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renter 69 39.66%
stupid peace of poo poo 66 37.93%
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Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

NZAmoeba posted:

I just watched an interview this morning on TV3 with the Minister of Sports and Recreation who was making the exact same points Slavvy's friend was saying. So at least you know where he got that poo poo from.

Don't you dare call him my friend. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

Butt Wizard posted:

It's also a RWC year as well :clint:

Something rugby something john key raargh

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Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Vagabundo posted:

Confirmation in picture form.



Damnit, with Winston ahead in Northland there's no hope of him spilling the beans on what Osborne knows about Sabin's problems.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Willow Jean Prime sounds like she should be in the distant future struggling against a caste system that somehow mirrors high school social politics. "It is the year 2118 in Johnkeyland. I have never seen the sun. Tomorrow, the Process begins."

Then the cute older boy Andrew betrays her and she must survive in The North Lands on her own. She must defeat Lord Win-Stone and his pet ogre Osborne. But how can she, a simple non-charter high school girl?

brb gettin rich off my new YA sensation

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Willow Jean Prime sounds like she should be in the distant future struggling against a caste system that somehow mirrors high school social politics. "It is the year 2118 in Johnkeyland. I have never seen the sun. Tomorrow, the Process begins."

Then the cute older boy Andrew betrays her and she must survive in The North Lands on her own. She must defeat Lord Win-Stone and his pet ogre Osborne. But how can she, a simple non-charter high school girl?

brb gettin rich off my new YA sensation

That's a non-starter, it requires young adults to know anything about anything. Sorry to torpedo your dreams but you really have to dumb it down a lot more.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Ivor Biggun posted:

Damnit, with Winston ahead in Northland there's no hope of him spilling the beans on what Osborne knows about Sabin's problems.

he's probably happier to insinuate instead



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep-uGeMsuzw&t=88s

Saros
Dec 29, 2009

Its almost like we're a Bureaucracy, in space!

I set sail for the Planet of Lab Requisitions!!

As much as a bastard old Winnie is you have to enjoy just how entertaining he can be with supression orders. Mark Sabin and random pedophile name supression bill.

Clearly unrelated.

Yep.

Also David shearer in that video is great. Bored->Amused->confused->bored->thoughtful.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
Uh oh guys I think atlas just shrugged

http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/business/the-rebuild/67508626/rebuild-man-victor-cattermole-to-quit-nz

quote:

After being questioned about his latest business ventures, Cattermole said: "Screw NZ."

"I'm going to pack up all my business and I'll move away. I'm not going to invest any more time, money, create any jobs or invest in this country. I've had a gutsful of people like you."

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008






I always relish the opportunity to post this:

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
"How dare you ask about my company sheltered in a tax haven, I'm not going to run up any more debt in this country ever again!"

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007



Page 5

http://www.courtsofnz.govt.nz/business/calendar/daily-lists/4-National%20Court%20List%20-%20Thursday%20-%2026%2003%202015.pdf


Edit: related



https://twitter.com/MatthewHootonNZ/status/580878210969153536

edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Mar 26, 2015

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Dang, I should have gone to watch

raining, though.

Kathleen
Feb 26, 2013

Grimey Drawer
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/67516640/nz-could-be-sued-by-overseas-companies--leaked-tppa-docs

why is this news just now? haven't we known this for a while?

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008






That is what it appears to be, yeah?

E: nevermind. Just his solicitor's name.

The Rabbi T. White fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Mar 26, 2015

Taitale
Feb 19, 2011

because now there is the draft text from january on wikileaks, so it isnt just assumptions and speculation

Kathleen
Feb 26, 2013

Grimey Drawer

Taitale posted:

because now there is the draft text from january on wikileaks, so it isnt just assumptions and speculation

it wasn't just speculation was it? i thought there were leaked reports back in 2012 about the whole arbitration thing? i guess the full draft is more concrete in any case.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



It was never just assumptions and speculation, there were previous leaks showing these provisions were in there, and they were expected to be in there because ISDS provisions are now a standard part of trade treaties due to how effective they are in defending companies from foreign legislation.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.





http://www.wfad.se/about-wfad/board

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

wow would love to have a beer with this guy.

not sure why he didn't chow down on those vegetables skin and all though??

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

bobbilljim posted:

not sure why he didn't chow down on those vegetables skin and all though??
Maybe someone told the lizard people which foods are usually eaten raw.

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008






I really don't see the point in posting a list of people entirely unrelated to anything noteworthy currently occurring in NZ.
:parrot:

Binkenstein
Jan 18, 2010

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/67521088/name-suppression-continues-for-prominent-nzer

quote:

A prominent New Zealander facing 12 charges of indecent assault has retained name suppression.

Judge Roy Wade denied the man name suppression in February in the District Court but the man lodged an appeal last week.

That appeal was heard on Thursday in the High Court by Justice Raynor Asher.

Asher ruled that suppression should remain through to trial.

Most other details of the case are suppressed to protect the identity of the victims.

The man has pleaded not guilty and elected trial by jury. He remains on bail.

Yay... not

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy
The National party could end all this idle speculation and comment on the issue that forced Sabin to quit. Even if it's a bit personal just a vague word or two to calm things down

Ivor Biggun fucked around with this message at 09:39 on Mar 26, 2015

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





Can anyone give a clear definition of what is defined as "indecent assault"? Sexual assault is called as such, innit?

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

The Rabbi T. White posted:

Can anyone give a clear definition of what is defined as "indecent assault"? Sexual assault is called as such, innit?

It encompasses all sexual contact without permission. As far as I can tell indecency isn't actually defined anywhere in the Crimes Act.

but this article on the prominent New Zealander says what is alleged:

quote:

The charges, which include allegations of touching the complainants on the breast, buttocks, groin and thigh, are punishable by up to 10 years' imprisonment.
there are 12 charges iirc

exmarx fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Mar 26, 2015

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Hooton's article pretty much seems to be "Nats knew".

http://www.nbr.co.nz/opinion/sabin-clock-keeps-ticking-key

quote:

Sabin clock keeps ticking for Key

Of course, National might still win.

Year after year, John Carter’s Northland electorate won internal party plaudits for its huge membership. For this weekend’s by-election, no less than the economic development, regulatory reform, science and innovation, tertiary education, skills and employment and associate finance minister took full personal control of the campaign. Pretty much the whole cabinet was whisked in by ministerial limo.

The Public Finance Act was assaulted with election bribes. John Key cut short his state visit to Japan to hit the mean streets of Moerewa. Dark stories were told about the risk to Tim Groser’s free-trade agreement with Korea if National were to need the support of UnitedFuture’s Peter Dunne.

Luckily for National, the Labour candidate’s name remains on the ballot paper. Maybe there’s some methodological flaw in Wednesday’s TV3 Reid Research poll that gave the edge to Winston Peters.

Sigh of relief
At the time of writing, National had also been spared the full story becoming public about the resignation of former MP Mike Sabin. Those close to Mr Peters suggested he would return to Wellington before the by-election to reveal all under parliamentary privilege. Instead, the NZ First leader elected to stay in Northland talking about his proposal to expand the port at Marsden Point, a referendum on cannabis and his forthcoming bill to remove name suppression from alleged paedophiles if victims say they don’t want it and to launch a register for parents to check there are no sex offenders in their neighbourhood.

No doubt there was a sigh of relief at National Party Headquarters. But that may be short-sighted.

Arguably it would be better for National had the full Sabin story become known well before by-election day.

Fragments are on the public record: that Mr Sabin has been under police investigation since August, that Mr Key was “happy” for him to remain chairman of the law and order select committee overseeing the police budget while that investigation was under way, and that Mr Sabin resigned “due to personal issues … best dealt with outside Parliament.”

Mr Sabin himself is no longer that important: the police and any other relevant arms of government will now deal with him as they see fit.

But Mr Key’s government stands accused of somehow covering up after Mr Sabin, with Labour leader Andrew Little going so far as to say he believes Mr Key is lying.

That is not entirely implausible. Although NBR has been unable to substantiate allegations the National Party top brass knew all about Mr Sabin as far back as before the 2011 election, police commissioner Mike Bush has made clear that he and his officers did not “drop the ball” when it came to informing the Beehive about the Sabin investigation in August.

Mr Bush has not commented further.

The Beehive line is that Mr Bush told police minister Anne Tolley about the investigation in August – and her successor Michael Woodhouse after the election – but didn’t name the MP concerned. Nor, we are meant to believe, did Ms Tolley or Mr Woodhouse ask.

The Beehive will not answer questions about whether or not either passed this information to Mr Key or his office. Answering such questions, according to chief of staff Wayne Eagleson, would violate the privacy of natural persons.

Public duties
If the Beehive’s account of the Sabin matter is true, then Mr Key’s government has become deeply dysfunctional. Reflect on the type of conversation we are being asked to believe happened, just weeks before a general election:

“Minister,” says Mr Bush, “you need to know that we’re investigating an MP for assault.”

“Cheers,” says Ms Tolley. “Thanks for letting me know.”

Given the proximity to the election, Ms Tolley in fact had a public duty to ask the commissioner who was involved. Was it Mr Key or David Cunliffe, the candidates for prime minister? Was it Bill English, David Parker or Russel Norman, the candidates for finance minister? Or Murray McCully, David Shearer or Mr Peters, the candidates for foreign minister? Maybe Judith Collins or Mr Little, the candidates for justice minister?

Even if Ms Tolley neglected her duties to the public, is it plausible her political duty to the prime minister didn’t lead her to inquire? “Please god, let it be Cunliffe!” she would surely have thought.

Mr Woodhouse’s story is just as odd. When briefed by Mr Bush after the election, we’re told he too ignored his public and political duties to inquire further.

Perhaps even more incredible is Mr Eagleson’s claim that, when he was contacted on November 26 by Labour’s chief of staff Matt McCarten about the Sabin situation – which he says he already knew about from others – he waited until the following week to mention it to the prime minister, who remained, he claims, utterly ignorant until December 1.

“Prime Minister,” the Beehive says Mr Eagleson or his underlings never said, “we have a problem. We’ve just been called by the opposition, which has some serious dirt on Sabin, and it’s all around town because we’ve heard about it from others a while ago. You might be asked questions about it as soon as today.”

Are such calls from the opposition really so routine they don’t get escalated?

The risk for Mr Key is that if the full Sabin story becomes known in a week, a month, six months or a year, it will look as if his government covered it up not just through a general election campaign but then again through the by-election as well. The clock keeps ticking.

Pararoid
Dec 6, 2005

Te Waipounamu pride

quote:

Mr Key has admitted the party held off announcing more new policies for Northland following the criticisms of its 10 bridge policy, The New Zealand Herald reports.

That seems somewhat....childish?

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Ivor Biggun posted:

Hooton's article pretty much seems to be "Nats knew".

http://www.nbr.co.nz/opinion/sabin-clock-keeps-ticking-key

I suspect he had a different one ready to publish in expectation of the judge's decision going the other way based on his tweet there.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Vagabundo posted:

I suspect he had a different one ready to publish in expectation of the judge's decision going the other way based on his tweet there.

Yea that seemed to indicate he was really to go full course yellow on everyone, this is a bit mild and doesn't tell us anything new; i.e. it's not going to get him into trouble in light of last night's ruling.

Vandalseed
Jun 21, 2013

Bringdowner
I think Toby Manhire can be a bit hit and miss, but I laughed at his latest column a few times:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11423799

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Ivor Biggun posted:

quote:

That is not entirely implausible. Although NBR has been unable to substantiate allegations the National Party top brass knew all about Mr Sabin as far back as before the 2011 election, police commissioner Mike Bush has made clear that he and his officers did not “drop the ball” when it came to informing the Beehive about the Sabin investigation in August.

This isn't a typo btw

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Exclamation Marx posted:


This isn't a typo btw

I can selectively bolden text too.

quote:

NBR has been unable to substantiate allegations the National Party top brass knew all about Mr Sabin as far back as before the 2011

NZAmoeba
Feb 14, 2005

It turns out it's MAN!
Hair Elf
John Key was just at the cafe where I'm having breakfast. He looked like he was having a really poo poo day.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


NZAmoeba posted:

John Key was just at the cafe where I'm having breakfast. He looked like he was having a really poo poo day.

The only politician I've ever seen in a cafe is David Seymour. He looked just as bizarre IRL.

Varkk
Apr 17, 2004

NZAmoeba posted:

John Key was just at the cafe where I'm having breakfast. He looked like he was having a really poo poo day.

To be fair if I saw a goon while having breakfast I would consider it a lovely start to the day too.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



It's also probably pretty embarrassing using a sippy cup in public just so you aren't splashing hot tea everywhere but in your mouth.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
You're not allowed hot drinks near John Key. I'm still annoyed about that time his security took my tea away. Apparently there was a risk I might spill it on him.

You can raise my taxes and spy on me, but I draw the line at messing with my tea.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
Looking like Labour Northlanders got the message

http://www.electionresults.govt.nz/electorate-35.html

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

Exclamation Marx posted:

Looking like Labour Northlanders got the message won't get their bridges


Varkk
Apr 17, 2004

:ssh: there were no bridges

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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Looks like Labour people are voting strategically, Willow Jean Prime's only on 600 votes. Now if only Labour could've done more of that in the general election...

Interesting to see if the vote swings back more in Osbourne's favour with on-the-day votes.

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