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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
And now more Tales of Forbidden Beaver Love



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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Great, now I can't unsee her arm coming out of the unicorn's arse.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Dude, I think you just invented a new fetish. EDIT: Nope! Not new!

Quiet Contemplation Comix

Pooch Café


You know he walked around town for days with that thing in his mouth first.

Ballard Street


Little early for putting out the easter eggs, isn't it? Unless that's from last year. Man, gross.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Stultus Maximus posted:

And now more Tales of Forbidden Beaver Love




You can do whatever you want in life.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy works the loopholes. (January 24, 1928)



Peanuts shows us the curse of an aching heart. (March 26, 1968)



Funky Winkerbean



Yes, Holly, welcome to the Internet! Enjoy your stay in 1999!

Popeye



Totally normal man. He pulls his shirt sleeves off with a shoehorn just like everybody else.

Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (November 12-13, 1926)



...and if you're not getting deja vu at this point...

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

... okay seriously, this is another of Wes' cowboy stories, right?

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

My Lovely Horse posted:

... okay seriously, this is another of Wes' cowboy stories, right?

It's starting to get a little too good to be true...

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo

EasyEW posted:

Out Our Way (November 12-13, 1926)



...and if you're not getting deja vu at this point...


Wait, wasn't that girl like 12 years old?

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



CommaToes posted:

Wait, wasn't that girl like 12 years old?
Pretty sure she was a lot shorter, too.

Basically,

My Lovely Horse posted:

... okay seriously, this is another of Wes' cowboy stories, right?

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

The reveal a couple of comics ago was that she ran away from an engagement, so that'd put her at 1920s marriagable age. Which I'm sure is still unsettlingly young by the standards of anyone posting in this thread, so maybe that could theoretically explain things.

I'm not ruling out Wes, though.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Obviously a grown woman disguised as a boy.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Curly dictating a story for Wes to write.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

JaggerMcDagger
Feb 13, 2012

Bringing you Barry from the sordid depths of the Internet

That beaver is literally holding its face in shock. That beaver is literally gasping at the situation.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Dramatic animal videos are so last year.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Dustin

I really hope we are not in for a week of this.

Bleeker

I sympathize with that. Mail and e-mail you can ignore and pretend you never saw it. Phone calls you can't.

On the Fastrack

Try to get some idiot to buy you out for an overinflated price. It worked for MySpace.

Safe Havens

You're a lab assistant. What "wild, hip, swinging fun" were you having? Sitting around for two hours while that PAGE assay finished running?

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

GorfZaplen posted:

Mandrake the Magician


NEXT: HURRAH--GREAT!

I love how anti-climactic the proposal is. It actually reminds me of the ending of Space Mutiny.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

SomeMathGuy posted:

The reveal a couple of comics ago was that she ran away from an engagement, so that'd put her at 1920s marriagable age. Which I'm sure is still unsettlingly young by the standards of anyone posting in this thread, so maybe that could theoretically explain things.

I'm not ruling out Wes, though.

No, by this point it is clearly a Wes story.

Kid turning out to be the guys daughter, fine. She falling in love with Curly, marrying, and the father buying the ranch that snubbed Curly? Yeesh.

I've met some adult ladies that could pass for a 12 year-ish old boy, if dressed right, but theres a huge difference between the earlier strips and this last one.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Clearly this is Curly's coma dream, after getting a rifle broken over his head.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Exactly. He fell in love with that 12-year-old boy, and this is his subconscious' way of reconciling it all before he dies from brain hemorrhage

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Evil Mastermind posted:

The laziest nerd joke comic ever written!


In today's Working Daze, two lazy roustabouts sit at empty desks in order to highlight minimalism. Minimal colors, minimal angles, and minimal effort.

RandomFerret posted:

Ballard Street

I have a hill just like that at home that I use to piss into my neighbor's yard.

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind

Evil Mastermind posted:

I love how anti-climactic the proposal is.

"Will you ma—oh wait, there are bank robbers. One sec."

MANDRAKE GESTURES HYPNOTICALLY

"Right, where were we? Ah yes. Will you marry me?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I think Brooke might be doing character design for the Sonic Boom cartoon.



Gams.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Pogo (March 26, 1957)



Today's lesson: Your plans can be as ambitious as you like if you're not the one charged with making them happen.

Peanuts: Year Two (June 1, 1952)



Super-Fun-Pak Comix

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




^^^Hilarious only to six-year-olds and to me.

Manuel Calavera posted:

Jock boy is gonna get compared to Andy Warhol, calling it.

Maybe soon. But not today.

Luann



Sally Forth





The Amazing Spider-Man


In a way, it's like Spidey got hit by all the bricks at once.




Juliet Jones


Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003

WindyMan posted:

"Will you ma—oh wait, there are bank robbers. One sec."

MANDRAKE GESTURES HYPNOTICALLY

"Right, where were we? Ah yes. Will you marry me?

"Will you marry me?"

"No, I -"

MANDRAKE GESTURES HYPNOTICALLY

"Will you marry me?"

"Of course!"


A few strips ago she called this a one horse town, and now she's addressing a crowd of like ten thousand people.

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
50 quatloos on the newcomer! (cue fight music)

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

EasyEW posted:

Super-Fun-Pak Comix



I guess I'm a six year old now.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic




Yeah. Good thing he decided to wait a year or whatever to spring this.


Radio Patrol





Rip Kirby




And now I'm getting interested.


Big Ben Bolt


Tritanomalicious
Mar 14, 2008

A dog, A barrel... RIDICULOUS!

Midnight Moth posted:

Dustin

I really hope we are not in for a week of this.
I'm someone who thinks wearable tech is needless, overly expensive garbage, but I don't think this stodgy old gently caress is going to address this in any way I'll agree with.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

Manuel Calavera posted:

Jock boy is gonna get compared to Andy Warhol, calling it.
Goth/emo boy is gonna get compared to Rothko. You might even call him Gothko.

I hope Luann kept and shows off that one she had Bernice draw for her.

Midnight Moth fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Mar 25, 2015

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Midnight Moth posted:

I hope Luann kept and shows off that one she had Bernice draw for her.

It'll be the only one Professor Crazy Artist Mans likes.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.


It's not the 20th century here; here it's 1643. You must side with either the Roundheads or the Cavaliers, there can be no neutral parties in England's ongoing civil strife!

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Luann's art professor looks like the villain from Disney's Tarzan



Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Dustin

A lot of dating ends up with people sitting at the same table looking at their smart phones instead of each other actually.

Bleeker

It is nice to know! :cheers:

On the Fastrack

Everyone? No. A percentage of the population? Yes. Your employer? In a heartbeat.

Safe Havens

Think, you could have hundreds of kids instead of just a few!

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Midnight Moth posted:

Safe Havens

Think, you could have hundreds of kids instead of just a few!

And die 12 hours after you've emerged.

Jane's World



Non Sequitur



I like how the snowman's holding his head.

Welp, here's yesterday's Phoebe and Her Unicorn, but today's is all white for some reason, so maybe later or tomorrow.



Kliban



:v:

9 Chickweed Lane 3/25/2004



Zits



There's one I haven't heard for a while.

Kevin & Kell





I am confuse.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
No, you're BlankIsBeautiful. :downs:

Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert


Red Meat

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009



The green label is one of those "healthy" labels they put on poo poo.

Sharay
Apr 19, 2008
Paraphrased from swedish Wikipedia:
"The keyhole sets limitations regarding amount of fat, quality of fat, fiber contents and how much sugar and salt a food product may contain."

So yeah it's basically

Alabaster White posted:

one of those "healthy" labels they put on poo poo.

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Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac

:derp:

The Creeps


Heathcliff

:jerkbag:

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