wonder Woman definitely dates outside her age range.

Also, GL again.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

You guys forgot to post how Darkseid manages to afford all those snazzy chairs.


(from Ambush Bug's mini; Darkseid appearing on the last page was a running gag)

John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Well, fuck. Really?
Where's the one where he moves the item out of reach for Mr. Miracle, who's bound up in a wheelchair?

AndyP
Nov 7, 2011

GorfZaplen posted:

Spidey Super Stories #9



Jonah is a supremely poor judge of character.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Say Nothing posted:

Wonder Woman definitely dates outside her age range.

Also, GL again.



I'm pretty sure that's from an early issue of JLA (notice the Flash is just off panel).

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



surc posted:

I *gasp* heard there was *wheeeze* Darkseid sitting on people's couches being posted, I got here as fast as I could.


Anyone got that gif of the Millennium Falcon flying out of Darkseid's crotch handy? That's all I can think of when I see this panel, now.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

AndyP posted:

Jonah is a supremely poor judge of character.

Well, at least he just *trapped* the UN; Joker tried to kill them all with Smilex.

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 10:09 on Mar 23, 2015

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


BIG HEADLINE posted:

Well, at least he just *trapped* the UN; Joker tried to gas them.

He also turned them into dust one time.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Lurdiak posted:

He also turned them into dust one time.

Actually, I think that was just the Security Council.

KayTee
May 5, 2012

Whachoodoin?

Lurdiak posted:

He also turned them into dust one time.

That happened in the comics too? I remember that being the plot if the movie.

Did Bats get the dust mixed up in the comic too?

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Evil Mastermind posted:

You guys forgot to post how Darkseid manages to afford all those snazzy chairs.


(from Ambush Bug's mini; Darkseid appearing on the last page was a running gag)

:neckbeard: I was just about to go looking for this one!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

delfin posted:

Teenage Arisia had a massive crush on Hal Jordan, so when he said she was too young she ring-whammied herself to become a little older. Arisia claimed that her subconscious did it and that her mind had matured as well, and Hal was like "um... okay, we can work with this."

Superman, on the other hand? He'll lay one on a thirteen-year-old.


At first I thought that was just a ridiculously-tall Batman lurking in the background, watching Superman make out with a teenager, but on a closer look I realized we can't see any feet so he's evidently just floating a foot or so off the ground.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Knormal posted:

At first I thought that was just a ridiculously-tall Batman lurking in the background, watching Superman make out with a teenager, but on a closer look I realized we can't see any feet so he's evidently just floating a foot or so off the ground.

no it means the girl in the pink jacket is going to become batman in the third movie

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

no it means the girl in the pink jacket is going to become batman in the third movie

Instead of her parents being mugged and murdered, she saw her friend being kissed by an old man in tights.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Who's the woman in the blue cape, and is she suppose to have Reed Richards' neck?

I mean, she's got his hair already, so...

Vengeance of Pandas
Sep 8, 2008

THE TERRIBLE POST WENT THATAWAY!
Google says the panel is from Superman Generations III and she's supposed to be one of Superman's descendants, Supergirl Blue.

Wikipeida posted:

On Earth, Supergirl Blue is in love with Green Lantern Ator, but since her body is stuck at the physical age of 11, Ator is uncomfortable with the relationship. Several other Green Lanterns find the buried robot body of Lex Luthor, who goes on a rampage. While the Green Lanterns fight Luthor, Supergirl Blue uses gold Kryptonite to remove her powers, allowing her to age.

loving comics.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
For some reason, Byrne was pissed off when Morrison made that world one of the 52 Earths. I just thought I'd mention that.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Senior Woodchuck posted:

For some reason, Byrne was pissed off when Morrison made that world one of the 52 Earths. I just thought I'd mention that.

Props to Morrison

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Vengeance of Pandas posted:

loving comics. Byrne

Let's not kid ourselves, here. Comics are merely the medium.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Lurdiak posted:

That's mean.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Fantastic Four 57



Fantastic Four Annual 4

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Mar 24, 2015

khy
Aug 15, 2005

ITT koreans teach us how to do CPR





Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


bobkatt013 posted:

Fantastic Four 57



A charming and trustworthy demeanor matched by few.



(Final Frontier #1)

(That guy's name is Robot Dracula)

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

khy posted:

ITT koreans teach us how to do CPR







I ca't even come close to knowing what the gently caress.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Rhyno posted:

I ca't even come close to knowing what the gently caress.

Just going from the name of the move, the writing, and the gentleman demonstrating CPR in the last panel, I suspect it's SPECIAL MARTIAL ARTS EXTREME HELL PRIVATE HIGH SCHOOL, which apparently bounces between funny and badass.

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

Lurdiak posted:

A charming and trustworthy demeanor matched by few.



(Final Frontier #1)

(That guy's name is Robot Dracula)

There's so much from that and American Barbarian that could end up here.

Also, I thought the Thanoscopter was made up for Deadpool. I was wrong:



Spidey Super Stories 39, apparently

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I love how lackadaisical Hellcat is about it. Can you imagine Alladin saying "Oops, I dropped the magic lamp, no use crying over spilt milk."

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



joehonkie posted:

There's so much from that and American Barbarian that could end up here.

Also, I thought the Thanoscopter was made up for Deadpool. I was wrong:



Spidey Super Stories 39, apparently
Deadpool has been scarily good at dragging up references that seem too stupid to be true.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Ghostlight posted:

Deadpool has been scarily good at dragging up references that seem too stupid to be true.

I want to ride my skycycle.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Lurdiak posted:

A charming and trustworthy demeanor matched by few.



(Final Frontier #1)

(That guy's name is Robot Dracula)

That's a neat way of having the Surfer be otherworldly.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Skwirl posted:

I want to ride my skycycle.

If you haven't sung that along with the Queen song by now I don't even know what's wrong with you.


This is directed at everyone.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Adventure Time: Marceline Gone Adrift #3

Oh my, that is a large word bubble.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Lurdiak posted:

(That guy's name is Robot Dracula)

I feel like 'Robot Dracula' would be a suitable alternative name for Doctor Doom.

khy
Aug 15, 2005

Rhyno posted:

I ca't even come close to knowing what the gently caress.


darthbob88 posted:

Just going from the name of the move, the writing, and the gentleman demonstrating CPR in the last panel, I suspect it's SPECIAL MARTIAL ARTS EXTREME HELL PRIVATE HIGH SCHOOL, which apparently bounces between funny and badass.

That it most definitely is. It's a korean webcomic about a young boy who is bullied all his life because he drools excessively. So he changes school and goes to a private high school where everyone is over-the-top ridiculous as hell and uses special vibration martial arts to do crazy poo poo all day long. There is also a cat who rapes everything, a massage chair powered by a 1499cc harley davidson engine, a vice principle who gives you goku hair with a handshake, and all kinds of other crazy poo poo.

This is a good link to read it at least until Naver decides to start translating it like they translate the other korean webcomics.

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
There are many things you can do when you are the world's greatest magician. "Mess with Herbie Popnecker" is not one of them.



(Herbie v1 #1)

Also, Herbie's weirdness extended to his supporting cast as well. Here's Kitchy Witch, aspiring movie star:



(Herbie v1 #2)

delfin fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Mar 25, 2015

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

delfin posted:

There are many things you can do when you are the world's greatest magician. "Mess with Herbie Popnecker" is not one of them.



(Herbie v1 #1)

So Herbie turns Merlin into Jimmy Durante for a second with a lollipop? Huh.

EndOfTheWorld
Jul 22, 2004

I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Before you ask, yes it's a mixed blessing.
Cybernetic Crumb

theironjef posted:

So Herbie turns Merlin into Jimmy Durante for a second with a lollipop? Huh.

It's a cheap show-boat trick. Polymorph: Jimmy Durante is a cantrip.

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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Bruceski posted:

That's a neat way of having the Surfer be otherworldly.

Yeah, it's a neat trick that's all over Final Frontier's art. For example, here's Golememnon.

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