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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Fetus Tree posted:

i dip my hot dogs in ketchup
wow, do you want to be next up against the wall? i dont want to get into a dog debate ITT though.

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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
i use about a third a bottle of jketchup on every burger

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

loving trigger warning!!!

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

numberoneposter posted:

wow, do you want to be next up against the wall? i dont want to get into a dog debate ITT though.

ketchup on hotdogs is like my little pony. it's totally cool if you're a little girl, it's o.k. if you're stoned and it's stil pretty o.k. as long as you don't sperg all over the loving internet asbout how much you like or hate it.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Sizone posted:

ketchup on hotdogs is like my little pony. it's totally cool if you're a little girl, it's o.k. if you're stoned and it's stil pretty o.k. as long as you don't sperg all over the loving internet asbout how much you like or hate it.
ASMD

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Fetus Tree posted:

i use about a third a bottle of jketchup on every burger

ketchup is more fattening than mayo

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Big Willy Style posted:



Ramen burger. These were st the Sydney Night Noodle Markets and were radical. Technically a burger imo.

I'd hit it. I like that glazed look.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

i slumed it and had a grill'd burger for lunch today. loving repugnant burg. a shameful burg

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

toggle posted:

i slumed it and had a grill'd burger for lunch today. loving repugnant burg. a shameful burg

The only shameful burg is the burg not ventured.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Universe Master posted:

I'd hit it. I like that glazed look.

what you're seeing is teriyaki sauce

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Sizone posted:

what you're seeing is teriyaki sauce

A good sauce.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

RideTheSpiral posted:

ketchup is more fattening than mayo

source

canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!

Sizone posted:

what you're seeing is teriyaki sauce

Teri burgers rule, best part of Hawaiian fast food.

Also the ramen burger owns and is a cool idea.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

30% sugar. No thanks I'll take an egg yolk, mustard, and some sunflower oil any day

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
I felt lonely, so i went to a steak house for some burging out

Morton's





Good paddie, but they changed the freaking bun. Now the bun is too small :smith: 40 USD, ugh burgers cost so much in not america

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
by the way burg goons if you arent making your own mayo then you should start. it takes literally 30 seconds and is really tasty and you can add anything you want to it

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

RideTheSpiral posted:

by the way burg goons if you arent making your own mayo then you should start. it takes literally 30 seconds and is really tasty and you can add anything you want to it

Two pump chump here.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
hellemans/best foods mayo is v good and cheap so thats my go to for all things mayo hth

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

i like the mayo that comes in the little squirty bottle so i dont need to get a knife dirty rubbing spooge on my sandwich

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

I'm a dukes guy myself

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Chinatown posted:

hellemans/best foods mayo is v good and cheap so thats my go to for all things mayo hth


its not good but enjoy your poo poo mayo i guess

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

RideTheSpiral posted:

30% sugar. No thanks I'll take an egg yolk, mustard, and some sunflower oil any day

that isnt a source, mayo is 15% daily fat per tbsp, i doubt ketchup is worse than that

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Fetus Tree posted:

that isnt a source, mayo is 15% daily fat per tbsp, i doubt ketchup is worse than that

fat is good though so who cares about that outdated stuff

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

RideTheSpiral posted:

its not good but enjoy your poo poo mayo i guess

its mayo, perhaps the last thing anyone should be try-hard about

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
mayonnaise and cheeseburgers are good for you - the burger thread

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Chinatown posted:

its mayo, perhaps the last thing anyone should be try-hard about

you literally put an egg yolk in a bowl and beat it for 20 seconds with sunflower oil. im sorry this sounds like trying hard

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Fetus Tree posted:

mayonnaise and cheeseburgers are good for you - the burger thread

Eat more burger drink less soda.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Fetus Tree posted:

mayonnaise and cheeseburgers are good for you - the burger thread

i didnt say that but mayo is no worse than ketchup

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Ron Jeremy posted:

Eat more burger drink less soda.


yeah soda and fries have destroyed the image of our humble burg

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

guys guys guys

you're tearing the family apart

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Ron Jeremy posted:

Eat more burger drink less soda.

Well that one i agree with

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
As with burgers, soda is completely fine in moderation.

Lift a weight or something.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Chinatown posted:

As with burgers, soda is completely fine in moderation.

Lift a weight or something.
really though even in moderation sodas are really loving garbage for you

there is not a single redeemable nutritional feature from soda

do not drink soda.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Chinatown posted:

As with burgers, soda is completely fine in moderation.

Lift a weight or something.


thanks for the tip but i lift weights and dont drink soda because im not a child

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

cams posted:

there is not a single redeemable nutritional feature from soda

beep boop

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

idgaf about nutrition in soda but i do not enjoy most soda

maybe coke if its got actual sugar

otherwise its seltzer water for this burger

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im mostly a pink lemonade person myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

caberham posted:

I felt lonely, so i went to a steak house for some burging out

Morton's





Good paddie, but they changed the freaking bun. Now the bun is too small :smith: 40 USD, ugh burgers cost so much in not america

That's the burg you wanted me to experience? Not only can I not afford it, my faith forbids I eat it. :(

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

San Diego representing Heinz and PA. Alright.

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