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a kitten
Aug 5, 2006








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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Good thing they were serving red bull.

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Lotish posted:



Bill was a goon in college.

FYI: Like a Mark McGwire rookie card, every white American you know who's in their 30s has a photo of their parents looking like this

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Lotish posted:



Bill was a goon in college.

First Goon President

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Chard posted:

First Goon President



This is straight out of my nightmares...
...So... I'm assuming Australia?

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Rysithusiku posted:

This is straight out of my nightmares...
...So... I'm assuming Australia?

According to Imgur it was India, texted with "It's going well"

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
Those spiders are way too small for it to be Australia.

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Forget the spiders, thats some crappy looking toilet paper.

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

Yeah, p. sure Australia spiders are at least the size of the toilet roll itself.

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.



Are those real spiders or prank toilet paper with realistic spiders printed on it?

Because if it's the former, I've got a patent to file.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Missed one:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Hoover Dam posted:

FYI: Like a Mark McGwire rookie card, every white American you know who's in their 30s has a photo of their parents looking like this

As a white American in his 30's, can confirm. This is pretty much exactly my parents circa 1976:

Jibo
May 22, 2007

Bear Witness
College Slice

Chard posted:

According to Imgur it was India, texted with "It's going well"

I can confirm that this is the terrible paper towel type toilet paper you find on rare occasions in India. The alternative is none at all however. It is not uncommon to find spiders or even roaches or lizards chilling on that one precious roll.

Here is a picture I took while there:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

pfffffffffft posted:

Forget the spiders, thats some crappy looking toilet paper.

At least it'll burn well and take the little bastards with it.

Oh Hell No posted:

Are those real spiders or prank toilet paper with realistic spiders printed on it?

Because if it's the former, I've got a patent to file.

Not if I get there first! :shepface:

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

Chard posted:

First Goon President



I picked the wrong thread to browse while taking a poo poo

mamelon
Oct 9, 2010

by Lowtax

C.P.A.N. posted:

I picked the wrong rest of my life to exist while taking a poo poo

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory

That's a good way to bug up your crack.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Those spiders are way too small for it to be Australia.

Only if you're not paying attention. The spider density of Australia is nuts. For every big fucker you see there are 20 little ones. I'm certain that there are 10x more spiders per square foot in Australia than my home country.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Oh nice, spider print novelty toilet pap... wait, there are spiders on the side of the roll, run, RUN!

As to quality, that looks better than the toilet paper at my place of work, which is simultaneously non-absorbent and rash-inducingly rough. I think someone spent a few years engineering that, for firms who want to discourage their employees from making GBS threads during work time.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.


The bottom one is intended. It's one of several thrash bins found in Dutch fairytale theme park De Efteling that audibly asks you to feed it's never-ending hunger for paper waste.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
faceswap app thought the car wheel was a face

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

beato posted:

faceswap app thought the car wheel was a face


Guuhh - that's some Zalgo-level poo poo

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014

Some photo-editor at Salon.com do not care for conservatives at all.







Album:
http://imgur.com/a/npngH/all


e: Americans, this man wants to be your president:

Pondex has a new favorite as of 12:55 on Mar 28, 2015

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Pondex posted:

Some photo-editor at Salon.com do not care for conservatives at all.







Album:
http://imgur.com/a/npngH/all


e: Americans, this man wants to be your president:



Was this meant for a different thread?

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014

beato posted:

Was this meant for a different thread?

Nope

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

beato posted:

Was this meant for a different thread?

funny is subjective, for example, some people find really unfunny things funny

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

C.P.A.N. posted:

I picked the wrong thread to browse while taking a poo poo

Welp, you gotta admit, you see that sitting next to you on the bowl and there is no greater cure for constipation.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Zopotantor posted:

Oh nice, spider print novelty toilet pap... wait, there are spiders on the side of the roll, run, RUN!

As to quality, that looks better than the toilet paper at my place of work, which is simultaneously non-absorbent and rash-inducingly rough. I think someone spent a few years engineering that, for firms who want to discourage their employees from making GBS threads during work time.

My father buys one ply toilet paper that's flimsier than the poo poo you find in a McDonalds bathroom. And there's no reason for it.

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014

ArtIsResistance posted:

funny is subjective, for example, some people find really unfunny things funny

tyrelhill
Jul 30, 2006
Okay that was funny.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

FadedReality
Sep 5, 2007

Okurrrr?
Ted Cruz permanently looks like he's trying not to cry over age of consent laws.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
He looks like he's a half melted used car salesman who's doing an Urkel impression.

That is one slimy motherfucker.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Is this the funny pic thread? Because I just scrolled through the last 4 pages and yeah

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Is this the funny pic thread? Because I just scrolled through the last 4 pages and yeah

post pics then

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





Didn't think Morally Inept needed that kind of motivation.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
e:^^^great minds

kannonfodder posted:

Gosh, you sure live a troubled life.



I didn't know Morally Inept was a biker.

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Mar 5, 2013

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