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littleorv posted:I honestly think the jump controls for dark souls 2 are pretty great It might be the years of Mario Party I've played, but I've never found the original jumping controls to be that bad. I can't use L3 to jump in DkS2 because it just feels weird having jump be on my left hand instead of right. Good thing it's an option to toggle.
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proposal: a thread where you can talk about things you don't like about games reality: a man falls through the earth and into the nexus. walking up some stairs he spies row upon row of monumentals. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling "lol git gud noob"
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Mar 27, 2015 14:04
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Len posted:So it's an Obsidian game? Like most of SA's slobbering Obsidian fanboys, the reason I buy their games has everything to do with storytelling and character interaction and nothing to do with their inexplicably still-employed programmers and QA team
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Kalos posted:Like most of SA's slobbering Obsidian fanboys, the reason I buy their games has everything to do with storytelling and character interaction and nothing to do with their inexplicably still-employed programmers and QA team I just remember people joking the game would still be super buggy and this time there wouldn't be anyone to blame except Obsidian. Because it seems like for every other buggy game the release there's cries of "but it isn't their fault!"
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Mar 27, 2015 15:21
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Len posted:I just remember people joking the game would still be super buggy and this time there wouldn't be anyone to blame except Obsidian. Because it seems like for every other buggy game the release there's cries of "but it isn't their fault!" There were cases like KotOR 2 where not only were they screwed by the publisher on release schedule, but actively prevented from putting the cut content into a patch or expansion after launch after launch, but I think a lot of that meme came from Dungeon Siege 3 with (like the first two non-Obsidian installments) was a game that, while technically playable, nobody loving cared about its existence.
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Mar 27, 2015 15:34
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Len posted:I just remember people joking the game would still be super buggy and this time there wouldn't be anyone to blame except Obsidian. Because it seems like for every other buggy game the release there's cries of "but it isn't their fault!" The game came out yesterday. Please tell me of a game that has been absolutely 100% bug free on release. Kalos posted:There were cases like KotOR 2 where not only were they screwed by the publisher on release schedule, but actively prevented from putting the cut content into a patch or expansion after launch after launch, but I think a lot of that meme came from Dungeon Siege 3 with (like the first two non-Obsidian installments) was a game that, while technically playable, nobody loving cared about its existence. South Park was pretty dang solid too.
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Mar 27, 2015 15:54
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Austrian mook posted:Okay? Who the gently caress cares? They have bad controls for a first person shooter too!! Fromsoft does have a really bad habit of putting platforming poo poo in the Souls games even though the jumping mechanics tend to be spotty. Most of the time it's for optional items/areas, occasionally it's not and either way you'll kill yourself a million times trying to make the jump. Personally I'm glad they changed the jump controls, considering how many times I'd accidentally jump in Dark Souls 1 because I'm in the middle of a fight and forgot sprint with my shield up the whole time.
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Mar 27, 2015 15:54
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Lord Lambeth posted:The game came out yesterday. Please tell me of a game that has been absolutely 100% bug free on release. No games. It just amuses me that the first thing about the game posted in here isn't some minor complaint it's that the game is causing BSOD. Sorry I insulted Obsidian though.
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Mar 27, 2015 16:16
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Lord Lambeth posted:The game came out yesterday. Please tell me of a game that has been absolutely 100% bug free on release. Even Super Mario Bros. had 'em. And it's not like "an entire enemy whose presence is the gimmick for several levels" is exactly a minor thing to have not working.
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Mar 27, 2015 16:19
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:Even Super Mario Bros. had 'em. And it's not like "an entire enemy whose presence is the gimmick for several levels" is exactly a minor thing to have not working. Wow. Presumably that's not really a glitch, as in a "woops we should patch this" glitch, but an unintended behavior they chose not to fix. Because that would have been a gigantic pain in the rear end if Lakitu worked like that.
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Mar 27, 2015 16:26
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Esroc posted:Finally decided top give Dark Souls 2 a try and I don't get the appeal. Everyone gushes over the "difficulty" of the series and how high stakes the game is, but the difficulty doesn't stem from brilliant game design or amazing balance. The difficulty is solely based on the fact that the game has the most horrendous control scheme and button response I've ever seen and making your character perform the simplest of actions is an exercise in futility. Still might give both of them another shot sometime though. They are interesting, even if they both control and explain their gameplay functions about as well as Deadly Premonition.
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Mar 27, 2015 16:32
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Len posted:No games. It just amuses me that the first thing about the game posted in here isn't some minor complaint it's that the game is causing BSOD. It's okay, we'll delay your execution for questioning the almighty game developer. Sardonik posted:Everyone's piling on this guy but I'm gonna second what he's saying. Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, it ain't. The controls feel sluggish and unresponsive, on KB+M or a controller. DS2 has something called adaptability, pound that stat up and you will basically be back to what Dark Souls the First was. Lord Lambeth has a new favorite as of 16:35 on Mar 27, 2015 |
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Mar 27, 2015 16:33
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DStecks posted:Wow. Presumably that's not really a glitch, as in a "woops we should patch this" glitch, but an unintended behavior they chose not to fix. Because that would have been a gigantic pain in the rear end if Lakitu worked like that. It was an NES game, they were all designed to be a huge pain in the rear end.
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Mar 27, 2015 16:35
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Screaming Idiot posted:Dark Souls is the greatest hentai game I've ever played. Try skeleton but hole.
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Mar 27, 2015 16:35
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Kalos posted:Have you tried the workaround? Open the console ( ` ) and type "msaa 0" to disable anti-aliasing. Might not be your problem but it's common enough to have that posted up on the forums. Yeup, I've basically tried every fix in every forum about Pillars to no avail. It really sucks because I want to enjoy this game, I really want to get my $50 worth of crpg goodness out of it but it just won't let me. When it does run it lags like crazy and then just freezes and crashes every 5-10 minutes at most. Apparently it's trying to pull something like 2-3gigs of ram just to move across the map. 
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Mar 27, 2015 16:45
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Sardonik posted:Everyone's piling on this guy but I'm gonna second what he's saying. Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, it ain't. The controls feel sluggish and unresponsive, on KB+M or a controller. You havent actually played the game
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Mar 27, 2015 16:52
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"Metal gear rising this ain't" Except its got a way, way better combat system than rising. Hell, rising has the worst combat system out of all of Platinums recent games. Im tired of listening to idiots who dont know what theyre talking about on this goddamn forum.
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DStecks posted:Wow. Presumably that's not really a glitch, as in a "woops we should patch this" glitch, but an unintended behavior they chose not to fix. Because that would have been a gigantic pain in the rear end if Lakitu worked like that. The Cutting Room Floor here has a technical overview of why the spiny isn't working the way it's supposed to. Simply put, the variable that's supposed to store the horizontal speed for the falling spiny gets overwritten before it's actually used. So it is a bug, but yeah it might be one of those things that they decided worked better than what they planned.
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Mar 27, 2015 17:02
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Horrible Smutbeast posted:Yeup, I've basically tried every fix in every forum about Pillars to no avail. It really sucks because I want to enjoy this game, I really want to get my $50 worth of crpg goodness out of it but it just won't let me. When it does run it lags like crazy and then just freezes and crashes every 5-10 minutes at most. Apparently it's trying to pull something like 2-3gigs of ram just to move across the map. get a computer not made in 2002 Austrian mook posted:"Metal gear rising this ain't" im hopping mad about all these video game men!!!!!!!!
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Mar 27, 2015 17:05
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Austrian mook posted:"Metal gear rising this ain't" I don't know what medication you decided to stop taking but it's clearly not working out for any of us.
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Mar 27, 2015 17:08
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Alouicious posted:get a computer not made in 2002 I built it last year and just replaced the video card - and actually in the middle of writing this it crashed my system again  Cmon Obsidian I really want to play this game.
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Mar 27, 2015 17:09
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Oxxidation posted:I don't know what medication you decided to stop taking but it's clearly not working out for any of us. Say what you will, but im right.
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Mar 27, 2015 17:11
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It's a minor complaint, but I wish the route planner had no range limitations in elite: dangerous. 1K LY is very generous, but if it can do 1K, I don't see why it couldn't do 10. Also being able to select objects from the system map screen would be nice.Austrian mook posted:You havent actually played the game ~Actually I did.~ Austrian mook posted:"Metal gear rising this ain't"
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Mar 27, 2015 17:15
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Sardonik posted:Actually metal gear rising owns, it must be frustrating to be so consistently wrong about video games. Funny, i disagree with you so i have ti hate all games. I like Rising a lot im just not a child who doesn't realize that the base combat gets extremely monotonous considering there's no weapon switching or many enemy types. If you weren't a blithering moron you'd have been able to figure that out for yourself. Comparing Dark Souls combat to Rising combat is pretty hilariously stupid, and genuinely the dumbest thing I've read on this hack site in months.
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Mar 27, 2015 17:23
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Austrian mook posted:Funny, i disagree with you so i have ti hate all games. I like Rising a lot im just not a child who doesn't realize that the base combat gets extremely monotonous considering there's no weapon switching or many enemy types. If you weren't a blithering moron you'd have been able to figure that out for yourself. Comparing Dark Souls combat to Rising combat is pretty hilariously stupid, and genuinely the dumbest thing I've read on this hack site in months. look at these clowns. they don't even know real video games. what a bunch of clowny clowns.
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quote:Funny, i disagree with you so i have ti hate all games. I like Rising a lot im just not a child who doesn't realize that the base combat gets extremely monotonous considering there's no weapon switching or many enemy types. Sounds like someone wasn't able to get past Mistral.
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Mar 27, 2015 17:31
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RBA Starblade posted:Sounds like someone wasn't able to get past Mistral. What? The only way to switch out your weapons in Rising is by pausing the game, rendering almost all of then effectively worthless. E: but no, i just wasn't able to beat the piss easy first boss
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Mar 27, 2015 17:35
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Austrian mook posted:What? The only way to switch out your weapons in Rising is by pausing the game, rendering almost all of then effectively worthless. "You can't switch weapons, except this way, in which you can switch weapons." That's funny. You're a funny guy, Austrian mook, I like you.
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Mar 27, 2015 17:36
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RBA Starblade posted:"You can't switch weapons, except this way, in which you can switch weapons." Wow, youre actually dumber then i thought you were. Im stunned. Every single human readig that post understands im talking about dynamic switching in the middle of battle, you know like in DMC, Bayonetta, W101. Any other game in the same genre as rising. But please, by all means fulfill your fantasy of owning someone youre never going to meet on the internet. loving idiot.
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Mar 27, 2015 17:39
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Austrian mook posted:Wow, youre actually dumber then i thought you were. Im stunned. Every single human readig that post understands im talking about dynamic switching in the middle of battle, you know like in DMC, Bayonetta, W101. Any other game in the same genre as rising. But please, by all means fulfill your fantasy of owning someone youre never going to meet on the internet. loving idiot. You are a very angry and confused man, but I still like you. e: Despite your wrong opinions about video games, I mean.
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Austrian mook posted:Wow, youre actually dumber then i thought you were. Im stunned. Every single human readig that post understands im talking about dynamic switching in the middle of battle, you know like in DMC, Bayonetta, W101. Any other game in the same genre as rising. But please, by all means fulfill your fantasy of owning someone youre never going to meet on the internet. loving idiot. Lmao chill bro
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Edit: ^^^ Good Advice vvvv Good Point (Also that sentence makes me laugh because I know there is one person out there still who loses their poo poo about Sephiroth to this day.) ZeusCannon has a new favorite as of 17:56 on Mar 27, 2015 |
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Hey if we're doing really obvious trolling that people will inevitably fall for I've got one: Kingdom Hearts is a lovely franchise for literal infants "DONALD DUCK SCORED A CRITICAL HIT ON SEPIROTH FOR 9999 DAMAGE!" Yeah that's a game adults play Try not to step on any legos when you run upstairs from the basement when mom says your hot pockets are done
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quote:Kingdom Hearts is a lovely franchise for literal infants ...Isn't it, though?
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ZeusCannon posted:What? You couldn't beat the first boss of Rising? I bet if I played a laser pointer over my controller my cat could beat that boss. Also Dark souls is overrated honestly. When i called it piss easy, that was tipping you off that i wasn't being serious. I guess i need to write [THIS IS A JOKE] after every joke post now since this website lets deer make accounts now.
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Mar 27, 2015 17:52
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Hey if we're doing really obvious trolling that people will inevitably fall for I've got one: I take this stance unironically
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This and PYF funny comics are my favorite threads, simply for the insanely disproportionate amount of anger and upset they seem to wring out of goons somehow
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RBA Starblade posted:You are a very angry and confused man, but I still like you. Im not confused, I've been abundantly clear and im frankly tired of repeating myself.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:This and PYF funny comics are my favorite threads, simply for the insanely disproportionate amount of anger and upset they seem to wring out of goons somehow Saying anything that a goon likes has a fault in it is the best way to get anger out of goons.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Hey if we're doing really obvious trolling that people will inevitably fall for I've got one: Ive never played Kingdom Hearts because it looks like loving garbage and im not a woman.
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