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Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

Wasabi the J posted:

Maybe Russian truck drivers are better than ours, but I can't find two drivers that can back up a generator straight, much less four 40 footers.

Russian truck drivers are better than yours because they get bitchin' high-powered sports motorcycles to ride around on if they want to take a break from trucking.

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ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010
Man, that Admiral is going to look pretty dumb when he has to tell congress why he took his carrier into the littorals with absolutely no air defense or escort whatsoever.

GyverMac
Aug 3, 2006
My posting is like I Love Lucy without the funny bits. Basically, WAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I have no clue about flying thingamajigs, so how exactly will this thing cope with strong winds and turbulence? Will the rotors act independantly and make sure its always level? Also I doubt it can stay up in the airfor long with no visible power source. A minigun capable of shooting what seems to me to be 30mm explosive ammunition must eat power. The rotors and targeting systems aswell.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
You can accomplish anything with your imagination!

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
No way that thing wasn't made by fuckin Destro and Cobra Commander after chugging Natty Ice and watching Smokey and the Bandit

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
With every explosion in that video I keep picturing Master Shake just outside the screen throwing poo poo.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Also, why is a CVN carrying AV-8s and F-22s? It's like giving the Navy a nightmare the turns in to a wet dream and permanently fucks your sexuality

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
You gotta keep all your eggs in as few baskets as possible so Ivan Slavislov can wreck your poo poo with a handful of super quad copters then wheelie off on a second gen gixxer.

sky shark
Jun 9, 2004

CHILD RAPE IS FINE WHEN I LIKE THE RAPIST
Not pictured: when the super quad goes inverted and crashes immediately after take off

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

sky shark posted:

Not pictured: when the super quad goes inverted and crashes immediately after take off

It's cool, they'll just order some new blades on Prime.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Serves the Air Force right for parking every single plane they have in a huge, dense group out in the open.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
Why didn't they just have the two dudes roll through the airbase sabotaging poo poo like Natasha or whoever from red alert? Could have worked in more sweet bike action.

Destro
Dec 29, 2003

time to wake up

Booblord Zagats posted:

No way that thing wasn't made by fuckin Destro and Cobra Commander after chugging Natty Ice and watching Smokey and the Bandit

It was solely my idea.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
So are there any other technical errors we need to expose in these Vladimir Putin fanfic videos, or

Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Zeris posted:

So are there any other technical errors we need to expose in these Vladimir Putin fanfic videos, or

This is the actual purpose of these. Bog the enemy down in endless arguments and researching all the factual errors in the videos. Psyops 101, man.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
The actual purpose is to get us to drone strike all trucks that say FRESH FRUIT on them.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

She can fly my fishbed any day.

ded fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Mar 27, 2015

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

I couldn't see him, therefore I knew he was there.

But can the intake deal with foreign object ingestion?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Wait til she sees my super sabre.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


She probably likes BUFF dudes.

Chiwie
Oct 21, 2010

DROP YOUR COAT AND GRAB YOUR TOES, I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE THE WILD GOOSE GOES!!!!

Would defect for.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Let's hit the silk, baby.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

I'd show her one hell of a shock cone

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

i got a manpad for her, put it right up her tailpipe

splash one

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
dick joke about airplanes

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Stable; ready, sweetheart.

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011
Too close for just the tip, switching to balls deep.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012


Also:



Not the same one, but they are both Yugoslav.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Madurai posted:

Also:



Not the same one, but they are both Yugoslav.

She's got a Christina Hendricks thing going on.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


I joined the wrong Air Force

MonkeyLibFront
Feb 26, 2003
Where's the cake?
Even the crotch zips got a smile.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Sensible Middle East Policy: An Interpretive Animated Photo Story







ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Madurai posted:

Also:



Not the same one, but they are both Yugoslav.

She grabbed that fishbed by the nose cone.


edit : why did that get stuck in my head as the name?!?!?!

ded fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Mar 27, 2015

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011
I thought the MIG-15 was the fagot.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

8lbsofanalsex posted:

I thought the MIG-15 was the fagot.

It is. That one is probably a balalaika.

Shalhavet
Dec 10, 2010

This post is terrible
Doctor Rope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbUU_9bOcnM

Not from the same dude as the insane quadcopter death machine earlier, but in the same vein of terrible container-based weapons systems.

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011
Conex and beer truck technology, the true arms race of the future.

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

8lbsofanalsex posted:

I thought the MIG-15 was the fagot.

For some reason it got stuck in my head that that was the name.

It's NATO name was fishbed. :argh:

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