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The first line of that game says specifically that you're a Caucasian ex-killer. What?
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Mar 27, 2015 03:52
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Ahahahahaha You could have just waited for the level editor, man, you didn't have to make it all yourself!
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Mar 27, 2015 03:52
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Maymays - The game has countless of references to the modern media-culture.
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Mar 27, 2015 03:54
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◾Awesome soundtrack – a mix of 80's techno and azerbaijani lezghinka will not leave you disappointed.
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Mar 27, 2015 03:55
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Firstborn posted:The first line of that game says specifically that you're a Caucasian ex-killer. What? It's a region, it'd mean something different to an eastern European I assume.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:01
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Is there a particular reason the player character in the Russian game looks like a nerdy fat goon
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Mar 27, 2015 04:19
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They set the release date for 4/20.    They set the release date for 4/20
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Mar 27, 2015 04:22
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You know what, if this was the sequel to Hotline Miami 2, a badly translated from Russian trainwreck of a game with bad art, bad graphics, and total lack of any sanity..... I think I'd be happy.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:23
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Is there a particular reason the player character in the Russian game looks like a nerdy fat goon And he's green Jake sequel?
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Mar 27, 2015 04:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-X2oAzd9os here's a fullplay of the game with no commentary, i think basically, jesus christ
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Mar 27, 2015 04:26
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This is probably just an elaborate joke from Dennaton, and the Hotline Miami 2 level editor will release on 4/20.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:27
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Hahahaha "Electronic rear end" Get it? EA? Haha. Haha and the logo poops!
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Mar 27, 2015 04:28
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HOLY poo poo RICHARD IS REPLACED WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN
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Mar 27, 2015 04:30
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The random politicians as characters are sort of making me lose my poo poo ahahahahahaha this loving music
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Mar 27, 2015 04:32
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"If you are squeezed something happened to space, like grandma in the mine." please let this be the actual translation, please
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Mar 27, 2015 04:34
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"Do not forget to eat shawarma, to raise the level of health." is it wrong i sort of want to buy this now
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Mar 27, 2015 04:34
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Will buy if it is also priced at USD 4.20
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Mar 27, 2015 04:36
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Beekeeping and You posted:"Do not forget to eat shawarma, to raise the level of health." Don't do it, it's just what they want!
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Mar 27, 2015 04:37
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Whereas all the graphical quirkiness of Hotline Miami seems to be a neat artistic choice, here it seems to be completely and utterly disorienting WAIT HOLY poo poo I LITERALLY HEARD SOMEONE SCREAM "ALALAALALAALALAALALALALA" AT ME
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Mar 27, 2015 04:37
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 Jesus loving Christ. 
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Mar 27, 2015 04:38
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Will buy if it is also priced at USD 4.20 I will buy it when it is on sale for $0.69
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Mar 27, 2015 04:39
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I like how in this parallel, knockoff russian universe, the protagonist has hosed knockoff beard, and beard vividly redetails it to him interspersed with random russian gibberish before offering you vodka on the house. it's at 8:38 if you don't believe me
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Mar 27, 2015 04:40
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Sperglord Firecock posted:Whereas all the graphical quirkiness of Hotline Miami seems to be a neat artistic choice, here it seems to be completely and utterly disorienting WAIT HOLY poo poo I LITERALLY HEARD SOMEONE SCREAM "ALALAALALAALALAALALALALA" AT ME That's the exact same sample they used in Postal 2! Erata posted:
The more I see of this the more I get the feeling that it's some weird Russian website's equivalent of Awful Fantasy.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:42
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Beekeeping and You posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-X2oAzd9os here's a fullplay of the game with no commentary, i think This is going to blow wrong number out of the loving water. Sperglord Firecock posted:Whereas all the graphical quirkiness of Hotline Miami seems to be a neat artistic choice, here it seems to be completely and utterly disorienting WAIT HOLY poo poo I LITERALLY HEARD SOMEONE SCREAM "ALALAALALAALALAALALALALA" AT ME I love their THIS GAME ISNT RACIST WE SWEAR disclaimer.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:43
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SKIP TO 10:20 TO SEE THE SPINNING GLITCH IS PRESENT IN THIS GAME TOO
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Mar 27, 2015 04:44
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Beekeeping and You posted:"Do not forget to eat shawarma, to raise the level of health." If this is wrong I don't want to be right
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Mar 27, 2015 04:45
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Where's the not-Adidas hat and tracksuit that allow you to pop a squat to dodge incoming bullets!?  Holy poo poo the music is a mess.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:46
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I dunno, the Hairy Cherry's track is pretty 
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Mar 27, 2015 04:48
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Sperglord Firecock posted:I dunno, the Hairy Cherry's track is pretty I just got to this part, it actually sort of is. maybe i'll use it when I make my own hotline miami levels.  The fact you can break doors is actually pretty nice.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:50
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The fact that it also includes a bullet-time thing that allows you to slow things down also is pretty neat and could be a nice touch in Hotline Miami. This does not change the fact that this game is nothing but ridiculous catdrugs.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:52
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Sperglord Firecock posted:The fact that it also includes a bullet-time thing that allows you to slow things down also is pretty neat and could be a nice touch in Hotline Miami. Wait, that isn't just the lag?
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Mar 27, 2015 04:54
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Beekeeping and You posted:Wait, that isn't just the lag? It's NOT! It has a bullet time function! That could actually be a neat mask function in Hotline Miami, tbh.
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Mar 27, 2015 04:55
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there's a bottle collecting minigame just what hotline miami needed
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Mar 27, 2015 04:59
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There's some pretty neat songs on the soundtrack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR8c3Zdwquw The Hairy Cherry song is at 28:22. GLWZBLL - Fear and Regreat Edit: Correction. It's actually GLWZBLL - Friendly Fire. I don't know why they screwed up the track listings. Don't ask me why. They're on some hard poo poo. The discography says it's Fear and Regret, but it's actually Friendly Fire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAERw1XA0YE fishception fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Mar 27, 2015 |
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Mar 27, 2015 05:04
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Beekeeping and You posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-X2oAzd9os here's a fullplay of the game with no commentary, i think I'm not even gonna finish it and already I'm going what the gently caress. Also, loving lighting needs work badly. Putin mask for Editor character 2015
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Mar 27, 2015 05:18
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Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. 
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Mar 27, 2015 05:58
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Sperglord Firecock posted:I'm going to buy a more color accurate one for the cosplay I'm doing of Jacket. Not to mention the sleeves aren't real leather like an actual varsity jacket. Skunkrocker posted:My current Jacket cosplay uses a game accurate white and yellow, but the letter is the wrong shape. closest thing i've ever found is actually a jacket i own and still wear regularly. just look for a "hawkings mcgill varsity jacket." urban sold them a couple of years back, and they're still awesome. 
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Mar 27, 2015 07:35
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Aw, you beat me to it. Here's a fun game: How many levels from Hotline Miami 1/2 can you see that are directly ripped off into that trailer? (The first two I noticed were Execution and Into The Pit. I think I also saw Jacket's place and the 50 Blessings HQ. Cuntellectual fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Mar 27, 2015 |
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Mar 27, 2015 07:58
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:God damnit I wish I had bought the HLM2 vinal soundtrack. My record player is lonely. They are doing a third pressing of the vinyl so there's still a chance. It's insanely cool.
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Mar 27, 2015 08:54
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Third floor of Stronghold. How the hell do I beat this? I have the big machine gun with me, ten bullets. Two fat fucks who can only be killed by a hail of bullets patrol the level. Each one appears to take five bullets each. So I have to flawlessly take each one out without missing or misusing a single bullet? Fuuuuuck you. Been playing this single goddamn floor for over an hour.
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